Roosevelt Rejection

On Saturday, the Houston Texans released Roosevelt Colvin. Obviously, New England was correct.

McCain-Palin: Imaginative & Inspirational

Since their inception, Republicans have nominated fifty-nine presidential and vice-presidential candidates. They have represented seventeen states. Each one was male.

For Vice President, Senator John McCain selected Governor Sarah Palin. According to McCain, Palin is independent. “She's not from these parts and she's not from Washington,” said McCain. “But when you get to know her, you're going to be as impressed as I am. She's got the grit, integrity, good sense and fierce devotion to the common good that is exactly what we need in Washington today. She knows where she comes from and she knows who she works for. She stands up for what's right, and she doesn't let anyone tell her to sit down. She's fought oil companies and party bosses and do-nothing bureaucrats, and anyone who puts their interests before the interests of the people she swore an oath to serve.”

According to Palin, McCain is spectacular. “Now, no leader in America has shown these qualities so clearly or presents so clear a threat to business as usual in Washington as Senator John S. McCain,” said Palin. “This is a moment when principles and political independence matter a lot more than just the party line. And this is a man who has always been there to serve his country, not just his party.”

From 1996-2002, Palin was Wasilla Mayor. From 2003-2006, she served as Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Ethics Commissioner. Since 2006, she has been Governor.

“I found someone with an outstanding reputation for standing up to special interests and entrenched bureaucracies; someone who has fought against corruption and the failed policies of the past; someone who stopped government from wasting taxpayers' money on things they don't want or need, and put it back to work for the people; someone with executive experience who has shown great tenacity and skill in tackling tough problems, especially our dangerous dependence on foreign oil; someone who reached across the aisle and asked Republicans, Democrats and independents to serve in government; someone with strong principles, a fighting spirit and deep compassion someone who grew up in a decent, hardworking middle-class family, whose father was an elementary school teacher and mother was the school's secretary,” said McCain.

Ultimately, Palin may implode. Her inexperience may emerge. Independents may revolt. Women may not transfer. With that stated, I applaud McCain. Since 2004, Republicans have lacked imagination. Palin’s selection was audacious, intrepid, and significant.

John McCain-Sarah Palin Complete Text

Chad Johnson… You Are An Ass

Officially, Chad Johnson is Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Enough. Once, Johnson was amusing. He was inimitable. His statistics were stellar. Today, Johnson is poisonous. He is puerile. His statistics are unacceptable. Admittedly, I was an admirer. However, the Cincinnati Bengals must act. Johnson must exit. His vanity trumps value.

Betting the Pass Line (Last Season: 52-45)

Bowling Green (+13) at Pittsburgh
Simply stated, Dave Wannstedt is an apocryphal coach. The Panthers are overvalued.

Virginia Tech (-9 ½) at East Carolina
On September 1, 2007, Virginia Tech defeated East Carolina 17-7. Today’s margin will be similar.

USC (-13 ½) at Virginia
The Trojans will cruise.

Illinois (+8 ½) at Missouri
Chase Daniel vs. Juice Williams…An epic contest.

Alabama at Clemson (-4 ½)
Finally, Tommy Bowden will exceed expectations.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Olympic Gold medallist Shawn Johnson is on the program tonight. She just got back from Beijing. You know what that means? She has more foreign policy experience than Sarah Palin.”

The Tonight Show

Phillies Acquire Matt Stairs

On Friday, the Toronto Blue Jays traded Matt Stairs to the Philadelphia Phillies. As reciprocation, the Blue Jays received a minor leaguer. Simply stated, Stairs will not improve the Phillies.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The night’s big event was Obama’s speech, in front of 75,000 enthusiastic supporters and eight confused Broncos season ticket holders. They thought maybe the football season started early.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Breakfast Commercialism.. An Olympic Tradition

NEW RULE

Peanuts cannot comprehend foreign policy.

Simply stated, Lauren and Spencer abhor each other. On Monday, Spencer compared their conflict and Iran and Israel. Seriously? On Spencer’s map, San Diego and San Francisco are international. Iran and Israel are the International House of Pancakes. Spencer does not read. He does not think. He should never discuss foreign relations. Spencer is an ass. Why appear asinine?

Worth A Read

The Reaction

Michael Stickings analyzes. His cohorts comment.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Ana Ivanovic?

According to the CDC and FDA, salmonella is vanished. Seriously. Vegetables are safe. Toys remain lethal.

Today’s top five or college football’s finest (1) Georgia, (2) Ohio State, (3) USC, (4) Oklahoma, (5) Clemson

Denver 2008: Obama’s Political Perfection

Politics is an equation. Twenty-five percent is personality. Twenty-five percent is retaliation. Twenty-five percent is rhetoric. Twenty-five percent is specifics. Personality and rhetoric win praise and supporters. Retaliation and specifics win elections.

On Thursday, Senator Barack Obama addressed the Democratic National Convention. Obama’s speech was spectacular. His performance was sincere. His words were superb. Internally, Obama’s address was altered. The oratory did not explode. Externally, the appearance was identical. The tenor was exemplary.

Since July 27, 2004, Obama’s rhetoric has sparkled. This evening, his intent was separate. His pitch was unique. Obama was not grand or idealistic. Instead, he answered attacks. He countered criticism. Celebrity, elitism, patriotism… the indictment was irrelevant. Obama responded. For political observers, the exhibition was exquisite.

On August 28, 1963, a thirty-four year old African-American eyed thousands. He could not offer resolutions. He could orate hope. Tonight, a forty-seven year old African-American eyed mirror masses. He promised America’s restoration. He proposed extensive solutions. Sans Martin Luther King, Obama is implausible. However, King merely possessed purpose. Obama may possess power.

Barack Obama Complete Text

Candidacy of Blinding Light

Denver 2008: Vice President Grinch

On Thursday, former Vice President Al Gore addressed the Democratic National Convention. Gore’s speech was abysmal. He refrained one memorable section. He spouted one memorable sentence. Gore was acrimonious, insipid, and shrill. He embarrassed himself. He epitomized jealousy.

Al Gore Complete Text

Denver 2008: Richardson Shimmers, Skewers Republicans

On Thursday, Governor Bill Richardson addressed the Democratic National Convention. Richardson’s speech was spectacular. He addressed equality and values. He scorched President Bush, Vice President Cheney, and John McCain. During Richardson’s campaign, where was this?

Bill Richardson Complete Text

Reclamation Pacman

As previously stated, Pacman Jones has been arrested on six occasions and interrogated on eleven. Currently, he faces felony coercion charges. Why is he valued?

On April 27, the Tennessee Titans traded Jones to the Dallas Cowboys. On Thursday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell reinstated him. “Adam has worked hard to get to this point, but he also knows that there is still a lot of work ahead of him,” said Owner Jerry Jones. “He is fully aware of the opportunity that he has been given, and he knows that this is an ongoing process.”

Predictably, Pacman was ecstatic. “I am fully a Dallas Cowboy,” he said. “I don't have it lingering over my head, will he get reinstated, will he not get reinstated. I just have to keep myself out of bad situations like I have been doing the last six or seven months. I did scream. Immediately I called my mom, because I've been beating myself up, but my mom has been through this roller-coaster with me.”

During his career, Jones has amassed 116 tackles and 4 interceptions. His criminal record trumps this. In July 2005, he was arrested on assault and vandalism charges. October 2005, Jones received probation for non-reporting to probation and not disclosing his previous arrest. August and October 2006, two incidents with women spawned disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and misdemeanor assault charges. February 2007, Jones was charged with felony coercion and misdemeanor battery and threat to life.

“It feels good man, you know, to get a second chance and I just have to take advantage of it,” said Pacman. “First and foremost, I don't want to let myself down, definitely my little girl down. I'm thankful for [Cowboys owner] Jerry [Jones], the fans in Dallas and my teammates for believing in me. I need to keep doing what I've been doing to get reinstated, staying with myself and my teammates and staying away from those knuckleheads and just stay focused.”

Reclamations require investment, optimism, and trust. Recovery is not an individual mission. Recovery occurs via amity and hope. The Cowboys have nurtured Pacman. Pacman must now cooperate.

Denver 2008: Kaine Epitomizes America

On Thursday, Governor Tim Kaine addressed the Democratic National Convention. Kaine’s speech was exemplary. His performance was poignant. His words were wonderful. Kaine cannot seek reelection. Obviously, he will return.

Tim Kaine Complete Text

College Football Predictions

ACC
Atlantic Division
1. Clemson
2. Wake Forest
3. Boston College

Coastal Division
1. Virginia Tech
2. Virginia
3. Georgia Tech

Championship Game: Clemson defeats Virginia Tech 21-17

Big East
1. West Virginia
2. South Florida
3. Cincinnati
4. Connecticut
5. Pittsburgh

Big Ten
1. Ohio State
2. Illinois
3. Wisconsin
4. Penn State
5. Purdue

Big Twelve
Northern Division
1. Missouri
2. Kansas
3. Colorado

Southern Division
1. Oklahoma
2. Texas Tech
3. Texas

Championship Game: Oklahoma defeats Missouri 34-21

Conference USA
Eastern Division
1. Central Florida
2. East Carolina
3. Memphis

Western Division
1. Tulsa
2. Houston
3. Tulane

Championship Game: Central Florida defeats Tulsa 41-38

MAC
Eastern Division
1. Bowling Green
2. Miami-Ohio
3. Buffalo

Western Division
1. Central Michigan
2. Western Michigan
3. Ball State

Championship Game: Bowling Green defeats Central Michigan 35-31

Mountain West
1. Utah
2. BYU
3. New Mexico
4. TCU
5. Air Force

Pac 10
1. USC
2. Oregon State
3. Oregon
4. UCLA
5. Arizona State

SEC
Eastern Division
1. Georgia
2. Florida
3. Kentucky

Western Division
1. LSU
2. Auburn
3. Alabama

Championship Game: Georgia defeats LSU 28-27

Sun Belt
1. Troy
2. Florida Atlantic
3. Louisiana-Lafayette
4. Louisiana-Monroe
5. Middle Tennessee

WAC
1. Fresno State
2. Boise State
3. Hawaii
4. Nevada
5. Louisiana Tech

BOWL GAMES
Fed Ex National Championship Game: Georgia defeats Ohio State 27-24
Nokia Sugar Bowl: LSU defeats Texas Tech 38-34
Fed Ex Orange Bowl: Clemson defeats West Virginia 35-17
Rose Bowl: USC defeats Virginia Tech 35-10
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma defeats Illinois 42-14

Heisman Trophy
1. Chris Wells
2. Knowshon Moreno
3. Tim Tebow
4. Joe McKnight
5. Sam Bradford

John McCain Showcases Class

Invesco Field: Magnificent, Historic Scenery

Denver 2008: Prelude to the Dream

On Thursday, Congressman John Lewis addressed the Democratic National Convention. Martin Luther King and Lewis were friends. This is an historic evening.

John Lewis Complete Text

LPGA… Habla Golf?

Angel Cabrera: “You don't have to speak English to play golf. I remember what [Roberto] de Vicenzo once said to me. If you shoot under 70, everybody will understand you. If you don't, they won't want to talk to you, anyway.”

K.J. Choi: “It is a difficult situation. It is good for them to help players learn English. When I learned English, I became a better player. But to suspend them? I don't think so. I would have had to go home.”

Padraig Harrington: “Surely if you can say, 'Hello,' that's English. Is that good enough? Who draws the line about how many words you've got to know in English? What if you have a person who genuinely struggles with learning a new language; they have a learning disability? That's tough to ask somebody with a learning disability, who might have found golf as the saving grace in their life, to ask them to learn a different language or else you can't play. There's a lot of different issues to that. It's a big step to actually put it out there.”

Deputy Commissioner Libba Galloway: “We have been puzzled, if not surprised, by some of the reactions. We see this as a pro-international move. You have to interact effectively with your pro-am partners. You need to be able to do media interviews. And you need to give a winner's acceptance speech in English. They must speak at a level that effectively accomplishes those three things. We're not just looking at the LPGA as it is now. We're looking at the future of the LPGA. As you well know, we have a large international membership. All indications are it's not going to get smaller. We believe so much in what we're doing. If we're getting any criticism, it's coming from outside the organization. It's not coming from the players, and those are the people to whom it applies.”

Why Boxing?

On December 6, Manny Pacquiao will oppose Oscar De La Hoya. I respect both. Unfortunately, no one will watch.

Lauren, Whitney Swim With Sharks

Humans and fish are comparable. Humans have various cliques. Fish have various schools. The clusters communicate. They interact. They travel together. They never transform.

On Monday, Stephanie celebrated her birthday. Audrina, Brody, Lauren, and Lo attended. Heidi and Spencer also attended. Upon their arrival, Brody exited. His rationale? Drama. I concur. As previously stated, Stephanie should not be trusted.

Simultaneously, Whitney received a promotion. If I were her, I would have refused. People’s Revolution is an excellent company. However, Kelly Cutrone is a cruel employer. She is malicious and unforgiving. Whitney will never survive.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Hillary Clinton gave a rousing speech — so passionate, so emotional. Nancy Pelosi’s face almost moved.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Harry and Louise: Past & Present Tense

NEW RULE

Abortion is acceptable.

This week, the Republican National Convention negotiated their platform. They advocated an anti-abortion constitutional amendment. Their rhetoric was rigid. Everyone ignores the platform. We will not. We will imagine importance. Republicans are ridiculous. Their argument is unwarranted. Why?

Abortion is complex. Democrats say pro-choice. Republicans smear pro-abortion. Neither are applicable. However, Republicans are repugnant. They demagogue. Murder? Abortion on demand? Seriously? No one prefers abortion. Doctors do not covet them. Mothers do not crave them. Personally, I abhor them. Yet, I am pragmatic. I consider individual circumstances.

I also consider politics. Politically, abortion is perfect. Conservatives should think. What are the ramifications? What if abortion vanished? Catholics and Evangelicals vote. They vote Republican. Economically, they are liberal. If abortion were illegal, Democrats would score them. Conservatives would lose.

Obviously, the aforesaid is controversial. The aforesaid is unpopular. Despite this, I am correct. If Republicans shut up, they will realize this.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you For Better or For Worse?

In the Major League Baseball Draft, the Pittsburgh Pirates selected Pedro Alvarez. Alvarez will not sign their contract. His reason? They are the Pirates.

According to a study, sharing is genetic. Finally, Nicky and Paris Hilton’s dating explained.

Denver 2008: Clinton Restates Greatness, Roasts Republicans

On Wednesday, President Clinton addressed the Democratic National Convention. Clinton’s speech was spectacular. His performance was perfect. His rhetoric was remarkable. For sixteen hours, Democrats craved incineration. Cronyism. Katrina. Partisanship. Torture. Tonight, Clinton scorched conservatives. He also restated the obvious. In American politics, Clinton remains elite.

This evening, Barack Obama disrespected President Clinton. Obama afforded only fifteen minutes. Despite this, Clinton was exemplary. He was magnanimous. He sold Obama. Henceforth, Obama owes his predecessor.

President Clinton Complete Text

Denver 2008: Biden’s Acceptable Evening

On Wednesday, Senator Joe Biden addressed the Democratic National Convention. His speech was adequate. Biden was passable. He was not perfect. He was satisfactory. He was not stellar. Ultimately, Biden’s fortes were foretold. Concerning national security, his assertions were authoritative. His criticisms were crisp.

As previously stated, Vice Presidents are disciplined. Vice Presidents are regimented. They enumerate constricted cases. They recite convenient criticisms. They are not independent. They are not opinionated. They are never the news. Tonight, Biden respected this script. He slipped. He never stumbled. If this evening recurs, Biden vindicates his value.

Joe Biden Complete Text

Denver 2008: Kerry Mangles McCain

On Wednesday, Senator John Kerry addressed the Democratic National Convention. During his speech, Kerry labeled John McCain desperate, insulting, and pathetic. Kerry’s assault was exquisite. His criticism was credible.

John Kerry Complete Text

Russia Rattles United States

On Wednesday, Russia deployed three missile ships. Intriguingly, Russia withdrawal resembles escalation.

Denver 2008: Reed, Reid Drain Democrats

On Wednesday, Senators Jack Reed and Harry Reid addressed the Democratic National Convention. Their arguments were plausible. Unfortunately, they were sans personality.

Jack Reed Complete Text

Harry Reid Complete Text

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Barack Obama has chosen Sen. Joseph Biden to be his vice presidential running mate. Biden has 35 years’ experience in Washington. So, between the two of them? That’s almost 36 years of experience.”

The Tonight Show

Environmental Reaction

According to the National Snow and Ice Data Center, Artic ice is melting. Severely melting. I am not a scientist. However, I comprehend catastrophe. This is unacceptable.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Barack Obama sent out a text message for his vice president choice at 3 a.m. He told everyone he picked Joe Biden. How do you think that made Hillary Clinton feel? She finally gets that 3 a.m. call — and it’s to tell her they picked Joe Biden.”

The Tonight Show

Red Sox Score Kotsay

On Wednesday, the Atlanta Braves traded outfielder Mark Kotsay to the Boston Red Sox. As reciprocation, the Braves received minor league outfielder Luis Sumoza. In the American League East, the Tampa Bay Rays have the advantage. Clearly, the Red Sox crave the advantage.

NEW RULE

Religion is not political.

Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA): “As an ardent, practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time. And what I know is, over the centuries, the doctors of the church have not been able to make that definition. And St. Augustine said at three months. We don’t know.”

Archbishop Donald Wuerl: “The current teaching of the Catholic Church on human life and abortion is the same teaching as it was 2,000 years ago. From the beginning, the Catholic Church has respected the dignity of all human life from the moment of conception to natural death. Since the first century the church has affirmed the moral evil of every procured abortion. This teaching has not changed and remains unchangeable.”

This debate is irrelevant and unnecessary. This debate is moronic. Politics and religion should never entwine. When they mix, America suffers. An Archbishop versus a Congresswoman? If he exchanges catechism for campaigning, this is acceptable.

America’s politics have regressed. Insolence and pettiness are acceptable. Abortion versus Life. When does life commence? Communion is political. The aforesaid is nauseating. The truth? No one prefers abortion. Conception is a theological question. Gestation is a medical question. Healthcare is an issue. Theology is not. Who receives milk and cookies? No votes care.

Worth A Read

Pregnancy and Baby

Covering nine months… and their aftermath.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Mark Warner?

On Tuesday, the LPGA mandated english. Unfortunately, they cannot mandate viewers.

According to a study, animals are effective communicators. Next study… Why are married couples not?

Denver 2008: Clinton Praises Obama, Prods Pumas

On Tuesday, Senator Hillary Clinton addressed the Democratic National Convention. Clinton’s speech was exemplary. Her performance was poignant. Her words were wonderful. Clinton did not gush. She did not prattle. Akin to her concession, she embraced Barack Obama. She encouraged her supporters.

Obviously, Clinton congratulated herself. She recounted her campaign. She restated the importance. However, she was cordial, compassionate, magnanimous, and sensitive. Clinton’s stories were emotional. Pundits will analyze. They will scrutinize. They cannot neglect the obvious.

During her campaign, Clinton won twenty-two contests. She won 1,926 delegates. She won 18,046,007 votes. Concerning her supporters, Clinton can coax, implore, and urge. She cannot mandate.

Hillary Clinton Complete Text

Finally… Replay Ball

Major League Baseball is archaic. Major League Baseball is antiquated. While the NFL, NBA, and NHL have embraced technology, Major League Baseball has treasured yesteryear. Unreliable eyes have judged their critical contests.

On Tuesday, Major League Baseball instituted instant replay. Despite this alteration, Commissioner Bud Selig’s resistance remains. “Like everything else in life, there are times that you have to make an adjustment. My opposition to unlimited instant replay is still very much in play. I really think that the game has prospered for well over a century now doing things the way we did it. Any time you try to change something in baseball, it's both emotional and difficult. There's been some concern that, well, if you start here, look what it's going to lead to. Not as long as I'm the commissioner.”

Major League Baseball’s players concur. “It overshot the mark by far just because, what, in a Yankee game someone didn't get a homer? Please. It's happened thousands of times,” said Kenny Rogers. “That's part of the game. It's the beauty of the game. Mistakes are made.”

“I find it very strange that, with 30 games to go in the season, that they would start it now. I find that very peculiar,” said Baltimore Orioles Manager Dave Trembley. “If they wanted it so bad, what took them so long to get it going and why wait until this particular point in time?”

On July 16, Andy Van Slyke opposed instant replay. According to him, errors are acceptable. I disagree. Championship Series warrant correct conclusions.

Denver 2008: Where Was Mark Warner?

On Tuesday, former Governor Mark Warner addressed the Democratic National Convention. Warner’s speech was acceptable. His speech was sufficient. His speech was not a keynote address.

In 2004, Barack Obama’s keynote energized, inspired, and resonated. Warner is not Obama. No one expected this. However, Obama’s address still reverberates. Warner’s was meager and unremarkable.

Mark Warner Complete Text

Denver 2008: Patrick, Schweitzer Direct Democrats

On Tuesday, Governors Deval Patrick and Brian Schweitzer addressed the Democratic National Convention. Their arguments were effective. Simultaneously, they sold Barack Obama. They skewered John McCain. Democrats should mirror their example.

Deval Patrick Complete Text

Brian Schweitzer Complete Text

Denver 2008: Strickland Channels Ann Richards

On Tuesday, Governor Ted Strickland addressed the Democratic National Convention. His speech was malicious and rude. Obviously, President Bush is unpopular. He is not Aristotle. However, Democrats must be cautious. Spite is unwelcome.

Ted Strickland Complete Text

Russia: If You Want War...

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev: “We are not afraid of anything, including the prospect of a new Cold War. But we don't want it and in this situation everything depends on the position of our partners.”

Denver 2008: Dull Does Not Sell

On Tuesday, Governor Kathleen Sebelius and Senator Bob Casey addressed the Democratic National Convention. Concerning the former, she was monotonous. For Vice President, she was never a candidate. Concerning the latter, his speech was satisfactory. His words were stellar. His performance was lackluster.

Kahleen Sebelius Complete Text

Bob Casey Complete Text

Denver 2008: Rendell… A Disrespected Democrat

On Tuesday, Governor Ed Rendell addressed the Democratic National Convention. Sincerely, I admire Rendell. He is an exemplary individual. For Vice President, he should have been considered. He should have been selected.

Ed Rendell Complete Text

Denver 2008: Democrats Conceal Champions

On Tuesday, Governors Chet Culver, Joe Manchin, and David Paterson addressed the Democratic National Convention. Culver and Manchin are potential superstars. Paterson’s story is spectacular. He is African-American and blind. Why schedule them early? No one is watching.

Chet Culver Complete Text

Joe Manchin Complete Text

David Paterson Complete Text

Bitches, Brats Resurrect The Hills

Last season, The Hills was stale. The drama was absent. The personalities were vacant. The results were predictable. Why? The Hills abandoned artistic principle. Drama is a tapestry. Heroes, villains, idiots, innocents, saints, and scoundrels weave the composition. Flash and glitter wreck the composition.

Last week, Audrina celebrated her birthday. Lauren attended. Lo did not. Subsequently, Lo approached Audrina. She attempted an apology. She also assailed Audrina’s character and friends. Upon hearing this, Audrina stated the obvious. They will never be friends.

Meanwhile, Holly, Heidi’s sister, visited. The sister’s interaction was cordial. Holly and Spencer’s interaction was hostile. Despite Heidi’s request, Spencer was antagonistic and surly. Once again, he showcased the observable. He is an asshole.

Drama is not gargantuan. Drama escalates and explodes. However, moments and seconds compose drama. Afternoons and evenings compose drama. Conversation composes drama. Perfectly, the Hills confirmed this maxim. As previously stated, I heart Lo. I never knew she was a bitch.

NEW RULE

Stories are duplicitous.

In Argentina, a newborn was discovered. She was discovered amongst puppies. Apparently, the infant was abandoned. The mother dog rescued her. Yes, this is emotional. Yes, this is heartwarming. However, sentiment is immaterial. My two questions. Where is the mother? What is her punishment?

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you also retired?

In Kentucky, a politician received three days incarceration. His crime? He proposed an exchange. Two women for a hog. President Clinton, what is wrong?

In Connecticut, nine-year-old Jericho Scott cannot pitch. According to Little League, Scott’s talent is excessive. Today, the Cleveland Indians issued this statement: We need talent.

Denver 2008: Michelle Scraps, Scores

On Monday, Michelle Obama addressed the Democratic National Convention. She was not perfect. Actually, she was proletarian. Her appearance was anxious. Her posture was nervous. Her speech was rushed. With that stated, Obama’s words were stable. She painted the required portrait. Barack Obama is a parent and partner.

Conventions are relays. Each evening is interconnected. One mistake is mortal. In 2004, Teresa Heinz Kerry stumbled. She impeded the campaign. Tonight, Michelle Obama did not. She competed. She passed the baton. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday must now perform.

Michelle Obama Complete Text

Denver 2008: The Dream Shall Never Die

On Monday, Senator Ted Kennedy returned. His appearance was weary. His performance was wonderful. Amidst his illness, Kennedy remains courageous and inspirational. The Kennedy family retains our thoughts and prayers.

Ted Kennedy Complete Text

Denver 2008: Pelosi Prances, Preens

On Monday, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi commenced the Democratic National Convention. She excoriated John McCain. She touted Democratic accomplishments. Congress’ approval rating is fourteen percent. What accomplishments?

Nancy Pelosi Complete Text

Denver 2008: Lousy Leach

On Monday, former Congressman Jim Leach (R-IA) addressed the Democratic National Convention. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) endorses John McCain. Leach endorses Barack Obama? What is this? The Congressional exchange program?

Jim Leach Complete Text

Zai jian Beijing

On Sunday, the 2008 Olympics concluded. Predictably, the closing ceremonies were rapid. Director Zhang Yimou was constricted. He was regimented. Despite this, Yimou’s concept was excellent. His aesthetics were stellar. His transition was superb. Perfectly, Beijing and London intertwined.

Concerning the competition, these are my memories. Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps owned the conversation. Kirsty Coventry, Nastia Liukin, and Libby Trickett were impressive. United States’ basketball and volleyball were magnificent. Chinese gymnastics was marvelous.

Deborah Bartoshevich: I Approve Your Message

Gibbs Equation: Eighteen Into Twenty

On Monday, Joey Logano joined Joe Gibbs racing. “I'm all about the pressure,” he said. “I'm cool with pressure. Moving up to this car now, it's more pressure, but I can handle it. I think it's cool. When Tony left and they brought my name up ... it was really exciting for me, especially as an 18-year-old kid. It's cool even to have your name brought up, but then for it all to happen and if we all work good then it's going to be really exciting.”

Joe Gibbs comprehends potential. He recognizes skill. Denny Hamlin was twenty-four. Kyle Busch is twenty-three. Logano is only eighteen. He is not Tony Stewart. However, he must be special.

Pennington Rises

On Monday, the Miami Dolphins chose a quarterback. Chad Pennington is their starter. Miami’s decision is correct. As previously stated, Pennington will resurrect Miami.

Twins Retrieve Guardado

On Monday, the Texas Rangers traded Eddie Guardado to the Minnesota Twins. As reciprocation, the Rangers received a minor leaguer. As previously stated, Major League Baseball does not have a trade deadline. Franchises may improve whenever.

Primetime Pugilists Garner Gold

Super Heavyweight: Roberto Cammarelle

Heavyweight: Rakhim Chakhkiev

Light Heavyweight: Zhang Xiaoping

Middleweight: James DeGale

Welterweight: Bakhyt Sarsekbayev

Light Welterweight: Manuel Felix Diaz

Lightweight: Aleksei Tishchenko

Featherweight: Vasyl Lomachenko

Bantamweight: Enkhbatyn Badar-Uugan

Flyweight: Somjit Jongjohor

Light Flyweight: Zou Shiming

Tears & Title: United States Wins For Coach

On Sunday, the United States defeated Brazil 20-25, 25-22, 25-21, 25-23. On August 9, Coach Hugh McCutcheon endured tragedy. Yesterday, he garnered gold. This was the appropriate reparation.

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.