Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Seattle Forsaken

Seattle is vanishing. Grey’s Anatomy is stale. Starbucks is suffering. The Mariners and Seahawks have declined. Frasier and Niles have deserted. Once, Seattle was the Emerald City. Unfortunately, rain and ruin have consumed them.

On Wednesday, the NBA and Seattle compromised. The Supersonics may relocate. However, they owe $75 million. They also forfeit their colors, name, and records. “It was a tough experience for all of us that were involved in it,” said Owner Clay Bennett. “There was just so much that happened on both sides, so much misinterpreted, miscommunicated and misunderstood that it was difficult.”

Concerning Seattle’s future, NBA Commissioner David Stern was blunt. “We understand that city, county, and state officials are currently discussing a plan to substantially rebuild KeyArena for the sum of $300 million,” he said. “If this funding were authorized, we believe KeyArena could properly be renovated into a facility that meets NBA standards relating to revenue generation, fan amenities, team facilities, and the like. Given the lead times associated with any franchise acquisition or relocation and with a construction project as complex as a KeyArena renovation, authorization of the public funding needs to occur by the end of 2009 in order for there to be any chance for the NBA to return to Seattle within the next five years.”

During their Seattle tenure, the Supersonics amassed a 1,745-1,585 record. They accrued one NBA championship, three Western Conference championships, and six division championships. They also totaled 22 playoff appearances.

Money talks. The aforesaid is not cliché or truism. The aforesaid is realty. Arenas, revenue, and suites are pertinent. Fans and loyalty are irrelevant. Seattle learned this lesson. A lesson which is a apocryphal.

J.A. Adande: Souless in Seattle

The NBA should be banned from using the phrase "NBA cares" in any future public service announcement. That should be a contingency of the settlement that ended the city of Seattle's lawsuit against the SuperSonics and freed the team to move to Oklahoma City, Okla. Because that's the message the sad Sonics saga sends out. The league doesn't care one bit unless you're willing to give up your money to enable its profits.

We know the NBA isn't a philanthropic organization, no matter how many times we see pictures of players reading to kids. We understand teams must seek maximum profits or else they may be sold or cease to exist. But that doesn't mean the public has to guarantee that the team will make money.

The hypocritical Sonics owners argued in court that the team's departure would have no economic impact on Seattle. Wonder how that went over with the voters in Oklahoma City who approved a $121 million sales tax extension to pay for arena renovations because they were told it would be an economic boon to the city. As I write this in a Washington, D.C., hotel room, just a few blocks away is an example that there's no steadfast rule that says arenas must be built with taxpayer funds. Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin financed the $200 million to build the Verizon Center himself. In the process, he provided the impetus that turned a forgotten part of the city into a bustling area of restaurants, shops and bars.

That's an example of what a franchise can mean to a city. It can provide a community base and, in good times, unify the region. There's a conversation starter when you see someone wearing the home team's jersey on the subway. There's a downtown parade when the team wins a championship. Even the sports economists whose numbers can't provide a fiscal justification for keeping pro teams in town say there's an incalculable psychological benefit.

I was there for the last glorious night of basketball in Seattle. The Sonics didn't even win a championship that night, all they did was win Game 5 of the NBA Finals to send the series with the Bulls back to Chicago. Fans rallied for an impromptu celebration at Pioneer Square and drove around the city honking their horns deep into the night. Those are the types of feelings that were torn away from Seattle on Wednesday. Four decades of support from the fans were tossed aside.

(So far I have discovered only one good thing to come out of this. In the comments section on the Seattle Post-Intelligencer's Web site Wednesday night, an angry Sonics fan posted a link to a picture I've unsuccessfully tried to find on the Internet for years: the shot of Xavier McDaniel choking Wes Matthews.)

So how could this brazen pillaging happen? The short summary is that the city and state did not pay for a new or renovated arena, so that's all the excuse the SuperSonics' owners need to hijack the franchise to their hometown in Oklahoma. The city tried to sue to force the Sonics to honor the remaining two years on their lease at KeyArena. The owners argued they would lose some $60 million if they stayed that long. So they wrote a check for $45 million (with the possibility of writing another for $30 million if certain conditions are met) and the city took it and sat down.

The team is willing to leave the SuperSonics' name, colors and history behind, as if that were some grand gesture. Owner Clay Bennett said "I was always amenable ... to reserving the name for Seattle fans." What a great guy. I'm sure the Oklahoma City fans are deeply saddened that they won't be able to look up into the rafters and see the retired jerseys of Gus Williams, Fred Brown and Jack Sikma.

The Seattle fans get to keep their memories. But that's all they have. There's no guarantee of any more games, no chance to watch the development of Kevin Durant. Oh, there's still the matter of former owner Howard Schultz and his lawsuit, in which he claims the new ownership group that bought the team duped him by not making a good-faith effort to keep the Sonics in Seattle. Don't hold your breath for that result, Seattle.

First of all, Schultz has plenty of other things to worry about now, with the news that Starbucks will close 600 stores. Second, the team's defense attorneys already showed they were legal hotshots in the city's lawsuit, and this one should be even easier. Just call Schultz to the stand, ask him if he knew what city the proposed owners called home, turn to the jury and wonder aloud how a man who turned a coffee shop into a global power could be naïve enough to think people from Oklahoma City would pay $350 million to buy a team and not have it be within driving distance of their homes. Then the defense can rest its case.

The legal system couldn't keep the Sonics in Seattle. That should have been up to David Stern. Instead, he was more interested in helping his buddy Bennett and maintaining leverage for the other owners than serving the fans who had supported a team and were responsible for millions of dollars of NBA revenue over the years. Stern put out a statement saying he's encouraged that the city and state are attempting to put together a new financial package to rebuild KeyArena (the same building the public just paid to renovate 14 years ago). He said if that happens, Seattle would be in line for another team.

That doesn't mean there's a suitable solution to this story. It just means that some other city is next.

Praise Colombia

Malkin & Crosby: Beware the Penguins

Combinations win championships. Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen won six. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Magic Johnson won five. Terry Bradshaw and Lynn Swann won four. Sergei Fedorov and Steve Yzerman won three. For the Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have won zero. If they are separated, this will not change.

On Wednesday, the Penguins retained Malkin. Malkin signed a 5-year, $43.5 million contract. “This is an important signing for our franchise and the city of Pittsburgh and we commend Evgeni on his commitment to the future of the franchise and the city,” said General Manager Ray Shero. “This signing continues to ensure the young core of this team can stay intact for years to come.”

During his career, Malkin has accrued 80 goals, 111 assists, and 191 points. Conversely, Crosby has amassed 99 goals, 195 assists, and 294 points. This season, Malkin tallied 47 goals, 59 assists, and 106 points. Crosby totaled 24 goals, 48 assists, and 72 points.

Since 2005-2006, the Penguins have logged a 116-97-33 ledger. Obviously, the aforesaid is not remarkable. With that stated, the Penguins’ potential is infinite.

Fox News: McCain Congressional Campaign

For John McCain, a victory in November could come at a steep price. Throughout his campaign, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee has been shifting to the right in an effort to woo the GOP’s wobbly conservative base. But that shift could make it harder for Republicans to win or hang on to House and Senate seats in key swing districts this fall.

McCain longtime image of a moderate “maverick” who championed campaign finance reform, the environment and pork-barrel busting could be a big help in tight congressional races where independent and swing voters could make or break the election.

But if he continues to shift right to appeal to those base voters who are skeptical of him, he may not be welcome in those districts where he has the strongest role to play. “He is right now being groomed by many in the Republican Party to create his conservative bona fides, and in doing so he may be pushing away some of the moderate vote that made him so attractive in the primary and caucus races,” said Matt Towery, who has worked in Republican campaigns and now runs the Insider Advantage polling company in Georgia.

“If that’s beginning to develop,” Towery warned, “the coattails may be far and few between.”

McCain’s touch-and-go relationship with the GOP’s conservative base is no secret. In a FOXNews/Opinion Dynamics poll in June, only 54 percent of Republicans surveyed said they were satisfied with their choice for president this year, compared to 78 percent of Democrats who said they were satisfied with Barack Obama. McCain’s recent turnaround on the issue of offshore oil drilling and his reported support for an amendment to California’s constitution barring same-sex marriages may appeal to conservative voters, but those positions risk turning off moderate voters in swing districts.

And while McCain needs conservatives to turn out and vote for him on Election Day, the Republicans most needing his help this year are moderates from mixed districts who rely on crossover votes and independents to win. For instance, political analysts say McCain could potentially help former Pennsylvania Rep. Melissa Hart, a Republican who was upset by Democrat Jason Altmire in 2006 in her Democratic-trending suburban Pittsburgh district. The problem for McCain, said Larry Ceisler, a Democratic consultant in Pennsylvania, is he “really hasn’t done anything to show these moderate and independents that he is one of them.”

However, Ceisler noted, “McCain is certainly an improvement over Bush and (former Sen. Rick) Santorum, so I think he will create a somewhat better environment” for swing voters than in the 2006 midterm, when Republicans lost four seats in Pennsylvania.

In New York, where four of the six Republican seats are in play, and two Democratic freshmen are defending swing districts, a moderate McCain could be a big help. Republican Reps. Tom Reynolds and Jim Walsh are retiring, leaving open seats, and competitive Republican challenges have been posted against Democratic freshmen Reps. Kirsten Gillibrand and John Hall. In New York’s 29th Congressional District, sophomore Republican Rep. Randy Kuhl is hoping to fend off Eric Massa, who nearly beat Kuhl two years ago.

In Ohio, Republican Rep. Steve Chabot is fighting to keep his seat against Democrat Steve Driehaus in the 1st Congressional District, where party identification is split 50-50. In Indiana, former Republican Rep. Mike Sodrel is trying to take back the 9th District seat from Democratic Rep. Baron Hill, from whom Sodrel took the seat two years earlier. In Virginia, Republican Keith Fimian is battling to keep retiring Rep. Tom Davis’ seat in the Republican column. The 11th District is in Northern Virginia, which has been largely credited with helping Barack Obama win the state against Hillary Clinton during the February Democratic primary, and with ousting conservative Republican Sen. George Allen in favor of Democrat Jim Webb in 2006.

In Minnesota, Republican Sen. Norm Coleman is fending off a stiff challenge from Democrat Al Franken. Drew Emmer, a writer for the Wright County Republican Web log, said that conservatives there are rallying behind Coleman and McCain, both of whom Emmer considers moderate and a good fit for the state. He said he thinks Coleman is probably helping McCain in the state rather than the other way around. “Norm can help McCain a great deal,” Emmer said, adding that the “energy is palpable … the party has solidified behind Coleman and McCain in a big way.”

Joe Monahan, an independent voter who runs a political Web log in New Mexico, says McCain’s influence there will depend on his philosophical priorities. Considered one of the major swing states of the presidential election, New Mexico is holding a competitive Senate race and has two open House seats. The 1st District, held by moderate Republican Rep. Heather Wilson, is a longtime swing district, but the 2nd District, which is heavily conservative, is being put up for grabs since GOP Rep. Steve Pearce is running for the Senate.

New Mexicans are independent thinkers who tend to split their tickets, said Monahan. While the moderates in the 1st District might be favorable to McCain, the 2nd District’s conservatives may resist him. In New Mexico, he said, “I don’t think the Republicans here are counting on any coattails.”

Republican Sen. John Sununu is facing a strong challenge from former Gov. Jeanne Shaheen in New Hampshire, a state that has been dramatically trending Democrat. McCain won the state in the 2000 and 2004 presidential primaries, and has always been considered well-liked there.His campaign is specifically targeting independents and moderate Democrats in the Granite State. “He had a brand name here that others didn’t,” said Dante Scala, a professor of politics at the University of New Hampshire. “I think John McCain, of all the candidates who ran for the Republican nomination, has the best chance to carry the state.”

Scala said he is wondering how McCain is “going to talk to independents when he gets here. … And he’s facing the problem, where he has to rally the Republican base, which is still suspicious of him.”

Ken Spain, spokesman for the National Republican Congressional Campaign, said McCain is “a terrific asset” and the party has encouraged Republican candidates “to embrace his candidacy.”
Spain would not get specific on where McCain could help or who has actually embraced him on the trail. McCain’s spokesman, Tucker Bounds, was equally vague. “There are core foundations that are part of John McCain’s message of reform, prosperity and peace that candidates across the country will have the opportunity to highlight in their own races. We are leading for a new direction in Washington … and we expect not to be alone.”

Pundits are questioning whether Republican candidates, already battling a diminished GOP brand and President Bush’s dismal approval ratings, will reach out to McCain when he takes his message into their districts. They point out that although Jim Oberweis campaigned and raised funds with McCain in the heavily GOP Illinois District previously held by former Republican House Speaker Dennis Hastert, he still lost by six points to Democrat Bill Foster.

According to news reports, shortly after Oberweis’ March loss, Mississippi Republican Greg Davis avoided campaigning with McCain when he came to town during the May special election for the seat of Rep. Roger Wicker, who was appointed to the U.S. Senate to replace retiring Sen. Tent Lott. Davis lost to underdog Democrat Travis Childers. Its to early to tell the real effect McCain’s candidacy will have on the trail, said Nathan Gonzales, editor for the Rothenberg Political Report. Republicans face another tough election year, but the loss of three special elections in a row — Louisiana’s 6th District went to Democrat Don Cazayoux in May — certainly cannot be blamed on McCain, he said.

Still, the political climate in the coming months — the war, the economy, McCain’s ability to separate himself effectively from Bush — will mean everything. Overall, Gonzales said, “I think candidates across the country would welcome McCain into their districts. The problem is, McCain has his own race to run. His number one priority — the [Republican National Committee's] number one priority — is making John McCain president. If he can help fellow Republicans along the way, he’ll do that.”

Fox News: Text Witness

Police in the 1970s urged citizens to "drop a dime" in a pay phone to report crimes anonymously. Now in an increasing number of cities, tipsters are being invited to use their thumbs - to identify criminals using text messages.

Police hope the idea helps recruit teens and 20-somethings who wouldn't normally dial a Crime Stoppers hot line to share information with authorities. "If somebody hears Johnny is going to bring a gun to school, hopefully they'll text that in," said Sgt. Brian Bernardi of the Louisville, Ky., Metro Police Department, which rolled out its text-message tip line in June.

Departments in Boston and Cincinnati started accepting anonymous text tips about a year ago. Since then, more than 100 communities have taken similar steps or plan to do so. The Internet-based systems route messages through a server that encrypts cell phone numbers before they get to police, making tips virtually impossible to track.

In Louisville earlier this week, Bernardi's computer displayed a text message from a person identified only as "Tip563." It read: "someone has vandalized the school van at valor school on bardstown rd in fern creek." The note also reported illegal dumping in a trash container and in the woods. "It's obvious that the future of communication is texting," said officer Michael Charbonnier, commander of the Boston Police Department's Crime Stoppers unit. "You look at these kids today and that's all they're doing. You see five kids standing on the corner, and they're texting instead of having a conversation with each other."

When Boston adopted the system last year, the first text tip yielded an arrest in a New Hampshire slaying. In the 12 months that ended June 15, Boston police logged 678 text tips, nearly matching the 727 phone tips during the same period. Earlier this year, a text tip led to the arrest of a notorious suspect in a drug case. "We've gotten some great drug information, specific times, dates, names of suspects, locations, pickup times, license plate numbers," Charbonnier said. In another instance, a hearing-impaired man who could not call 911 used a text message to report a domestic violence incident.

Since the beginning of the year, cities such as Tampa, San Francisco, Seattle, Denver, Indianapolis, New Orleans and Detroit have started their own text-based tip systems, according to Texas-based Anderson Software, a leading providers of the technology. Many cities are adding the text messages to a system that already accepted anonymous tips through a Web site. Lisa Haber, a sheriff's detective who heads the Tampa-area Crime Stoppers unit, recently spent an hour exchanging 21 text messages with a tipster about a possible stolen car. It didn't yield an arrest, but Haber said it allowed her to glimpse the potential of being able to communicate in real time with texters. A marketing blitz will help get the word out when students return to school later this summer.

"It's got a lot of potential," said Cincinnati police Lt. David Fink, whose agency has collected about five text tips a month since adopting the system in May 2007. "Just like when we started Crime Stoppers 27 years ago, it took some time for it to catch on."

Sarah Coss, an 18-year-old incoming freshman at the University of Tampa, typically logs around 6,000 text messages a month chatting to her friends. She thinks people who use text messaging every day will be more likely to report crimes that way, and the impersonal nature of text messaging will give more people her age the confidence to share information with authorities. "It might take a while for people to know about it and get more comfortable with it, and for people to know it's really anonymous, and they're not going to get in trouble," she said.

Just like callers to a crime hot line, text tipsters can collect rewards for significant information. It's done with the cooperation of banks that hand over the cash - no questions asked - to people who present a code issued by police. Officers acknowledge it may take time to get used to the text shorthand favored by younger people, who tend to LOL at the relative technological cluelessness of their parents' generation. "We were kind of nervous about that, having to learn a new code language," Bernardi chuckled.

Fox News: Horse Training

The world of racehorse training just took one giant leap into the future. Roush Technologies, in collaboration with Turkish-based Kurt Systems, introduced a mobile trainer capable of monitoring racehorses at speeds up to 37.2 mph.

Known for its engineering work on automobiles including the Ford Mustang, Roush developed the futuristic three-seater horse-training vehicle with a design similar to that of a motorized horse and carriage. As the horse gallops, the vehicle, which is mounted behind the horse, keeps pace, collecting data and analyzing the horse's progress.

Weighing roughly 4 tons, the trainer features a computerized heart, blood, oxygen and fitness-monitoring system. To simulate the presence of a jockey, Roush also included a hydraulically controlled silicon saddle and electronically controlled reins. "The Kurt equine trainer program is an unusual but powerful example of the diverse engineering capability which exists within our company," said Andrew Williams, Roush executive chairman.

"Here is a commissioned project for an overseas-based world leader in its field, coming to Roush for its ability to follow through a concept upwards development through to pre-production product maturity."

Kurt Systems' general manager, Danielle Camuffo, hopes the training apparatus will become the standard for high-level horse-training.

Washington Retains Jamison, Sustains Potential

On Monday, the Washington Wizards retained Antawn Jamison. Jamison signed a 4-year, $50 million contract. “Signing Antawn to a contract extension was a top priority for us this summer,” said President Ernie Grunfeld. “He has been a leader for us both on and off the court over the last four seasons, and we're proud to reward his efforts by bringing him back.”

During his career, Jamison has registered 19.6 points and 7.9 rebounds per contest. In 2007-2008, he tallied 21.4 points and 10.2 rebounds per contest. “There wasn't any doubt in my mind that I'd be back,” Jamison said. “I just signed. We got it out of the way.”

Potential is ambiguous. Potential can accentuate or emphasize. However, potential can also alienate or estrange. Since 2004-2005, the Wizards have amassed a 171-157 record. They have scored four playoff appearances. They have won one playoff series. Obviously, potential can remain unfulfilled.

NEW RULE

Propagandists cannot speak.

Zimbabwe Presidential Spokesman George Charamba: “He's a few days into office and you expect him to retire, do you? ... Five days have expired, not even a week after. ... Why is the issue of the retirement of the president of Zimbabwe such an obsession for the West?”

Charamba cannot state the obvious. He cannot concede election fraudulence. He cannot recognize that votes were coerced. Why televise him? His answers are lies. His explanations are bullshit. Therefore, we ignore him. Why simulcast propaganda?

Worth A Read

Covering the 2008 Summer Olympiad

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be driving number forty?

On Tuesday, Bolivian President Evo Morales labeled Peruvian President Alan Garcia “fat.” President Bush responded, “You call fat an insult?”

Today’s top five or United States Olympians (1) Michael Phelps, (2) Natalie Coughlin, (3) Shawn Johnson, (4) Tyson Gay, (5) Hope Solo

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

General Disarray

General Wesley Clark: “As a retired serviceman, someone who came home from Vietnam on a stretcher, someone who spent 38 years in uniform, someone who’s worked his way up through the ranks of the United States Armed Forces, I would never discredit anyone who chose to wear the uniform. I fully respect John McCain and his service, and I’ve said so repeatedly.”

“My point is that there’s a difference in preparing yourself for the highest office in the land. … John McCain as a young officer demonstrated courage and character. But the service as president is about judgment. And the experience that he had as a fighter pilot isn’t the same as having been at the highest levels of the military.”

“I’m very sorry that this has distracted from the message of patriotism that Senator Obama wants to put out. But I want to make very clear that as a Democrat and as a former Army officer, I fully respect Senator McCain and all others who have served.”

Punishing by Notes

On Tuesday, Giesecke & Devrient punished Zimbabwe. Their decision was correct. The International Community must unite. President Robert Mugabe’s presence is unacceptable.

America the Besieged

On Tuesday, Ford sales plunged 28%. Simultaneously, Starbucks shuttered 600 stores. Officially, recession is occurring. America requires help.

Immortalizing Devastation

Baseball Hall of Fame Spokesman Brad Horn: “We are very happy to receive the baseball as a donation, and not as a loan. We look forward to adding this ball to our permanent collections.”

Mark Ecko’s decision is correct. Barry Bonds distorted history. He embarrassed baseball. He fictionalized the records. Major League Baseball cannot discount, marginalize, or minimize his fraudulence. A permanent reminder is vital.

NEW RULE

Retirement is retirement.

On Friday, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates retired. Henceforth, Gates will supervise select projects. This is not retirement. Retirement is rest and relaxation. Retirement is family and pastimes. Selective project management is not retirement. Obviously, Gates comprehends this.

Worth A Read

Blogs for John McCain

The future White House of the blogosphere.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be General Wesley Clark?

According to West Virginia University President Mike Garrison, former Coach Rich Rodriguez was distraught. Frankly, I am stunned. Prior to exiting West Virginia, distraught is the emotion?

Today’s top five or NBA free agents (1) Elton Brand, (2) Baron Davis, (3) Gilbert Arenas, (4) Ben Gordon, (5) Josh Childress

McCain Assesses Himself, Appreciates Obama

Senator John McCain: “That kind of thing is unnecessary. I am proud of my record of service, and I have plenty of friends and leaders who will attest to that. I think that Senator Obama is a great American success story. I think his family is. I think he’s someone who is admired and respected throughout this country and the world. I think our differences are how we intend to move forward in conducting the affairs of this country. We have very different views, and very different positions. I think all Americans are proud of Senator Obama and what he’s been able to accomplish — he and his entire family. … And I think it’s living proof of some of the great, greatness of America.”

King of New York?

Lebron James: “My favorite borough? Brooklyn. Brooklyn is definitely a great place here in New York City, and some of my best friends are from Brooklyn, so I stick up for them.”

“They have a right to dream about it [James exchanging Cleveland for New York], and I can't take that away from them. My friendship was way before Jay was part-owner of the Nets, and I loved the Garden way before I got to the NBA. For some reason when I get to the Garden I always play well, so they want me to do it 41 games instead of just two nights a year.”

Louse Dismissed

On Monday, Floyd Landis’ suspension was upheld. The Court of Arbitration for Sport’s decision is correct. As previously stated, Landis is offensive. He is revolting. He will never merit forgiveness. He should disappear.

NEW RULE

Expected Reconciliation is not news.

On Friday, Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton campaigned together. Concerning the event, I wrote nothing. Why? Clinton’s stumping is not news. She lost. Simply stated, she has no choice.

Every four years, Democrats select a nominee. The losers endorse and support the winner. In 2000, Bill Bradley endorsed Al Gore. In 2004, Howard Dean endorsed John Kerry. Their events were not news. Clinton and Obama are not either.

Worth A Read

The BBQ Report

A barbecue blog. Improving you via product reviews, recipes, and tips.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be driving number five?

On Sunday, the French military wounded sixteen. Accidentally, they utilized live ammunition. During wartime, they never utilize live ammunition.

Today’s top five or Wimbledon’s remaining (1) Roger Federer, (2) Rafael Nadal, (3) Serena Williams, (4) Venus Williams, (5) Marat Safin

Sunday, June 29, 2008

General Stupidity

General Wesley Clark: “He [John McCain] has been a voice on the Senate Armed Services Committee. And he has traveled all over the world. But he hasn’t held executive responsibility… in the matters of national security policy-making, it’s a matter of understanding risk. It’s a matter of gauging your opponents and it’s a matter of being held accountable. John McCain’s never done any of that in his official positions. He hasn’t made the calls. Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president.”

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

Mr. Vice President?

On Sunday, ABC’s This Week interviewed Governor Tim Pawlenty (R-MN). During his insolence, Pawlenty was churlish, infantile, and petulant. Every answer mocked and ridiculed. For Vice President, Pawlenty has been touted. He could have auditioned. Instead, he puked upon himself.

Jered Weaver Tosses No Hitter, Tastes Defeat

vs. Los Angeles Dodgers (Loss, 1-0)
6 innings pitched, 0 earned runs, 6 strikeouts

Line of the Morning


Representative Rahm Emanuel (D-IL)

“The reason John McCain has gone down in every poll is because he has decided to lip sync George Bush’s policies.”