“Ronald Reagan Made Me”

Michael Deaver
(1938-2007)

Inciting Three Defeats?

This week, Dennis Hastert, Chip Pickering, and Deborah Pryce retired. In 2006, Republicans were decimated. They cannot afford defections. These retirements are unwelcome.

Associated Press Announces Top 25

Virtually, the Associated Press and Coaches Polls are identical. West Virginia is overrated. They cannot pass. UCLA is also overvalued. LSU versus Virginia Tech will determine futures.

1. USC
2. LSU
3. West Virginia
4. Texas
5. Michigan
6. Florida
7. Wisconsin
8. Oklahoma
9. Virginia Tech
10. Louisville
11. Ohio State
12. California
13. Georgia
14. UCLA
15. Tennessee
16. Rutgers
17. Penn State
18. Auburn
19. Florida State
20. Nebraska
21. Arkansas
22. TCU
23. Hawaii
24. Boise State
25. Texas A&M

The Lone Defendant

On Friday, Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips flipped. Essentially, they buried Michael Vick. Vick is sans options. He has no chips. His sentence will include prison. Vick’s career is finished. Shortly, he will be an inmate.

Preaching Politics

Barack Obama: “My argument is not that we're perfect. I suffer from the same original sin of all politicians, which is we've got to raise money. But my argument has been and will continue to be that the disproportionate influence of lobbyists and special interest is a problem in Washington (and) in state capitals. I've fought for these issues. The argument is not that I'm pristine, because I'm swimming in the same muddy water. The argument is that I know it's muddy and I want to clean it up.”

Rates Eased, Stocks Explode

On Friday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average surged 230 points. Why? The Federal Reserve sliced their discount rate. Since 1988, I have watched the market. I cannot remember this volatility.

Spending Bears

On Friday, the Chicago Cubs retained pitcher Carlos Zambrano. Zambrano signed a 5-year, $91.5 million contract. During his career, Zambrano has tallied 78 wins. He could have walked. Obviously, the Cubs are serious.

Worth A Read

Arrowhead Pride

Blogging the Kansas City Chiefs. Currently, they are polling draft picks.

Cold War Monger

On Friday, Russia resumed long range strategic bomber flights. As previously stated, Vladimir Putin is deceitful and treacherous. He would hoist the Sickle and Hammer tomorrow.

NEW RULE

You do not know.

Love is not a science. Love is a feeling. Thus, no decisions are certain. With that stated, exercise common sense. When variables trump known quantities, decline the option. When you know, you know? The aforesaid is a divorce‘s commencement.

Top Ten Foreclosure Cities

1. Stockton, California

2. Detroit, Michigan

3. Las Vegas, Nevada

4. San Bernadino, California

5. Sacramento, California

6. Denver, Colorado

7. Miami, Florida

8. Bakersfield, California

9. Memphis, Tennessee

10. Cleveland, Ohio

The Daily Smak

Hey, aren’t you marrying the President’s daughter?

According to the United States Census Bureau, raids must cease. Evidently, raids discourage illegal‘s participation. What’s next? Ending incarceration?

On Thursday, FOX announced Ryan Seacrest as Super Bowl host. Coincidentally, CBS announced Brian Uhrlacher as the Tony Awards host.

John Clayton Questions Michael Vick

Michael Vick was the face of the Atlanta Falcons franchise, but his NFL career could suddenly be over because of his alleged involvement in dogfighting.

Assuming the Falcons would not welcome him back as their quarterback, Vick might have a hard time getting a second chance to play in the league. The team willing to give him that chance would have to endure a major public relations backlash for his alleged involvement in a blood sport.

Here are questions to consider regarding the quarterback's future on the field if he were to plead guilty to the charges against him:

What will the Falcons do?

Atlanta owner Arthur Blank likely would not let a felon convicted of dogfighting run his team. The question is how Blank would handle Vick's exodus. Cutting him would be the easy thing to do, but terminating Vick's contract could disqualify the franchise from claiming more than $22 million of signing bonus proration.

Vick has three years left on his contract, including this season. If he is unable to play in any of those seasons because of legal action, the Falcons can make a legal case that he failed to fulfill his contract, then claim the annual $7.5 million of signing bonus proration. Vick signed a 10-year, $130 million contract, and the Falcons can't go back and get money he earned by playing. But it makes good business sense to go after the money he collected in signing bonus even if it means keeping him on the roster while he serves any prison sentence and a possible NFL suspension.

What are his chances of getting back into the NFL?

Not good. It would take a general manager with a lot of wins on his résumé to go to his owner to suggest picking up Vick. An owner would have to endure the backlash. First, Vick would be a public relations nightmare. PETA would stage protests. There might be a backlash from season-ticket holders who could protest having a convicted dogfighter quarterbacking their team. Suite holders might want to drop their leases. Only general managers as strong as Bill Polian of the Colts or Ozzie Newsome of the Ravens would have the clout with their owners to make such a suggestion, but it's unlikely from a football and public relations sense that either would do it.

How desperate would a team have to be to take a chance on him?

Aside from the public relations problems, a team taking Vick would have to reshape its offense. Vick has evolved into a quarterback who works better in a running offense, and teams are looking for passers, not runners. In the past three seasons, Vick has been part of the league's No. 1-ranked rushing team. Coaches and general managers know a good running team can get to eight or nine wins quickly, but it's hard for a running team to get over the hump and win playoff games. Running teams usually don't score more than 20 points a game unless the defense gets points on turnovers.

The other problem is Vick is left-handed. If a team has a great left tackle, the offensive line would have to switch around to protect Vick from blind-side sacks. Vick also has trouble getting into a rhythm with his receivers because he is so fast in his retreat from center.

If Vick were to miss this season and next, what will the market for quarterbacks likely be in 2009?

The market is actually pretty set, as 27 teams have starting or potential starting quarterbacks signed through 2009. The four remaining teams will resolve their quarterback issues within the next year. Dallas' Tony Romo is signed through only this season but has played well enough that Jerry Jones will lock him up to a long-term deal before the start of free agency next year. Buffalo quarterback J.P. Losman is signed through 2008 but is showing enough efficiency running Dick Jauron's offense that he probably will receive a contract extension.

The two uncertain situations are in Jacksonville and Tampa Bay. Byron Leftwich is signed through the upcoming season, so the Jaguars might be looking for a quarterback. Even if they don't stick with Leftwich, they likely will resolve their quarterback situation next year, eliminating Vick's chances of getting a job there. Plus, Jaguars ownership places a premium on character and wouldn't sanction a Vick signing. Jeff Garcia's contract with Tampa is up after the 2008 season, but Vick wouldn't be a good fit for the type of offense the Bucs like to run.

Are there long-shot chances for Vick?

Possibly. What if Tarvaris Jackson doesn't work out in Minnesota? For the moment, the Vikings have cast their lot with Jackson and Brooks Bollinger, and coach Brad Childress wants a mobile quarterback. Nobody is more mobile than Vick. The problem facing Childress is that if Jackson and Bollinger fail, he might be in trouble. Childress runs the West Coast offense, and Vick hasn't shown a great ability to run that type of system. Childress is a bright, flexible coach, but it might be hard for him to tailor his offense to Vick's skills. Plus, the team's ownership probably wouldn't endorse a Vick signing because of the likely public backlash. The Vikings are trying to secure a new stadium, and signing Vick could hurt those efforts.

Another long shot could be the Chiefs, if Brodie Croyle fails. Chiefs president Carl Peterson has the kind of clout to make a bold move, but he would have to be convinced Vick could lead the Chiefs to a Super Bowl.

Will Vick play football again?

Somebody will take a chance, but it might be in the Arena Football League. The CFL might be a problem. Because CFL general managers protested about the Ricky Williams signing two years ago in Toronto, that league is reluctant to take on players who have been convicted. Plus, as a convicted felon, it might be hard for Vick to secure a visa to play in Canada. Vick would be unstoppable in the Arena League. If he played in it for a season or two and on his best behavior, he could give fans a chance to forget even though they might not forgive.

What is Vick's best public relations strategy?

Vick would need to fall on the mercy of the courts and seek forgiveness from fans. He must be apologetic and remorseful. He must do public service announcements to stop people from fighting dogs. If he embraced dogfighting in the past, he must be the leader against dogfighting in the future. Time does create opportunities for forgiveness. To set a different tone for his reputation, Vick must demonstrate that he is remorseful in interviews and commercials. Along with a good attorney, he needs a good public relations expert.

Vick Ain’t A Scene

Roger Goodell: “I don't think it's overshadowing the season. I think our fans are excited about football, but I understand the interest in the story.”

Culture Popped Stories Since Indictment:

Concerning Michael Vick: 11

Concerning the NFL: 11

Subtle, Scorching Drama

Following offseason turbulence, continual screaming was anticipated. Fireworks were assumed. Unfortunately, the Hills was subdued. Only one catfight occurred. The tabloid drama was barely discussed. With that stated, the premiere was excellent. Despite the subtly, the climax was stellar. Once again, the Hills showcased brilliance. The program provided cuddly heroines and reprehensible villains.

During the initial moments, Heidi and Lauren were separated. Lauren previewed the rumors. Heidi parceled housewarming invitations. After Lauren skipped the party, the two clashed. Heidi denied spreading rumors. Lauren drunkenly hurled accusations. The pair’s skirmish was delicious. Post fight, Santa Barbara relaxed Heidi. Lauren escaped into Laguna Beach.

Heidi and Spencer were nauseating. Heidi was repugnant. Her innocence was revolting. Concerning Spencer, he repainted their apartment and purchased a ring. On Santa Barbara’s beach, he proposed. Heidi accepted. America’s dysfunctional couple engaged? Thankfully, Brody was rational.

Despite a checkered history, Audrina and Justin reunited. They canoodled, enjoyed dinner, and rode his motorcycle. They also enjoyed Forty Deuce tickets. Tickets which were Audrina and Lauren’s. A bitch’s history repeating? Justin is unsavory. He is destructive. Another Spencer is not needed.

Last season, I predicted Whitney’s dismissal. I was wrong. She is now Lauren’s boss. Thankfully, her speaking has increased. She even exchanged Teen Vogue and Les Deux. Upon Whitney’s arrival, Lauren showcased her British pal. Lauren drunk and rambling? Intriguing television.

Overall, the premiere was exemplary. MTV’s music was superb. Particularly, their Fergie and Rihanna overlays. The tabloids are rapid. They explode news. The Hills crafted circumstances. Instant gratification was not enjoyed. However, observe the previews. Drama will ensue.

Charitable Bud

Bud Selig: “He's doing a lot of public-service work, and I think that's terribly important. I think it's more important for us to keep getting the message out. He was, I thought, very frank and candid with Sen. Mitchell, at least that was the senator's conclusion. Given everything, this is an appropriate decision.”

Giambi is charitable? Obviously, he deserves absolution. Giambi admitted steroid use. He warrants castigation. Unfortunately, Senator Mitchell’s investigation is a joke. Selig is ensnared. He cannot excoriate. Effectively, he has sanctioned the steroid era.

Jose Padilla Convicted

On Thursday, Jose Padilla was convicted of conspiracy to murder, kidnap, and maim and providing material support to terrorists. A victory against terrorism. A victory for President Bush.

NEW RULE

Sports are not life.

On Wednesday, shortstop Jose Offerman was charged with assault. On Tuesday, Offerman charged the mound. He attacked two players with a bat. Offerman’s actions were deplorable. They were not criminal. Assault, murder, and robbery are criminal. Anger is not a justification. Offerman was wrong. However, we cannot microscope sports. Consider the ramifications. Trash talking. Menacing? A bean ball. Attempted murder? Sports are unique. They are not societal. They should not be a jurisdiction. Between the white lines, what happens, stays.

Benoit Battle? Murder Order

According to TMZ, Chris Benoit’s estate is under challenge. The issue? Time of death. If his son died first, Benoit’s children inherit. If his wife died first, her family inherits. As previously stated, every moment you believed is the bottom, is a trap door.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be number eight?

On Wednesday, shortstop Jose Offerman was charged with assault. On Tuesday, Offerman charged the mound. Simultaneously, the Oakland Raiders were arrested. They were charged with impersonating a football team.

Today’s top five or Newport Harbor’s faults (1) teenagers, (2) location, (3) teenagers, (4) parents, (5) teenagers

Lame Departure

On Monday, Karl Rove resigned. Once, Rove championed a permanent Republican majority. Twice, he elected President Bush. Unfortunately, this triumph was singular. Concerning immigration reform, social security reform, tax reform, tort reform, and the permanent majority… he failed.

Strikingly, Rove’s exodus was muted. In 2004, Rove’s walk would have been the news. Sadly, his departure symbolizes administration stature… diminished and irrelevant.

Friendly Farewell

President Bush: “Karl Rove is moving on down the road. I've been talking to Karl for a while about his desire to spend more time with Darby and Andrew. This is a family that has made enormous sacrifices not only for our beloved state of Texas, but for a country we both love.”

“We've been friends for a long time, and we're still going to be friends. I would call Karl Rove a dear friend. We've known each other as youngsters interested in serving our state. We worked together so we could be in a position to serve this country. And so I thank my friend. I'll be on the road behind you here in a little bit. I thank Darby and I thank Karl for making a tremendous sacrifice, and I wish you all the very best.”

Karl Rove: “Today, I submitted my resignation as Deputy Chief of Staff and Senior Advisor effective the end of the month. Mr. President, I'm grateful for the opportunity you gave me to serve our nation and you. I'm grateful for being able to work with the extraordinary men and women that you've drawn into this administration. And I'm grateful to have been a witness to history. It has been the joy and the honor of a lifetime.”

“I've seen a man of far-sighted courage put America on a war footing and protect us against a brutal enemy in a dangerous conflict that will shape this new century. I've seen a leader respond to an economy weakened by recession, corporate scandal and terrorist attacks, by taking decisive action to strengthen the economy and create jobs. I've seen a reformer who challenged his administration, the Congress, and the country to make bold changes to important institutions in great need of repair.”

“Mr. President, the world has turned many times since our journey began. We've been at this a long time. It was over 14 years ago that you began your run for governor, and over 10 years ago that we started thinking and planning about a possible run for the presidency. It has been an exhilarating and eventful time.”

“Through it all, you've remained the same man. Your integrity, character and decency have remained unchanged and inspiring. Through all those years, I've asked a lot of my family, and they've given all I've asked and more. And now it seems the right time to start thinking about the next chapter in our family's life.”

“It's not been an easy decision. As you know from our discussions, it started last summer. It always seemed there was a better time to leave somewhere out there in the future. But now is the time. I will miss, deeply miss my work here, my colleagues, and the opportunity to serve you and our nation, Mr. President.”

“But I look forward to continuing our friendship of 34 years, to being your fierce and committed advocate on the outside, and to the next journey we might make together. At month's end, I will join those whom you meet in your travels, the ordinary Americans who tell you they are praying for you. Like them, I will ask for God's continued gifts of strength and wisdom for you and your work, your vital work for our country and the world, and for the Almighty's continued blessing of our great country. Thank you again for this extraordinary opportunity.”

Disgraced Referee Pleads

On Wednesday, former NBA Referee Tim Donaghy plead guilty to transmitting wagering information and wire fraud. Donaghy betrayed his profession. He sold his honor. His plea is the sad end of a sorry episode. Donaghy deserves excoriation.

Kyle Busch: Joe Gibbs’ Next Project

Kyle Busch is a contradiction. Busch is a superstar. He is immensely talented. Unfortunately, Busch is arrogant. He is brash and volatile. For owners, Busch is an obvious hire. For anyone else, he is an unwanted conversation.

On Tuesday, Busch joined Joe Gibbs Racing. He signed a three-year contract. Simultaneously, Gibbs released J.J. Yeley. “Going through this process, he was real forthright, straightforward,” Gibbs said. “He's very smart, and what he said was, 'I made some mistakes,' and he said 'Hopefully, as young as I am I can learn from those mistakes.' He was real forthright, real squared up, he didn't do an ego thing. He was really just, I thought, pretty humble on the stuff that we talked to him about.”

During his career, Busch has recorded four wins, 24 top five finishes, and 43 top ten finishes. During his press conference, Busch stated the obvious. “The Nextel Cup series is filled with good teams and good people, but the moment I saw the shop and began talking with (the team), there was a level of comfort that made me feel like this is where I belong,” he said. “I want to win races and championships, and Joe Gibbs Racing's three-car/one-team philosophy gives me the best opportunity to do that.”

Gibbs comprehends difficulty. He tolerates challenges. He has managed Dexter Manley and Tony Stewart. He has won three Super Bowls and three Nextel Cup championships. Busch will be taxing. He possesses incalculable attitude. For Gibbs, he is not unique.

Expectedly Woods Wins Thirteenth

Potential and success are not synonymous. Potential traverses multiple paths. Potential haunts. Potential overshadows. Potential swallows. Both Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods possessed potential. Following Saturday’s third round, Garcia was disqualified. Meanwhile, Woods continued exceeding expectations.

On Sunday, Woods garnered the PGA Championship. Despite scorching Southern Hills, Woods carded a final round one under par, sixty-nine. His total eight under part bested Woody Austin (-6). Ernie Els (-5) finished third. Arron Oberholser and John Senden (-1) knotted for fourth.

After closing Thursday with a bogey, Woods commenced Friday with a birdie. He then racked consecutive pars. Following successive birdies, Woods pared hole six. After bogeying seven, Woods logged a pair-birdie combination. Standing two under, Woods accelerated. He tallied a fifth birdie. Following a pair of pars, Woods racked three birdies. He then pared sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen. His final score? A seven under par, sixty-three.

During the finale, Woods commenced with par. After bogeying two, he recorded a par-birdie combination. He then chalked consecutive pars. After birdying seven and eight, Woods bogeyed nine. He then logged four pars. Following a bogey-birdie combination, Woods posted three straight pars.

With his victory, Woods scored his thirteen major and third PGA championship. He is dominant. He has no rival. Eventually, he will surpass Jack Nicklaus. Woods is not perfect. He has flaws. However, he has transcended potential.

Offerman: Despicable, Not Criminal

On Wednesday, shortstop Jose Offerman was charged with assault. On Tuesday, Offerman charged the mound. He attacked two players with a bat. Offerman’s actions were deplorable. With that stated, these charges are ridiculous. They are also dangerous. Assuming Offerman is penalized, who is next? Defenseman? Defensive tackles? Pitchers?

Newport Beach: Television Wasteland

Unfortunately, Laguna Beach and Newport Beach are similar. Same opulence. Same ocean. Same insolated children. With that stated, Laguna Beach and Newport Beach are infinitely different. Newport Beach is hamburger. Laguna Beach is filet mignon.

On Wednesday, I viewed “Newport Beach: The Real Orange County.” The endeavor is horrific. The teenagers are irritating. The scenes are lackluster. The production is hollow. Allegedly, Newport Beach is a paradise. This enterprise disputed that.

As previously stated, viewers abhor cast modification. Whereas Laguna Beach flourished, Newport Beach is an abject failure. Why? Laguna Beach’s teenagers were annoying, yet addictive. Newport Beach’s are simply infuriating.

NEW RULE

Fashion dies.

During the Hills, Audrina’s boyfriend mirrored Kurt Cobain. Seriously? Apathetic grunge is dead. Apathetic grunge died with Cobain. Fashion is not a universal priority. However, trendiness is not difficult. Read magazines, scan the internet, and watch television. Observe the ensembles. Parallel them. Do not epitomize retired MTV videos.

Imus Settles, Should Return

On Tuesday, Don Imus and CBS Radio settled. CBS decision was correct. Their contract contained idiot language. Concerning Imus, his career should resume. Why? Bigotry and racism still exist. Upon Imus’ exodus, they did not disappear.

Worth A Read

Georgia Politics Unfiltered

A native Georgians uncensored views. Evidently, Georgia politics is a mad, mad world.

Ankiel Astonishes

In 2000, pitcher Rick Ankiel imploded. Mysteriously, he lost control. He tallied nine wild pitches. On Thursday, outfielder Ankiel returned. He recorded six hits, three home runs, and six runs batted in.

Ankiel’s resurrection is remarkable. His conversion is inspiring. Ankiel could have quit. Stoically, he transformed himself. His talents are obvious. Ankeil’s narrative is stirring. He is an example. I wish him success.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you a pariah?

Today’s top five or Junior’s domino effect (1) Kyle Busch, (2) J.J. Yeley, (3) Sterling Marlin, (4) Joe Nemechek, (5) Dale Earnhardt Incorporated

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap (a Yankees hat) to Phil Rizzuto. Scooter was an exemplary individual.

Holy Cow!

Phil Rizzuto
(1917-2007)

Cursing the Playoffs

On Sunday, Kevin Harvick and Juan Pablo Montoya wrecked. Subsequently, Harvick swore. Harvick’s probable penalty? Twenty-five crucial points. Harvick’s actions were moronic. He could have spoken otherwise. He could have remained silent. Instead, he cursed. Why? Harvick’s words were callous. They were selfish. They may forfeit the playoffs. Personally, I hope they do.

NEW RULE

Occasionally, nimrods are brilliant.

Last night, the Hills premiered. During the episode, Spencer and Heidi became engaged. Brody discouraged this. He cautioned happiness should not rush marriage. He also questioned Spencer’s intelligence. I applaud Brody. He is juvenile. He is moronic. However, he was right. Spencer and Heidi are a dysfunctional couple. They would be a dysfunctional marriage. Everyone knows this. Obviously, Spencer ignored Brody. However, Brody merits praise. Thankfully, he stated the obvious.

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

NEW RULE

Defeatism is admirable.

On Sunday, Tommy Thompson withdrew. Thompson was not ascending. He could not win. Thus, he conceded. Presidential campaigns are not constituency forums. They are not secondary showcases. They are serious. They warrant serious contenders. Personally, I applaud Thompson. I hope Sam Brownback, Chris Dodd, Mike Gravel, Duncan Hunter, Dennis Kucinich, Ron Paul, and Tom Tancredo mirror his example.

He Was Crush

Brian Adams
(1964-2007)

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the architect?

Today’s top five or the Hills worst (1) Spencer, (2) Heidi, (3) Jen, (4) Audrina, (5) Justin-Bobby

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap (one day late) to Merv Griffin. He was truly an icon.

The Hills Showdown: Beloved versus Unbearable

Tonight, The Hills returns. Their offseason has been turbulent. Heidi and Spencer have disparaged Lauren. Heidi’s body has improved. Spencer and Joel Madden have fought. Amidst this tumult, Audrina and Lauren have acted maturely. TMZ has recounted the spectacle.

Once, Lauren and Heidi were roommates. They were best friends. Unfortunately, Spencer materialized. Heidi and Spencer are arrogant, obnoxious, and unlikable. They are a repugnant pair. Conversely, Audrina, Heidi, and Lauren are adorable. Their actions and attitudes are adult. They are admirable.

The Hills is an exquisite drama. Heidi and Spencer versus Audrina and Lauren facilitates beautiful tension. Why? The situation is relatable. Audrina and Lauren are endearing. They are heroines. Heidi and Spencer are nauseating. They are the uninvited couple. Everyone abhors them. Sadly, they are oblivious.

The Hills: Top Ten Moments

1. Heidi moves (episode 22)

2. Lauren forgets Paris, chooses Jason (episode 10)

3. Jen swipes Brody (episode 17)

4. Spencer cheats with Audrina (episode 11)

5. Spencer excoriates and exits (episode 21)

6. Whitney falls (episode 21)

7. Audrina crashes Heidi’s birthday (episode 13)

8. Heidi and Lauren spar (episode 17)

9. Heidi crashes Teen Vogue party (episode 1)

10. Jason ruins New Year’s Eve (episode 7)

Worth A Read

MTV Reality World

They watch. We Read. Excellent Hills blogging.

“I Will Not Be Right Back After These Messages”

Merv Griffin
(1925-2007)

South Carolina Impairs Process

On Thursday, South Carolina Republicans advanced their primary. Their vote will now occur January 19. This catapulting is ridiculous. America deserves the premiere Republican and Democratic candidates. America does not deserve artificial winners. Unfortunately, the system has been decapitated.

Tennessee: Forget Pacman

On Friday, the Tennessee Titans obtained a restraining order. Said order dissolved Pacman Jones and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. On Saturday, Pacman lawyers, TNA‘s lawyers, and the Titans compromised. On Sunday, Pacman appeared. He did not wrestle. The Titans should not care. Pacman is a train wreck. The Titans should release him. Their focus should be winning.

Pacman Perilously Pontificates

Pacman Jones: “Everyone keeps saying I’ve been arrested six times. I haven’t been arrested six times. I’ve only been arrested twice. I’ve been accused and people have put warrants out on me numerous other times, but as of today I’m on no probation, I haven’t been charged with anything, so I’m just keeping my head up and make sure I’m doing everything to make sure I’m all right with myself.”

Actually, Pacman has been arrested on six occasions and interrogated on eleven. Currently, he faces felony coercion charges. He’s all right with himself? He’s wrestling. Pacman, lose your delusion.

Line of the Morning

Governor Mike Huckabee (R-AR)

“We need to quit being a wholly owned subsidiary of the major fund managers on Wall Street and start being more concerned about the people out there in places like Iowa.”

Bridges Scorched

On Thursday, the Miami Heat signed Penny Hardaway. Thus, reuniting Hardaway and Shaquille O’Neal. This transaction is bizarre. O’Neal abhors Hardaway. He has reiterated this. Expecting coexistence is irrational.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be wrestling?

Last week, South Carolina Republicans advanced their primary. New Hampshire was outraged. In response, their vote occurred last week.

Today’s top five or favorite non-cursing drivers (1) Jeff Gordon, (2) Jimmy Johnson, (3) Ryan Newman, (4) Kasey Kahne, (5) Juan Pablo Montoya

Stocks Slide, Feds Infuse, Bernanke Remains Silent

On Thursday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 387 points. Accordingly, the Federal Reserve infused $24 million. This reply is insufficient. Wall Street is turbulent. The credit and housing markets are volatile. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke should have acted. He should have sliced interest rates.