Bitches, Brats Resurrect The Hills

Last season, The Hills was stale. The drama was absent. The personalities were vacant. The results were predictable. Why? The Hills abandoned artistic principle. Drama is a tapestry. Heroes, villains, idiots, innocents, saints, and scoundrels weave the composition. Flash and glitter wreck the composition.

Last week, Audrina celebrated her birthday. Lauren attended. Lo did not. Subsequently, Lo approached Audrina. She attempted an apology. She also assailed Audrina’s character and friends. Upon hearing this, Audrina stated the obvious. They will never be friends.

Meanwhile, Holly, Heidi’s sister, visited. The sister’s interaction was cordial. Holly and Spencer’s interaction was hostile. Despite Heidi’s request, Spencer was antagonistic and surly. Once again, he showcased the observable. He is an asshole.

Drama is not gargantuan. Drama escalates and explodes. However, moments and seconds compose drama. Afternoons and evenings compose drama. Conversation composes drama. Perfectly, the Hills confirmed this maxim. As previously stated, I heart Lo. I never knew she was a bitch.