Saturday, December 13, 2008

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 4-1 Season: 38-31)

Bucaneers (+3) at Falcons
Last week, the Panthers defeated the Buccaneers 38-23. This week, the Buccaneers recover.

Vikings at Cardinals (-3)
Adrian Peterson amasses one hundred yards. Kurt Warner tosses three touchdowns. In the fourth quarter, the Cardinals survive.

Steelers (+2 ½) at Ravens
Since 2002, the Steelers have won seven contests. The Ravens have won six. History screams the Ravens. Shut up history.

Broncos at Panthers (-7 ½)
The Panthers are improving. The Broncos are inconsistent. Favor the Panthers.

Giants at Cowboys (-3)
In week nine, the Giants defeated the Cowboys 35-14. On Sunday, the Cowboys will garner revenge.

Apocryphal Orange

On November 17, Syracuse fired Coach Greg Robinson. On Friday, New Orleans Saints Offensive Coordinator Doug Marrone supplanted him. “Not a lot of times in your life can you actually accomplish your dream,” said Marrone. “Today is the greatest day of my life. This is my school and these are my people. You're going to be proud, and we're going to win football games.”

Since 2002, Syracuse has amassed a 26-58 record. Marrone will not improve them.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Sen. Rod Blagojevich was arrested for brazenly trying to sell the vacant Senate seat left by Barack Obama. You don’t buy a Senate seat in this country. You take up donations; you go out and lie to the American people; you make promises you’re never going to keep — that’s how you become a senator.”

The Tonight Show

Friday, December 12, 2008

2008 NFL Award Finalists

George Halas Award
(NFL’s Best Head Coach)


Jeff Fisher (Tennessee Titans)
John Harbaugh (Baltimore Ravens)
Mike Smith (Atlanta Falcons)
Tony Sparano (Miami Dolphins)

Roger Staubauch Award
(NFL MVP)


Brett Favre (New York Jets)
Albert Haynesworth (Tennessee Titans)
Michael Turner (Atlanta Falcons)
Kurt Warner (Arizona Cardinals)

Joe Montana Award
(NFL’s Best Quarterback)


Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints)
Brett Favre (New York Jets)
Eli Manning (New York Giants)
Kurt Warner (Arizona Cardinals)

Walter Payton Award
(NFL’s Best Running back)


Brandon Jacobs (New York Giants)
Adrian Peterson (Minnesota Vikings)
Clinton Portis (Washington Redskins)
Michael Turner (Atlanta Falcons)

Steve Largent Award
(NFL’s Best Wide Receiver)


Larry Fitzgerald (Arizona Cardinals)
Santana Moss (Washington Redskins)
Reggie Wayne (Indianapolis Colts)
Roddy White (Atlanta Falcons)

Anthony Munoz Award
(NFL’s Best Offensive Lineman)

Jordan Gross (Carolina Panthers)
Alan Faneca (New York Jets)
Kevin Mawae (Tennessee Titans)
Chris Samuels (Washington Redskins)

Richard Dent Award
(NFL’s Best Defensive Lineman)


Jared Allen (Minnesota Vikings)
Albert Haynesworth (Tennessee Titans)
Julius Peppers (Carolina Panthers)
Justin Tuck (New York Giants)

Ray Nitschke Award
(NFL’s Best Linebacker)


Jon Beason (Carolina Panthers)
James Harrison (Pittsburgh Steelers)
Joey Porter (Miami Dolphins)
DeMarcus Ware (Dallas Cowboys)

Michael Haynes Award
(NFL’s Best Defensive Back)

Cortland Finnegan (Tennessee Titans)
Michael Griffin (Tennessee Titans)
Troy Polamalu (Pittsburgh Steelers)
Ed Reed (Baltimore Ravens)

Morten Anderson Award
(NFL’s Best Place Kicker)


Rob Bironas (Tennessee Titans)
Matt Bryant (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
John Carney (New York Giants)
Jeff Reed (Pittsburgh Steelers)

Ray Guy Award
(NFL’s Best Punter)


Jason Baker (Carolina Panthers)
Jeff Feagles (New York Giants)
Craig Hentrich (Tennessee Titans)
Sam Koch (Baltimore Ravens)

Senator Bin Laden?

NEW RULE

Creative solutions are required.

In Italy, impoverished citizens will receive cheese. The jokes are obvious. However, America is crippled. The International Community is wounded. Innovation, pragmatism, and uniqueness are imperative.

Worth A Read

The Big Lead

Stubbornly uncorrupted and unbeholden.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Jennifer Aniston?

On Thursday, the Chicago Cubs and San Diego Padres concluded negotiations. Jake Peavy will not be traded. According to the Padres, “Peavy is a bleeping valuable thing. You just don't give him away for nothing…”

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) Heisman Trophy, (2) Giants at Cowboys, (3) Buccaneers at Falcons, (4) Steelers at Ravens, (5) Rod Blagojevich

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Daschle’s Mission: Health Cooperation

On Thursday, President-Elect Obama announced Tom Daschle (Secretary of Health and Human Services). “Tom Daschle is one of America's foremost health care experts,” said Obama. “He knows how to reach across the aisle and bridge partisan divides and he has the trust of folks from every angle of this issue.”

From 1979-1987, Daschle was a United States Representative. From 1987-2005, he was a United States Senator. “The President-elect and I are committed to an open and inclusive process for health reform that goes from the grassroots up,” said Daschle. “Over the next few weeks, we will be coordinating thousands of health care discussions in homes across the country through our website… where ordinary Americans can share their ideas about what's broken and how to fix it.”

Amidst President Clinton’s impeachment, Senators Mitch McConnell and Daschle communicated. They ignored partisanship. They progressed government. With millions uninsured, McConnell and Daschle must cooperate again.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“In Illinois… they unveiled the nativity scene and when the three wise men showed up with gifts for the baby Jesus, Governor Blagojevich demanded half the lute… I believe he took the frankincense and the myrrh.”

The Tonight Show

Tampa Sabotage

Barry Melrose: “I hope Tampa Bay doesn't win a game in the next year. I had guys in Tampa who wanted to run the team and I wouldn't let them. I was hired to coach and I coached. I wasn't playing the right guys. I was playing certain guys too much, I wasn't playing other guys enough. Every day was a constant battle. Finally the guys in charge decided they wanted to coach and they got rid of me. That's what it comes down to. It obviously wasn't a hockey decision, because it's not like they've set the world on fire since they got rid of me. Now they've got guys in charge that let them do what they want and obviously that isn't working out very well either.”

Won & Done

On Thursday, Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger retired. Corey Pavin supplanted him. Azinger’s decision is correct. He scored a monumental victory. Additional accomplishments were unnecessary.

Survivor: Capitalization, Negotiation, and Utilization

On Thursday, Bob garnered immunity. Subsequently, multiple scenarios ensued. Bob, Crystal, and Kenny targeted Matty. Crystal and Kenny targeted Bob. Bob, Kenny, Matty, and Sugar negotiated immunity. Ultimately, Sugar and Matty transferred immunity. Via a 3-0 vote, Crystal was eliminated.

Cuttino Mobley Retires

Due to hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, Cuttino Mobley retired. Mobley has our thoughts and prayers.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The economy is bad. Things are so bad; Illinois Gov. Blagojevich had to mark down the price of the Senate seat 40 percent.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Bulldogs Designate Mullen

On November 29, Mississippi State Coach Sylvester Croom resigned. On Thursday, Florida Offensive Coordinator Dan Mullen supplanted him. “He's got passion, he's got energy, he's got a vision for what he wants for this program,” said quarterback Tyson Lee. “When you see that, it only makes you the same way.”

During his tenure, Croom accrued a 21-38 record. Croom and Mullen possess similar talent. In my opinion, Mullen will have similar success.

NEW RULE

Victories matter.

The Islamic Council’s proposal? Muslim terrorists merit non-Muslim interments. I applaud this. Terrorism will not cease. Terrorists are merciless jackals. However, their recruits are religious. If an afterlife fear alters one’s intentions, this proposal has succeeded.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Graham Harrell?

According to a study, the internet improves teenagers. Drugs, gambling, and porn access… I know I would have improved…

Today’s top five or Rod Blagojevich’s favorite words (1) Bleep, (2) Bleep, (3) Bleep, (4) Bleep, (5) Cash

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Collision Commences

On Wednesday, Congress passed automotive resuscitation (237-170). The Senate must mirror their example. Republican objections can wait.

2008 Heisman Trophy Finalists

Sam Bradford (QB – Oklahoma)
302 of 442; 4,464 yards; 48 touchdowns
40 carries; 65 yards; 5 td

Colt McCoy (QB – Texas)
291
of 375; 3,445 yards; 32 touchdowns
128 carries; 576 yards; 10 touchdowns

Tim Tebow (QB – Florida)
174 of 268; 2,515 yards; 28 touchdowns
154 carries; 564 yards; 12 touchdowns

The Phoenix Who?

On Wednesday, the Charlotte Bobcats traded Jason Richardson to the Phoenix Suns. As reciprocation, the Bobcats received Boris Diaw and Raja Bell. Concerning the Bobcats, this exchange improves them. Concerning the Suns, this continues their corrosion.

For Love of Their Age

In “For Love of the Game,” Billy Chapel stares toward Davis Birch. “You look old Davis,” says Chapel. “Are we that old?”

In New York, Diane Von Furstenberg interviewed Whitney. They assessed her experience. They discussed her potential. I would make a prediction. However, this is unnecessary. On December 29, “The City” premieres.

In Laguna Beach, Lauren’s parents commenced relocation. Lauren and Lo arrived. They talked. They packed. As the episode concluded, Lauren and Lo stared toward the sunset. “We’re not that old,” Lo said.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Earlier today, Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden met with Al Gore in Chicago to discuss energy and climate change issues. Obama, Gore, and Biden. So you have the greatest speaker of our lifetime, the most boring speaker of our lifetime, and the guy who will speak nonstop for our entire lifetime all together in one room.”

The Tonight Show

Boston Legal Was Unloved

David E. Kelly: “ABC didn't want us back. It's as simple as that. They didn't even want us back for this year at all. We had to fight to get back on with 13. It's not a product they care to market. Five years into the show, if anyone has ever seen the show at ABC, they've yet to bring it to my attention.”

NEW RULE

Jay Leno is symbolic.

On Tuesday, NBC retained Jay Leno. Sincerely, I admire Leno. However, his employer is apathetic and unimaginative. Leno’s relocation is not innovative. His relocation is monetary impotence. His relocation epitomizes a persistent vegetative state. NBC could improve. Instead, they have embraced public expiration.

Worth A Read

Arch Pundit

Illinois’ best blogger.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Columbus Crew Coach?

In Arizona, police seized marijuana. From a UPS vehicle, one ton was confiscated. What has brown done for them?

Today’s top five or potential Illinois Senators (1) Jesse Jackson Jr., (2) Tammy Duckworth, (3) Emil Jones Jr., (4) Lisa Madigan, (5) Danny Davis

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

BLAGOLA

On Tuesday, Governor Rod Blagojevich (D-IL) was charged with mail and wire fraud conspiracy and bribery solicitation. Allegedly, Blagojevich sold state appointments, contracts, employment, and monetary access. “He has been arrested in the middle of what we can only describe as a political corruption crime spree,” said United States Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald. “This is a sad day for government. It's a very sad day for Illinois government. Governor Blagojevich has taken us to a truly new low.”

Blagojevich’s ultimate extortion? He auctioned a senate appointment. He ignored our principals. He violated our sacred ideal. In America, anyone can serve. President-Elect Obama epitomizes this. Blagojevich excreted upon this. He warrants maximum punishment.

NEW RULE

Boston Legal will be missed.

Denny Crane and Alan Shore. They were brilliant, complex, and exquisite. Obviously, they are cancelled. Television covets maximum ratings and minimal cost. Viewers crave drama and simplicity. Evocative writing is unnecessary. Provocative substance is unwanted. Americans cannot observe and think. Our culture is cynical, insensitive, and narcissistic. Boston Legal never was. I will miss this.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“It was cold today in New York, am I right? ... Here in New York City today it is colder than a GM Dealership... instead of a bailout, [automakers] should apply for farm subsidies because of all the lemons they've produced over the years.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Ooooh That Taste

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Boston Legal?

In Amsterdam, “Pink Christmas” will occur. One nativity scene. Two Josephs. Two Marys. Larry Craig and Ted Haggard.

Today’s top five or Heisman Trophy favorites (1) Sam Bradford, (2) Tim Tebow, (3) Graham Harrell, (4) Colt McCoy, (5) Glen Coffee

Monday, December 08, 2008

Automotive Resuscitation?

On Monday, Congress compromised. The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared 298.76 points.

As previously stated, investors are anxious. If this compromise collapses, they will panic.

Greg Winner Concludes Career

Major League Baseball covets the flamethrower. Authoritarian, robust monsters are cornerstones. Greg Maddux was never this. He was not churlish. He was not muscular. His fastball never seethed. Maddux was an artiste. His accuracy was exacting. His repertoire was exquisite.

On Monday, Maddux retired. “I really just came out here today to say thank you,” said Maddux. “I appreciate everything this game has given me. It's going to be hard to walk away obviously, but it's time. I have a family now that I need to spend some more time with. I still think I can play the game, but not as well as I would like to, so it's time to say goodbye.”

During his career, Maddux amassed a 355-227 record. He posted a 3.16 earned run average. He registered nine eighteen-plus win seasons. He showcased nine sub-3.00 earned run average seasons. He won four National League Cy Young Awards.

“Right now I think I want to take a year off and spend time with the family, do things that I have not been able to do because of baseball, and see if I like it or not,” said Maddux. “I assume I'll like it, but I also don't know about being out of the game. I don't really know a whole lot about anything, but I feel like I know a few things about baseball. I'm going to miss it, and hopefully I won't miss it too much.”

Winners are special. They will not own conversations. They will not parade merchandise. They will simply govern seasons. With an appearance, they will alter circumstances.

Minnesota Travesty

On Monday, the Minnesota Timberwolves fired Coach Randy Wittman. Vice President Kevin McHale supplanted him. “If this doesn't work, it'll be on me,” said McHale. “The thing I told Glen [Taylor] is that nothing changes with the plan. The plan stays the same. We have a lot of cap room in the future. We have multiple [draft] picks. Nothing's going to change. The only change is that I'm going to spending all my time coaching.”

During McHale’s tenure, Minnesota has amassed a 565-617 record. They have scored eight playoff appearances. They have won only one playoff series. As General Manager, McHale has been disastrous. As Coach, he will be worse.

GAME BALLS (NFL Edition)

Antonio Bryant (WR – Buccaneers): 9 receptions, 200 yards, 2 td
(Loss: 38-23 at Panthers)

Chris Johnson (RB – Titans): 19 carries, 136 yards, 1 td
(Win: 28-9 vs. Browns)

Matt Schaub (QB – Texans): 28/42, 414 yards, 2 td
(Win: 24-21 at Packers)

Pierre Thomas (RB – Saints): 16 carries, 102 yards, 1 td; 1 reception, 7 yards, 1 td
(Win: 29-25 vs. Falcons)

Brian Westbrook (RB – Eagles): 33 carries, 131 yards, 1 td; 6 receptions, 72 yards; 1 td
(Win: 20-14 at Giants)

Deangelo Williams (RB – Panthers): 19 carries, 186 yards, 2 td
(Win: 38-23 vs. Buccaneers)

GAME BALLS (College Football Edition)

Jahvid Best (RB – California): 19 carries, 311 yards, 4 td
(Win: 48-7 vs. Washington)

Sam Bradford (QB – Oklahoma): 34/49, 384 yards, 3 td
(Win: 62-21 vs. Missouri)

Chris Brown (RB – Oklahoma): 27 carries, 122 yards, 3 td
(Win: 62-21 vs. Missouri)

Tim Brown (WR – Rutgers): 4 receptions, 173 yards, 2 td
(Win: 63-14 vs. Louisville)

Darren Evans (RB – Virginia Tech): 31 carries, 114 yards, 1 td
(Win: 30-12 vs. Boston College)

Naaman Roosevelt (WR – Buffalo): 10 receptions, 116 yards, 3 td
(Win: 42-24 vs. Ball State)

Mike Teel (QB – Rutgers): 21/26, 447 yards, 7 td
(Win: 63-14 vs. Louisville)

Norman Whitley (RB – East Carolina): 14 carries, 104 yards, 1 td
(Win: 27-24 vs. Tulsa)

Washington Hungry

On Monday, Washington hired USC Assistant Head Coach Steve Sarkisian. “I'm going to bring a lot of passion to these kids,” said Sarkisian. “We just have to change the way they think. I can't wait to get this thing going.”

From 1993-2003, Washington accrued an 83-46-1 record. They scored eight consecutive bowl appearances. From 2004-2008, Washington has accrued a 12-47 record. They have scored only six conference victories. Hopefully, Sarkisian can resurrect them.

NEW RULE

Mergers are unemployment.

In 2008, Bank of America purchased Merrill Lynch. Chase purchased Bear Stearns. Citigroup purchased Wachovia. InBev purchased Anheuser-Busch. In November, 533,000 jobs were lost. This is never considered. Firings and fusions are never paired. Why? When companies combine and stocks soar, mothers, fathers, and children should be remembered.

Worth A Read

The Jewelry Weblog

Glitter, glamour, and gems.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Allen Iverson?

Weird Weekend. In women’s soccer, North Carolina won the national championship. In golf, Michelle Wie qualified. In college football, Notre Dame retained Coach Charlie Weis.

Today’s top five or Boston Legal’s finest (1) Alan Shore, (2) Claire Simms, (3) Brad Chase, (4) Jeffrey Coho, (5) Denny Crane

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Obama's Mantra: Do What We Discuss

On Sunday, President-Elect Obama announced Eric Shinseki (Secretary of Veterans Affairs). “As we seek a new national security strategy that uses all elements of American power, we must also remember those who run the greatest risks and make the greatest sacrifices to implement that strategy – the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States of America,” said Obama. “Even as I speak, they are serving brilliantly and bravely in Iraq, Afghanistan, and around the world. And we must show them and their families the same devotion that they have shown this country. We don't have to do our troops and our veterans a favor, we have a sacred trust to repay one.”

From 1999-2003, Shinseki served as Army Chief of Staff. “Throughout his nearly four decades in the U.S. Army, he won the respect and admiration of our men and women in uniform because they have always been his highest priority,” said Obama. “He has always stood on principle -- because he has always stood with our troops. And he will bring that same sense of duty and commitment to ensuring that we treat our veterans with the care and dignity they deserve.”

Prior to the Iraq War, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Shinseki clashed. Their conflict? Commitment of combat troops. Shinseki’s nomination symbolizes another approach. As Obama stated, “One of the things I’m good at is getting people in a room with …different ideas and finding common ground, and a sense of common direction. And that’s the kind of approach that I think prevents you from making some of the enormous mistakes that we’ve seen over the last eight years.”

Zimbabwe Is Not A Possession

Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga: “If no troops are available, then the AU must allow the U.N. to send its forces into Zimbabwe with immediate effect, to take over control of the country and ensure urgent humanitarian assistance to the people dying of cholera. [Robert] Mugabe's case deserves no less than investigations by the International Criminal Court at The Hague. We refuse to accept the idea that African countries should be judged by lesser standards than other countries in the world. Participation in the liberation struggle is no license for anyone to own a country.”

BCS Selection Sunday

Last season, I scorched the selection committees. This season, I applaud them. The pairings are exquisite.

BCS Championship
(1) Florida (12-1) vs. (2) Oklahoma (12-1)

Orange Bowl
(12) Cincinnati (11-2) vs. (19) Virginia Tech (9-4)

Fiesta Bowl
(3) Texas (11-1) vs. (10) Ohio State (10-2)

Rose Bowl
(5) USC (11-1) vs. (8) Penn State (9-3)

Sugar Bowl
(4) Alabama (12-1) vs. (6) Utah (12-0)

Yahoo: Vehicular Purgatory

From pricey luxury sedans to popular hybrid cars, automobiles made overseas are stacking up at ports and parking lots around the United States as supplies far outstrip demand amid the nation's worst auto market in more than 25 years.

At the Long Beach port near Los Angeles, Toyota Motor Corp vehicles including Prius hybrids, FJ Cruiser sport utility vehicles and Lexus IS 250 luxury sedans are being stored on a vast construction site that will one day be a new container terminal.

The site became a gigantic parking lot when Toyota and Daimler AG's Mercedes-Benz asked the port for space to store thousands of vehicles that dealerships have not been able to take on due to sluggish sales.

"It's unusual that they would be here longer than a few days, but that's the situation now," said Art Wong, a spokesman for the Port of Long Beach. "They can't move it through their pipeline fast enough so they are asking for additional space while they keep their vehicles here more than a few days, and in some cases more than a few weeks."

The port has not counted how many additional cars were being stored, but Wong said Toyota has leased an additional 23 acres of space while Mercedes-Benz has leased about 20 more acres. Nissan Motor Co Ltd, which brings its cars in through the neighboring Los Angeles port, had been talking to Long Beach about leasing space, Wong said, though that arrangement fell through.

A Port of Los Angeles spokeswoman, Theresa Adams-Lopez, said Wallenius Wilhelmsen Logistics (WWL), which operates the terminal that brings in Nissan's vehicles, had shifted vehicle storage to another state. Nissan spokeswoman Katherine Zachary said the company last increased its space at the Port of Los Angeles in February. "As a normal course of business, we've got cars moving out of there all the time to various points across the country," Zachary said in an e-mail.

WWL, which is based in Norway, would not comment on specific customers, but said auto inventories were building up across the United States. "We are seeing cargo buildup at ports of entry on both coasts as well as at other inventory points such as factories and rail yards and dealerships," Christopher Connor, the head of WWL's business in the Americas, said in a statement.

Other ports are also seeing a buildup of cars, though not all of them are leasing large tracts of land to automakers. The San Diego port, which brings in Honda Motor Co, Volkswagen AG and Mitsubishi Corp vehicles, has about 14,000 cars on its property. That's about 2,000 more vehicles than usual, according to spokesman John Gilmore, who said the additional cars belong to a range of manufacturers.

Global automakers have been sideswiped by the collapsing demand for new cars and trucks. A market slowdown that began in the United States has spread to Europe and Asia. Detroit's embattled automakers have been pushed to the brink of failure by the downturn and are asking the U.S. Congress for a $34 billion rescue package. But the sharp decline in sales in October and November blindsided even the industry's better-performing manufacturers like Toyota and Honda.

Toyota said on Friday that it was cutting North American output by idling factories that produce vehicles such as the Camry and Corolla, the Japanese automakers' top-selling cars. Toyota spokesman Mike Goss said inventory had been pushed to "unacceptably high" levels that would take 80 to 90 days of sales to clear.

That is still less than the 115-day supply of inventory on average for General Motors Corp, Ford Motor Co and Chrysler LLC, but it is double Toyota's inventory levels of just a year earlier. The surge in inventories has been a small blessing to some in the industry. Automobile processors, who wash, repair and accessorize imported cars before they head to dealerships, said revenue from storing cars is helping offset the market's overall sluggishness.

MidTexas International Center Inc, whose Midlothian, Texas, facility processes vehicles for Kia Motors Corp, Mazda Motor Corp and Toyota's Lexus, expects to break even this year despite the dismal auto market because automakers are paying for cars to sit on its lots for longer. "The inflow of vehicles is a lot greater than the outflow," MidTexas President Randy Denton said. "That helps to offset the loss of income from the vehicles that we're not processing."

Fox News: Turning Homicides Into Help

A program to exchange guns for gifts has brought in a record number of weapons this year as residents hit hard by the economy look under the bed and in closets to find items to trade for groceries.

The annual Gifts for Guns program wound down Sunday in Compton, a working class city south of Los Angeles that has long struggled with gun and gang violence. In a program similar to ones in New York and San Francisco, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department allows residents to anonymously relinquish firearms in return for $100 gift cards for Ralphs supermarkets, Target department stores or Best Buy electronics stores. Turning in assault rifles yields double that amount.

In years past, Target and Best Buy were the cards of choice, with residents wanting presents for the holidays. This year, most asked for the supermarket cards, said sheriff's Sgt. Byron Woods. "People just don't have the money to buy the food these days," he said.

Deputies expected to collect about 1,000 weapons this year. Authorities said 590 guns and two hand grenades were handed in during the last weekend in November, more than the total collected in any year and eclipsing last year's 387 guns. Woods said most of the residents who turned in weapons were "family people."

"One guy said he had just got laid off from his job," Woods said. "He turned in five guns and said it would really help him to put food on the family's table."

Gun owners dropped their weapons off at a local grocery store parking lot. Deputies checked the weapons to see if they had been used in crimes, then destroyed them. The annual drive started in 2005 after a spike in killings, though the murder rate had since dropped.

One man brought in a Soviet-era semiautomatic carbine. "If that got into the wrong hands of gangbangers, they could kill several people within minutes," Woods said. "Our biggest fear is a house getting burglarized and these guns getting taken."

The drive also has yielded antique weapons. Gift cards for the guns exchange were paid mostly by Los Angeles County, but the three companies involved and the city of Compton, which contracts the county for police protection, also donated funds.

Yahoo: Recycling Crisis

Norm Steenstra's budgeting worries mount with each new load of cardboard, aluminum cans and plastics jugs dumped at West Virginia's largest county recycling center. Faced with a dramatic slump in the recycling market, the director of the Kanawha County Solid Waste Authority has cut 20 of his 24 employees' work week to four days from five, shuttered six of the authority's drop-off stations and is urging residents to hoard their recyclables after informing municipalities with curbside recycling programs that the center will accept only paper until further notice. "The market is just not there anymore," Steenstra said.

Just months after riding an incredible high, the recycling market has tanked almost in lockstep with the global economic meltdown. As consumer demand for autos, appliances and new homes dropped, so did the steel and pulp mills' demand for scrap, paper and other recyclables. Cardboard that sold for about $135 a ton in September is now going for $35 a ton. Plastic bottles have fallen from 25 cents to 2 cents a pound. Aluminum cans dropped nearly half to about 40 cents a pound, and scrap metal tumbled from $525 a gross ton to about $100. It's getting more difficult to find buyers in some markets, Streenstra said.

While few across the country appear to be taking such drastic measures as Streenstra, the recycling market has gotten so bad that haulers in Oregon and Nevada who were once paid for recyclables are now getting nothing or in some cases are having to pay to unload their wares. In Washington state, what was once a multimillion-dollar revenue source for the city of Seattle may become a liability next year as the city may have to start paying companies to take their materials.

Some in the business are describing the downturn as the worst and fastest ever. "It's never gone from so good to so bad so fast," said Marty Davis, president of Midland Davis Corp. in Pekin, Ill., who has been in the recycling business since 1975.

The turnaround caught everyone off guard, said Steven Kowalsky, president of Empire Recycling in Utica, N.Y. "Nobody saw it coming. Absolutely nobody," Kowalsky said. "Even the biggest players didn't see it coming."

At the height of the market just months ago, customers lined the street outside Kowalsky's business, hoping to hawk scrap to pay rising food and fuel costs. "That's not happening anymore," he said.

The Kanawha County authority, which sells donated recyclables from residents and municipalities, sells about 7,500 tons of paper, plastic and aluminum a year, Steenstra said. Ted Armbrecht III, managing partner of The Wine Shop at Capital Market in Charleston, says it won't be a problem piling up his recyclables at home, but he doesn't have that luxury with his wine business, which uses a lot of cardboard boxes. "We'll hold onto it as long as we can, but once it reaches a tipping point, the only other place it's going to go is the dumpster," he said.

Trey Granger, spokesman for Earth911, a national environmental resource group, said the public's interest in recycling should be able to weather the downturn in an industry that has been growing for more than 30 years and has always been cyclical. "Obviously times are tough," Granger said. "I wouldn't worry more about this more than any other aspect of the economic downturn we're facing."

Last year, Americans generated about 254 million tons of trash, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. They recycled about 150 million tons of material — roughly 80 million of that in iron and steel — supporting an industry that employs about 85,000 with $70 billion in sales, said Bob Garino, director of commodities at the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries Inc., a Washington, D.C.-based trade association that represents more than 1,600 companies worldwide.

Most recyclables are shipped to Asian countries that use the material to make products that are shipped backed to the United States to be sold. But the market shift is now jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of long-term contracts for scrap metal as some companies that signed when prices were high are trying to cancel or postpone deliveries to take advantage of the cheaper spot market, Garino said.

Davis, of Midland Davis Corp. in Illinois, said he hopes to wait out the market and may rent warehouse space to store his more perishable recyclables, like paper, until he can find buyers. He has some room to stockpile cans and plastics because in July, when prices were high, he unloaded more material than during any month in the past 10 years. "It's going to be bleak for a while," he said. "We can just make our piles taller, and hopefully by spring, things will be a little better."

Whether that will come as early as spring is debatable. "I don't know if we are at the bottom yet, bouncing along the bottom or we have new lows to achieve," Garino said.

The market's not likely to bounce back until the economy improves. Kowalsky estimates it could be several years. "It's just time to pull in your horns and maintain what you have and try to survive until 2010," he said.

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

Line of the Morning


Senator Chris Dodd (D-CT)

“I think he [General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner] has to move on. I think you have got to consider new leadership. If you are really going to restructure this, you've got to bring in a new team to do this. I think it is going to have to be part of it.”