Saturday, July 19, 2008

Obama-Iraq 2008?

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki: “U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama talks about 16 months. That, we think, would be the right timeframe for a withdrawal, with the possibility of slight changes.”

Susan Rice: “Senator Obama welcomes Prime Minister Maliki’s support for a 16 month timeline for the redeployment of U.S combat brigades. This presents an important opportunity to transition to Iraqi responsibility, while restoring our military and increasing our commitment to finish the fight in Afghanistan.”

Following Exodus, Will Gramm Whine?

On Friday, Phil Gramm resigned. Gramm’s decision is correct. Consistently, he blundered, erred, and gaffed. He alienated Americans. He embarrassed Senator John McCain. Sans Gramm, Republicans will improve.

General Petraeus: Al-Qaida Reassessing

General David Petraeus: “We do think that there is some assessment ongoing as to the continued viability of al-Qaida's fight in Iraq. They're not going to abandon Iraq. They're not going to write it off. None of that. But what they certainly may do is start to provide some of those resources that would have come to Iraq to Pakistan, possibly Afghanistan.”

New York Mistake

On Friday, the New York Yankees signed Richie Sexson. New York’s hope? Sexson will improve their offense. My opinion? New York will regret their decision.

Applaud the Penguins

On Friday, the Pittsburgh Penguins retained Coach Michel Therrien. Therrien signed a three-year contract. “All of our players comment on how much they love playing in Pittsburgh, and I can tell you that our coaches love coaching in Pittsburgh,” he said. “We still have a lot of work to do, though, because we fell short of our biggest goal last season. Our goal is, and always will be, to win the Stanley Cup.”

During his career, Therrien has logged a 185-157-22-41 ledger. In Montreal (190 games), he accrued a 77-77-22-14 record. In Pittsburgh (215 games), he amassed a 108-80-27 record. “Michel has done a tremendous job with our team over the past two-and-a-half seasons, developing our young players while leading us to division and conference championships and the Stanley Cup finals,” said General Manager Ray Shero.

Contention is not perpetual. Championship acumen is transient. Championship talent is transitory. Via astute management and star retention, franchises can extend their potential. Pittsburgh has epitomized the aforesaid.

Miller Garners Gold

On Friday, the Buffalo Sabres retained Ryan Miller. Miller signed a 5-year, $31.25 million contract. Goaltenders are imperative. They counteract anemic offenses. They salvage championship aspirations. For the Sabres, Miller’s retention was vital.

Jib Jab Assesses Decision 2008

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“They are playing t-ball on the lawn of the White House. George Bush and the Vice President and Condoleezza, all the folks down there playing t-ball. Beautiful summer day playing t-ball. Let's see, we've got bank failures all over the United States. Record oil prices. A war with no end in sight. Well sure, let's play some t-ball.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Expresses America’s Frustration

NEW RULE

Americans vote.

McCain Spokesman Tucker Bounds: “This is nothing more than a campaign stop and a photo op for Barack Obama to highlight his candidacy for president. Everything about this trip indicates … it is about promoting his candidacy, and it has nothing to do with the security of the American people.”

Obama Spokesman Hari Sevugan: “It’s clear that the McCain campaign is getting nervous about being on the wrong side of the Iraq debate. First John McCain wanted Barack Obama to travel with him to Iraq and the campaign used the occasion to raise campaign cash. Now, his campaign is calling Senator Obama’s trip a ‘campaign rally overseas.”

Obviously, President of the United States is international. The President must address diplomats. He must negotiate peace. He must travel. However, candidates must campaign. Only Americans are eligible voters.

Americans are suffering. Food is costlier. Gas and oil are soaring. Floridians, Georgians, Iowans, Ohioans, and Pennsylvanians merit attention. They require solutions. They warrant this campaign’s resources. Until President McCain or Obama are inaugurated, they should ignore foreign figureheads.

Worth A Read

Fighting illegal immigration… One post at a time.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the Axis of Evil?

According to ESPN, the Cincinnati Bengals and Chris Henry may reunite. Apparently, the Bengals need another criminal.

Today’s top five or favorite vegetables (1) Corn, (2) Lettuce, (3) Tomatoes, (4) Carrots, (5) Radishes

Friday, July 18, 2008

Emmy Nominations

These are my rapid impressions. HBO cements their dominance. Cable series score. The Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama) category is loaded. The Supporting (Drama) categories are stacked. Everyone should view John Adams and Recount. They are exemplary.

Drama Series

"Boston Legal"
"Damages"
"Dexter"
"House"
"Lost"
"Mad Men"

Comedy Series

"30 Rock"
"Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Entourage"
"The Office"
"Two and a Half Men"

Reality-Competition Program

"The Amazing Race"
"American Idol"
"Dancing With the Stars"
"Project Runway"
"Top Chef"

Lead Actor in a Drama Series

James Spader "Boston Legal"
Bryan Cranston "Breaking Bad"
Michael Hall "Dexter"
Hugh Laurie "House"
Gabriel Byrne "In Treatmen"
Jon Hamm "Mad Men"

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

William Shatner "Boston Legal"
Ted Danson "Damages"
Zeljko Ivanek "Damages"
Michael Emerson "Lost"
John Slattery "Mad Men"

Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Lee Pace "Pushing Daises"
Tony Shalhoub "Monk"
Steve Carell "The Office"
Alec Baldwin "30 Rock"
Charlie Sheen "Two and a Half Men"

Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series

Kevin Dillon "Entourage"
Jeremy Piven "Entourage"
Neil Patrick Harris "How I Met Your Mother"
Rainn Wilson "The Office"
Jon Cryer "Two and a Half Men"

Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Sally Field "Brothers & Sisters"
Kyra Sedgwick "The Closer"
Mariska Hargitay "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"
Holly Hunter "Saving Grace"
Glenn Close "Damages"

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

Rachel Griffiths "Brothers & Sisters"
Candice Bergen "Boston Legal"
Chandra Wilson "Grey's Anatomy"
Sandra Oh "Grey's Anatomy"
Dianne Wiest "In Treatment"

Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Christina Applegate "Samantha Who"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
Tina Fey "30 Rock"
America Ferrera "Ugly Betty"
Mary-Louise Parker "Weeds"

Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Jean Smart "Samantha Who"
Amy Poehler "Saturday Night Live"
Holland Taylor "Two and a Half Men"
Vanessa Williams "Ugly Betty"
Kristin Chenoweth "Pushing Daises"

Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie

Ralph Fiennes "Bernard and Doris"
Ricky Gervais "Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale"
Paul Giamatti "John Adams"
Kevin Spacey "Recount"
Tom Wilkinson "Recount"

Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie

Susan Sarandon "Bernard and Doris"
Phylicia Rashad "A Raisin in the Sun"
Laura Linney "John Adams"
Dame Judi Dench "Cranford"
Catherine Keener "An American Crime"

Ruthian Finale: Yankee Stadium Witnesses Classic

This edition was an epic. In fifteen innings, the American League defeated the National League 4-3. For four hours and fifty minutes, Yankee Stadium’s populace imparted the obvious. The NFL may have gladiators. The NBA may have glitz. Major League Baseball has an anxious, calculated, and exquisite theatre.

Concerning the event, the contemporary and iconic interconnection was exemplary. George Steinbrenner’s appearance was special. Poignantly, FOX acknowledged history. They eulogized Yankee Stadium. Their montages were brilliant. Joe Buck was also outstanding.

President Bush: Economy is “Basically Sound”

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Pathetic, Pompous Speaker Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi: “You know, God bless him, bless his heart, president of the United States, a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject.”

Our Day Has Come

According to Judge James Robertson, military tribunals may proceed. Robertson’s decision is correct. On September 11, 2001, terrorists murdered 2,998. Americans have exercised patience. They warrant retribution.

Gore Issues Energy Ultimatum

Al Gore: “I have never seen an opportunity for the country like the one that's emerging now. A political promise to do something 40 years from now is universally ignored because everyone knows that's meaningless. Ten years is about the maximum time that we as a nation can hold a steady aim and hit the target. This is an investment that will pay itself back many times over. It's an expensive investment but not compared to the rising cost of continuing to invest in fossil fuels.. I hope to contribute to a new political environment in this country that will allow the next president to do what I think the next president is going to think is the right thing to do. But the people have to play a part.”

Manny Being Mouthy

Manny Ramirez: “I want no more [expletive] where they tell you one thing and behind your back they do another thing. I think I've earned that respect, for a team to sit down with me and tell me this is what we want, this is what we want to do. To be honest with you, I don't know, I want to stay in Boston, but I want to sit down after the season with ownership and see what my future is going to be in Boston. Let's see, but the ball is in my court. If they don't pick it up, I'm a free agent and I'll go play somewhere else. We'll see. It's not to protect myself. I just want to know what my future is going to be. I just want them to tell me, 'We're going to take it year by year,' or, 'We're going to do this.' That's fine. Just so I know what's going on with my situation.”

Owner John Henry: “I find remarks that we have been anything other than completely straightforward to be personally offensive. Manny has been a crucial part of two world championships. I do not believe we would have won either without him. He has never played a more important role than he has thus far this year.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“According to a new Reuters-Zogby poll, ten percent of Americans giving President Bush’s economic plan the thumbs up. Ninety percent using another finger.”

The Tonight Show

Bob Haring: Rocco the Star

Waiting in line for coffee in a tony Los Angeles suburb, Cindi Hilfman witnessed one more example of superstardom as it relates to Rocco Mediate. The woman who, with others, has been credited with alleviating Mediate's back woes was with him at a Brentwood Starbucks a few days after his thrilling playoff loss to Tiger Woods at the U.S. Open in mid-June. And she couldn't believe it. "People were fighting over who was going to buy his coffee," said Hilfman, a physical therapist for Fitness Golfer in Santa Monica, Calif. "He is like a rock star now."

Mediate has made his way to this west coast, in England, some 6,000 miles and eight time zones from his California exploits. But the glow has not left him, despite Thursday's dreary weather. With a birdie-birdie finish at Royal Birkdale, Mediate shot a 1-under 69 to share the first-round lead at the Open Championship with Robert Allenby and Graeme McDowell. "It was just one of those rounds," said Mediate, 45, who has become something of a celebrity since taking Woods to a playoff at the U.S. Open and finally losing on the 91st hole. "It was just up and down and up and down and a couple of birdies, and here we are. I would have been ecstatic with 73 or 74 today. … I'm ecstatic with this one. This was a lot of fun."

Truth is, Mediate wasn't expecting much fun when he woke to the sounds of rain and wind. The temperature was in the low 50s, the wind gusted up to 25 mph and he saw his colleagues wearing wool caps. Not exactly the kind of weather a guy with a historically bad back wants to face on one of the most exacting golf courses. "He was feeling really, really bad this morning," Hilfman said. At one point, Mediate lay on the ground and Hilfman helped alleviate his pain by pushing on his right hip while he maneuvered his spine.

It was a 30-second procedure before his round that Mediate downplayed, but one that was quite important, considering where he has been in a career plagued by back problems. Things had gotten so bad that Mediate was doing work for The Golf Channel at the beginning of 2007, unsure what was left of his playing career. It was at the Los Angeles tour stop that Mediate met Hilfman, who started working with him that week. "He had been horribly mismanaged and diagnosed," said Hilfman, noting that Mediate had a bulging disc in his lower back and a pinched nerve in his right hip area. He took a cortisone shot a year ago that has done wonders along with exercise and therapy.

Mediate also has worked with swing instructor Jimmy Ballard, whose theories fit perfectly with a guy who needs to nurse a bad back. "He's a genius as far as the back is concerned and what to do around the golf swing, what to do with the back and how it moves and stuff like that," Mediate said. "I've learned so much about moving the golf club a certain way and how it does certain things."

All of that -- and 36-hole qualifying -- got Mediate to the U.S. Open, where the five-time PGA Tour winner was in the clubhouse with a 1-stroke lead when Woods somehow birdied the 72nd hole to tie him. They went to an 18-hole playoff the next day, with Mediate turning a 3-stroke deficit through 10 holes into a 1-stroke lead by the 18th hole. But Woods again birdied the par-5 to tie Mediate and force sudden death. On the next hole, a par gave Woods his 14th major victory. But Mediate hasn't faded away. He was a big hit at the Buick Open (where he finished tied for 28th) and the AT&T National (T-18). He has yet to meet a microphone he hasn't liked. And despite "not sleeping for two weeks," he has managed to keep his game at a high level. But there was the matter of getting into the British Open; Mediate wasn't exempt, despite his second-place finish at Torrey Pines. He learned heading into the AT&T National that he was second to Kenny Perry on a hybrid money list that included six tournaments and that only the top two players earned tickets to the British Open. Even though Perry was forgoing his spot, Mediate didn't move up. And he had players such as Paul Goydos and Tommy Armour III in close pursuit.

"Paul Goydos did me a lovely favor by qualifying [through a 36-hole qualifier] that Monday, or else I wouldn't have made it," Mediate said. "Tommy Armour was playing beautifully, and if he makes one more birdie coming in, I'm gone. A lot of crazy things have happened the last six weeks."

Mediate got to England this past weekend to begin preparing for the tournament, needing to get acclimated to the time change and the weather. This is his first British Open since 2002 at Muirfield and just his ninth overall. His best finish was a tie for 18th in 1996 at Royal Lytham & St. Annes, and he had shot just a handful of rounds in the 60s before Thursday. Mediate began Thursday morning in pouring rain at Birkdale. He started bogey-par-bogey-par-bogey for 3 over par. But he played his last 11 holes in 4 under, including chipping in for birdie at the 17th.

"I want a chance to see if I can handle it all again and maybe do one better," Mediate said. "I actually look forward to seeing what happens. I think [the U.S. Open experience] has done nothing but make me better, even though I did not win the golf tournament. Some people do forget that."

Where Are the Cowards?

On October 18, Kelly Pavlik will oppose Bernard Hopkins. Simply stated, this pairing is unacceptable. Pavlik is the WBC and WBO Middleweight champion. Within his weight class, challengers should be prevalent.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“John McCain vowed to capture Osama Bin Laden. Not to be outdone, Barack Obama vowed to get us out of the All-Star game.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Terry Murray Joins Jesters

On Thursday, the Los Angeles Kings hired Coach Terry Murray. According to General Manager Dean Lombardi, Murray’s chore is complex. “When you're in a rebuilding process, you have to keep your eyes on two things: What's in front of you, and where you want to go,” said Lombardi. “If you have a very good team in place, it's easy to focus on the next game. When you're dealing with young players, it changes day-to-day, week-to-week, month-to-month. That's what I mean about the difficulty of the job. I think what I mean when I say the toughest job is it's more multitasking. We want to put together a nucleus that can stick together. Sometimes there's no good or bad coaches, it's right fit. The No. 1 thing is that getting young is a process. He's been through the process.”

During his career, Murray has amassed a 360-288-89 record. He is an exemplary coach. Unfortunately, Marc Crawford failed. Murray will also.

Casualties of the Ring

On Thursday morning, Oscar Diaz underwent brain surgery. On Thursday afternoon, Quinton Jackson was hospitalized. Both families have our thoughts and prayers.

NEW RULE

Budweiser is American.

On Sunday, InBev purchased Anheuser-Busch. InBev paid $52 billion. I will not advocate protectionism. I will not boycott Budweiser. I will not espouse xenophobia. I will criticize America. Our citizens are responsible.

Consumerism is the cause. Several may scream. They may threaten boycotts, protectionism, and xenophobia. However, Budweiser, Bud Light, and Bud Select will remain solvent. The aforesaid is significant. America has purged our pride. We have relegated our rage. We not only accept misfortune. We embrace misfortune.

America must act. We must get mad. Otherwise, Ford and General Motors are next.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Brett Favre’s return?

According to a study, sick bumblebees sacrifice buzz. In rehab, Amy Winehouse did also.

Today’s top five or NBA secondary signings (1) Jose Calderon, (2) James Posey, (3) Chris Duhon, (4) James Jones, (5) Beno Udrih

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Brett Favre’s Agent Prods Packers

James Cook: “We have no definite plans to ask for reinstatement. Right now we have until the sixth week [of the regular season] and Brett has made it pretty clear that he is not willing to come in as a backup. If he asks for reinstatement and they start fining him $15,000 a day [for not reporting to training camp], well that just doesn't make sense. We're going to let Green Bay decide what they want to do. It's their move.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“I don’t know, I feel bad for the guy. Brett Favre says that he has reconsidered, reconsidered his decision to retire and he wants to get back in the game. Today, Hillary Clinton said, ‘You can do that?’”

Late Show with David Letterman

Handicapping the British Open

Ernie Els: 8-1
Retief Goosen: 9-1
Justin Rose: 10-1
Vijay Singh: 12-1
Phil Mickelson: 15-1
Padraig Harrington: 25-1
Chris Dimarco: 30-1
Darren Clarke: 40-1
Stuart Appelby: 45-1
Angel Cabrera: 50-1

NEW RULE

Nervousness is incessant.

On Monday morning, Washington Mutual was worth $5.13/share. On Monday afternoon, Washington Mutual was worth $3.23/share. The rationale? Investors fear an IndyMac mirror. Washington Mutual’s essentials are irrelevant. Investors are anxious. They will remain anxious. Unless the market ascends.

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Blogging interior decoration.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Dan Uggla?

On Tuesday, oil plunged $6.44. The closing cost? A Coach purse, Gucci wallet, and your first child.

Today’s top five or All-Star memories (1) George Steinbrenner, (2) Yankee First Pitch, (3) Mariano Rivera, (4) Derek Jeter, (5) J.D. Drew

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Obama, McCain Dispute Iraq

Senator Barack Obama: “This war distracts us from every threat that we face and so many opportunities we could seize. By any measure, our single-minded and open-ended focus on Iraq is not a sound strategy for keeping America safe. George Bush and John McCain don’t have a strategy for success in Iraq — they have a strategy for staying in Iraq.”

Senator John McCain: “Senator Obama will tell you we can’t win in Afghanistan without losing in Iraq. In fact, he has it exactly backwards. It is precisely the success of the surge in Iraq that shows us the way to succeed in Afghanistan. Senator Obama is departing soon on a trip abroad that will include a fact-finding mission to Iraq and Afghanistan. He is speaking today about his plans for Iraq and Afghanistan before he’s even left, before he has talked to General Petraeus, before he has seen the progress in Iraq, and before he has set foot in Afghanistan for the first time. In my experience … fact-finding missions usually work best the other way around: First you assess the facts on the ground, then you present a new strategy.”

Medvedev Praises Russia, Pokes United States

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev: “Russia has become stronger and is capable of assuming greater responsibility for solving problems on both a regional and global scale. The world, which got rid of the Cold War, still cannot achieve a new balance. Moreover, a trend towards the use of force (in international relations) has become stronger. This common heritage cannot survive if one of the sides selectively destroys isolated elements of the strategic construction. This does not satisfy us.”

“Deployment of elements of the U.S. global anti-missile system in eastern Europe only makes the situation worse. We will need to react to this adequately. The crisis situation over ... the CFE treaty is also part of the problems with the European security architecture. We would not like to think that only its (the treaty's) final collapse would prove to everyone that the existing control regime is ineffective and unfair.”

Favre: I Feel For Rodgers, I Favor Me

Brett Favre: “It's tempting just to, as everyone said, you know, call their bluff or whatever. I think it's going to be a circus in itself already, whether I go there, whatever. I like my teammates. I had a lot of fun with them. I have talked to numerous guys throughout this whole ordeal. I wish them the best, I really do. I hold nothing against those guys. We had a lot of fun together. We had, it was an amazing year last year. I don't want to make it any worse than it is.”

“The one thing in this, I do feel bad for Aaron a little bit. I think he'll do a fine job, to be totally honest with you, I do. He has been injured. I mean, the two injuries are not his fault. Couldn't control. I know this has been tough on him. I think he'll do a fine job. And this has nothing to do with him, this whole deal. We'll pay you $12 million, but you've got to hold the clipboard and ball cap? That's probably better for them as opposed to letting me go somewhere and me coming back. Then their legacy, the management, would, you know, could be in jeopardy.”

Bears Steal Kevin Jones

On Tuesday, the Chicago Bears signed Kevin Jones. Jones inked a one-year contract. This transaction is intriguing. Jones possesses immense talent. Unfortunately, his statistics have never equaled expectations. In my opinion, Detroit’s decision was premature. They will regret their decision.

NEW RULE

Symbolism matters.

On Monday, Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir was charged with genocide. Exportation will not occur. Prosecution will not occur. Why were these actions necessary? Simply stated, we must never forget.

Darfur and Rwanda were abominations. They were atrocities. This cannot be overstated. These events annihilated, slaughtered, and tortured. The murdered cannot be minimized. Periodically, the world must react. Otherwise, these events will occur again.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the New Yorker?

According to Jeff Borris, Barry Bonds’ career is concluded. Those loud screams? They were Bud Selig.

Today’s top five or potential All-Star Most Valuable Players (1) Josh Hamilton, (2) Alex Rodriguez, (3) Kosuke Fukudome, (4) Matt Holliday, (5) Derek Jeter

Monday, July 14, 2008

New Yorker Slurs Barack, Michelle Obama

Following Consternation & Speculation… The Subject Speaks

Brett Favre: “OK, you guys have a different path, fine. What does that mean for me? So that means either you give me my helmet, welcome back, or release me, or attempt to trade me. We all know that's a possibility, but way-out-there possibility. And he [Coach Mike McCarthy] says, 'Well, playing here is not an option, but we can't envision you playing with another team, you know, either.' And I thought, so basically, I'm not playing for anyone if I choose to come back.”

“Them moving on does not bother me. It doesn't. I totally understand that. By me retiring March 3, I knew that could possibly happen. All I was saying is, you know, I'm thinking about playing again. You know, the bottom line is, I may not play anywhere. But we have thought of all those things. We have thought about it.”

“You're telling me playing there is not an option, but playing elsewhere, we just can't -- we're trying to protect your legacy. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. But apparently now, they're trying to protect my legacy by bringing me back and having me be a backup. Boy, that is really good. If you move on, you tell me one thing, don't come back and tell the public ... just say it, 'You know, we've moved on and we'll work with Brett on whatever it is. Don't make up a lot of stuff or give half of the truth.”

CBS Silences Billy Packer

Billy Packer was arrogant. He was acerbic, caustic, pompous, smug, and superior. Packer recited records. He reviled skeptics. Within himself, Packer conveyed brilliance and knowledge. Outwardly, he projected conceit and self-importance.

On Monday, Packer resigned. Clark Kellogg supplanted him. “These are really good circumstances,” said Packer. This decision was made with myself and CBS over a year ago. Their timing to announce it is their business. I have nothing to do with that. I was working on a series of one-year contracts for several years. ... I did say there would be no mention during the season so as not to detract from the games and the guys involved. I have had a chance to broadcast most of the great games since college basketball got on national television and I'm not interested in broadcasting any more games. I enjoyed doing that but I won't be any more.”

According to CBS Sports President Sean McManus, Kellogg is exceptional. “With his unquestioned popularity and performance over the years, Clark Kellogg earned all rights to this top spot,” he said. “Like Billy Packer, Al McGuire or any of the most highly regarded broadcasters, Clark is an original voice with his own style and perspective.”

Kellogg praised his predecessor. “His excellence as an analyst is Hall of Fame worthy,” he said. “His knowledge of the game and its history is unparalleled. That, along with his passion and keen insights, enabled him do his work as an analyst better and longer than anyone in the game's history. His legacy is one of enduring excellence and keeping the focus on the game. That is the foundation I aspire to build on.”

Packer’s legacy is convoluted. He broadcast thirty-six seasons. He alienated fans. He related thirty-four Final Fours. He insulted several. Packer’s penultimate summation? His own words. “The game is over.”

Rocket Ryan Released

On Monday, Penske Racing released Ryan Newman. “I appreciate Penske Racing and all they have done for me, but more importantly, I appreciate their friendship and what they have done for my career,” said Newman. “I would also like to thank all of the sponsors, especially Alltel, who have supported me.”

During his tenure, Newman recorded 13 wins, 63 top five finishes, 105 top ten finishes, and 43 pole positions. He was adequate. He was satisfactory. However, he was also inconsistent. Superior results were expected.

Ten Years For Two Years: New York Nixes Nolan

On Monday, the New York Islanders fired Coach Ted Nolan. According to General Manager Garth Snow, alteration was necessary. “The process for me was something that took a lot of time to come to terms with,” said Snow. “We all know we probably weren't all on the same page in certain areas. It wasn't going to work if two people aren't on the same page. That's why the meeting was healthy because we both realized that there were differences in philosophy. He did some good things for us. He's a good person. That first year we snuck into the playoffs ... this year, obviously, was a sub-par season.”

During his career, Nolan logged a 147-140-19-21 ledger. In Buffalo (164 games), he racked a 73-72-19 record. In New York (163 games), he registered a 74-68-21 record. “There have been philosophical differences and we've agreed it's a good time for me to move on,” said Nolan. “I want to thank the Islanders organization for giving me a chance to coach in the NHL again. I have tremendous respect for what the team is trying to do and I wish them well.”

Obviously, Nolan was imperfect. He won only one playoff contest. For the Atlantic Division, the Islanders did not contend. With that stated, Nolan is an exemplary individual. His record supersedes recycled colleagues. For another opportunity, Nolan should not twist another decade.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“According to Time Magazine, America leads the world in marijuana and cocaine use. You know who is second? Amy Winehouse.”

The Tonight Show

Despite Whining, Barry is Black Balled

Jeff Borris: “I offered Barry at the minimum salary, and when I ran into a brick wall, that's when I came to the conclusion that he will not be in a major league uniform in 2008. I'm not a negative person. I'm one of those 'never say never' guys. But it seems pretty clear to me that it's just not happening. We could go up and down the rosters of every single team and I could show you an awful lot of spots where he ought to be plugged in right now, but it's just not happening.”

“If everything were fair and equal in the world, Barry should get a fair market value offer. But since everything is not fair and equal, I decided to offer him for the minimum. I thought for sure there would be a taker, and there were none. If that doesn't raise the level of suspicion, I don't know what does.”

“If you look at his numbers in the outfield last year, he didn't embarrass himself. Is he the defensive gazelle that he was back in the '80s and '90s? No. But there are a lot of other outfielders I see out there who are not as good as him right now. And even if he were just average, couple that with his bat and a $390,000 salary and you have a can't-miss.”

“The rumors about Arizona, the Mets and Boston are completely false. He never had a secret workout with the Red Sox. I've had numerous conversations with all three organizations, back to the time when Barry became a free agent in November of '07, and none of those clubs are interested in him. Barry would play for any one of those clubs if they extended an offer. Would he make a difference in the standings? I think so, no matter what team he played for.”

T. Boone Pickens: These Are The Facts

NEW RULE

Never assume.

According to French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Lebanon and Syria will exchange embassies. No one should celebrate. No one should rejoice. Everyone should wait. Everyone should assume otherwise. Am I a pessimist? I am a realist. Obviously, peace and progress are possible. However, pattern is irrefutable. Israel and Hezbollah swap ceasefires. Their killing continues.

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Fantasy baseball advice, bluster, and insight.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?

According to President Clinton, America’s polarization has increased. Shockingly, Clinton blamed Republicans. Republicans blamed him.

Today’s top five or Grey’s Anatomy’s finest (1) Chandra Wilson, (2) Patrick Dempsey, (3) Ellen Pompeo, (4) Sandra Oh, (5) Isaiah Washington

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Generation Kill Scores, Showcases Soldiers

Iraq War. The subject is divisive. Advocates exalt, glorify, and praise. Critics excoriate, revile, and scream. Iraq’s circumstances are controversial. Iraq’s issues are inscrutable. Was this conflict necessary? Was our execution appropriate? Where are the weapons? What was our mission? When is our exit?
On Sunday, I viewed HBO’s Generation Kill.” David Simon and Ed Burns’ (The Wire) adaptation is brilliant. Perfectly, the endeavor imparts and narrates Iraq. The scenery is isolated. The soldiers are relatable. The swears are startling. As one observes, they must remember… Mortality eradicates etiquette.
The venture is replete with exemplary acting. Jon Huertas (Antonio Espera), Kellan Lutz (Jason Lilley), James Ransone (Ray Person), Alexander Skarsgard (Brad Colbert), and Ray Valentin (Gabriel Garza) are stellar. They epitomize “the new face of American war.” A brash, brutal compilation who are fanatical about being marines.

Financial Fright?

On Sunday, the Federal Reserve received assistance authority. If Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac request, loans are available. Obviously, this action is vexing. With that stated, no one should panic.

Tampa Bay Calms, Commits Lecavalier

On Sunday, the Tampa Bay Lightning retained Vincent Lecavalier. Lecavalier signed an 11-year, $85 million contract. “Not only is Vincent one of the most dynamic players in the NHL, he's one of the classiest people you'll ever meet off the ice, as well,” said Vice President Brian Lawton. “With this deal, our ownership has made it clear that he is the cornerstone of the Lightning, and Vincent has shown his dedication to the franchise and the Tampa Bay area by signing for less than he undoubtedly would've received on the open market.”

During his career, Lecavalier has amassed 274 goals, 328 assists, and 602 points. In 2007-2008, Lecavalier registered 40goals, 52 assists, and 92 points. “I'm proud and honored to be committing myself ... for the rest of my NHL career,” he said. “It’s no secret how I feel about the organization, the fans and the Tampa Bay community, and there's no place else I'd rather be. Combine that with the enthusiasm and commitment to winning that has been shown by owners Oren Koules and Len Barrie, and signing this long-term deal was an easy decision.”

Talent is imperative. Talent retention is precious. Talent may construct contenders. Talent may renovate franchises. However, talent retention sustains. Sustaining silences uncompassionate fans.

Mad Intellect

On Sunday, I viewed “The American Dream With Jim Cramer.” Cramer is brilliant, engaging, and understandable. NBC should increase his airtime.

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

Line of the Morning


Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO)

“If anybody believes that John McCain can balance the budget on his plan right now, I've got a meeting they need to have with the tooth fairy. There is no way. Because he is counting the money from not fighting the war in Iraq, but yet he's saying we're going to stay in Iraq.”