Saturday, June 28, 2008

Yahoo: Guantanamo & The Infinite Symbolism

This was a sleepy Navy outpost before the U.S. began using it to hold prisoners in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks — and it may soon become one again.

It is increasingly obvious that the days of this U.S. offshore prison are numbered. The Bush administration's main rationale for holding terrorism suspects without trial vanished when the Supreme Court ruled on June 12 that they have certain legal rights. John McCain and Barack Obama have both called for the detention center to be shut.

But whoever becomes the new president will have to figure out what to do with those left at Guantanamo — roughly 270 at present. "It's pretty easy to say 'Let's close Guantanamo,'" Navy Rear Adm. Mark Buzby said in an interview before leaving as commander of the detention center last month. "But the fact of the matter is there are some pretty dangerous people that have to be kept someplace."

McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, has said he wants to move the detainees to the military's prison at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. But finding room for them all might be a problem — just over 400 inmates are now locked up at Fort Leavenworth, which has a capacity for 515.

McCain wants the prisoners tried at military commissions, or war crimes courts, which are allowed under a 2006 law that he supported. These commissions act as criminal courts run by the U.S. armed forces to try those considered enemies during wartime. So far, 19 Guantanamo detainees have been charged in such commissions.

Obama, the presumed Democratic nominee, said he would close Guantanamo and move the detainees to both civilian and military facilities in the United States, including Leavenworth, according to campaign spokesman Reid Cherlin. Obama wants the detainees to be tried in federal criminal courts or in military courts martial.

The Pentagon now plans to try about 80 prisoners at military commissions, but another 130 are considered too dangerous to let go and won't be prosecuted. About 60 are slated for transfer from Guantanamo, but the Pentagon says they can't go home because their governments won't accept them, might release them and create a security risk for the U.S., or might even torture them. Defense Secretary Robert Gates recently told lawmakers he too wants Guantanamo's prison shut down, but added: "We're stuck in several ways."

In general, convictions would be harder to secure in federal courts, but would also stand up better in the long run, according to David Glazier, an associate professor at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles. Another option would be to create a national security court that could apply military or federal standards but keep intelligence sources and methods secret. Just before he was nominated attorney general last year, Michael Mukasey wrote an opinion column saying a national security court deserves "careful scrutiny by the public, and particularly by the U.S. Congress." He also suggested looking at a proposal to lock up suspected terrorists using legal norms that allow the insane to be involuntarily committed.

The Supreme Court's latest ruling gave all detainees the right to petition federal judges for immediate release. In a separate case for an individual detainee, a federal appeals court on Monday decided he was not an enemy combatant and ordered the military to release him, transfer him or hold a new proceeding promptly. Commanders on this 45-square-mile base encompassing arid hills and a broad bay say they are ready to move the prisoners out if given the order.

Flexibility is literally built in. If Washington decides the war crimes trials should be moved to the U.S., a new high-tech courthouse and related facilities built on an abandoned airfield here can be dismantled and shipped over. The $12 million Expeditionary Legal Complex was completed in May instead of a proposed $100 million permanent structure that Gates rejected in February 2007. Air Force Maj. Gail E. Crawford of the Pentagon's Office of Military Commissions said Guantanamo is not bound by law to be the site of the war crimes trials.

The courthouse downsizing was one of several signs that the Pentagon wants to get rid of the detention center, which has drawn international condemnation. Only one detainee has been transferred to Guantanamo this year and five in 2007, compared to almost 800 in previous years. "We are making concerted efforts to decrease the population at Guantanamo," said Navy Cmdr. Jeffrey Gordon, a Pentagon spokesman. "We have no desire to be the world's jailers, as we have often stated."

Defense lawyers want the detention center closed and say the war crimes trials are unfair because they allow evidence obtained under harsh interrogations, even possibly by waterboarding, and permit hearsay. They say the prisoners include innocent people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time and were sold to U.S. forces for bounties.

"President Bush, our commander in chief, perhaps unwittingly, perhaps not, started the U.S. down a slippery slope, a path that quickly descended, stopping briefly in the dark, Machiavellian world of the ends justify the means, before plummeting further into the bleak underworld of barbarism and cruelty, of anything goes, of torture," attorney Air Force Maj. David Frakt said in military court last week. Frakt represents an Afghan detainee who records show was subjected to sleep deprivation at Guantanamo months after he attempted suicide.

Men were first held here in cages, then in shipping containers, then in barracks fronting a dusty courtyard and finally also in maximum-security lockups modeled after U.S. prisons. "The same skill set that allowed Guantanamo to build up in a very frantic situation will serve it well when it comes time to go the other way," said Navy Cmdr. Jeffrey M. Johnston, who drew up initial plans for the detention center on a yellow legal notepad after being told in December 2001 that the first detainees would soon be headed over.

Guantanamo Bay, which was first taken by U.S. Marines in the Spanish-American war, has seen many mission expansions and contractions. In the early 1990s, it housed tens of thousands of Haitian boat people. Johnston said if the detention center is closed, some facilities — like buildings where guards and interrogators live — could be repurposed.

Former President Jimmy Carter, in an e-mail to The Associated Press, expressed his own ideas of what to do with the detention center. The Nobel laureate is a sharp critic of Guantanamo who charges that the indefinite detention of hundreds of men has fueled animosity toward the U.S. "After it has been emptied, perhaps the facility should be closed forever, or made into a museum where people can study the importance of respecting the Geneva Conventions and other human rights treaties," Carter said.

Pat Forde: King of All Sports?

Exit Tiger Woods. Enter Michael Phelps. The throne is vacant in sports for the remainder of the summer. In Woods' absence, it's time to fit Phelps' head for the crown as King of All Athletes. Over the next six weeks, while Woods is rehabbing and football is going through the preseason motions, the world is Phelps'. If all goes as planned, beginning here this weekend at the U.S. Olympic swimming trials, Phelps' broad-chinned mug will be the face of the Beijing Games in August. He'll dominate TV coverage, grace every magazine cover and pitch products like a mainstream sports superstar.

That's because the most gifted swimmer in history stands a solid chance of becoming the most decorated Olympian in history. The pursuit begins Sunday at the trials. It could end in Beijing with enough hardware to curve his spine: a record eight gold medals (at least) in a single Games, and a record 14 golds (at least) in his impossibly accomplished career. This is the launching pad for an ambitious bid to test the outer limits of a swimmer's ability, versatility, toughness and focus.

"I think it is going to be hard, but I think it's going to be fun," Phelps said. "I've been looking forward to this for four years. All I have to do is get my cap and goggles and go race. That's all I can ask."

He's asking a lot. In a sport in which specialists focus their mind and body on a couple of events, Phelps is the generalist who excels at everything. He's so well-rounded that it wouldn't be a shock to see him show up on the synchronized swim team, too. "He could swim any event," U.S. women's star Natalie Coughlin said. "It's like watching any other athlete, like Tiger Woods. It's like, 'Oh my God. He's so good.'"

That all-around excellence will keep Phelps in the Qwest Center pool constantly between now and July 6. There are other story lines at play here -- the space-age Speedo LZR Racer swimsuits that could help set a slew of world records; the bids by a handful of women veterans to make yet another Olympic team -- but there is no confusion about who is the star of the show. Michael Phelps. "He is the A-lister for our sport in this country," breaststroker Brendan Hansen said.

And the rest of the world, too. The leading man will go through an exhausting regimen of preliminaries in the morning and finals at night, taking on more rested rivals. And then he'll recharge and repeat it in China. He'll race more times than anyone else at these trials, and presumably again in August. Phelps had entered nine events here, but dropped out of the 400 Saturday -- an event serving as a safety net in case something goes awry elsewhere in his program.

Without surrendering any details, coach Bob Bowman acknowledged that the events Phelps swam in his otherworldly performance at the 2007 World Championships made up "a pretty good program." That consisted of the 100- and 200-meter freestyles, the 100 and 200 butterflies, and the 200 and 400 individual medleys. If he qualifies in all six of those and adds three relays in Beijing, we could be talking nine golds and officially saying goodbye to the 36-year-old legacy of Mark Spitz. Spitz recently was asked what it would mean for Phelps to win seven gold medals. "Second man on the moon," he said.

What if he wins eight? "First man on Mars."

Phelps has had his telescopic sights set on Mars and then some since Athens. Four years ago, at age 19, his bid to outdo Spitz came up just short -- he finished with six golds and two bronzes. That was still good enough to tie Soviet Union gymnast Alexandr Dityatin for the most medals won by an athlete in a single Olympics -- but it was just a little short of perfection.

Then he went absolutely ballistic at the 2007 world championships in Melbourne, Australia, winning seven gold medals and setting four individual world records. If a relay hadn't been disqualified, he would have added an eighth gold. Phelps simply dwarfed the rest of the swimming world. After that, all things seemed possible. "Phelps is amazing," said Ryan Lochte, who will try to knock off the king in as many as four events. "To swim next to him in the same pool and on the same team, it's an honor."

The driven young man who keeps a list of his goals on his nightstand at home in Ann Arbor, Mich., has relocated them to his laptop for this meet. Phelps won't say exactly what's on his list, but it's clearly changed as he's grown older and gotten better. "If you asked me five years ago whether I'd be sitting where I am, I'd say, 'Not a chance,'" Phelps said. "It's a dream come true."

The dream is still unfolding for Michael Phelps. If it continues to play out to perfection, we'll see him standing on the top step of the medals podium again and again this summer, on his way to taking over from Tiger Woods as the King of All Athletes.

An Immortal Icon

Uga VI
(1999-2008)

Appraising the Draft

Evaluating the NBA Draft is difficult. Some teams lack selections. Some teams trade recklessly. Thus, discernable criteria is haphazard. With that stated, analysis is this blog. Below are four franchises who excelled.

New Jersey Nets: Both Brook Lopez and Chris Douglas-Roberts were enormous steals. Lopez is a consistent inside presence. Roberts is a transition dynamo. Ryan Anderson was also an exemplary selection. Anderson is a prolific scorer. He should garner significant action.

Indiana Pacers: Simply stated, the Pacers’ evening was flawless. Brandon Rush is a versatile scorer. Roy Hibbert is a shutdown defender. Both will make immediate impacts. They should hasten Indiana’s resurgence.

Miami Heat: Despite innuendo and speculation, Miami selected Michael Beasley. Their decision was correct. Beasley is a dynamic scorer. He will compliment Dwayne Wade. Additionally, Mario Chalmers’ selection was brilliant. He should prove an exemplary reserve.

Seattle Supersonics: For the second consecutive season, Seattle’s selections were stellar. Russell Westbrook is athletic. He can score. He should stabilize their backcourt. D.J. White and DeVon Hardin should garner significant action.

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Charade of Victory

On Friday, Zimbabwe’s runoff election occurred. Allegedly, citizens were intimidated, mocked, and threatened. Their votes were coerced. As previously stated, the International Community must act. President Robert Mugabe is a fraudulent figurehead. His presence is unacceptable.

NFL Commissioner Rips Rookies

Roger Goodell: “There's something wrong about the system. The money should go to people who perform. He [Jake Long] doesn't have to play a down in the NFL and he already has his money. Now, with the economics where they are, the consequences if you don't evaluate that player, you can lose a significant amount of money. And that money is not going to players that are performing. It's going to a player that never makes it in the NFL. And I think that's ridiculous.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“It’s that time of year in New York. Everyone wants to go to the beach. In fact today, former Governor Eliot Spitzer hired a girl named Sandy.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Miley Cyrus Revisits Vanity Fair

Miley Cyrus: “I was embarrassed... but also it's like, every career thing that I do can't be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I don't think people will look at me any differently because they're like, 'You know what, I'm going to do stupid stuff too, and I'm going to make mistakes, and that's fine. It still hurts when I think about it.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“You know. People really like Barack Obama because he's an inspirational speaker. But he was not the first one -- I was checking my presidential history -- he was not the first candidate to use the phrase 'Yes we can!' Bill Clinton frequently used that on interns.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Two & Through

On Friday, Hendrick Motorsports released Casey Mears. According to Owner Rick Hendrick, Mears’ record was inadequate. “None of us, Casey included, have been satisfied with the situation this season,” said Hendrick. “We've put a ton of emphasis on the No. 5 program. It's been a total team effort, and Casey has worked as hard as anyone to help us improve. But the results just haven't come.”

During his Hendrick tenure, Mears accrued only one win, 6 top five finishes, and 13 top ten finishes. He was afforded an opportunity. He simply could not perform.

NEW RULE

Military is immune.

According to NBC News and Yahoo, military foreclosures are prevalent. Seriously? Granted, forecloses have suffocated thousands. However, this is unforgivable. Congress must act. Soldiers must avoid death. Their mortgage should be irrelevant.

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Blogging the centennial state. Featuring politics, news, and inside information.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Shawn Chacon?

In California, a giant squid was spotted. He opposes offshore drilling.

Today’s top five or Barack Obama-Hillary Clinton venues (1) Harmony, Minnesota, (2) Faith, South Dakota, (3) Unison, Virginia, (4) Hope, Arkansas, (5) Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Supreme Court Infringes

On Thursday, the United States Supreme Court interpreted the constitution. According to the 5-4 majority, the second amendment sanctions individual firearm ownership. The Supreme Court’s ruling is disturbing.

America is violent. Everyday, adults, children, innocents, and parents are murdered. Handgun ownership will not prevent this. Law enforcement will prevent this. Unfortunately, the Supreme Court ignored reality. Their verdict was not a constitutional triumph. Their verdict was a gargantuan bound for ignorance.

Heller vs. Washington D.C.: America Reacts

Senator John McCain: “This ruling does not mark the end of our struggle against those who seek to limit the rights of law-abiding citizens. We must always remain vigilant in defense of our freedoms.”

Senator Barack Obama: “I have always believed that the Second Amendment protects the right of individuals to bear arms, but I also identify with the need for crime-ravaged communities to save their children from the violence that plagues our streets through commonsense, effective safety measures.”

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom: “You just wish the Supreme Court could spend a week in public housing and then come out with this decision. It's very easy and comfortable to stand there with security guards and metal detectors and make these decisions.”

Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter: “In limiting its opinion to the matter of self-defense, and in saying the right is not absolute, the United States Supreme Court decision today is an explicit statement of support for cities all across America who are creating reasonable measures to limit the ability of those who will do harm, who will maim, who will buy, carry weapons illegally.”

Anyone Have Hope?

On Thursday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 358 points. Simultaneously, Goldman Sachs downgraded Citi and General Motors. Oil priced $139.64 per barrel. One must wonder… is economic recovery possible?

North Korean Policy: Hope & Pray

On Thursday, President Bush reassessed North Korea. As previously stated, North Korea will never relent. Bilateral negotiations, diplomatic opinions, and economic incentives are pointless. North Korea is deceitful. They cannot be trusted.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Next week is the Fourth of July. The networks always run these fireworks safety videos to make sure no one has any fun on the Fourth of July. I know they’re supposed to make us scared of fireworks, but after seeing them I feel this intense desire to blow something up.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Following Assault, Astros Cut Chacon

On Thursday, the Houston Astros released Shawn Chacon. On Wednesday, Chacon assaulted General Manager Ed Wade. Everyday, professional athletes exhibit anger and frustration. They never act. Chacon’s career is concluded.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“At a press conference, President Bush blasted Congress for not allowing oil exploration in the Alaskan Wildlife Reserve. Democrats said it wouldn’t do any good, because it wouldn’t produce oil for 10 years. You know, the same thing they said 10 years ago.”

The Tonight Show

Federal Restraint

On Wednesday, the Federal Reserve neglected the benchmark interest rate. Chairman Ben Bernanke, inflation or recession?

NEW RULE

Modesty merits recognition.

On Wednesday, the Connecticut Lady Huskies retained Coach Geno Auriemma. Auriemma signed a 5-year, $8 million contract. During his career, Auriemma has amassed 655-122 record. He has garnered five NCAA championships and seventeen Big East Conference championships. Yet, Auriemma has never craved attention. He has never sought headlines. America celebrates bombast and bravado. This is unfortunate. Auriemma’s reputation is truly thunderous.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Ralph Nader?

According to Warren Buffett, the economy is worsening. You think?

Today’s top five or monumental upsets (1) Fresno State (College World Series), (2) Derrike Cope (Daytona 500), (3) Villanova (NCAA Tournament), (4) Houston Rockets (NBA Finals), (5) Barack Obama (2008 Democratic Primary)

NBA Draft Projection

1. Chicago Bulls
Derrick Rose (G – Memphis)

2. Miami Heat
Michael Beasley (F – Kansas State)

3. Minnesota Timberwolves
O.J. Mayo (G – USC)

4. Seattle Supersonics
Brook Lopez (C – Stanford)

5. Memphis Grizzlies
Kevin Love (F – UCLA)

6. New York Knicks
Russell Westbrook (G –UCLA)

7. Los Angeles Clippers
Joe Alexander (F – West Virginia)

8. Milwaukee Bucks
Danilo Gallinari (F – Italy)

9. Charlotte Bobcats
Eric Gordon (G – Indiana)

10. New Jersey Nets
Jerryd Bayless (G – Arizona)

11. Indiana Pacers
D.J. Augustin (G – Texas)

12. Sacramento Kings
Anthony Randolph (F – LSU)

13. Portland Trailblazers
Brandon Rush (F – Kansas)

14. Golden State Warriors
Kosta Koufos (C – Ohio State)

15. Phoenix Suns (from Atlanta)
Donte Greene (F – Syracuse)

16. Philadelphia 76ers
DeAndre Jordan (C – Texas A&M)

17. Indiana Pacers (from Toronto)
Robin Lopez (F – Stanford)

18. Washington Wizards
Darrell Arthur (F – Kansas)

19. Cleveland Cavaliers
Alexis Ajinca (C – France)

20. Charlotte Bobcats (from Denver)
JaVale McGee (C – Nevada)

21. New Jersey Nets (from Dallas)
Roy Hibbert (C – Georgetown)

22. Orlando Magic
Marreese Speights (F – Florida)

23. Utah Jazz
Jason Thompson (C – Rider)

24. Seattle Supersonics (from Phoenix)
Mario Chalmers (G – Kansas)

25. Houston Rockets
J.J. Hickson (F – North Carolina State)

26. San Antonio Spurs
Chris Douglas-Roberts (G – Memphis)

27. Portland Trailblazers (from New Orleans)
Courtney Lee (G – Western Kenucky)

28. Memphis Grizzlies (from Los Angeles Lakers)
Nicolas Batum (F – France)

29. Detroit Pistons
Ryan Anderson (F – California)

30. Boston Celtics
Nathan Jawai (F - Australia)

Draft Projection Sources:
College Hoops
Draft Express
Hoops Hype
Inside Hoops
NBA Draft Net

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ralph Nader: Barack Obama “Talking White”

Ralph Nader: “There's only one thing different about Barack Obama when it comes to being a Democratic presidential candidate. He's half African-American. Whether that will make any difference, I don't know. I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos. Payday loans, predatory lending, asbestos, lead. What's keeping him from doing that? Is it because he wants to talk white? He doesn't want to appear like Jesse Jackson? We'll see all that play out in the next few months and if he gets elected afterwards.”

“He wants to show that he is not a threatening, a political threatening, another politically-threatening African-American politician. He wants to appeal to white guilt. You appeal to white guilt not by coming on as a black is beautiful, black is powerful. Basically he's coming on as someone who is not going to threaten the white power structure, whether it's corporate or whether it's simply oligarchic. And they love it. Whites just eat it up.”

Obama Responds, Rips Nader

Senator Barack Obama: “Ralph Nader is trying to get attention. He has become the perennial political candidate. I think it's a shame, because if you look at his legacy in terms of consumer protections it's an extraordinary one. But at this point, he's somebody who's trying to get attention and his campaign hasn't gotten any traction. (There are) better ways to get traction than to make an inflammatory statement like the one that he made. It is what it is.”

President Evaluates Zimbabwe

President Bush: “You can't have free elections if a candidate is not allowed to campaign freely and his supporters aren't allowed to campaign without fear of intimidation. Yet, the Mugabe government has been intimidating people on the ground in Zimbabwe. And this is an incredibly sad development. Friday's elections appear to be a sham. The people there want to express themselves at the ballot box, yet the Mugabe government has refused to allow them to do so. This is not just and it is wrong.”

SCOTUS Excludes Emotion, Endorses the Constitution

On Wednesday, the United States Supreme Court rejected child rapist execution. According to the 5-4 majority, the aforesaid is cruel and unusual punishment. The Supreme Court’s ruling is correct. Rape is not murder. In America, punishment must mirror criminality.

Fresno State: Fabulous Champions

On Wednesday, Fresno State garnered the 2008 College World Series. During the regular season, the Bulldogs were merely 34-28. Yet, they won the Western Athletic Conference tournament. They won their regional. They won their super regional. In Omaha, they defeated Georgia (twice), North Carolina (twice), and Rice. Fresno State’s triumph was monumental. They warrant respect.

Mass Justice

On Wednesday, Neil Entwistle was convicted of murder. Entwistle killed his wife and infant. He warrants maximum punishment.

NEW RULE

Employers are not God.

Last week, the United States 9th Circuit Court of Appeals embraced privacy. Their decision was correct. Employers own our lives. Americans work mornings, afternoons, evenings, holidays, and weekends. We must text. Our texts must remain private. If employers covet productivity, they should respect office hours.

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Pop Eater

Featuring news, photos, and video.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Alabama?

On Tuesday, the Maricopa County Sheriffs Department revoked Shaquille O’Neal’s badge. Upon hearing this, Kobe Bryant responded “Shaq, how did that taste?”

Today’s top five or favorite ESPN analysts (1) Mark Jackson, (2) Joe Morgan, (3) Dick Vitale, (4) Steve Young, (5) Lee Corso

Zimbabwe’s Struggle: Peace vs. Provocation

Opposition Movement for Democratic Change Candidate Morgan Tsvangirai: “We ask for the U.N. to go further than its recent resolution, condemning the violence in Zimbabwe, to encompass an active isolation of the dictator Mugabe. For this we need a force to protect the people. We do not want armed conflict, but the people of Zimbabwe need the words of indignation from global leaders to be backed by the moral rectitude of military force. Such a force would be in the role of peacekeepers, not trouble-makers. They would separate the people from their oppressors and cast the protective shield around the democratic process for which Zimbabwe yearns.”

President Robert Mugabe: “We will proceed with our election, the verdict is our verdict. Other people can say what they want, but the elections are ours. We are a sovereign state, and that is it. Those who will want to recognize us on the basis of objectivity will do so. Those who don't, keep your judgment to yourselves. Our people are going to vote, and that vote will decide whether we have won or lost. They can shout as loud as they like from Washington or from London, or from any other quarter. Our people, only our people, will decide, and no one else.”

Melrose Bay

On Tuesday, the Tampa Bay Lightning hired former Los Angeles Kings Coach Barry Melrose. From 1996-2008, Melrose served as an ESPN analyst. “They [Tampa Bay] approached me. I couldn't wait to say yes,” said Melrose. “Watching successful teams, and watching teams that work and watching teams that don't work, it just reinforced what I believe in and how I coached, and the way we're going to play here. You don't win by accident. You don't lose by accident. There are reasons certain teams win all the time, and there's a reason certain teams lose all the time.”

During his career, Melrose logged an 82-103-31 ledger. He accrued one Western Conference championship. In 1992-1993, he was 39-35-10. In 1993-1994, he was 27-45-12. In 1994-1995, he was 16-23-9. “I think it's wonderful. I think it's a great opportunity for Barry. He's a tremendous coach, and he's a players' coach,” said Wayne Gretzky. “And just as important, he understands the media and understands the marketplace that he's in, Tampa Bay. It's not the same as being in a place like Montreal or Toronto. His experience of being in L.A. and dealing with that, this will be a real positive. He'll do a tremendous job.”

Analysts are trendy. On television, they are knowledgeable. They posses unique insight. Unfortunately, reality never mirrors expectations. Concerning Melrose, the aforesaid will continue.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

NEW RULE

Franchises are not revocable.

Last week, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman threatened Madison Square Garden. Why? The New York Rangers’ Owners criticized the NHL. Consistently, Mark Cuban criticizes the NBA. Jerry Jones criticizes the NFL. They are fined. They are not suspended. Their ownership is not annulled. Bettman must realize conceit, emotion, and pride are irrelevant.

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The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Don Imus?

In Los Angeles, nineteen strippers filed a lawsuit. Apparently, Charlie Sheen will not pay them.

Today’s top five or USA Basketball’s finest (1) Kobe Bryant, (2) Dwayne Wade, (3) Lebron James, (4) Carmelo Anthony, (5) Chris Paul

Rapper’s Fright: Ozzie Guillen vs. Lou Piniella

Monday, June 23, 2008

Zimbabwean Worries

On Sunday, Zimbabwean Opposition Movement for Democratic Change Candidate Morgan Tsvangirai renounced his presidential candidacy. Tsvangirai’s supporters have been assaulted, expelled, and tortured. The International Community must act. President Robert Mugabe’s corruption and reign are unacceptable.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice: “In forsaking the most basic tenet of governance, the protection of its people, the government of Zimbabwe must be held accountable by the international community.”

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown: “The world is of one view — that the status quo cannot continue. The current government, with no parliamentary majority, having lost the first round of the presidential elections and holding power only because of violence and intimidation, is a regime that should not be recognized by anyone.”

Sea Tragedy

On Saturday, Typhoon Fengshen capsized the Princess of Stars. Currently, 130 are dead. 647 are missing. The victim’s families have our thoughts and prayers.

Charlie Flip Flop

McCain Senior Advisor Charlie Black (Assessment): “The assassination of Benazir Bhutto was an unfortunate event. But his knowledge and ability to talk about it reemphasized that this is the guy who's ready to be Commander-in-Chief. And it helped us.”

McCain Senior Advisor Charlie Black (Apology): “I deeply regret the comments, they were inappropriate. I recognize that John McCain has devoted his entire adult life to protecting his country and placing its security before every other consideration.”

His Comedy Made Us Laugh, Cringe,& Think

George Carlin
(1937-2008)

George Carlin: Baseball vs. Football

Shaq: “It Was All Done in Fun”

Climate Craziness

NASA Goddard Institute Director Dr. James Hansen: “Special interests have blocked the transition to our renewable energy future. Instead of moving heavily into renewable energies, fossil fuel companies choose to spread doubt about global warming, just as tobacco companies discredited the link between smoking and cancer. Methods are sophisticated, including funding to help shape school textbook discussions of global warming. CEOs of fossil energy companies know what they are doing and are aware of the long-term consequences of continued business as usual. In my opinion, these CEOs should be tried for high crimes against humanity and nature. We're toast if we don't get on a very different path. This is the last chance. We see a tipping point occurring right before our eyes. The Arctic is the first tipping point and it's occurring exactly the way we said it would.”

USA Basketball 2008

Solo Goaltender

On Monday, United States Olympic Women’s Soccer selected Hope Solo. Briana Scurry was not selected. The decision is correct. Scurry’s career was excellent. However, she is obsolete. Solo is superior. She merits invulnerability.

NEW RULE

Children are not accessories.

In Gloucester, Massachusetts, seventeen teenage females forged a pregnancy pact. Financial circumstances were irrelevant. Relationships were unwanted. Babies were the objective. The fathers were merely sperm providers.

Obviously, children are splendid. With that stated, they are not diversions. They are not entertainment. They mature. Infants become adolescents. Teenagers become collegians. Money, supervision, and time are mandatory. Children are not Coach. Treating them akin to purses is asinine.

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Baseball Crank

Nineteenth century name. Twenty-first century content.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Pacman Jones’ house?

According to Secretary of Energy Samuel Bodman, insufficient production increases oil prices. You think?

Today’s top five or next potential firing (1) Eric Wedge, (2) Bud Black, (3) Manny Acta, (4) Jim Leyland, (5) Joe Girardi

Yahoo: Romeo is Dead

Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl?

Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear.

First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average -- not exceptional, not exciting, and not sexy.I'll bet you've never heard a woman say she didn't want to date a guy because he was too confident, too passionate, or too exciting -- have you? But, I'll bet you have heard women say things like, "He's such a nice guy. He's so sweet and he's always there for me, but I only like him as a friend." Or, "He's such a good guy -- kind, thoughtful, generous, honest, loyal -- but there's no chemistry. He just doesn't turn me on." Sadly, I hear it all the time. The fact is, Mr. Nice Guy, you cannot bore a woman into feeling attracted to you or into wanting to date you. And as obvious as that sounds, if you are one of those guys I described that is exactly what you are trying to do. And it won't work.

Please understand that I am not suggesting that you mistreat women or disrespect them in any way. What I suggesting is that you value and respect yourself more. To illustrate what I mean: The answer to the question, "Why does the guy who doesn't appear to care as much about the girl get the girl?" is simple: The nice guy cares too much, too soon. He has made the woman too important and too valuable and it shows in everything he says and does. He is too available, too eager to please, too accommodating, and he gives too much -- all without getting anything in return. By doing so, he has made himself appear desperate, insecure, needy of this woman's attention, affection, and approval -- and he has stripped himself of any value in her eyes. After all, if he's already doing and giving everything, without her doing or giving anything - why would she value him? She won't. She is not going to value him any more than he values himself. What she is going to do is look for someone else, someone who she perceives as being more worthy, more confident, and more valuable.It works like this:

Once you need something, or you want it too badly, you forfeit your strength and lose all power of negotiation. You are in a position of weakness and you are perceived as weak. Someone (or something) else is in control of you, the situation, and it's outcome. Men in this situation appear to be anything but confident, strong, and exciting. More, they are perceived as being unworthy and as lacking value. Translation: Things that are easily acquired, obtained, or maintained, without any effort or sacrifice, lack value... it's human nature.

The secret to why the cocky guy wins with women, over the nice guy, is that he is perceived as being a stronger, more confident guy with more value. How? He never invests everything -- his entire being, ego, and self-worth in what one woman's response or reaction to him is. He doesn't gush with compliments; he isn't always available; he doesn't give too much; and he knows he isn't going to die if a woman says "no" to him. More, his attitude is, yeah, I'd like to go out with you, but if I can't, that's OK -- I'm a busy guy, with exciting things going on, and lots of other options.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

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Representative Edward Markey (D-MA)

“It’s kind of a sad day in America… We are over there with a tin cup begging them for more of our weakness… their oil.”