Thursday, September 17, 2009

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 3-2 Season: 3-2)

Saints (-1) at Eagles
Drew Brees amasses three hundred yards. He tosses three touchdowns. The Saints start 2-0.

Patriots at Jets (-3 ½)
Versus the Jets, Bill Belichick is 12-6. The Patriots will walk again.

Ravens at Chargers (-3)
A defensive exhibition. Via a minimal margin, the Chargers will win.

Steelers (-3) at Bears
Jay Cutler is infuriating. Brian Urlacher is injured. Bet the Steelers. Bet the beer fund.

Giants at Cowboys (-3)
Since 2004, the Giants have won seven contests. The Cowboys have won three contests. History screams the Giants. I never shush history.

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 3-2 Season: 6-4)

Georgia Tech at Miami (-5 ½)
From 2001-2004, Miami commenced each campaign 3-0. Tonight, their mystique is resurrected.

Nebraska at Virginia Tech (-5)
On September 5, Alabama defeated Virginia Tech 34-24. The Hokies must reintroduce themselves.

Cincinnati (Even) at Oregon State
If the Bearcats win, they should score an undefeated season.

Florida State at BYU (-7 ½)
The Seminoles earned their status with road victories. Since 2003, Florida State is merely 23-19.

Texas Tech (+17 ½) at Texas
Since 2000, Texas has outscored Texas Tech 43.0-28.5. Texas has won seven contests. Texas Tech has won two contests. The Longhorns will win. The Red Raiders will score.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

GAME BALLS (NFL Edition)

Tom Brady (QB – Patriots): 39/53, 378 yards, 2 td
(Win: 25-24 vs. Bills)

Drew Brees (QB – Saints): 26/34, 358 yards, 6 td
(Win: 45-27 vs. Lions)

Joe Flacco (QB – Ravens): 26/43, 307 yards, 1 td
(Win: 38-24 vs. Chiefs)

Santonio Holmes (WR – Steelers): 9 receptions, 131 yards, 1 td
(Win: 13-10 vs. Titans)

Greg Jennings (WR – Packers): 6 receptions, 106 yards, 1 td
(Win: 21-15 vs. Bears)

Adrian Peterson (RB – Vikings): 25 carries, 180 yards, 3 td
(Win: 34-20 at Browns)

Tony Romo (QB – Cowboys): 16/27, 353 yards, 3 td
(Win: 34-21 at Buccaneers)

Reggie Wayne (WR – Colts): 10 receptions, 162 yards, 1 td
(Win: 14-12 vs. Jaguars)

GAME BALLS (College Football Edition)

Greg Alexander (QB – Hawaii): 26/36, 453 yards, 3 td
(Win: 38-20 at Washington State)

Jarrett Brown (QB – West Virginia): 24/31, 334 yards, 4 td
(Win: 35-20 vs. East Carolina)

John Clay (RB – Wisconsin): 21 carries, 143 yards, 1 td
(Win: 34-31 vs. Fresno State)

Nic Grigsby (RB – Arizona): 15 carries, 207 yards, 2 td
(Win: 34-17 vs. Northern Arizona)

Case Keenum (QB – Houston): 32/46, 366 yards, 3 td
(Win: 45-35 at Oklahoma State)

Zac Lee (QB – Nebraska): 27/35, 340 yards, 4 td
(Win: 38-9 vs. Arkansas State)

Dan LeFevour (QB – Central Michigan): 33/46, 328 yards, 3 td
(Win: 29-27 at Michigan State)

Dion Lewis (RB – Pittsburgh): 24 carries, 190 yards, 2 td
(Win: 54-27 at Buffalo)

Brandon Minor (RB – Michigan): 16 carries, 106 yards, 1 td
(Win: 38-34 vs. Notre Dame)

Aaron Opelt (QB – Toledo): 15/23, 319 yards, 4 td
(Win: 54-38 vs. Colorado)

Taylor Potts (QB – Texas Tech): 36/57, 456 yards, 7 td
(Win: 55-10 vs. Rice)

David Williams (RB – Virginia Tech): 12 carries, 164 yards, 3 td
(Win: 52-10 vs. Marshall)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Big Five & Hot Five

Line of the Morning


Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL)

“Understand, the health care insurance companies hate this public option like the Devil hates Holy Water, because it means that there is going to be a force in place that’s going to put competition in place and keep costs under control.”