Saturday, December 08, 2007

Bonds Pleads Twice

On Friday, Barry Bonds plead not guilty. Subsequently, he released a self-serving statement.

“I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their unwavering support. It means everything to me. Despite the charges that have been filed against me, I still have confidence in the judicial system and especially in the judgment of the citizens who will decide this case. And I know that when all of this is over, I will be vindicated because I am innocent.”

50th Grammy Nominations

These are my rapid impressions. Kanye West’s nominations are completely deserved. Justin Timberlake’s versatility is exceptional. Daughtry and Rhiana deserve victories. Amy Winehouse and Carrie Underwood are overrated. Everyone vote for Amazing, Like A Star, and The Good Life.

Record Of The Year

Irreplaceable: Beyoncé

The Pretender: Foo Fighters

Umbrella: Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z

What Goes Around…Comes Around: Justin Timberlake

Rehab: Amy Winehouse

Album Of The Year

Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace: Foo Fighters

These Days: Vince Gill

River: The Joni Letters: Herbie Hancock

Graduation: Kanye West

Back To Black: Amy Winehouse

Song Of The Year

Before He Cheats: Carrie Underwood

Hey There Delilah: Plain White T’s

Like A Star: Corinne Bailey Rae

Rehab: Amy Winehouse

Umbrella: Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z

Best New Artist

Feist

Ledisi

Paramore

Taylor Swift

Amy Winehouse

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance

Candyman: Christina Aguilera

1234: Feist

Big Girls Don't Cry: Fergie

Say It Right: Nelly Furtado

Rehab: Amy Winehouse

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance

Everything: Michael Bublé

Belief: John Mayer

Dance Tonight: Paul McCartney

Amazing: Seal

What Goes Around...Comes Around: Justin Timberlake

Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals

(You Want To) Make A Memory: Bon Jovi

Home: Daughtry

Makes Me Wonder: Maroon 5

Hey There Delilah: Plain White T's

Window In The Skies: U2

Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals

Steppin' Out: Tony Bennett & Christina Aguilera

Beautiful Liar: Beyoncé & Shakira

Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On): Robert Plant & Alison Krauss

The Sweet Escape: Gwen Stefani & Akon

Give It To Me: Timbaland Featuring Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake

Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals

It's Not Over: Daughtry

Working Class Hero: Green Day

If Everyone Cared: Nickelback

Instant Karma: U2

Icky Thump: The White Stripes

Best Rock Album

Daughtry: Daughtry

Revival: John Fogerty

Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace: Foo Fighters

Magic: Bruce Springsteen

Sky Blue Sky: Wilco

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance

Just Fine: Mary J. Blige

When I See You: Fantasia

No One: Alicia Keys

If I Have My Way: Chrisette Michele

Hate On Me: Jill Scott

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance

Woman: Raheem DeVaughn

B.U.D.D.Y.: Musiq Soulchild

Because Of You: Ne-Yo

Future Baby Mama: Prince

Please Don't Go: Tank

Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals

Same Girl: R. Kelly Featuring Usher

Disrespectful: Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige

Hate That I Love You: Rihanna Featuring Ne-Yo

Baby: Angie Stone Featuring Betty Wright

Bartender: T-Pain Featuring Akon

Best R&B Song

Beautiful Flower: India.Arie

Hate That I Love You: Rihanna featuring Ne-Yo

No One: Alicia Keys

Teachme: Musiq Soulchild

When I See U: Fantasia

Best R&B Album

Funk This: Chaka Khan

Lost & Found: Ledisi

Luvanmusiq: Musiq Soulchild

The Real Thing: Jill Scott

Sex, Love & Pain: Tank

Best Rap Solo Performance

The People: Common

I Get Money: 50 Cent

Show Me What You Got: Jay-Z

Big Things Poppin' (Do It): T.I.

Stronger: Kanye WestTrack from: Graduation

Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group

Southside: Common Featuring Kanye West

Make It Rain: Fat Joe Featuring Lil Wayne

Party Like A Rockstar: Shop Boyz

Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You): UGK Featuring OutKast

Better Than I've Ever Been: Kanye West, Nas & KRS-One

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration

I Wanna Love You: Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg

Kiss, Kiss: Chris Brown & T-Pain

Let It Go: Keyshia Cole Featuring Missy Elliott & Lil' Kim

Umbrella: Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z

Good Life: Kanye West Featuring T-Pain

Best Rap Song

Ayo Technology: 50 Cent Featuring Justin Timberlake & Timbaland

Big Things Poppin' (Do It): T.I.

Can't Tell Me Nothing: Kanye West

Crank That (Soulja Boy): Soulja Boy Tell'Em

Good Life: Kanye West Featuring T-Pain

Best Rap Album

Finding Forever: Common

Kingdom Come: Jay-Z

Hip Hop Is Dead: Nas

T.I. vs T.I.P.: T.I.

Graduation: Kanye West

Best Female Country Vocal Performance

Simple Love: Alison Krauss

Famous In A Small Town: Miranda Lambert

Nothin' Better To Do: LeAnn Rimes

Before He Cheats: Carrie Underwood

Heaven, Heartache And The Power Of Love: Trisha Yearwood

Best Male Country Vocal Performance

Long Trip Alone: Dierks Bentley

A Woman's Love: Alan Jackson

If You're Reading This: Tim McGraw

Give It Away: George Strait

Stupid Boy: Keith Urban

Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals

Proud Of The House We Built: Brooks & Dunn

How Long: Eagles

Moments: Emerson Drive

Lucky Man: Montgomery Gentry

Sweet Memories: The Time Jumpers

Best Country Song

Before He Cheats: Carrie Underwood

Give It Away: George Strait

I Need You: Tim McGraw & Faith Hill

If You're Reading This: Tim McGraw

Long Trip Alone: Dierks Bentley

Best Country Album

Long Trip Alone: Dierks Bentley

These Days: Vince Gill

Let It Go: Tim McGraw

5th Gear: Brad Paisley

It Just Comes Natural: George Strait

Miles Remains LSU Coach

On Thursday, LSU retained Coach Les Miles. Miles signed a four-year contract. “I'm thrilled to be here,” Miles said. “I'm thrilled to be LSU's head coach. I'm thrilled to be on the campus. I look forward to many years as the LSU head coach.”

During his tenure, Miles has logged a 33-6 ledger. He has garnered one Southeastern Conference championship. He has scored two SEC Western Division titles. He has secured two bowl victories (2005 Peach and 2006 Sugar). Within the SEC, Miles has racked a 19-6 record.

Miles is not great. Bear Bryant, Woody Hayes, and Knute Rockne were great. Miles is a satisfactory coach. LSU has not realized this. Potentially, they have saved Michigan. They have precluded a disastrous mistake.

Dodgers Sign Another Star

On Thursday, the Los Angeles Dodgers signed Andruw Jones. Jones signed a 2-year, $36.2 million contract. According to General Manager Ned Colletti, the rationale was obvious. “We still see him as a very good player. You don't win 10 Gold Gloves playing a defensive-oriented position and not have a lot to your resume,” Colletti said. “Some people say he's not the same player he was five or six years ago. We'll find out if he is or he isn't. But he's still probably the best center fielder in the National League.”

During his career, Jones has batted .263 with 368 home runs and 1,117 runs batted in. He has tallied three twenty-plus, five thirty-plus, and two forty-plus home run seasons. In 2007, Jones swatted only .222. However, he amassed 26 home runs and 94 runs batted in.

Since 1989, the Dodgers have signed Kevin Brown, Eric Davis, Darren Dreifort, J.D. Drew, Shawn Green, Jeff Kent, and Darryl Strawberry. They have scored two playoff appearances. Is Jones a valuable acquisition? Is he another faded star?

Romney Gabs Religion

It is an honor to be here today. This is an inspiring place because of you and the first lady, and because of the film exhibited across the way in the Presidential library. For those who have not seen it, it shows the President as a young pilot, shot down during the Second World War, being rescued from his life-raft by the crew of an American submarine. It is a moving reminder that when America has faced challenge and peril, Americans rise to the occasion, willing to risk their very lives to defend freedom and preserve our nation. We are in your debt. Thank you, Mr. President.

Mr. President, your generation rose to the occasion, first to defeat Fascism and then to vanquish the Soviet Union. You left us, your children, a free and strong America. It is why we call yours the greatest generation. It is now my generation's turn. How we respond to today's challenges will define our generation. And it will determine what kind of America we will leave our children, and theirs.

America faces a new generation of challenges. Radical violent Islam seeks to destroy us. An emerging China endeavors to surpass our economic leadership. And we are troubled at home by government overspending, overuse of foreign oil, and the breakdown of the family.

Over the last year, we have embarked on a national debate on how best to preserve American leadership. Today, I wish to address a topic which I believe is fundamental to America's greatness: our religious liberty. I will also offer perspectives on how my own faith would inform my presidency, if I were elected.

There are some who may feel that religion is not a matter to be seriously considered in the context of the weighty threats that face us. If so, they are at odds with the nation's founders, for they, when our nation faced its greatest peril, sought the blessings of the Creator. And further, they discovered the essential connection between the survival of a free land and the protection of religious freedom. In John Adams' words: 'We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion... Our constitution was made for a moral and religious people.'

Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom. Freedom opens the windows of the soul so that man can discover his most profound beliefs and commune with God. Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone.

Given our grand tradition of religious tolerance and liberty, some wonder whether there are any questions regarding an aspiring candidate's religion that are appropriate. I believe there are. And I will answer them today.

Almost 50 years ago another candidate from Massachusetts explained that he was an American running for president, not a Catholic running for president. Like him, I am an American running for president. I do not define my candidacy by my religion. A person should not be elected because of his faith nor should he be rejected because of his faith.

Let me assure you that no authorities of my church, or of any other church for that matter, will ever exert influence on presidential decisions. Their authority is theirs, within the province of church affairs, and it ends where the affairs of the nation begin.

As governor, I tried to do the right as best I knew it, serving the law and answering to the Constitution. I did not confuse the particular teachings of my church with the obligations of the office and of the Constitution - and of course, I would not do so as president. I will put no doctrine of any church above the plain duties of the office and the sovereign authority of the law.

As a young man, Lincoln described what he called America's 'political religion' - the commitment to defend the rule of law and the Constitution. When I place my hand on the Bible and take the oath of office, that oath becomes my highest promise to God. If I am fortunate to become your president, I will serve no one religion, no one group, no one cause, and no one interest. A president must serve only the common cause of the people of the United States.

There are some for whom these commitments are not enough. They would prefer it if I would simply distance myself from my religion, say that it is more a tradition than my personal conviction, or disavow one or another of its precepts. That I will not do. I believe in my Mormon faith and I endeavor to live by it. My faith is the faith of my fathers - I will be true to them and to my beliefs.

Some believe that such a confession of my faith will sink my candidacy. If they are right, so be it. But I think they underestimate the American people. Americans do not respect believers of convenience. Americans tire of those who would jettison their beliefs, even to gain the world.

There is one fundamental question about which I often am asked. What do I believe about Jesus Christ? I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and the Savior of mankind. My church's beliefs about Christ may not all be the same as those of other faiths. Each religion has its own unique doctrines and history. These are not bases for criticism but rather a test of our tolerance. Religious tolerance would be a shallow principle indeed if it were reserved only for faiths with which we agree.

There are some who would have a presidential candidate describe and explain his church's distinctive doctrines. To do so would enable the very religious test the founders prohibited in the Constitution. No candidate should become the spokesman for his faith. For if he becomes president he will need the prayers of the people of all faiths.

I believe that every faith I have encountered draws its adherents closer to God. And in every faith I have come to know, there are features I wish were in my own: I love the profound ceremony of the Catholic Mass, the approachability of God in the prayers of the Evangelicals, the tenderness of spirit among the Pentecostals, the confident independence of the Lutherans, the ancient traditions of the Jews, unchanged through the ages, and the commitment to frequent prayer of the Muslims. As I travel across the country and see our towns and cities, I am always moved by the many houses of worship with their steeples, all pointing to heaven, reminding us of the source of life's blessings.

It is important to recognize that while differences in theology exist between the churches in America, we share a common creed of moral convictions. And where the affairs of our nation are concerned, it's usually a sound rule to focus on the latter - on the great moral principles that urge us all on a common course. Whether it was the cause of abolition, or civil rights, or the right to life itself, no movement of conscience can succeed in America that cannot speak to the convictions of religious people.

We separate church and state affairs in this country, and for good reason. No religion should dictate to the state nor should the state interfere with the free practice of religion. But in recent years, the notion of the separation of church and state has been taken by some well beyond its original meaning. They seek to remove from the public domain any acknowledgment of God. Religion is seen as merely a private affair with no place in public life. It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America - the religion of secularism. They are wrong.

The founders proscribed the establishment of a state religion, but they did not countenance the elimination of religion from the public square. We are a nation 'Under God' and in God, we do indeed trust.

We should acknowledge the Creator as did the Founders - in ceremony and word. He should remain on our currency, in our pledge, in the teaching of our history, and during the holiday season, nativity scenes and menorahs should be welcome in our public places. Our greatness would not long endure without judges who respect the foundation of faith upon which our constitution rests. I will take care to separate the affairs of government from any religion, but I will not separate us from 'the God who gave us liberty.'

Nor would I separate us from our religious heritage. Perhaps the most important question to ask a person of faith who seeks a political office, is this: does he share these American values: the equality of human kind, the obligation to serve one another, and a steadfast commitment to liberty?

They are not unique to any one denomination. They belong to the great moral inheritance we hold in common. They are the firm ground on which Americans of different faiths meet and stand as a nation, united.

We believe that every single human being is a child of God - we are all part of the human family. The conviction of the inherent and inalienable worth of every life is still the most revolutionary political proposition ever advanced. John Adams put it that we are 'thrown into the world all equal and alike.'

The consequence of our common humanity is our responsibility to one another, to our fellow Americans foremost, but also to every child of God. It is an obligation which is fulfilled by Americans every day, here and across the globe, without regard to creed or race or nationality.

Americans acknowledge that liberty is a gift of God, not an indulgence of government. No people in the history of the world have sacrificed as much for liberty. The lives of hundreds of thousands of America's sons and daughters were laid down during the last century to preserve freedom, for us and for freedom loving people throughout the world. America took nothing from that Century's terrible wars - no land from Germany or Japan or Korea; no treasure; no oath of fealty. America's resolve in the defense of liberty has been tested time and again. It has not been found wanting, nor must it ever be. America must never falter in holding high the banner of freedom.

These American values, this great moral heritage, is shared and lived in my religion as it is in yours. I was taught in my home to honor God and love my neighbor. I saw my father march with Martin Luther King. I saw my parents provide compassionate care to others, in personal ways to people nearby, and in just as consequential ways in leading national volunteer movements. I am moved by the Lord's words: 'For I was an hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: naked, and ye clothed me...'

My faith is grounded on these truths. You can witness them in Ann and my marriage and in our family. We are a long way from perfect and we have surely stumbled along the way, but our aspirations, our values, are the self-same as those from the other faiths that stand upon this common foundation. And these convictions will indeed inform my presidency.

Today's generations of Americans have always known religious liberty. Perhaps we forget the long and arduous path our nation's forbearers took to achieve it. They came here from England to seek freedom of religion. But upon finding it for themselves, they at first denied it to others. Because of their diverse beliefs, Ann Hutchinson was exiled from Massachusetts Bay, a banished Roger Williams founded Rhode Island, and two centuries later, Brigham Young set out for the West. Americans were unable to accommodate their commitment to their own faith with an appreciation for the convictions of others to different faiths. In this, they were very much like those of the European nations they had left.

It was in Philadelphia that our founding fathers defined a revolutionary vision of liberty, grounded on self evident truths about the equality of all, and the inalienable rights with which each is endowed by his Creator.

We cherish these sacred rights, and secure them in our Constitutional order. Foremost do we protect religious liberty, not as a matter of policy but as a matter of right. There will be no established church, and we are guaranteed the free exercise of our religion.

I'm not sure that we fully appreciate the profound implications of our tradition of religious liberty. I have visited many of the magnificent cathedrals in Europe. They are so inspired . so grand . so empty. Raised up over generations, long ago, so many of the cathedrals now stand as the postcard backdrop to societies just too busy or too 'enlightened' to venture inside and kneel in prayer. The establishment of state religions in Europe did no favor to Europe's churches. And though you will find many people of strong faith there, the churches themselves seem to be withering away.

Infinitely worse is the other extreme, the creed of conversion by conquest: violent Jihad, murder as martyrdom... killing Christians, Jews, and Muslims with equal indifference. These radical Islamists do their preaching not by reason or example, but in the coercion of minds and the shedding of blood. We face no greater danger today than theocratic tyranny, and the boundless suffering these states and groups could inflict if given the chance.

The diversity of our cultural expression, and the vibrancy of our religious dialogue, has kept America in the forefront of civilized nations even as others regard religious freedom as something to be destroyed.

In such a world, we can be deeply thankful that we live in a land where reason and religion are friends and allies in the cause of liberty, joined against the evils and dangers of the day. And you can be certain of this: Any believer in religious freedom, any person who has knelt in prayer to the Almighty, has a friend and ally in me. And so it is for hundreds of millions of our countrymen: We do not insist on a single strain of religion — rather, we welcome our nation's symphony of faith.

Recall the early days of the First Continental Congress in Philadelphia, during the fall of 1774. With Boston occupied by British troops, there were rumors of imminent hostilities and fears of an impending war. In this time of peril, someone suggested that they pray. But there were objections. They were too divided in religious sentiments, what with Episcopalians and Quakers, Anabaptists and Congregationalists, Presbyterians and Catholics.

Then Sam Adams rose, and said he would hear a prayer from anyone of piety and good character, as long as they were a patriot. And so together they prayed, and together they fought, and together, by the grace of God, they founded this great nation. In that spirit, let us give thanks to the divine author of liberty. And together, let us pray that this land may always be blessed with freedom's holy light.

God bless this great land, the United States of America.

Survivor: Erik Eliminated

Eventuality is absolute. Eventuality is consuming, intense, and uncontrollable. One can evade and stress. However, they will not escape. Ultimately, eventuality will swallow them.

For immunity, the survivors traversed a swamp. They negotiated a puzzle. Despite assuming an advantage, Todd faded. Peih-Gee garnered immunity. Subsequently, Peih-Gee schemed. Her ambition? Save Erik. Denise was not swayed. Via a 4-2 vote, Erik was eliminated.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

We Are Not Your Problem

On Wednesday, nineteen year old Robert Hawkins murdered eight. His motivation? McDonalds fired him. Enough. Shooters, seek help. Consider the ramifications. Discuss your problems. Improve your life. You may desire death. Your victims do not.

2007 Heisman Trophy Finalists

Colt Brennan (QB – Hawaii)
337 of 472; 4,174 yards; 38 touchdowns
73 carries; 65 yards; 8 td

Chase Daniel (QB – Missouri)
372 of 534; 4,170 yards; 33 touchdowns
104 carries; 284 yards; 4 touchdowns

Darren McFadden (RB – Arkansas)
304 carries; 1,725 yards; 15 touchdowns
21 receptions; 164 yards; 1 touchdowns

Tim Tebow (QB – Florida)
217 of 317; 3,132 yards; 29 touchdowns
194 carries; 838 yards; 22 touchdowns

Lott of Crap: Whip Quits

On November 26, Senate Minority Whip Trent Lott (R-MS) resigned. According to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), Lott is an icon. “Senator Lott has been a true friend, consistently reaching across the aisle to serve the interests of the people of Mississippi and to help me serve the interests of the people of Nevada,” Reid said. “Senator Lott is one of the strongest defenders of the institution of the Senate and one of the most pleasant senators I have ever worked with.”

During his career, Lott amassed seven Congressional and four Senatorial terms. From 1981-1989, he was House Majority Whip. From 1996-2001, he was Senate Majority Leader. From 2001-2002, he was Senate Minority Leader. Unfortunately, inappropriate remarks forced his resignation.

In 2007, five Republican Senators and fourteen Congressman have resigned. Given the aforementioned, Lott’s exodus is emblematic. He is merely another self absorbed, rogue elephant.

Tigers Score Cabrera, Willis

Baseball is alteration. Free agency, resigning, trades, waivers; each is critical. Each must be utilized. Success requires two elements. Maximizing immediate value. Evaluating future potential.

On Wednesday, the Florida Marlins traded Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to the Detroit Tigers. As reciprocation, the Marlins received outfielder Cameron Maybin, pitcher Andrew Miller, minor league catcher Mike Rabelo, and minor league pitchers Burke Badenhop, Eulogio De La Cruz and Dallas Trahern.

Clearly, the trade inspired Todd Jones’ confidence. “Wow. Those moves put us over the top,” Jones said. “The 35-5 start might be in trouble from '84.”

During his career, Cabrera has batted .313 with 138 home runs and 523 runs batted in. In 2007, he knocked .320 with 34 home runs and 119 rbi. Conversely, Willis has accrued a 68-54 record. However, he has only registered two winning seasons. In 2005, Willis logged a 22-10 ledger. He also posted a 2.63 earned run average.

In forty-one contests, Maybin batted .143 with one home run and two rbi. However, he possesses immense talent. During his minor league tenure, he batted .304 with nine home runs. He also stole twenty-seven bases.

Concerning the Marlins, this is their modus operandi. They raze. They rebuild. In 2010, we should judge them. Concerning the Tigers, their roster includes Cabrera, Carlos Guillen, Magglio Ordonez, Placido Palanco, Edgar Renteria, Ivan Rodriguez, and Gary Sheffield. Clearly, they are the American League favorites.

Nebraska Retreats; Embraces Pelini, Past

On September 4, Nebraska retained Bill Callahan. Callahan signed a three-year extension. Subsequently, USC, Missouri, Oklahoma State, Texas A&M, Texas, Kansas, and Colorado defeated the Cornhuskers. Nebraska vacated their principals.

On November 24, Nebraska fired Callahan. According to Interim Athletic Director Tom Osborne, Callahan facilitated the Cornhuskers collapse. “The head coach is responsible for the defense and kicking game and the whole deal,” Osborne said. “That's why you're the head coach. You're responsible for hiring those people, so I was not going to tell Bill Callahan who he had to keep and who he had to let go. Bill Callahan is where the buck stops.”

On December 2, Nebraska hired LSU Defensive Coordinator Bo Pelini. Evidently, Pelini personifies the Cornhuskers. “We need a head coach with strong defensive credentials and great leadership,” Osborne said. “We were also looking for someone who can inspire confidence and get players to play with great effort. And, of course, we also wanted our new head coach to understand our traditions, including the importance of our walk-on program and the importance of football in this state.”

During his tenure, Callahan accrued a 27-22 record. He garnered one Big Twelve Northern Division championship (0-1). He secured two bowl appearances (0-2). Within the Big Twelve Conference, he was a mediocre 15-18.

“You have to play with intensity,” Osborne said. “These coaches tried very hard to have that happen. Yet sometimes you didn't see the effort and intensity you like to see in a football game. If you lose a fairly large number of games by a significant margin and you have reasonably good players, which I think we have, then that means there may be some systematic issues, some underlying issues. I don't think the coaches were incompetent. I think they know what they're doing. But there was something missing, as far as I was concerned.”

On November 30, 2003, Nebraska fired Coach Frank Solich. Subsequently, they considered Pelini. They rejected him. Four seasons have passed. Forty-seven contests have subsided. Nebraska has not changed. Pelini has not changed. He remains a simple coordinator. His hiring epitomizes Nebraska’s decline.

Franchione’s Final Word Inspires Sherman Statement

The last word is final. The last word is irrevocable. Consistently, the last word is publicly owned. Self-definition is rare. When one attains this, they must maximize the opportunity.

On November 24, Texas A&M Coach Dennis Franchione resigned. On November 26, former Green Bay Packers Coach Mike Sherman supplanted him. According to Quarterback Stephen McGee, the transition will be difficult. “He's been the coach now for four years, so you can imagine the relationship I've built with him over this time,” McGee said. “When you lose a guy like that, you can't just show up on Monday, you've got a new coach and, 'Here we go.' It's going to take some time for me to move on.”

On October 11, Texas A&M admonished Franchione. Since 2005, he had sold boosters injury information and player assessments. Franchione earned $1,200. The revenue financed his web site, which Texas A&M closed.

During his tenure, Franchione amassed a 32-28 record. Within the Big Twelve Conference, Franchione was only 19-21. Versus Texas and Oklahoma, he was an apocryphal 3-7.

With the Packers, Sherman posted a 57-39 record. He garnered two NFC Central championships. He also logged four playoff appearances. In 2000, he was 9-7. In 2001, he was 12-4. In 2002, he was 12-4. In 2003, he was 10-6. In 2004, he was 10-6. In 2005, he was 4-12.

Clearly, Franchione was a myth and a marketer. He was not a mastermind. With that stated, I admire him. He could have remained obstinate. He could have been fired. He could have received severance. However, he valued the last word.

Despite Improvement, Dorrell Done

Collegiate football is a now business. Previous victories are irrelevant. Previous conference championships are insignificant. Previous bowl appearances are unimportant. This season matters. This week is imperative. The next victory is critical.

On Monday, UCLA fired Coach Karl Dorrell. According to Athletic Director Dan Guerrero, Dorrell was inconsistent. “After an analysis of the five-year tenure at the helm, and my discussions with him through the season, my discussions with him even yesterday, I felt it was important for us and this program to move forward,” Guerrero said.

Overall, Dorrell logged a 35-27 ledger. Versus bowl opponents, he was 1-3. Within the Pacific Ten Conference, he was 25-19. In 2006, UCLA defeated USC 14-9. The significance? Dorrell snapped a seven contest losing streak.

Dorrell’s exodus is unfortunate. Sadly, his demise is reality. Victories are fleeting. Conference championships are momentary. Bowl appearances are ephemeral. Tomorrow is the lone concern.

Despite Victories, Gailey Never A Winner

Winning is not sacred. Unfortunately, certain triumphs are paramount. Political dynasties covet the Presidency. Monetary empires covet business dominance. Collegiate rivals covet owning their opposite.

On November 26, Georgia Tech fired Coach Chan Gailey. According to Athletic Director Dan Radakovich, Gailey’s successes were insufficient. “We've been very consistent with wins and losses,” said Radakovich. “I want to be able to ratchet that up, take the next step.”

During his tenure, Gailey logged a 44-32 ledger. However, five-plus losses dotted each season. Versus the Georgia Bulldogs, Gailey went 0-6. Within the Atlantic Coast Conference, he went only 32-25.

Collegiate football has exploded. Bowl appearances are inadequate. Winning campaigns are unsatisfactory. Conference championships and Bowl Championship Series victories are imperative. The aforesaid dismantled Gailey. True, he won. Regrettably, winning is not sacred.

Nutt Bolts For Mission Mississippi

Respect is not assumed. Respect is earned. Achievement, effort, strength, and success inspire respect. Sadly, these elements are fleeting. They are predatory. They are temporary. Despite the aforesaid, people crave respect. They crave the admiration. They crave the aura. Thus, they subject their dignity.

On November 24, Mississippi fired Coach Ed Orgeron. On November 26, Arkansas Coach Houston Nutt resigned. On November 27, Nutt supplanted Orgeron. “It's human nature not to like change, but I think in this case, change is going to be a good thing,” Mississippi fullback Jason Cook said. “Especially as a player, you get excited when a guy gets hired like coach Nutt. He's more than proven in the SEC and proven as a coach that he can take talent and work with it. We're very excited.”

During his Arkansas tenure, Nutt logged a 75-48 ledger. He garnered two SEC Western Division championships (0-2). He secured eight bowl appearances (2-5). Within the Southeastern Conference, Nutt amassed a 45-38 record.

During his Mississippi tenure, Orgeron chalked a 10-25 record. Within the Southeastern Conference, he was an apocryphal 3-21. “I told him that the chasm had grown too deep to go forward into next year,” Ole Miss Athletic Director Pete Boone said. “He understood that, accepted it and was as strong a man as you can imagine Coach O being. It was a very gentlemanly conversation that we had.”

From 1951-1963, Mississippi recorded thirteen consecutive winning seasons. Currently, they are broken. They are amateur. Nutt’s mission is simple. Restore the Rebels. Transform Arkansas into Mississippi.

BCS Selection Sunday

These are my rapid impressions. The championship clash is exquisite. Illinois is undeserving. The pairings are atrocious. They should have been: Georgia vs. USC, Oklahoma vs. Kansas, Virginia Tech vs. West Virginia, Arizona State vs. Hawaii.

BCS Championship
(1) Ohio State (11-1) vs. (2) LSU (11-2)

Orange Bowl
(3) Virginia Tech (11-2) vs. (8) Kansas (11-1)

Fiesta Bowl
(4) Oklahoma (11-2) vs. (9) West Virginia (10-2)

Rose Bowl
(7) USC (10-2) vs. (13) Illinois (9-3)

Sugar Bowl
(5) Georgia (10-2) vs. (10) Hawaii (12-0)

Two For the Title: OSU & LSU

1. Ohio State (11-1)
2. LSU (11-2)
3. Virginia Tech (11-2)
4. Oklahoma (11-2)
5. Georgia (10-2)
6. Missouri (11-2)
7. Ohio State (10-2)
8. Kansas (11-1)
9. West Virginia (10-2)
10. Hawaii (12-0)

Why Not, Indeed!

(9) Oklahoma 38 (1) Missouri 17
On October 13, Oklahoma defeated Missouri 41-31. A different result was not expected. Following an even first half, Oklahoma exploded. Allen Patrick scored a touchdown. Sam Bradford tossed two touchdowns. The Tigers tallied only three fourth quarter points.

Pittsburgh 13 (2) West Virginia 9
West Virginia’s victory was guaranteed. This season, Louisville and Navy defeated Pittsburgh. Unfortunately, Pat White sustained an injury. LeSean McCoy recorded 148 yards. Pittsburgh forced three turnovers. West Virginia accrued only 183 yards. The Panthers shocked America.

GAME BALLS (NFL Edition)

Justin Fargas (RB – Raiders): 33 carries, 146 yards, 1 td
(Win: 34-20 vs. Broncos)

Gus Frerotte (QB – Rams): 23/35, 311 yards, 3 td
(Win: 28-16 vs. Falcons)

Edgerin James (RB – Cardinals): 24 carries, 114 yards
(Win: 27-21 vs. Browns)

Luke McCown (QB – Buccaneers): 29/37, 313 yards, 2 td
(Win: 27-23 at Saints)

Terrell Owens (WR – Cowboys): 7 receptions, 156 yards, 1 td
(Win: 37-27 vs. Packers)

Adrian Peterson (RB – Vikings): 15 carries, 116 carries, 2 td
(Win: 42-10 vs. Lions)

Tony Romo (QB – Cowboys): 19/30, 309 yards, 4 td
(Win: 37-27 vs. Packers)

LaDainian Tomlinson (RB – Chargers): 23 carries, 177 yards, 2 td
(Win: 24-10 at Chiefs)

Derrick Ward (RB – Giants): 24 carries, 154 yards, 1 td
(Win: 21-16 at Bears)

Reggie Wayne (WR – Colts): 8 receptions, 158 yards, 1 td
(Win: 28-25 vs. Jaguars)

GAME BALLS (College Football Edition)

Colt Brennan (QB – Hawaii): 42/50, 442 yards, 5 td
(Win: 35-28 vs. Washington)

Jacob Hester (RB – LSU): 23 carries, 120 yards
(Win: 21-14 vs. Tennessee)

Luke Lippincott (RB – Nevada): 25 carries, 112 yards, 4 td; 4 receptions, 105 yards, 1 td
(Win: 49-10 vs. Louisiana Tech)

LeSean McCoy (RB – Pittsburgh): 38 carries, 148 yards
(Win: 13-9 at West Virginia)

Jason Rivers (WR – Hawaii): 14 receptions, 167 yards, 4 td
(Win: 35-28 vs. Washington)

Matt Sieverson (RB – Oregon State): 27 carries, 142 yards, 1 td
(Win: 38-31 at Oregon)

Kevin Smith (RB – Central Florida): 39 carries, 284 yards, 4 td
(Win: 44-25 vs. Tulsa)

Harvey Unga (RB – BYU): 23 carries, 161 yards, 3 td
(Win: 48-27 at San Diego State)

CNN’s Debasing

On November 28, the Republicans debated. Once again, CNN and You Tube’s format was ridiculous. Their subjects were pedestrian. Their questions were stereotypical. Gays, God, guns? Seriously? Anderson Cooper was also a dreadful host.

Amidst this calamity, candidates shimmered and soured. Senator John McCain was exemplary. Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Governor Mike Huckabee, and Senator Fred Thompson were adequate. Governor Mitt Romney and Congressman Ron Paul were apocryphal.

Line of the Morning


Representative Chris Van Hollen (D-VA)

“When I think our Republican colleagues thought we would be playing defense going into these next elections, in fact, we've been very much on offense. We're not just consolidating our gains. We've put more than 40 Republican seats in play.”

Tigers Twin Extensions

On Tuesday afternoon, Clemson retained Coach Tommy Bowden. On Tuesday evening, Auburn retained Coach Tommy Tuberville. Respectively, four and two year contracts were signed. I applaud both Clemson and Auburn. Bowden and Tuberville are exemplary coaches. They never receive sufficient credit.

McCain Remains

On Sunday, the New Hampshire Union-Leader endorsed Senator John McCain. Evidently, McCain’s demise was profoundly exaggerated.

Survivor: Strength Out

Strength is duplicitous. Strength is both an asset and impediment. Strength can advance one. However, strength can also ostracize one. Strength delineates, demeans, and disparages. If one is arrogant, strength can prove fatal.

Prior to the immunity challenge, Amanda schemed. Her ambition? Eliminate James. Her plan succeeded. Via a 5-1-1 vote, James was ousted.

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 4-1 Season: 30-25)

Jaguars at Colts (-6 ½)
In week seven, the Colts defeated the Jaguars 29-7. On Sunday, they will dominate again.

Bills (+6 ½) at Redskins
For three quarters, emotion and inspiration will fuel the Redskins. During the fourth quarter, exhaustion will own them.

Browns (Even) at Cardinals
Versus the AFC Central, the Cardinals have scored consecutive wins. Favor the Browns.

Bengals (+7) at Steelers
This season, the Bengals have struggled. This is their moment. They will win.

Patriots at Ravens (+19)
Last week, the Patriots defeated the Eagles 31-28. Their myth has been vanquished. The Ravens will compete.

Davis Cup Champions

United States

Thanksgiving Disintegration

Arkansas 50 (1) LSU 48
Losers are repetitious. Versus Kentucky, LSU’s defense was apocryphal. Their strategy was predictable. Versus Arkansas, these deficiencies reoccurred. Darren McFadden amassed 206 yards. He tallied he three touchdowns. He trampled the Tigers’ aspirations.

(4) Missouri 36 (2) Kansas 28
Simply stated, Missouri was prepared. Chase Daniel tossed two touchdown passes. Jimmy Jackson chalked a one-yard run. Kansas was stunned. Eventually, they recovered. They competed. Unfortunately, Missouri owned the evening.

(11) USC 44 (6) Arizona State 24
Preseason, USC was hyped. Midseason, they were injured. On Thursday, they equaled expectations. John David Booty completed 26 of 39 passes for 375 yards and 4 touchdowns. The Trojans scored their fifth consecutive championship.

Matrimonial Misread

Dating and relationships are contrary. They are not estranged. They are not related. Dating is adorable, delightful, and unique. Relationships are contentious, litigious, and problematic. Dating does not produce relationships. Relationships induce dating.

On November 19, Heidi and Spencer visited a church. Subsequently, Spencer arranged a Las Vegas elopement. Heidi and Spencer argued. Heidi discarded her ring. Spencer bolted. The next afternoon, the couple reconciled. Spencer conceded the wedding ritual war.

Heidi and Spencer’s argument? Heidi desires a wedding. Spencer desires a marriage. They are both correct. As previously stated, men do not plan weddings. Women plan weddings. However, I applaud Spencer. Men should indulge women. Clearly, Spencer values Heidi’s happiness.