Friday, January 16, 2009

Tampa Blunder

As previously stated, professional sports are shortsighted. They are absurdly forgettable. Consistently, franchises ignore accomplishments. They embrace change for change.

On Friday, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fired Coach Jon Gruden and General Manager Bruce Allen. “Any time a season ends, especially the way our season ended, it's a very, very emotional time,” said Owner Joel Glazer. “And one thing we always like to do is not act on emotion, let things simmer down, think through things carefully and not make any quick, rash decisions. After taking a lot of time to look at our franchise, look where it's been, look where it is, look where we want to go, we just felt this was the time for a change.”

With the Buccaneers, Gruden logged a 60-57 ledger. He won Super Bowl XXXVII. He accrued two division titles. He secured three playoff appearances. “This isn't a decision that's made on one play or one game or one week or one thing,” said Glazer. “You look at the totality of the situation, evaluate it, look at where your franchise is. For us, the goal is to build a championship team that can compete year in and year out.”

During their careers, Allen and Gruden have twice aligned. In Oakland, they amassed 64-38 record. In Tampa Bay, they chalked a 38-43 slate. With the Raiders, Allen and Gruden drafted Sebastian Janikowski, Jerry Porter, Jon Ritchie, Matt Stinchcomb, and Charles Woodson. With the Buccaneers, they selected Gaines Adams, Tim Massaquoi, Barrett Ruud, Alex Smith, and Carnell Williams.

Unfortunately, Allen and Gruden’s success was inadequate. “Every year we feel we owe it to this football team and this community to do a good honest assessment of our franchise,” Glazer said. “If at any point, we feel that change is in our best interest, we feel we have to make that change. That's where we got to in this situation. You can't let decisions you made a year ago affect a decision today. In our mind, there's a plan of where we want to go. We've thought it through very carefully. It will become apparent as we move along.”

On January 22, 2008, the Buccaneers retained Allen and Gruden. Both signed three-year contracts. If this reversal possesses rationale, the rationale is invisible.

Decision Draft 2009

Donald Brown (RB – Connecticut)
(Intriguing decision. His statistics and strength are impressive.)

Glen Coffee (RB – Alabama)
(Intriguing decision. His statistics are sufficient. His potential is suspect.)

Michael Crabtree (WR – Texas Tech)
(Excellent decision. He is the premiere wide receiver.)

Nate Davis (QB – Ball State)
(Intriguing decision. Will his success continue?)

Vontae Davis (DB – Illinois)
(Excellent decision. He is a marquee selection.)

Shonn Green (RB – Iowa)
(Intriguing decision. He epitomizes work ethic.)

Percy Harvin (WR – Florida)
(Excellent decision. He is an electric asset.)

LeSean McCoy (RB – Pittsburgh)
(Intriguing decision. He possesses immense potential.)

Knowshon Moreno (RB – Georgia)
(Excellent decision. He is the premiere running back.)

Mark Sanchez (QB – USC)
(Ridiculous decision. He needed another campaign.)

Matthew Stafford (QB – Georgia)
(Intriguing decision. He may be the premiere quarterback.)

Chris Wells (RB – Ohio State)
(Excellent decision. His attitude is questionable. His performance is not.)

Additional Notable Entrants:
Kenny Britt (WR – Rutgers)
Austin Collie (WR – BYU)

Ricky Jean-Francois (DL – LSU)
Darius Heyward-Bey (WR – Maryland)
P.J. Hill (RB – Wisconsin)

Jeremy Maclin (WR – Missouri)
Aaron Maybin (DL – Penn State)
Hakeem Nicks (WR – North Carolina)

Lions’ Latest Solution

On Friday, the Detroit Lions hired Tennessee Titans Defensive Coordinator Jim Schwartz. Schwartz signed a 4-year, $11 million contract. “There's no better feeling in football than turning a situation around,” he said. “That's what drives me here.”

According to General Manager Martin Mayhew, success sold Schwartz. “He's been a scout, he's been a position coach, he's been a coordinator and he's been very successful at all of those things,” said Mayhew. “We think that he's going to be the guy to take our football team to where we're trying to get to.”

Since 2001, the Lions have amassed a 28-100 record. In 2008, they were 0-16. Schwartz cannot win championships. He simply must improve the franchise. For the Lions, progress would be success.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The incoming press secretary, Robert Gibbs, says that President-elect Barack Obama will allow gays to serve openly in the military. So the days of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ are over. Actually, that’s not quite true; Congress will continue to use the phrase when referring to the bailout money: ‘Don’t ask us what we did with it; we are not going to tell you.’”

The Tonight Show

Man of Truth

NEW RULE

No lawsuits.

Lawyers assign blame. They seek compensation. With that stated, everyone survived. The pilot was courageous. The rescuers were valiant. This incident was unpreventable. Lawsuits may be our national pastime. However, this miracle merits nothing.

Worth A Read

NFL News Blog

Featuring continuous information.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Johnny Knoxville?

In Los Angeles, Knoxville was arrested. His crime? Inert grenade possession. As punishment, Knoxville should watch his movies.

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) Eagles at Cardinals, (2) Ravens at Steelers, (3) Desperate Housewives, (4) Big Love, (5) President-Elect Obama

Thursday, January 15, 2009

“A Final Opportunity to Share Some Thoughts”

Tony Dungy: Championship Character

Fans remember championships, scores, and victories. People remember character, honor, and sincerity. Coaches should prioritize people.

On Monday, Indianapolis Colts Coach Tony Dungy retired. “We just felt this was the right time,” said Dungy. “Don't shed any tears for me. I got to live a dream most people don't get to live. I think I've got a responsibility to be home a little bit more, be available to my family a little bit more and do some things to help make our country better. I don't know what that is right now, but we'll see.”

On Tuesday, Associate Head Coach Jim Caldwell supplanted him. “He's very tough to follow,” said Caldwell. “But I'm not competing with Tony. I want to build on the success we have had and move forward. I am my own person and I suspect that I may be a bit more emotional, at times, than him. I worked for him for eight years, and I never heard him raise his voice one time, so I might break that record.”

During his career, Dungy amassed a 148-79 record. He won Super Bowl XLI. He accrued six division titles. He secured eleven playoff appearances. In Tampa Bay, he racked a 56-46 record. In Indianapolis, he registered a 92-33 record.

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick praised Dungy. “People often say that teams reflect their head coach, and that can be said of Tony Dungy's teams, which are consistent winners every single year,” said Belichick. “Tony has been such a fixture in this league that his absence will take some getting used to.”

When coaches retire, recounting their statistics is obligatory. With that stated, we should never confuse legacy and statistics. Dungy’s statistics are a championship, division titles, and playoff appearances. Herman Edwards’ words are a legacy. “His biggest legacy will be all the people around the country who he's inspired to be better and to deal with some of life's tragedies in a manner that gives people a lot of strength,” said Edwards.

Genius Loves Casualties

Genius is revocable. One season, coaches and executives are exalted. Next season, they are excoriated. This is appropriate. Legacies must remain tenuous. Wunderkinds are not immune. When they disappoint, they should suffer.

On December 15, Kansas City Chiefs President Carl Peterson resigned. On Wednesday, New England Patriots President Scott Pioli supplanted him. “The thing we’re trying to build here is not just a team for 2009, not just for 2010,” said Pioli. “The goal is to build a team that consistently competes for championships, that has a long shelf life of being a good football team. The vision for this football team and the direction that we plan to head in is to build a football team. We built a football team in New England, and we’ll build a football team here. My job is not to collect talent. It’s to build a team. Individuals go to Pro Bowls. Teams win championships. That’s our goal here.”

During Peterson’s tenure, the Chiefs drafted Tony Gonzalez, Derrick Johnson, Larry Johnson, and Derrick Thomas. During Pioli’s tenure, the Patriots selected Deion Branch, Laurence Maroney, and Ben Watson.

From 1989-2006, the Chiefs amassed a 170-118-1 record. They scored eight playoff appearances. Peterson was a genius. From 2002-2008, the Patriots amassed an 86-10 record. They scored five playoff appearances. Pioli is a genius…

Yahoo: Los Angeles Attacks Gang With Klan Tactics

The gang capital of the world is taking a new tack against them: cash damages. The city of Los Angeles, plagued by 23,000 violent gang crimes since 2004, including 784 murders and 12,000 felony assaults, announced Tuesday that it had won its first civil judgment, for $5 million, against a criminal gang that had dominated the heroin trade downtown for decades.

The verdict could bode well for another first-of-its-kind lawsuit the city filed last month that goes after all assets of gang leaders, not just those associated with their criminal activity. Both suits seek to plow the money back into improving the neighborhoods affected by the gangs through a fund.

"By giving prosecutors more tools to fight gang activity at the local level, we are protecting our communities at the same time [that] we're able to strengthen our statewide anti-gang efforts," said Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in a statement released with the announcement of the $5 million verdict against the 5th and Hill gang in L.A.

The civil suits were filed under different amendments to state laws, one passed in 2007 and one in 2008, designed to strengthen authorities' ability to control gangs. The 2007 amendment allows law enforcement to seize assets associated with criminal conduct. But the 2008 law goes even further – it allows prosecutors to collect damages from gang members' personal assets, too.

The December suit against the 18th Street gang is the first to make use of the 2008 amendment. "We're sending a message to gang leaders across this city," said City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo at a press conference last month. "If you break the law, we will not only find you, arrest you, and put you behind bars, we will also take away your money, your property, your homes, and your cars. Every penny we strip away will be returned to the neighborhoods."

The tactic of trying to cripple organizations by taking away their assets has been commonly used against the mafia. More recently, it has been used against white supremacist organizations. In 2000, the Southern Poverty Law Center won a $6.3 million verdict against the Aryan Nations that forced the organization to give up its 20-acre compound in Idaho. The center won its most recent case last November, getting $2.5 million from the Imperial Klans of America on behalf of a teenager assaulted by Klan members in rural Kentucky.

The City Attorney's office says it is moving against the 18th Street gang on behalf of residents who can't file suit themselves because they can't afford the expenses and they fear retaliation. Gangs control certain neighborhoods by exacting so-called "street taxes" on home and business owners as well as street vendors.

The suit seeks compensation for property damage, emotional distress, personal injury, and intangibles such as residents not being able to use public parks because of gang activity. It names nine leaders of the 18th Street gang, which has operated for years in the Pico-Union and Westlake areas. One of the leaders, Ruben "Night Owl" Castro, is serving multiple life terms in a federal maximum security prison but still allegedly controls two gang subgroups, the Shatto Park Locos and the Hoover Locos.

The damages collected in the suit will be placed in a fund to aid the neighborhoods affected by the gang activity, says Bruce Riordan, director of the city attorney office's antigang operations and a former federal prosecutor of the 18th Street gang and Mexican Mafia.

The fund will be administered by the City Council, he says, and will most likely go toward security cameras, graffiti removal, or beautification of parks. "Gang members are not necessarily the best at saving their money, but they do buy stuff and invest in property and make cash down payments," says Mr. Riordan.

One gang member, Frank "Puppet" Martinez made as much as $40,000 a month while still behind bars, he says. At the home of one of his relatives, investigators found $444,605 in cash, stashed in storage boxes and a vacuum cleaner bag. Included on the bills were 18th Street gang markings as well as street and collectors' names.

Los Angeles has been at the forefront of using public nuisance injunctions against gang members since the 1980s, and other cities such as San Francisco have followed its lead, says Austen Parrish, vice dean for academic affairs and professor of law at Southwestern University School of Law, Los Angeles.

The city currently has 463 known gangs with 26,000 members, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. But the use of injunctions has been controversial, Mr. Parrish says, because of "perceived selective enforcement and various civil rights issues."

The new law, too, "may raise significant civil rights issues depending on how it's used," Mr Parrish adds.

Unlike with organized groups, street gang members may be hard to identify. "Gangs are not like a corporation with a company house and car. There are potentially lots of arguments over who is in the gang and what that means," says Peter Bibring, staff attorney for the Southern California chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union. Some local observers have already questioned the motivations of the city attorney and the efficacy of the law. "Gang injunctions are showy, quick-fix, politically-motivated PR gimmicks that do nothing to reduce gang violence," says Earl Ofari Hutchinson, president of the Los Angeles Urban Policy Roundtable.

Guilt by association, he says, ensures criminalization of "countless numbers of young blacks and Latinos who are not gang members."

It would be better, he adds, to fund skills training, drug counseling and rehabilitation, mentoring, and family support programs."

Where gang members keep their money and other assets is another question that troubles civil libertarians. They want to know whether the rights of those not engaged in criminal activity will be protected. "Suppose an alleged gang member's grandmother received some jewelry … do prosecutors suddenly get to go after her house as well?" asks Mr. Bibring.

"It's one thing if the bags of money are marked, 'income from cocaine' – but how due process gets sorted out becomes a much more difficult problem," he says. "This is potentially a hugely complicated question."

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“[President-Elect] Obama says that one of the first things he’ll do as president is close down Guantanamo Bay. A spokesman for Obama says that the prisoners at Guantanamo will either be returned to their own countries or entered into the New York City cab drivers program.”

The Tonight Show

Oh John Boehner…

NEW RULE

Strength suffocates competition.

On Tuesday, Morgan Stanley and Smith Barney merged. You may not care. You may not invest. Unfortunately, mergers affect everyone. Mergers eliminate choices. Mergers reduce options. Strength may increase corporate profits. However, strength monopolizes industries. Monopolies impair consumers. For President, Americans enjoy multiple choices. In all other industries, they should also.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you Senator Caroline Kennedy?

According to ESPN, the Dallas Cowboys may release Terrell Owens. The New York Giants may retain Plaxico Burress. What is this? The National Felons League?

Today’s top five or greatest snow inventions (1) Snow Blowers, (2) Snow Men, (3) Snow Angels, (4) Snow Shovels, (5) Snow Shoes

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Jobs Revelation Jolts Apple

On Wednesday, Steve Jobs disclosed an unknown illness. The Jobs family has our thoughts and prayers.

You Wanted Change…

On Wednesday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 248 points. President-Elect Obama, the economic crisis is yours.

Sooner Unsatisfied

On Wednesday, Sam Bradford declared his NFL intentions. Bradford is returning for his junior season. On behalf of college football, thank you.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“President Bush has asked all the major networks for 15 minutes of airtime on Thursday to give his farewell speech to the nation. The White House says he’s going to use part of the time to list his accomplishments. No word yet on what he’s going to do for the other 14 minutes.”

The Tonight Show

Mr. Roarke

Ricardo Montalban
(1920–2009)

NEW RULE

Relationships require sanity.

In Minnesota, a woman was arrested. Her crime? Attempted immolation of her boyfriend. I am not a relationship expert. However, I comprehend the obvious. Respect. Trust. No incineration or injuries. If they appear crazy, you should exit immediately.

Worth A Read

Glass City Jungle

Blogging Toledo.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you Secretary of Treasury Timothy Geithner?

According to a study, women can smell sexual intentions. Unfortunately, men cannot smell rejection.

According to the Washington Supreme Court, eighteen-year-old students and their teachers may have sex. Debra Lafave’s response? When can I move?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

J.A. Adande: When Michael Departed, Mythology Died

Ten years ago today, I stepped off a red-eye flight from Los Angeles, met up at O'Hare airport with The Washington Post's Michael Wilbon and caught the train downtown, then fought a Chicago wind so fierce we had to walk backward to hail a cab for our trip to the United Center to see the official farewell to the Michael Jordan era.

It wasn't the end of Jordan's career, as it turned out. There was that two-year comeback with the Washington Wizards. But Jan. 13, 1999, was the final moment of the basketball player as icon, a business perfected by Jordan in a way that never will be seen again.

There were more than 800 reporters in the United Center that day. I was part of a two-man team from the Los Angeles Times. Can you imagine more than 800 reporters from around the country converging to cover a retirement news conference today, with a bank of 25 cameras focused on one individual and a fleet of satellite trucks parked outside to beam his words to the world?

Wouldn't happen in baseball, although it's hard to judge because the greatest hitter and greatest pitcher of this era, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, still won't officially announce their retirements. Maybe they're afraid if they held a news conference, someone would show up with a subpoena.

The NFL is our most popular sport, but would Peyton Manning draw 800? Are there still 800 sports reporters employed in America? It's not the athletes that have changed as much as the world outside the sports bubble. Media cutbacks mean fewer journalists to create the mythology, and more Web sites mean more opportunities to take people down. Every collegiate misstep speeds across the Internet so fast that by the time a player gets to the pros, he's already been pre-ridiculed. An early Jordan TV appearance just popped up on the Web; if YouTube had been around when Jordan was at North Carolina, he would have been so humiliated by that he probably wouldn't get in front of a camera again.

There'll never be another Jordan the way there'll never be another Johnny Carson or another Walter Cronkite. Individuals don't hold our interest that regularly and that long anymore.

For one thing, there are too many other issues that demand our attention, a shift that kept even Jordan from being the same Jordan in our eyes during his 2001 comeback. The wreckage of the World Trade Center was still smoldering when Jordan announced his return in subdued fashion after the Sept. 11 attacks. And in the athletic realm, Jordan's name was no longer bigger than sports itself.

When his debut in a Wizards uniform went against Game 3 of Yankees versus Diamondbacks in the World Series, almost six times as many people watched the baseball game. By the time his playing days were done, it seemed worthless to have another news conference -- those days were over, even for Jordan. Ultimately, his departure from Washington was documented by a single camera that caught his Mercedes zooming out of the parking garage after Wizards owner Abe Pollin told Jordan his services were no longer required in the front office.

Amid the current economic crisis, the last thing people are going to embrace is an athlete's popping up to pitch something superfluous to buy. Tiger Woods is probably the closest thing to Jordan on the American sports landscape, and even he has been victimized by downsizing in the new endorsement marketplace.

Jordan also benefited from the lack of a true challenger. At MJ's peak, there was no Bird to his Magic, no one with whom to share the accomplishments or divvy up the attention. All of Jordan's successors have had to do battle with Jordan himself, long after he retired. Going one-on-one with Jordan was nothing compared with competing with the memories of him, the moves glorified in highlight videos and even song. Unlike Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, Jordan never had to deal with the label of The Next Jordan.

If they carry that burden, they also have a ceiling placed on them by diminished expectations. People used to ask Jordan, in all seriousness, whether he could fly. He was compared to God. When Jordan retired that day in 1999, someone went as far as to ask whether he would use his spare time to help solve the world's problems. "I can't save the world, by no means," Jordan replied, because apparently that needed clarification.

We no longer bother to ask our athletes to rescue us anymore. The best we can do is kindly request they don't shoot us in the club. In this environment, it's impossible for another athlete to become anointed. On that cold Chicago day 10 years ago, athletes still felt like historic figures worth chronicling. I still remember so many details about that trip, including checking into my hotel. Such is the legacy of Michael Jordan that even the person least familiar with his story could understand why I smiled at the coincidence as the front desk clerk handed me my key card and told me the number. Room 2323.

Stepford University

On Tuesday, Boston College hired Coach Frank Spaziani. “I wanted to be a head coach, but I wanted to be a head coach at Boston College,” said Spaziani. “I didn't want to be a head coach just to be a head coach. I love this place for a lot of the right reasons and I want to help give something back.”

Officially, Boston College is monochrome. They are identical and insufferable. Their objective is not improvement. Their obsession is indoctrination. Henceforth, the Boston College Eagles are not a program. They are an allegiance cult.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“It’s cold all over the country. So cold, in Chicago, Gov. Blagojevich had to put the wind flaps down on his hair.”

Late Show with David Letterman

McDaniels Dilutes Denver

On Monday, the Denver Broncos hired New England Patriots Offensive Coordinator Josh McDaniels. “Josh McDaniels is one of the finest people and brightest, most talented coaches I have ever worked with,” said Bill Belichick. “Since joining us eight years ago, Josh performed a variety of roles and excelled in every one of them.”

According to cornerback Dre’ Bly, McDaniels epitomizes enthusiasm. “Coach Shanahan had a lot of respect,” said Bly. “Guys looked up to him and had a good relationship. But with a guy like him, it's like with [Assistant] Jeremy Bates -- exciting, enthusiasm. It's like what Mike Tomlin brings to Pittsburgh. He brings excitement to that team. It's good for our team. And I hope we respond to him.”

On December 30, the Broncos fired Mike Shanahan. Owner Pat Bowlen’s rationale? The Broncos were playoff caliber underachievers. McDaniels does not address this. McDaniels screams franchise renovation.

NEW RULE

Russia is relevant.

On New Year’s Eve, Russia interrupted natural gas distribution. On Monday, Russia restored their distribution. One can argue money, relevance, or semantics. I will state the obvious. Russia is a menace. They possess oil. They possess weaponry. Vladimir Putin is deceitful and treacherous. Iran and North Korea warrant attention. However, Russia is as perilous.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be California?

Apparently, California’s population is declining. How serious is the situation? In six months, NBC has retained more people.

Today’s top five or Gossip Girl’s couples (1) Dixon and Erin, (2) Ethan and Annie, (3) Harry and Debby, (4) Navid and Adrianna, (5) Brenda and Kelly

Monday, January 12, 2009

Press Conclusion

Yahoo: Recession Reservations

As the global economy continues to falter, job prospects for 2009 are expected to slow. But if you're lucky enough to be in one of these top fields, your job future is still quite bright. Take a look at this list below and either thank your lucky stars that your job is already on it, or consider seeking the education and experience for the career that most interests you.

Auditor. With all of the economic upheaval, businesses are being watched more carefully than ever. "There is a lot of money flowing into companies right now due to the stimulus package," says Ron Mitchell, CEO and co-founder of GottaMentor, a career coaching service located in New York City. "And, we've all seen some issues with, 'Where is this money going to?'" He adds that auditors are mostly working for the big four [accounting firms] and also as internal auditors. Average Yearly Salary - $64,914

Career Counselor. More folks than usual are starting off the new year without a job in sight. How can the out-of-work find gainful employment? From outplacement agencies to government programs, career counselors and coaches will be very busy in 2009 helping make things easier. Mitchell encourages those seeking work to get professional help, saying, "Many individuals will need to completely re-engineer their careers. In order to do that, people need personalized guidance and feedback from an expert counselor." Average Yearly Salary - $54,426

Counselor. Besides their bank accounts, people's self-esteem and confidence are getting hit hard these days. "People's self worth is tied up in their job, so you have a huge identity crisis happening. Counseling and mental health services will be in high demand," says Mitchell. Guidance and some soul-searching can result in new and better careers for those in transition. Average Yearly Salary - $40,275

Public Relations Specialist. Rather than promoting a line of sparkly, new products or an exciting initiative, many public relations professionals will spend the upcoming year smoothing over unfortunate events. Mitchell predicts: "Being able to tell a story about major layoffs, reduced sales, and failed mergers, without causing a panic in the market, will become even more important." Average Yearly Salary - $44,334

Factor. A what? Didn't you study those in algebra? While this career is fairly foreign to most folks, now that bank loans are hard to come by, factoring allows small business to get funding based on their current accounts receivable -- the money they expect to have coming in. Factoring works well for retailers and other businesses that have big receivables. Mitchell explains that factoring is a legitimate source of funds in hard times. He says, "It's a huge business and, at a time when people can't get other types of lending, factors are skilled experts at lending against accounts receivables." Average Yearly Salary - $79,846

Health-Care Technician. You may know that nurses are in demand, but what about the folks they work with? "There's never enough of them, like radiology technicians, lab assistants, and home health aides. Health-care is the largest industry in the country, and in the more technical aspects of those careers we have a huge shortage of personnel," says Mitchell. Average Yearly Salary (Pharmacy Technician) - $32,531

Mechanical Engineer (and all engineering fields). With every passing year, more skilled-labor jobs are replaced by complex automation or robotics systems. For example, some hospitals have turned to "robotic pharmacies" to help dispense medication. It's the engineers who help build these automated systems, says Jim Turnquist, director of career services at Michigan Technological University in Houghton, Mich. "In the U.S. we only graduate 70,000 engineers per year, but we're going to need 100,000 per year. The demand is going to go way up." Average Yearly Salary - $71,490

Networking/System Administrator. Since almost all business transactions these days are done with the assistance of a vast computer network, the people who understand how to keep computer networks running smoothly are critically important -- and consequently, in high demand. "Network and system administrators maintain the company's infrastructure. People need people to fix and monitor their infrastructure, keep them updated," Mitchell says. Average Yearly Salary - $54,193

Nurse. The health-care field has been booming for a long time, and all signs indicate it will continue to do so, says Turnquist. He also says college students and people looking for a new job field would be wise to consider physical therapy and similar "exercise science" fields, since aging Baby Boomers will be looking for ways to remain active long into their later years. Average Yearly Salary (Registered Nurse) - $53,840

Software Designer/Developer. Companies from all sectors of the economy are looking for software engineers and programmers, says Turnquist. This is because society in general is becoming more tech-dependent -- just think of how rapidly cell phones change with each passing year -- requiring software developers that can stay abreast of all the changes. Average Yearly Salary - $72,070

NEW RULE

Darius Miles is worthless.

Last week, the Portland Trailblazers signed Darius Miles. Why? In eight seasons, Miles has started 190 contests. Once, he was a risk. Today, he is a catastrophic prayer.

Worth A Read

Dating Advice From A Girl

Need advice? Ask the girl.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be North Carolina?

Did you know… Pacman Jones’ biography is a movie. Last night, Slumdog Millionaire won four Golden Globe Awards.

Today’s top five or Gossip Girl’s couples (1) Chuck and Blair, (2) Dan and Serena, (3) Nate and Vanessa, (4) Rufus and Lilly, (5) Eric and Jenny

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Golden Globe Assessment

Best Picture (Drama)
Prediction:
“Revolutionary Road”
Winner: “Slumdog Millionaire”

Best Picture (Musical Or Comedy)
Prediction:
“Vicky Christina Barelona”
Winner: “Vicky Christina Barelona”

Best Animated Film
Prediction:
“Wall-E”
Winner: “Wall-E”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Drama)
Prediction:
Frank Langella “Frost\Nixon”
Winner: Mickey Rourke “The Wrestler”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)
Prediction:
Dustin Hoffman “Last Chance Harvey”
Winner: Colin Farrell “In Bruges”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Drama)
Prediction:
Angelina Jolie “Changeling”
Winner: Kate Winslet “Revolutionary Road”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)
Prediction:
Emma Thompson “Last Chance Harvey”
Winner: Sally Hawkins “Happy-Go-Lucky”

Best Actor In A Supporting Role
Prediction:
Phillip Seymour Hoffman “Doubt”
Winner: Heath Legder “The Dark Knight”

Best Actress In A Supporting Role
Prediction:
Kate Winslet “The Reader”
Winner: Kate Winslet “The Reader”

Best Director
Prediction:
Ron Howard “Frost\Nixon”
Winner: Danny Boyle “Slumdog Millionaire”

Best Screenplay
Prediction:
John Patrick Shanley “Doubt”
Winner: Simon Beaufoy “Slumdog Millionaire”

Best Original Score
Prediction:
“Defiance”
Winner: “Slumdog Millionaire”

Best Original Song
Prediction:
“The Wrestler” (The Wrestler)
Winner: “The Wrestler” (The Wrestler)

Best Foreign Film
Prediction:
“The Baader Meinhof Complex”
Winner: “Waltz with Bashir”

Best Television Series (Drama)
Prediction:
“Mad Men”
Winner: “Mad Men”

Best Television Series (Musical or Comedy)
Prediction:
“30 Rock”
Winner: “30 Rock”

Best Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Prediction: “John Adams”
Winner: “John Adams”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Drama)
Prediction:
Hugh Laurie “House”
Winner: Gabriel Byrne “In Treatment”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)
Prediction:
Alec Baldwin “30 Rock”
Winner: Alec Baldwin “30 Rock”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Mini-Series Or Television Movie)
Prediction:
Paul Giamatti “John Adams”
Winner: Paul Giamatti “John Adams”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Drama)
Prediction:
January Jones “Mad Men”
Winner: Anna Paquin “True Blood”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)
Prediction:
Tina Fey “30 Rock”
Winner: Tina Fey “30 Rock”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Mini-Series Or Television Movie)
Prediction:
Shirley MacLaine “Coco Chanel”
Winner: Laura Linney “John Adams”

Best Actor In A Supporting Role (Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie)
Prediction:
Tom Wilkinson “John Adams”
Winner: Tom Wilkinson “John Adams”

Best Actress In A Supporting Role (Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie)
Prediction:
Laura Dern “Recount”
Winner: Laura Dern “Recount”

Gator Gratitude

On Sunday, Tim Tebow declared his NFL intentions. Tebow is returning for his senior season. On behalf of college football, thank you.

GAME BALLS (NFL Playoff Edition)

Larry Fitzgerald (WR – Cardinals): 8 receptions, 166 yards, 1 td
(Win: 33-13 at Panthers)

DeSean Jackson (WR – Eagles): 4 receptions, 81 yards
(Win: 23-11 at Giants)

Derrick Mason (WR – Ravens): 5 receptions, 78 yards, 1 td
(Win: 13-10 at Titans)

Willie Parker (RB – Steelers): 27 carries, 146 yards, 2 td
(Win: 35-24 vs. Chargers)

Golden Globe Predictions

Best Picture (Drama)

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“Frost\Nixon”
“The Reader”
“Revolutionary Road”
“Slumdog Millionaire”

PREDICTION: “Revolutionary Road”

Best Picture (Musical Or Comedy)


“Burn After Reading”
“Happy-Go-Lucky”
“In Bruges”
“Mamma Mia”
“Vicky Christina Barelona”

PREDICTION: “Vicky Christina Barelona””

Best Animated Film


“Bolt”
“Kung Fu Panda”
“Wall-E”

PREDICTION: “Wall-E”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Drama)


Leonard DiCaprio “Revolutionary Road”
Frank Langella “Frost\Nixon”
Sean Penn “Milk”
Brad Pitt “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Mickey Rourke “The Wrestler”

PREDICTION: Frank Langella “Frost\Nixon”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)


Javier Bardem “Vicky Christina Barelona”
Colin Farrell “In Bruges”
James Franco “Pineapple Express”
Brendan Gleeson“In Bruges”
Dustin Hoffman “Last Chance Harvey”

PREDICTION: Dustin Hoffman “Last Chance Harvey”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Drama)


Anne Hathaway “Rachel Getting Married”
Angelina Jolie “Changeling”
Meryl Streep “Doubt”
Kristin Scott Thomas “I’ve Loved You So Long”
Kate Winslet “Revolutionary Road”

PREDICTION: Angelina Jolie “Changeling”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)

Rebecca Hall “Vicky Christina Barelona”
Sally Hawkins “Happy-Go-Lucky”
Frances McDormand “Burn After Reading”
Meryl Streep “Mamma Mia”
Emma Thompson “Last Chance Harvey”

PREDICTION: Emma Thompson “Last Chance Harvey”

Best Actor In A Supporting Role


Tom Cruise “Tropic Thunder”
Robert Downey Jr. “Tropic Thunder”
Ralph Fiennes “The Duchess”
Phillip Seymour Hoffman “Doubt”
Heath Legder “The Dark Knight”

PREDICTION: Phillip Seymour Hoffman “Doubt”

Best Actress In A Supporting Role


Amy Adams “Doubt”
Penelope Cruz “Vicky Christina Barelona”
Viola Davis “Doubt”
Marisa Tomei “The Wrestler”
Kate Winslet “The Reader”

PREDICTION: Kate Winslet “The Reader”

Best Director


Danny Boyle “Slumdog Millionaire”
Stephen Daldry “The Reader”
David Fincher “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Ron Howard “Frost\Nixon”
Sam Mendes “Revolutionary Road”

PREDICTION: Ron Howard “Frost\Nixon”

Best Screenplay


Eric Roth “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
John Patrick Shanley “Doubt”
Peter Morgan “Frost\Nixon”
David Hare “The Reader”
Simon Beaufoy “Slumdog Millionaire”

PREDICTION: John Patrick Shanley “Doubt”

Best Original Score


“Changeling”
“Defiance”
“Frost\Nixon”
“Slumdog Millionaire”
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

PREDICTION: “Defiance”

Best Original Song


"Down to Earth" (Wall-E)
“Gran Torino” (Gran Torino)
“I Thought I Lost You” (Bolt)
“Once in A Lifetime” (Cadillac Records)
“The Wrestler” (The Wrestler)

PREDICTION: “The Wrestler” (The Wrestler)

Best Foreign Film


“The Baader Meinhof Complex”
“Everlasting Moments”
“Gomorrah”
“I’ve Loved You So Long”
“Waltz with Bashir”

PREDICTION: “The Baader Meinhof Complex”

Best Television Series (Drama)


“Dexter”
“House”
“In Treatment”
“Mad Men”
“True Blood”

PREDICTION: “Mad Men”

Best Television Series (Musical or Comedy)


“Californication”
“Entourage”
“The Office”
“Weeds”
“30 Rock”

PREDICTION: “30 Rock”

Best Mini-Series Or Television Movie


“A Raisin in the Sun”
“Bernard and Doris”
“Cranford”
“John Adams”
“Recount”

PREDICTION: “John Adams”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Drama)


Gabriel Byrne “In Treatment”
Michael Hall “Dexter”
Jon Hamm “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie “House”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers “The Tudors”

PREDICTION: Hugh Laurie “House”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)


Alec Baldwin “30 Rock”
Steve Carell “The Office”
Kevin Connolly “Entourage”
David Duchovny “Californication”
Tony Shalhoub “Monk”

PREDICTION: Alec Baldwin “30 Rock”

Best Actor In A Leading Role (Mini-Series Or Television Movie)


Ralph Fiennes “Bernard and Doris”
Paul Giamatti “John Adams”
Kevin Spacey “Recount”
Kiefer Sutherland “24”
Tom Wilkinson “Recount”

PREDICTION: Paul Giamatti “John Adams”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Drama)


Mariska Hargitay “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”
January Jones “Mad Men”
Sally Field “Brothers & Sisters”
Anna Paquin “True Blood”
Kyra Sedgwick “The Closer”

PREDICTION: January Jones “Mad Men”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Musical or Comedy)


Christina Applegate “Samantha Who”
America Ferrera “Ugly Betty”
Tina Fey “30 Rock”
Debra Messing “The Starter Wife”
Mary-Louise Parker “Weeds”

PREDICTION: Tina Fey “30 Rock”

Best Actress In A Leading Role (Mini-Series Or Television Movie)


Judi Dench “Cranford”
Catherine Keener “An American Crime”
Laura Linney “John Adams”
Shirley MacLaine “Coco Chanel”
Susan Sarandon “Bernard and Doris”

PREDICTION: Shirley MacLaine “Coco Chanel”

Best Actor In A Supporting Role (Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie)


Neil Patrick Harris “How I Met Your Mother”
Denis Leary “Recount”
Jeremy Piven “Entourage”
Blair Underwood “In Treatment”
Tom Wilkinson “John Adams”

PREDICTION: Tom Wilkinson “John Adams”

Best Actress In A Supporting Role (Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie)

Eileen Atkins “Cranford”
Laura Dern “Recount”
Melissa George “In Treatment”
Rachael Griffiths “Brothers & Sisters”
Dianne Wiest “In Treatment”

PREDICTION: Laura Dern “Recount”

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Line of the Morning


President-Elect Obama

“We can regain the confidence of both Congress and the American people in that this is not just money that is being given to banks without any strings attached and nobody knows what happens, but rather that it is targeted very specifically at getting credit flowing again to businesses and families.”