Friday, March 27, 2009

Belligerence Gone

Iconic programs require icons. Icons who epitomize and represent their institution. Duke and Mike Krzyzewski. North Carolina and Dean Smith. UCLA and John Wooden. Billy Gillispie is abrasive, antagonistic, and arrogant.

On Friday, Kentucky fired Gillispie. According to Athletic Director Mitch Barnhart, Gillispie’s record was irrelevant. “There is a clear gap in how the rules and responsibilities overseeing the program are viewed,” said Barnhart. “It is a gap I do not believe can be solved by just winning games.”

During his career, Gillispie amassed a 140-85 record. In UTEP (2 seasons), he racked a 30-32 record. In Texas A&M (3 seasons), he registered a 70-26 record. In Kentucky (2 seasons), he logged a 40-27 ledger. “A lot of teams would be happy with 22 (wins) but not always around here when it's not the right 22,” he said.

Simply stated, Gillispie was an inappropriate hire. Kentucky needs an impact hire. Their iconic program needs an embodiment and representative. Kentucky cannot hire a coach. They must hire the coach.

President Evaluates Afghanistan and Pakistan

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“President Obama gave an online town hall meeting today. There was one embarrassing moment when someone online said to the president, “I’d like to meet you sometime and tell you some of my ideas.” It was Joe Biden.”

The Tonight Show

NEW RULE

Stupidity is not substantive.

Representative John Boehner (R-OH):
“Two nights ago the president said, 'We haven't seen a budget yet out of Republicans.' Well, it's just not true because -- Here it is, Mr. President.”

On Thursday, Republicans unveiled their budget. Budgets include estimates. Budgets include expenditures. Budgets include facts. Budgets include figures. Republicans’ budget included zero estimates, expenditures, facts, and figures.

Boehner is anxious. Given 2006 and 2008, his anxiety is valid. However, platitude proposals are insipid. Staged press conferences are ridiculous. Boehner was a jackass. He merits a contemptuous response.

Republicans must present alternatives. They must propose solutions. Unfortunately, nothing is not an alternative. Stupidity is not a solution. If Republicans’ objective is majority status, they must reinvent themselves. If Republicans’ objective is arrogant ignorance, they are succeeding.

Worth A Read

College Hoops Journal

Matt Norlander blogs basketball.

The Daily Smak

For the New York Yankees, C.C. Sabathia will start opening day. Prior to Opening Day, Alex Rodriguez should garner only 25 more headlines.

In New Jersey, a fourteen-year-old was charged with pornography. On My Space, she posted explicit self-photos. Dakota Fanning, seek some help.

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) Tyler Hansbrough, (2) Tiger Woods, (3) Jim Calhoun, (4) Blake Griffin, (5) Lebron James

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Liar’s Light Sentence

On Thursday, Miguel Tejada received one year probation. This is the punitive end of a pathetic episode.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“At Obama’s press conference last night, he did an unusual thing: He took questions form nontraditional media. He actually declined questions from The New York Times and The Washington Post. He took questions from Ebony magazine, politico.com, Perez Hilton, and Ashton Kutcher’s twitter account.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

American Idol Scuttles Sarver

On Wednesday, America eliminated Michael Sarver. His exodus was satisfactory.

NEW RULE

Hope requires a source.

In February, new home sales increased 4.7%. Last week, mortgage applications increased 32.2%. The economy remains vulnerable. However, these statistics were welcome. They are proof recovery is possible.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you the War on Drugs?

According to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, “our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade.” When your population includes Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love… What do you expect?

Today’s top five or Big East’s championship contenders (1) Louisville, (2) Connecticut, (3) Villanova, (4) Pittsburgh, (5) Syracuse

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mexico’s Creator

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: “Our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade. Our inability to prevent weapons from being illegally smuggled across the border to arm these criminals causes the deaths of police officers, soldiers and civilians. How could anyone conclude any differently? . . . I feel very strongly we have co-responsibility.”

Mantra or Merely Words?

Israeli Prime Minister-Elect Benjamin Netanyahu: “I think that the Palestinians should understand that they have in our government a partner for peace, for security, for the rapid development of the Palestinian economy.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“There was a very strange incident today at JFK Airport in New York — an AIG executive going through security had to empty out his pockets. You know what fell out? Senator Chris Dodd.”

The Tonight Show

Stop Spending Our Money

NEW RULE

China must shut up.

On Tuesday, China exiled You Tube. China’s actions have zero justification. They are a human rights horror. They are an international pariah. This is why. Whenever someone criticizes them, China should mirror their captives. They should remain silent.

Worth A Read

Political Truth

The blog that rocks.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Mangenius?

On Tuesday, Fox News published this headline: China pushes citizens to spend more. This is ironic. Americans have been told “never spend again.”

Today’s top five or NCAA Women’s Tournament surprises (1) Michigan State, (2) Ball State, (3) Purdue, (4) Mississippi State, (5) Gonzaga

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Primetime Governance

Bernanke, Geithner Recount AIG, Request Expanded Power

Secretary of Treasury Timothy Geithner: “As we have seen with AIG, distress at large, interconnected, non-depository financial institutions can pose systematic risks just as distress at banks can. The administration proposes legislation to give the U.S. government the same basic set of tools for addressing financial distress at non-banks as it has in the bank context.”

“The proposed resolution authority would allow the government to provide financial assistance to make loans to an institution, purchase its obligations or assets, assume or guarantee its liabilities and purchase an equity interest. AIG highlights broad failures of our financial system. We must ensure that our country never faces this situation again.”

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke: “Its failure could have resulted in a 1930s-style global financial and economic meltdown, with catastrophic implications for production, income and jobs. If a federal agency had had such tools on Sept. 16, they could have been used to put AIG into conservatorship or receivership, unwind it slowly, protect policyholders and impose haircuts on creditors and counterparties as appropriate.”

“I then asked that suit be filed to prevent the payments. Legal staff counseled against this action on the grounds that Connecticut law provides for substantial punitive damages if the suit would fail. Legal action does have the perverse effect of doubling or tripling the financial benefits to the (employees).”

Denver Backtrack

Coach Josh McDaniels: “We're looking forward to getting him back. We're committed to him. I'll continue to do what we can do to try to affect our relationship positively from this point forward. Nobody's contacted me. Nobody's texted me, nobody's e-mailed me. And nothing is going to happen on our football team unless those decisions go through me. I understand there are things we have to work on toward fixing our relationship, but I'm optimistic about those things and where it's going to go. As long as we are both committed to each other, then he absolutely will be our quarterback.”

Browns Crib Broncos Migraine

Coach Eric Mangini: “I don't have a projected starter at this point. What we're going to do is we'll have an open competition where they'll both get a chance to establish that they'll be the starter. I'm excited about both of them. I sat down with both of them, been able to spend some time with them. I like both guys. I like a lot of the things that I've learned about them in terms of through the conversations and also things that I've seen on tape.”

“Without knowing exactly what they were being asked to do on each of the plays, you're projecting a little bit. But they both seemed to have good presence, a good command of the situation. And they each did different things in the passing game and the running game that I liked. George [Kokinis] and I are looking at any opportunity to improve the team. But I'm in no way saying that is specific to the quarterback situation. We'd look at any opportunities to improve the team, but not specific to the QB situation. Any opportunity that came up, we'd look at it.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“More problems for AIG: It turns out that the bonus money was actually $218 million, not $165 million as originally reported. AIG says they misplaced $53 million in bonus money. Today Sen. Chris Dodd said, “You mean that wasn’t a campaign contribution?”

The Tonight Show

Wet & Rational

NEW RULE

The World Baseball Classic must conclude.

On Monday, Japan won their second consecutive World Baseball Classic. This tournament is not an elite international competition. This tournament is an exhibition. This tournament includes pitch count restrictions. International basketball would never include individual shot restrictions. International hockey would never include individual shot restrictions. Why is this exhibition valued?

Americans are competitive. We invented baseball. Since professional rosters are imported, we must restate our superiority. Unfortunately, a pointless and pompous spectacle is not the answer. The 2012 Olympics are.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Stephen Curry?

In Buffalo, Terrell Owens did not attend offseason workouts. Today, Owens issued this statement: What did you expect?

According to the EPA, carbon dioxide is dangerous. Someone should congratulate President Obama. Excluding AIG, his administration does not miss the obvious.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Blog-Bye: Thirty-Eight Ditches Career

Curt Schilling is a paradox. He is both articulate and coarse. He is both cerebral and combative. Schilling is average and exceptional. He is technological and traditional. He is savvy and snide. As a competitor, Schilling was an obvious acquisition. As a person, he was an intricate puzzle.

On Monday, Schilling retired. “This party has officially ended,” said Schilling. “After being blessed to experience 23 years of playing professional baseball in front of the world’s best fans in so many different places, it is with zero regrets that I am making my retirement official. To say I’ve been blessed would be like calling Refrigerator Perry “a bit overweight.” The things I was allowed to experience, the people I was able to call friends, teammates, mentors, coaches and opponents, the travel, all of it, are far more than anything I ever thought possible in my lifetime.”

During his career, Schilling amassed a 216-146 record. He posted a 3.46 earned run average. He registered nine fifteen-plus win seasons. He showcased five sub-3.00 earned run average seasons. In the postseason, Schilling was 11-2.

“Four World Series, three World Championships,” said Schilling. “That there are men with plaques in Cooperstown who never experienced one — and I was able to be on three teams over seven years that won it all — is another “beyond my wildest dreams” set of memories I’ll take with me.”

“The game always gave me far more than I ever gave it,” he continued. “All of those things, every single one of those memories is enveloped with fan sights and sounds for me. Without the fans, they would still be great memories, but none would be enduring and unforgettable because they infused the energy, rage, passion and “feel” of all of those times. The game was here long before I was, and will be here long after I’m gone. The only thing I hope I did was never put in question my love for the game, or my passion to be counted on when it mattered most. I did everything I could to win every time I was handed the ball.”

Championships are the objective. Adoration is craved. Admiration is desired. However, championships separate icons and idols. Schilling’s highlights are inconsequential. His statistics are marginal. Yet, his championships exceed Tom Glavine, Greg Maddux, Pedro Martinez, and John Smoltz.

Denver’s Solution? Unbridled Optimism

Coach Josh McDaniels: “He's our quarterback. We can't predict the future. He's our quarterback, we want him to be our quarterback, we made that very clear to him and we hope he feels the same way. Conversations were had and we've never denied that, but at the same time it's our job to look at every opportunity that we can to see if it's something that could improve our football team, and that's what we were doing.”

“I know it's been a very public issue and this is something that I think happens more than people realize. We have a relationship, nobody knows where it stands right now, but it's going to get better. It will continue to get better, I believe that. I think it's something that both parties have to work toward a solid resolution. We have a good nucleus of players there that are looking forward to seeing him back at the facility and working with him. It will get to that point at some point in the near future.”

Another Center, Another Controversy

Stan Van Gundy: “I'm not trying to needle anybody or tell them their business. What's amazing is they honor the guy [Patrick Ewing], I don't know, every year. They honor him, but while they've got a lot of ex-players in their organization, they've never made any move to try to hire him. That to me is amazing. I mean, I don't know. It's sort of back and forth. They seem to like you. The fans certainly love him. The organization to me sort of pretends to appreciate him and like him.”

“This is a guy that not only was the face of their franchise, but when your best player works as hard as he does and competes as hard as he does, he gives your team a chance to be great. They say great things about him, but when it's time to put up or shut up, they don't do anything. So you know, it's been amazing and it's been our fortune in Orlando, that it's pretty amazing that with the ex-players that they hire here to me, there hasn't been a move. There are other ex-players that got interviews for their head coaching job, but then a guy who's been in the league with three different teams as an assistant can't get an interview.”

NEW RULE

Marriage is irrelevant.

In California, another marriage initiative has been proposed. In 2008, same sex marriage was abolished. If 2010 succeeds, same sex marriage would be reinstated. Obviously, lawsuits, protests, and another initiative would ensue.

These heterosexual and homosexual morons are absurd.

America has problems. These problems include an automotive crisis, a credit crisis, an employment crisis, a financial crisis, and a mortgage crisis. How is marriage important? Why is marriage significant? Seriously, America is drowning. The classification of a sexual relationship’s conditions is bullshit.

Until America recovers, Americans must prioritize. We must aid our neighbors. We must improve our neighborhoods. We must not argue extraneous social policy.

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Gossip Girl Insider

Covering Blair, Chuck, Dan, Jenny, Nate, and Serena.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Wake Forest?

Unbelievable Weekend. In men’s basketball, Cleveland State won. In women’s basketball, Tennessee lost. In financial basketball, AIG surrendered.

Today’s top five or NCAA Tournament surprises (1) Cleveland State, (2) Dayton, (3) Wisconsin, (4) Western Kentucky, (5) Michigan

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Big Five & Hot Five

Big Five

1. AIG Bonuses
2. Senator Chris Dodd
3. Veterans Healthcare
4. Natasha Richardson
5. Senator Charles Grassley

Hot Five

1. AIG Bonuses
2. Senator Charles Grassley
3. Senator Chris Dodd
4. Jay Cutler
5. NCAA Tournament

Line of the Morning


Senator Judd Gregg (R-NH)

“The practical implications of this is bankruptcy for the United States. There's no other way around it. If we maintain the proposals which are in this budget over the 10-year period that this budget covers, this country will go bankrupt. People will not buy our debt; our dollar will become devalued.”