Size Matters
Kellie, male fans are important. They will love you in a triple D. They will ignore you in a negative A.
Slugging culture, one opinion at a time...
Jason Giambi: “I was wrong for doing that stuff. What we should have done a long time ago was stand up -- players, ownership, everybody -- and said: 'We made a mistake.' We should have apologized back then and made sure we had a rule in place and gone forward. ... Steroids and all of that was a part of history. But it was a topic that everybody wanted to avoid. Nobody wanted to talk about it.”
Cam Cameron: “I will not allow our fans to be let down by people that are not on our roster -- not again. It's my responsibility not to let that happen. We have the greatest fans in the game, and we've got men on our team that we're going to focus on. The easiest predictor of future behavior is previous behavior. Could I have made that statement 15 years ago? Absolutely not. I was trying to save every guy in the game. Ultimately it comes down to the team. You want to be as fair as you can be, but no individual comes above the team.”
Upon his Houston arrival, Ahman Green requested number thirty. Jason Simmons happily acquiesced. As reciprocation, Green made a single parent’s home down payment. I applaud both Green and Simmons. Their actions were exemplary. Teammates should not ransom numbers. Athletes have sufficient cash.
“You know the story of Shrek… Shrek is a beastly ogar, a ghastly ogar. He marries into a beautiful family and then becomes Governor of California.”
“In Oregon, a bill has been passed which allows ex strippers to become teachers. It’s called every child gets some behind.”
On Thursday, an immigration pact was achieved. The compromise would grant twelve million aliens legal status. The bill would also establish a temporary worker program and institute technology for border security.
On Wednesday, the FBI raided a New Orleans gun shop. According to agents, Elliot’s Gun Shop illegally sold 2,300 weapons which were utilized in crimes. Possibly, New Orleans could recover, if illegal firearms were not infesting New Orleans.
Assuming satisfactory behavior, Paris Hilton will serve 23 of 45 days. Hilton will reside within "special needs housing unit". A unit reserved for police officers, public officials, and celebrity inmates. This announcement was predictable. Despite the judge’s posturing, Hilton remains an heiress. She would have been targeted. Thus, her preferential disposition is unsurprising.
Green Bay Packers rookie Brandon Jackson (RB) will miss minicamp. His excuse? He must attend the NFL’s premiere event. Brett Favre hinted minicamp absence. Journalists and pundits screamed. Jackson’s preference is premiere event nonattendance. The NFL retorts presence is mandatory. The former is a non-story. The ladder is ridiculous.
On Thursday, Greg LeMond divulged childhood sexual abuse. He also alleged blackmail. According to LeMond, Will Geoghegan (Floyd Landis’ manager) phoned and threatened to reveal the abuse. Subsequently, Geoghegan’s digits matched LeMond’s caller. Geoghegan’s actions are despicable. They warrant prosecution. With that stated, is this a soap opera?
Melinda Doolittle was deemed finale undeserving. This result was shocking. Melinda, Blake Lewis, and Jordin Sparks were equally talented. True, Melinda’s initial Tuesday performance bombed. However, she had been beautifully consistent. Her dismissal is unfortunate. With that stated, no result would have been enjoyable.
All-Encompassingly
On Tuesday, British General Sir Richard Dannatt announced Prince’s Harry’s future. Prince Harry will not serve in Iraq. This decision is correct. Prince Harry would have been a liability. He would have compromised missions. His feelings are irrelevant. He would have been “a magnet for jihadists.”
According to FOX News, World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz is negotiating his resignation. If Wolfowitz leaves, the World Bank will acknowledge responsibility for his decline. Wolfowitz committed fraud. Yet, he is rewarded. He is defining his exodus. Said exodus will include limited liability. Where is the disgrace?
Herpes is beneficial for mice. Scientists desire similar human research. Scientists want humans infected with herpes? Research is vital. However, sexually transmitted diseases are repulsive. Herpes may prevent bubonic plague and disease. Yet, no one will volunteer as subjects.
Jerry Falwell was controversial. He was a political titan. He was a conservative advocate. He abhorred President Clinton. He consumed Jim Bakker. He sued Larry Flint. Falwell founded a church and a university. He was a televangelist. He was an agenda dictator. Falwell was equally loathed and beloved.
During the Dodge Avenger 500, Dale Earnhardt utilized an illegal part. On Tuesday, NASCAR punished both driver and team. Earnhardt was penalized one hundred driver points. Teresa Earnhardt was penalized one hundred owner points. Crew Chief Tony Eury Jr. was fined $100,000 and suspended six weeks. As previously stated, Earnhardt’s season is irrelevant. Following the divergence and departure, this was merely another distraction.
On Monday, Robert Horry hip checked Steve Nash. On Tuesday, the NBA suspended Horry for two contests. Boris Diaw and Amare Stoudemire were also suspended one game for leaving the bench. Horry’s reprimand is inadequate. His actions were callous. They could have been injurious. Concerning Diaw and Stoudemire, the suspensions were warranted. The NBA’s bench abandonment rules are unambiguous. Enforcing them is proper.
Tom Walsh: "Randy Moss is a player whose skills are diminishing, and he's in denial of those eroding skills. Randy was a great receiver, but he lacked the work ethic and the desire to cultivate any skills that would compensate for what he was losing physically later in his career. He told me last year, 'I'm too old to practice on Wednesday and Thursday, but I'm not too old to play on Sunday.' Did they start a senior league? When he's right, he still makes an impact. He looked like a world-beater in a preseason game against the Lions. I never thought he was difficult to coach, but we expected him to be a complete receiver and he wasn't. His whole game in Minnesota was outside the numbers. For him to run shallow crosses and in-routes was new for him. Initially, he showed all the interest but later on ... I don't know. Randy Moss has great football IQ. He's tremendously gifted. I think he can still play, but his legs will determine how much work he can handle. We used to take him out of Friday practices because the quarterbacks wanted the receivers running near game tempo and when Randy was on the field, the whole practice slowed down so much we started giving him the day off. Once he got discouraged, he just faded."
On Tuesday, XM Radio suspended disc jockeys Opie and Anthony for thirty days. Given my previous statement, this reprimand is inadequate. With that stated, I applaud XM’s action. I am elated they recognize public discourse has standards.
On Tuesday, Dirk Nowitzki was named NBA Most Valuable Player. MVP is a regular season award. Thus, Nowitzki winning is appropriate. With that stated, one cannot discount Nowitzki’s playoff failure. One cannot dismiss this award’s futility.
Recently, hecklers harassed both Vernon Wells and Ken Griffey Jr. Fortunately, neither responded rudely. They responded with sarcasm. Wells inscribed a ball mocking his heckler. Griffey awarded his a jock strap. Wells and Griffey’s responses were appropriate. They should serve as an example for their colleagues.
“Today, NBC announced their new fall schedule. The biggest surprise, NBC is coming back in the fall.”
Last week, Tennessee elementary school teachers staged a fictitious attack. During the exercise, students hid and a hooded teacher yanked on a door. The students were not told the attack was false. Given recent events, the rationale was acceptable. The tactics were questionable.
38 Pitches
On Monday, recruit Augustus Gilchrist rescinded his Virginia Tech commitment. As his reason, Gilchrist cited the April 16th massacre. Safety is a personal choice. With that stated, violence could visit Florida, Texas, or USC. Fear should not dictate lives and decisions.
On Monday, Cerberus Capital Management purchased Chrysler. Cerberus paid $7.4 billion. Chrysler’s designs are bland. Their sales are destitute. Their lone consistency is quarterly losses. Simply stated, Chrysler is an absurd investment.
On Monday, NBC discussed “Life in 2017.” Their conclusions included:
