Saturday, May 19, 2007

Size Matters

Kellie Pickler: “Oh my boobs? I don’t care. You know what? The most important thing is you’re happy with what you see when you look in the mirror. And your real friends are gonna love you regardless of what you look like, whether you’re in a negative A cup or a triple D…”

Kellie, male fans are important. They will love you in a triple D. They will ignore you in a negative A.

Two Stupid Yanks

Jason Giambi: “I was wrong for doing that stuff. What we should have done a long time ago was stand up -- players, ownership, everybody -- and said: 'We made a mistake.' We should have apologized back then and made sure we had a rule in place and gone forward. ... Steroids and all of that was a part of history. But it was a topic that everybody wanted to avoid. Nobody wanted to talk about it.”

Kyle Farnsworth: “As far as a teammate and a player, I think everybody should behere whether they're pitching or not. You don't see guys who are hurt not sit on the bench. They're always there.”

The New York Yankees are 19-23. They are ten contests behind Boston. They are seven and one-half contests behind Detroit’s wild card. Roger Clemens has recorded 348 wins. Farnsworth has tallied 26. Farnsworth should shut up. Concerning Giambi, he is a weasel. Obviously, he utilized steroids. His continued participation insults baseball. Giambi is pathetic. He should also silence himself.

Reward Irrelevant

Cam Cameron: “I will not allow our fans to be let down by people that are not on our roster -- not again. It's my responsibility not to let that happen. We have the greatest fans in the game, and we've got men on our team that we're going to focus on. The easiest predictor of future behavior is previous behavior. Could I have made that statement 15 years ago? Absolutely not. I was trying to save every guy in the game. Ultimately it comes down to the team. You want to be as fair as you can be, but no individual comes above the team.”

Cameron’s statement is correct. Despite numerous opportunities, Williams has avoided success. His statistics have never equaled expectations. He has forfeited trust. Cameron’s diatribe was melodramatic. With that stated, Williams does not warrant risk.

Digits and Hearts

Upon his Houston arrival, Ahman Green requested number thirty. Jason Simmons happily acquiesced. As reciprocation, Green made a single parent’s home down payment. I applaud both Green and Simmons. Their actions were exemplary. Teammates should not ransom numbers. Athletes have sufficient cash.

Stating the Obvious

Transgender is a term that covers people whose outward appearance and internal identity don’t match their gender at birth.

Transgender defines weird. Transgender is a term covering those whose appearance and actions are bizarre. Transgender is unacceptable.

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Monologue Joke of the Evening

“You know the story of Shrek… Shrek is a beastly ogar, a ghastly ogar. He marries into a beautiful family and then becomes Governor of California.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“In Oregon, a bill has been passed which allows ex strippers to become teachers. It’s called every child gets some behind.”

The Tonight Show

Friday, May 18, 2007

Accepting The Law

On Thursday, an immigration pact was achieved. The compromise would grant twelve million aliens legal status. The bill would also establish a temporary worker program and institute technology for border security.

Immigration is a complex issue. The debate involves employment, resources, and national security. America should sure the border. Fencing, manual and technological surveillance should be utilized. With that stated, Americans reject sewing clothes and picking fruit. Aliens occupy those jobs. Aliens accept those jobs. We should accommodate the aforesaid. Deporting twelve million is illogical.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

A Rose Garden Farewell

Guns Burning A City

On Wednesday, the FBI raided a New Orleans gun shop. According to agents, Elliot’s Gun Shop illegally sold 2,300 weapons which were utilized in crimes. Possibly, New Orleans could recover, if illegal firearms were not infesting New Orleans.

Hillary Idol

Favored Paris

Assuming satisfactory behavior, Paris Hilton will serve 23 of 45 days. Hilton will reside within "special needs housing unit". A unit reserved for police officers, public officials, and celebrity inmates. This announcement was predictable. Despite the judge’s posturing, Hilton remains an heiress. She would have been targeted. Thus, her preferential disposition is unsurprising.

The Irony is Delicious

The “God Hates America” church will protest Reverend Jerry Falwell’s funeral. According to their website, "WBC (Westboro Baptist Church) will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone."

Obviously, these morons are delusional. If they abhor Falwell, they will never embrace anyone.

Conspiracy Ad Nauseam

The Kennedy assassination has been analytically paralyzed. For their reevaluation, former FBI lab metallurgist William A. Tobin and Texas A&M University researchers Cliff Spiegelman and William D. James utilized new statistical calculations and modern chemical analysis. According to the trio, "evidence used to rule out a second assassin is fundamentally flawed."

Alright. The Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy. There were fourteen gunmen. The mafia was involved. The CIA was involved. The Vice President was involved. Roger Staubach was involved. Twelve shots were fired. Oliver Stone drove the escape car. Conspiracy hacks… Shut up!

Redirect Your Shouting

Green Bay Packers rookie Brandon Jackson (RB) will miss minicamp. His excuse? He must attend the NFL’s premiere event. Brett Favre hinted minicamp absence. Journalists and pundits screamed. Jackson’s preference is premiere event nonattendance. The NFL retorts presence is mandatory. The former is a non-story. The ladder is ridiculous.

Blackmail Supplants Scientific Inquest

On Thursday, Greg LeMond divulged childhood sexual abuse. He also alleged blackmail. According to LeMond, Will Geoghegan (Floyd Landis’ manager) phoned and threatened to reveal the abuse. Subsequently, Geoghegan’s digits matched LeMond’s caller. Geoghegan’s actions are despicable. They warrant prosecution. With that stated, is this a soap opera?

American Idol: Melinda Stunner

Melinda Doolittle was deemed finale undeserving. This result was shocking. Melinda, Blake Lewis, and Jordin Sparks were equally talented. True, Melinda’s initial Tuesday performance bombed. However, she had been beautifully consistent. Her dismissal is unfortunate. With that stated, no result would have been enjoyable.

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Commentary concerning sports, politics, and random subjects. Excellent video utilization.

Prince Won’t Go

On Tuesday, British General Sir Richard Dannatt announced Prince’s Harry’s future. Prince Harry will not serve in Iraq. This decision is correct. Prince Harry would have been a liability. He would have compromised missions. His feelings are irrelevant. He would have been “a magnet for jihadists.”

Wonderful Wolfowitz Departure

According to FOX News, World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz is negotiating his resignation. If Wolfowitz leaves, the World Bank will acknowledge responsibility for his decline. Wolfowitz committed fraud. Yet, he is rewarded. He is defining his exodus. Said exodus will include limited liability. Where is the disgrace?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Disease Invited?

Herpes is beneficial for mice. Scientists desire similar human research. Scientists want humans infected with herpes? Research is vital. However, sexually transmitted diseases are repulsive. Herpes may prevent bubonic plague and disease. Yet, no one will volunteer as subjects.

Survivor: Earl Sweeps

Commencing the finale, Yau-man garnered immunity. Immediately, Boo was targeted. Boo countered, suggesting a Dre vote. Unfortunately, Boo was eliminated 4-1. During the final four challenge, the combatants were drenched while hanging. Sandra slipped first. Earl slipped second. Despite a valiant effort, Yau-man slipped third. The aforesaid awarded Dre immunity. Immunity which Dre had promised Yau-man.

Then, the inevitable occurred. Dre swerved Yau-man. Sans immunity, Yau-man was eliminated 3-1. In the first tri-council, Sandra was labeled greedy. Dre was chastised. Given this, the result was surprising. Earl received every vote, garnering $1 million 9-0.

Townhall: The Angry Left

That people on the political left have a certain set of opinions, just as people do in other parts of the ideological spectrum, is not surprising. What is surprising, however, is how often the opinions of those on the left are accompanied by hostility and even hatred. Particular issues can arouse passions here and there for anyone with any political views. But, for many on the left, indignation is not a sometime thing. It is a way of life.

How often have you seen conservatives or libertarians take to the streets, shouting angry slogans? How often have conservative students on campus shouted down a visiting speaker or rioted to prevent the visitor from speaking at all?

The source of the anger of liberals, "progressives" or radicals is by no means readily apparent. The targets of their anger have included people who are non-confrontational or even genial, such as Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.

It is hard to think of a time when Karl Rove or Dick Cheney has even raised his voice but they are hated like the devil incarnate.

There doesn't even have to be any identifiable individual to arouse the ire of the left. "Tax cuts for the rich" is more than a political slogan. It is incitement to anger.

All sorts of people can have all sorts of beliefs about what tax rates are best from various points of view. But how can people work themselves into a lather over the fact that some taxpayers are able to keep more of the money they earned, instead of turning it over to politicians to dispense in ways calculated to get themselves re-elected?

The angry left has no time to spend even considering the argument that what they call "tax cuts for the rich" are in fact tax cuts for the economy.

Nor is the idea new that tax cuts can sometimes spur economic growth, resulting in more jobs for workers and higher earnings for business, leading to more tax revenue for the government.

A highly regarded economist once observed that "taxation may be so high as to defeat its object," so that sometimes "a reduction of taxation will run a better chance, than an increase, of balancing the Budget."

Who said that? Milton Friedman? Arthur Laffer? No. It was said in 1933 by John Maynard Keynes, a liberal icon.

Lower tax rates have led to higher tax revenues many times, both before and since Keynes' statement -- the Kennedy tax cuts in the 1960s, the Reagan tax cuts in the 1980s, and the recent Bush tax cuts that have led to record high tax revenues this April. Budget deficits have often resulted from runaway spending but seldom from reduced tax rates.

Those on the other side may have different arguments. However, the question here is not why the left has different arguments, but why there is such anger.

Often it is an exercise in futility even to seek to find a principle behind the anger. For example, the left's obsession with the high incomes of corporate executives never seems to extend to equally high -- or higher -- incomes of professional athletes, entertainers, or best-selling authors like Danielle Steel.

If the reason for the anger is a feeling that corporate CEOs are overpaid for their contributions, then there should be even more anger at people who get even more money for doing absolutely nothing, because they have inherited fortunes.

Yet how often has the left gotten worked up into high dudgeon over those who inherited the Rockefeller, Roosevelt or Kennedy fortunes? Even spoiled heirs like Paris Hilton don't really seem to set them off.

If it is hard to find a principle behind what angers the left, it is not equally hard to find an attitude.

Their greatest anger seems to be directed at people and things that thwart or undermine the social vision of the left, the political melodrama starring the left as saviors of the poor, the environment, and other busybody tasks that they have taken on.

It seems to be the threat to their egos that they hate. And nothing is more of a threat to their desire to run other people's lives than the free market and its defenders.

Falwell: Icon & Rogue

Jerry Falwell was controversial. He was a political titan. He was a conservative advocate. He abhorred President Clinton. He consumed Jim Bakker. He sued Larry Flint. Falwell founded a church and a university. He was a televangelist. He was an agenda dictator. Falwell was equally loathed and beloved.

I reviled Falwell. I believed his ideology was dangerous. I believed his remarks were bigoted and repugnant. With that stated, I respected his power. No Republican assumed legitimacy sans Falwell. His blessing facilitated titanic support. Despite my opinion, the aforesaid is his legacy.

Liberty, Morality, & Politics

Jerry Falwell
(1933-2007)

DEI’s Circus Continues

During the Dodge Avenger 500, Dale Earnhardt utilized an illegal part. On Tuesday, NASCAR punished both driver and team. Earnhardt was penalized one hundred driver points. Teresa Earnhardt was penalized one hundred owner points. Crew Chief Tony Eury Jr. was fined $100,000 and suspended six weeks. As previously stated, Earnhardt’s season is irrelevant. Following the divergence and departure, this was merely another distraction.

Horry, Diaw, Stoudemire Punished

On Monday, Robert Horry hip checked Steve Nash. On Tuesday, the NBA suspended Horry for two contests. Boris Diaw and Amare Stoudemire were also suspended one game for leaving the bench. Horry’s reprimand is inadequate. His actions were callous. They could have been injurious. Concerning Diaw and Stoudemire, the suspensions were warranted. The NBA’s bench abandonment rules are unambiguous. Enforcing them is proper.

Walsh Wallops Moss

Tom Walsh: "Randy Moss is a player whose skills are diminishing, and he's in denial of those eroding skills. Randy was a great receiver, but he lacked the work ethic and the desire to cultivate any skills that would compensate for what he was losing physically later in his career. He told me last year, 'I'm too old to practice on Wednesday and Thursday, but I'm not too old to play on Sunday.' Did they start a senior league? When he's right, he still makes an impact. He looked like a world-beater in a preseason game against the Lions. I never thought he was difficult to coach, but we expected him to be a complete receiver and he wasn't. His whole game in Minnesota was outside the numbers. For him to run shallow crosses and in-routes was new for him. Initially, he showed all the interest but later on ... I don't know. Randy Moss has great football IQ. He's tremendously gifted. I think he can still play, but his legs will determine how much work he can handle. We used to take him out of Friday practices because the quarterbacks wanted the receivers running near game tempo and when Randy was on the field, the whole practice slowed down so much we started giving him the day off. Once he got discouraged, he just faded."

Randy Moss is thirty years old. During seven Minnesota seasons, he recorded 574 receptions, 9,142 yards, and 90 touchdowns. In two Oakland seasons, he tallied only 102 receptions, 1,558 yards, and 11 touchdowns. Obviously, Walsh is disgruntled. However, he is also correct. Moss’ skills have faded. His immaturity has exploded. Moss’ greatness is now desired, not expected.

Insufficient Acceptable Discipline

On Tuesday, XM Radio suspended disc jockeys Opie and Anthony for thirty days. Given my previous statement, this reprimand is inadequate. With that stated, I applaud XM’s action. I am elated they recognize public discourse has standards.

Most Voided Potential

On Tuesday, Dirk Nowitzki was named NBA Most Valuable Player. MVP is a regular season award. Thus, Nowitzki winning is appropriate. With that stated, one cannot discount Nowitzki’s playoff failure. One cannot dismiss this award’s futility.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Three Soldiers Missing

On Tuesday, Pentagon officials confirmed three United States soldiers missing. We hope for their expedient and safe return. The solder’s families have our thoughts and prayers.

Answering Correct

Recently, hecklers harassed both Vernon Wells and Ken Griffey Jr. Fortunately, neither responded rudely. They responded with sarcasm. Wells inscribed a ball mocking his heckler. Griffey awarded his a jock strap. Wells and Griffey’s responses were appropriate. They should serve as an example for their colleagues.

American Idol Live Blog

Jordin Sparks (17 – Arizona)

Unique format. Previously, the judges-producer-favorite was the finale tradition. Given the songwriting angle, this has been advanced. Should consummate an interesting evening. Her performance is satisfactory. She does not oversing. Whereas the commencements have been boring, she is lively. Her ensemble is questionable. Lingerie as wardrobe? Simon selects the song. He still criticizes. Anyone surprised?

Seriously, why is she wearing lingerie? Her performance is magnificent. Her personality is naturally entrancing. Her initial two endeavors have highlighted the aforesaid. She does not oversing. The performance is peppy and hot. Amazing endeavor. Paula and I concur, she was fantastic. Why is Simon hating the arrangements?

Apparently, she has abandoned lingerie for tablecloths. Her performance is satisfactory. However, she previously excelled with upbeat songs. Why the tempo turn south? Her emotion is exquisite. One can easily grasp this is a seventeen year old singing for fame. Excellent endeavor. Simon is correct. Wrong song selection. The choice aged her.

Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)

Intriguing song selection. His face is Sting-esque. His performance is performance is respectable. He is not oversinging. He is not stretching the endeavor. He is within his boundaries. He is also excelling as the song concludes. Outstanding performance. What is with the flack jacket as a vest? Randy and I concur. Hot performance. Simon is correct. Not concerning the performance. However, he was channeling Sting. He is not Sting.

Excellent ensemble. The white jacket is fantastic. Outstanding song selection. His beginning is wonderful. His emotion translates. There was the signature beat boxing. The rhythm meshes perfectly with this tune. He was great. The lone drawback… he channeled Maroon 5. With that stated, this evening’s best performance.

Performing with Sir Mix-a-lot. Entertaining entrance video. The preppy sweater and the Rocky jogging outfit clash. This song was unknown. However, his performance is marvelous. Dance beats, upbeat rhythms are his element. He is exploiting this. His potential final performance ends with beat boxing. With that stated, I hope he advances. Simon is correct, he takes risks. America should reward this.

Melinda Doolittle (29 – Tennessee)

Her outfit has added twenty pounds. One could serve a twelve person dinner on her booty. Is the crowd asleep? This song possesses a slow tempo. However, she has increased the monotony. Emotional burst as the song concludes appears contrived. Terrible performance. Randy, she blew it out the park? She bedded the crowd. Round one to her? Quick, someone awaken Simon. He is sleep talking.

She has been linked with Tina. Thus, this is an interesting choice. Her wardrobe has improved. The blouse pattern is intoxicating. Her performance is excellent. The rhythm is slightly disjointed. However, her vocals supplant the rough cut. Tremendous performance.

Elegant wardrobe. Her performance is feisty and tremendous. Her emotion transcends. One can feel her inner strength. The backup singers are a great prop. She has been this year’s standard. She should easily advance. Simon is right. She is final worthy.

The Stupid Gun Rights Lobby

Howard David Ludwig registered for a Firearm Owner’s Identification Card. Ludwig is ten months old. Ludwig’s grandfather purchased him a gun. Ludwig’s father registered his license. The card features a photo and signature. This is ridiculous. Common sense should have denied this application. The gun lobby is putrid. Why? The aforesaid is the perfect explanation.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Today, NBC announced their new fall schedule. The biggest surprise, NBC is coming back in the fall.”

The Tonight Show

Right Conversation, Wrong Crowd

Last week, Tennessee elementary school teachers staged a fictitious attack. During the exercise, students hid and a hooded teacher yanked on a door. The students were not told the attack was false. Given recent events, the rationale was acceptable. The tactics were questionable.

Monday, May 14, 2007

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38 Pitches

Curt Schilling rants, assails, and opines. Occasionally, he also starts Boston Red Sox contests.

Choosing Scared

On Monday, recruit Augustus Gilchrist rescinded his Virginia Tech commitment. As his reason, Gilchrist cited the April 16th massacre. Safety is a personal choice. With that stated, violence could visit Florida, Texas, or USC. Fear should not dictate lives and decisions.

Who Wants to Own A Failure?

On Monday, Cerberus Capital Management purchased Chrysler. Cerberus paid $7.4 billion. Chrysler’s designs are bland. Their sales are destitute. Their lone consistency is quarterly losses. Simply stated, Chrysler is an absurd investment.

Future Reporting

On Monday, NBC discussed “Life in 2017.” Their conclusions included:

Advances in miniaturization and wireless communication mean technology will be almost invisible but threaded throughout bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchens, living rooms and workplaces, the Copenhagen Institute for Futures Studies predicts. “All family members will be occupied with different activities, from playing piano to making cheese, brewing beer and designing clothes, to painting, backyard golf and fitness,” it says.

When everything is connected like this, the details of your life will be flying around the air. In that world, security becomes paramount. Forget face-recognition software; in 2017, it will be all about the eyes. “I think it’s possible to free us completely from our wallets and keys using biometric technology if that’s what people want in 10 years’ time,” said Don Monro, a professor at the University of Bath in England.

In 2017, more of us will be living with cancer, but the good news is that a cancer diagnosis will be quicker and easier — as simple as taking a breath. And when a frightening diagnosis comes in, effective treatments will be at hand. “We will start to see successful treatments for Alzheimer’s Disease that actually treat the disease process, not just the symptoms, like current drugs do,” said Dr. Rudolph Tanzi of Massachusetts General Hospital.

Silencing the Simpletons

On Sunday, Phil Mickelson won the Tournament Players Championship. Since Wing Foot, the debate has concerned Mickelson ever recovering. Those debating… please shut up.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

Line of the Morning


Senator Barack Obama (D-IL)

“In 2003, Bush’s poll numbers were sky high. It was political suicide to oppose this war. I did. And it has nothing to do with talking tough. No one has talked tough to George Bush in four years.”