“Explainer in Chief ”

Tim Russert
(1950-2008)

Tim Russert: A Father’s Passing

On Friday, Tim Russert passed away. Russert was a magnificent journalist. He was a political icon. Yet, his worth exceeded analyst, bureau chief, and moderator. Despite his influence, Russert was every man. He was a father, husband, and son. He was not someone we watched. He was someone we knew. Paraphrasing Senator Ted Kennedy, “Tim need not be idealized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life; to be remembered simply as a good and decent man.”

For myself, Russert’s death is haunting. On May 21, 2006, my father passed away. Akin to Russert, his work ethic was exceptional. Akin to Russert, he had lifestyle and weight issues. I could spout platitudes. Instead, I will simply state the obvious. I miss my father. I will miss Tim Russert.

Tim Russert: America Reacts

President Bush: “As the longest-serving host of the longest-running program in the history of television, he was an institution in both news and politics for more than two decades. Tim was a tough and hardworking newsman. He was always well-informed and thorough in his interviews. And he was as gregarious off the set as he was prepared on it.”

Senator Joe Lieberman: “He was tough on 'Meet The Press,' but I never felt he was out to knock down government or politicians. He was trying to make us all better. And I think he really did that.”

Senator John McCain: "He was truly a great American who loved his family, his friends, his Buffalo Bills, and everything about politics and America. He was just a terrific guy."

Senator Barack Obama: “There wasn't a better interviewer in television. Not a more thoughtful analyst of our politics. And he was also one of the finest men I knew.”

Senator Charles Schumer: “Western New York, in particular, will miss Tim Russert because he was in every way Mr. Buffalo. Even when he was interviewing presidents and heads of state, Western New Yorkers knew that his blue collar, Buffalo sensibility guided him throughout.”

Senator Arlen Specter: “Tim will be sorely missed because his years as a Senate staffer and probing TV journalist gave him special insights on political and governmental issues. Had he chosen law as a career, his cross-examination would have made him a star in that field as well.”

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi: “Today, broadcast journalism lost one of its giants, who will be remembered along with names like Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite and David Brinkley. The city of Buffalo has also lost its favorite son, who loved his city and its hometown team, the Bills.”

NBC News Anchor Tom Brokaw: “I think I can invoke personal privilege to say that this news division will not be the same without his strong, clear voice. He'll be missed as he was loved greatly.”

CBS News Anchor Katie Couric: “Tim was a big teddy bear of a guy, but he was also a pit bull of an interviewer. He always held people's feet to the fire, often using their past words with great effect to reveal flip-flops or hypocrisy.”

Face the Nation Moderator Bob Schieffer: “He delighted in scooping me and I felt the same way when I scooped him. When you slipped one past ol' Russert, you felt as though you had hit a home run off the best pitcher in the league.”

SCOTUS Scolds President Bush

On Thursday, the United States Supreme Court embraced the suspension clause. According to the 5-4 majority, enemy combatants may contest their confinement. The Supreme Court’s decision is conflicting. Obviously, I oppose coddling terrorists. However, I profoundly respect the nine wise souls.

Remix to Acquittal

On Friday, R. Kelly was acquitted. Kelly is prime evil slime. During his career, Kelly has flouted authority. He has perverted music. He has sullied his profession. The jury should be ashamed. They facilitated a massive miscarriage of justice.

Goal Glory: Ovechkin wins MVP

On Thursday, Alexander Ovechkin won the Hart Trophy. This season, Ovechkin tallied 65 goals, 47 assists, and 112 points. “Sixty-five goals, leading scorer in the league, and their team made the playoffs,” said Jerome Iginla. “They turned it around pretty amazingly and everyone knows what a huge part of that he was. He's very deserving. It was fun to watch him, too.”

Despite his triumph, Ovechkin remains unsatisfied. “Next year I think we will be much better, and I can't wait to see it start,” he said. “We love what we're doing. We never give up, we believe in each other, we believe in the coach, we believe in everybody. Only when you believe do you win the Stanley Cup.”

In 2005, the NHL remade themselves. Goaltenders were restricted. Obstruction was reduced. Offensive zones were expanded. Two line passes were permitted. The objective was offensive explosion. Clearly, the NHL has succeeded. I applaud them.

Unpatriotic Paul Finally Silent

On Thursday, Congressman Ron Paul renounced his presidential candidacy. Thank God. Paul is an ass. During his campaign, he was annoying, imbecilic, offensive, and ridiculous. His presence insulted America.

College World Series Predictions

GAME 1
Florida State defeats Stanford 7-2

GAME 2
Georgia defeats Miami-Florida 6-4

GAME 3
Rice defeats Fresno State 6-0

GAME 4
LSU defeats North Carolina 7-6

GAME 5
Miami-Florida defeats Stanford 9-7
(Stanford eliminated)

GAME 6
Florida State defeats Georgia 4-3

GAME 7
North Carolina defeats Fresno State 13-2
(Fresno State eliminated)

GAME 8
Rice defeats LSU 7-5

GAME 9
Miami-Florida defeats Georgia 5-4
(Georgia eliminated)

GAME 10
North Carolina defeats LSU 7-3
(LSU eliminated)

GAME 11
Florida State defeats Miami-Florida 7-1
(Miami-Florida eliminated)

GAME 12
North Carolina defeats Rice 8-7

GAME 13
Rice defeats North Carolina 7-5
(North Carolina eliminated)

CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
Florida State defeats Rice 9-5
Florida State defeats Rice 5-3

100 Most Powerful Celebrities (Last Year)

1. Oprah Winfrey (1)
2. Tiger Woods (2)
3. Angelina Jolie (14)
4. Beyonce Knowles (Unrated)
5. David Beckham (15)
6. Johnny Depp (6)
7. Jay-Z (9)
8. The Police (Unrated)
9. J.K. Rowling (49)
10. Brad Pitt (5)
11. Will Smith (57)
12. Justin Timberlake (34)
13. Steven Spielberg (10)
14. Cameron Diaz (Unrated)
15. David Letterman (17)
16. LeBron James (48)
17. Jennifer Aniston (44)
18. Michael Jordan (35)
19. Kobe Bryant (23)
20. Phil Mickelson (16)
21. Madonna (3)
22. Simon Cowell (21)
23. Roger Federer (38)
24. Alex Rodriguez (29)
25. Jerry Seinfeld (42)
26. 50 Cent (32)
27. Kanye West (Unrated)
28. Celine Dion (20)
29. Bruce Willis (Unrated)
30. Dr. Phil McGraw (30)
31. Tom Cruise (8)
32. Jay Leno (26)
33. Sean (Diddy) Combs (43)
34. Stephen King (Unrated)
35. Miley Cyrus (Unrated)
36. Kimi Raikkonen (41)
37. Jeff Gordon (Unrated)
38. Ronaldinho (31)
39. Shaquille O'Neal (25)
40. Judge Judy Sheindlin (59)
41. Howard Stern (13)
42. Tyler Perry (Unrated)
43. Fernando Alonso (Unrated)
44. Leonardo DiCaprio (Unrated)
45. Donald Trump (19)
46. George Lucas (Unrated)
47. Keira Knightly (71)
48. Jerry Bruckheimer (3)
49. Nicolas Cage (Unrated)
50. Spice Girls (Unrated)
51. Matt Damon (52)
52. Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Unrated)
53. Bon Jovi (18)
54. Jennifer Lopez (Unrated)
55. Ben Stiller (28)
56. Kevin Garnett (Unrated)
57. Nicole Kidman (27)
58. James Patterson (Unrated)
59. Rush Limbaugh (36)
60. Reese Witherspoon (80)
61. Maria Sharapova (51)
62. Ryan Seacrest (76)
63. Gwen Stefani (Unrated)
64. Daniel Radcliff (79)
65. Alicia Keys (Unrated)
66. Gisele Bundchen (53)
67. Gwyneth Paltrow (Unrated)
68. Tyra Banks (61)
69. Serena Williams (69)
70. Eva Longoria Parker (Unrated)
71. Ellen DeGeneres (Unrated)
72. Sarah Jessica Parker (Unrated)
73. Katherine Heigl (Unrated)
74. Regis Phil bin (64)
75. Tom Clancy (Unrated)
76. Rachael Ray (66)
77. Cate Blanchett (63)
78. Heidi Klum (84)
79. Carrie Underwood (Unrated)
80. Jon Stewart (Unrated)
81. Justine Henin (Unrated)
82. Judd Apatow (Unrated)
83. Kate Moss (74)
84. Patrick Dempsey (Unrated)
85. Charlie Sheen (Unrated)
86. Drew Carey (Unrated)
87. Steve Carell (Unrated)
88. Lorena Ochoa (Unrated)
89. Jonas Brothers (Unrated)
90. Howie Mandel (Unrated)
91. Wolfgang Puck (88)
92. Zac Efron (Unrated)
93. Annika Sorenstam (83)
94. Ashley Tisdale (Unrated)
95. Gordon Ramsay (Unrated)
96. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Unrated)
97. Lauren Conrad (Unrated)
98. Serena Williams (Unrated)
99. Tina Fey (Unrated)
100. Paula Deen (99)

2007’s Relics
Rolling Stones (4)
Elton John (7)
Tom Hanks (11)
Grey’s Anatomy Cast (12)
U2 (22)
Michael Schumacher (24)
Brian Grazer/Ron Howard (33)
Tim McGraw (37)
George Clooney (40)
Adam Sandler (45)
Oscar De La Hoya (46)
Desperate Housewives Cast (47)
Derek Jeter (50)
Vince Vaughn (51)
President Bill Clinton (52)
Gore Verbenas (53)
Valentino Rossi (58)
Jessica Simpson (60)
Anthony Robbins (62)
Sandra Bullock (65)
Alan Greenspan (67)
Julia Roberts (68)
Michelle Wie (70)
Hilary Duff (72)
George Lopez (73)
Barbara Walters (75)
Scarlett Johansson (77)
Jessica Alba (78)
Larry the Cable Guy (81)
Deepak Chopra (82)
J.J. Abrams (85)
Dan Brown (86)
Emeril Lagasse (87)
Dane Cook (89)
Jack Welch (90)
John Grisham (91)
Jeff Foxworthy (92)
Rhonda Byrne (93)
Dakota Fanning (94)
Danica Patrick (95)
Mitch Albom (96)
Emma Watson (97)
Hayden Panettiere (98)
Bobby Flay (100)

“I've Got the Best Seat in the House”

Charlie Jones
(1930-2008)

Quiet Granite: Ogden Retires

On Thursday, Jonathan Ogden retired. “When you play football for as long as I have, it's really difficult to know injuries just won't let you play at the level that you all and myself expect me to play,” Ogden said. “Could I have still gone out there and played? Yes, probably, and still done an adequate job. But in my mind, I wouldn't have been helping the team as much as I needed to. And it wouldn't have been good for me.”

Offensive tackles are unappreciated. Yet, they are imperative. During his career, Ogden dominated and stabilized. He was an excellent professional. He was an exemplary individual.

John Clayton: The Prototype Tackle

Now that Jonathan Ogden of the Baltimore Ravens has officially retired, the scenario I've feared for the past couple of years has come to fruition. His retirement begins the close of perhaps the greatest blocking era in NFL history. Ogden came into the league in 1996 along with Bengals right tackle Willie Anderson. The 1997 draft produced Orlando Pace, Walter Jones and Tarik Glenn. The following year brought William Thomas and Flozell Adams into the league.

Those seven tackles have gone to a combined 40 Pro Bowls. More than anything else, that three-year cycle of tackles changed the game, and it all started with Ogden. What made the 6-foot-9, 345-pound tackle so great was that he was so much more dominating than those who went against him. He towered over his opponents but was able to lower his basketball-style body into blocking stances that prevented even the shortest defensive ends from getting past him. His ability to consistently nullify the opponent's right defensive end or best pass-rusher without blocking help from teammates opened up offenses to where they are today.

With Ogden taking out the best pass-rusher, Ravens offensive coaches were able to free a tight end on routes downfield instead of keeping him around the offensive line for double-team blocks. Pace followed shortly, and before long, Mike Martz, the Rams' offensive coordinator during their Super Bowl championship year in 1999, was able to send all his receivers on routes because he felt confident Pace could buy time for Kurt Warner to stay upright in the pocket. More and more teams with a left tackle cut from the Ogden mold were able to spread the field with receivers and watch their passing numbers prosper.

To truly understand Ogden's effect, you have to go back to the era he entered in 1996. The league was struggling on offense. Most of the starting quarterbacks were aging and well into their 30s, while few quarterbacks were coming out of college with the ability to play. By the late 1990s, the situation was so desperate that a quarterback could play a season in NFL Europe, come back the next year and start. Teams were scoring an average of 20.45 points per game and attempting 33.26 passes a game with 19.1 completions in 1996. Quarterbacks were being victimized for 2.3 sacks a game. Brett Favre dominated because he was Brett Favre. Others struggled.

The three-year tackle evolution -- and there were other left tackles from those three drafts who started -- formed a foundation for teams to begin the passing evolution that has continued into today. With more receivers spreading the field, quarterbacks didn't have to drop back seven steps to pass. Quicker, more viable receiving options were available. The evolution also allowed the league to get younger and better at quarterback. Last season's throwers completed 20.36 of their 33 pass attempts a game. Twenty-four quarterbacks completed 60 percent of their passes. Sacks dropped to 2.15 per game.

Unfortunately, Ogden never had a great quarterback who could take advantage of all the options that were open to the Ravens' offense, but whenever the quarterback play was good enough, the Ravens won. Steve McNair came over with experience in 2006, and the Ravens won 13 games. And when Trent Dilfer, a smart signal-caller, was under center, the Ravens won a Super Bowl in 2000.

Game-changers come around maybe once a decade, and Ogden, in my opinion, was the game-changer at left tackle. He was a human mountain at the position and an amazing athlete who could position his body between a defensive end and his quarterback. Whether blocking on a running play or a pass play, Ogden won his assignment. I can think of only a couple of positions in modern history that have had such an influx of talent in such a short period of time, changing the game like the mid-1990s changed left tackle.

John Elway, Dan Marino and Jim Kelly were part of the great draft class of 1983. Warren Moon and Steve Young entered the league in 1984 and 1985, respectively. They all had Hall of Fame careers and set new standards for play at quarterback. This was right when the NFL was making the turn from a running league to a passing league. The linebacker position changed in 1981, thanks to Lawrence Taylor. Taylor was a college defensive end Bill Parcells turned into a linebacker in a 3-4 defense. Given the extra couple of steps and the ability to stand up before the start of plays, Taylor was unblockable. Mike Singletary also was part of that 1981 draft, and his vision and ability to read plays set new standards at middle linebacker. Andre Tippett of the Patriots, another version of Taylor, entered the league in 1982. Football changed for the better, thanks to their contributions.

Although he was a quiet, thoughtful person, Ogden also changed the perception of blockers. He changed the pay structure of the league, making left tackle one of the top-paid positions in the sport, with salaries equivalent to those of quarterbacks. Left tackle Jake Long of the Dolphins just received a $10 million a year contract as the first pick in the draft. Ogden protected quarterbacks, and his agent, Marvin Demoff, creatively found ways to keep his salary at levels no one ever expected for what once was considered an anonymous position.

It will be interesting to see how many of the top left tackles from those three years make the Hall of Fame. Ogden should be a first-ballot Hall of Famer. He went to 11 Pro Bowls. Retired Chiefs and Saints tackle Willie Roaf, who was part of the class of 1993, has a good chance, too. He also went to 11 Pro Bowls. Jones has gone to eight Pro Bowls, and Pace has gone to seven. Both of them have a chance. It was a marvelous era for blocking, and I wonder how the game will change as these tackles filter out of the league. Jones still is at the top of his game in Seattle, but he has been bothered by shoulder problems the past couple of seasons. Pace is starting to fight injuries. Glenn surprisingly retired last year. Adams signed an extension with the Cowboys during the offseason.

Joe Thomas of the Browns offers hope for the future with last year's Pro Bowl season as a rookie in Cleveland. And the seven tackles taken in the first round of the 2008 draft will help fill the void. But don't expect the level of play provided by Ogden and his contemporaries. He was part of a special time for this league. He will be missed.

The Third Thousand

During our third thousand, Republican and Democratic Presidential Candidates campaigned. Senators John McCain and Barack Obama won. The United States economy crumbled. Pakistan ended emergency rule. Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, Kwame Kilpatrick, O.J. Simpson, and Britney Spears owned the headlines.

The United States Supreme Court embraced voter identification. September eleventh tribunals commenced. North Korea fired several missiles toward South Korea. Vladimir Putin won Person of the Year. Pope Benedict XVI visited New York and Washington D.C. The Writers Guild of America returned. The George Mitchell Report was released. The Liberty City Seven received two mistrials. J.P. Morgan Chase purchased Bear Stearns.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright prattled and preened. New York Police Officers Marc Cooper, Gescard Isnora, and Michael Oliver were acquitted. Senator Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor. Jamie Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy.

Joe Gibbs, Bob Knight, Mark Penn, Bobby Petrino, Bill Shaheen, Elliot Spitzer, Sean Sutton, and Meg Witman resigned. Brett Favre, Dominik Hasek, Floyd Mayweather, Steve McNair, Warren Sapp, Michael Strahan, and Chris Webber retired. Bobby Cutts and Wesley Snipes were convicted. David Cook won American Idol.

Larry Brown, Tom Crean, Michael Curry, Johnny Dawkins, Vinny Del Negro, Travis Ford, John Harbaugh, Trent Johnson, June Jones, Todd McLellan, Mike Montgomery, Rick Neuheisel, Bill Parcells, Terry Porter, Rich Rodriguez, Scott Skiles, Mike Smith, Tony Sparano, Bill Stewart, Donnie Walsh, and Jim Zorn were hired. Brian Billick, John Brady, Ben Braun, Cam Cameron, Marc Crawford, Wayne Krivsky, Larry Krystkowiak, Randy Mueller, Flip Saunders, Scott Skiles, Isaih Thomas, John Tortorella, and Sam Vincent were fired.

Shawn Alexander, Cedric Benson, Chris Henry, and Travis Henry were released. Bruce Allen, Romeo Crenel, Michael Cuddyer, Jon Gruden, Justin Morneau, Alex Rodriguez, and A.J. Smith were retained. Pau Gasol, Pacman Jones, Jason Kidd, Shaquille O’Neal, Johan Santana, Miquel Tejada were traded. Jake Long was selected first.

Major League Baseball enhanced their drug testing policy. Florida State suspended thirty-six. Ken Griffey registered his 600th home run. The New York Giants stunned the New England Patriots. The Detroit Red Wings, LSU, Kansas, and Tennessee scored titles. Trevor Immelman won the Masters. Novak Djokovic, Ana Invanovic, Rafael Nadal, and Maria Sharapova won major championships. Ashley Force and Danica Patrick finally won.

E.J. Bavazzi, Benazir Bhutto, Julia Carson, Bo Diddley, Bobby Fischer, Dan Fogelberg, Georgia Frontiere, Charlton Heston, Sir Edmund Hillary, Gordon Hinckley, Stanley Kamel, Tom Lantos, Yves Saint-Laurent, Heath Ledger, Jim McKay, Deborah Jane Palfrey, Oscar Peterson, Suzanne Pleshette, Johnny Podres, Sydney Pollack, and Will Robinson died.

During our next thousand…

NEW RULE

Stupid decisions are unnecessary.

On Thursday, seventeen-year-old Ameer Best and sixteen year old Arthur Alston, Rasheem Bell, Nashir Fisher, and Kinta Stanton were charged with murder. In May, El Camino High School perpetrated a hoax. Why are people stupid? If conflict, drama, hostility prosecution, or turmoil may result, why act?

Worth A Read

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Since February 2007, blogging the NBA.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you Presidential Candidate Ron Paul?

According to a study, bikinis enliven men. Seriously? I am shocked.

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) NBA Finals, (2) United States Open, (3) College World Series, (4) Major League Baseball, (5) Life Lock 400

Keith Olbermann Makes Me Puke

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The country of Abu Dhabi has announced it is buying the Chrysler Building in New York. Why don’t they buy something the people don’t really want? Like the Knicks.”

The Tonight Show

Shark Pursuit

On Thursday, the San Jose Sharks hired Detroit Red Wings Assistant Coach Todd McLellan. Since 2005-2006, the Sharks have amassed 144-76-26 record. Regrettably, they have not won a Stanley Cup. McLellan’s objective is obvious.

NEW RULE

Marriage is singular.

On Wednesday, Mansa Musa Muhummed was convicted of abuse, torture, and child endangerment. Muhummed has two wives and nineteen children. Seriously? Marriage is interpretable. However, marriage is monogamous. Marriage does not sanction cheating. Marriage does not pervert religion. Marriage possesses only one sequel. Divorce.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you the NBA’s credibility?

According to a study, video games assist seniors. They energize them. Every morning, John McCain plays four hours.

Today’s top five or College World Series favorites (1) Florida State, (2) North Carolina, (3) Miami-Florida, (4) LSU, (5) Rice

Keith Olbermann Scorches Katie Couric

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“NASA has announced a plan to take a trip to the sun. They want to get to the sun; they want to find the thermostat, and turn it down.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Jim Johnson Junked

On Wednesday, Democratic Vice Presidential Advisor Jim Johnson resigned. Senator Barack Obama must realize… potential impropriety trumps impropriety.

Change You Can Berate

Libya President Momar Gadhafi: “Obama has not fulfilled anything from his slogan: ‘Change.’ We expected his (Obama’s) change to mean that he will stand beside the Palestinian people, the besieged and the victims of injustice. Obama’s announcement that the unified Jerusalem should be the eternal capital of Israel and that he will support it with $30 billion during the next 10 years, has disappointed our hopes and that of the Africans.”

Handicapping the U.S. Open

Phil Mickelson: 4-1
Adam Scott: 5-1
Tigers Woods: 6-1
Justin Rose: 7-1
Retief Goosen: 8-1
Steve Stricker: 9-1
Ernie Els: 10-1
Vijay Singh: 12-1
Padraig Harrington: 14-1
Chris Dimarco: 15-1
Zach Johnson: 20-1
Charles Howell III: 25-1

Mark Stein: For Donaghy, No Believable Answer

It doesn't matter how many times David Stern squares his feet and starts launching his go-to denials. It doesn't matter how often the NBA's commissioner sternly assures us the U.S. Attorney's Office and the FBI soon will reveal findings that show Tim Donaghy, without doubt, is the "only one here that's guilty of criminal activity."

It probably won't even matter now if The Rogue Ref, as Stern famously dubbed him, is proven conclusively to be just what The Commish says he is. "The reality is that … he's a singing, cooperating witness who is trying to get as light a sentence as he can," Stern insisted, attempting to discredit the most damaging round of allegations yet from the disgraced Donaghy, as he arrived at Staples Center for Game 3 of what was supposed to be his NBA Finals fantasy.

"We said it in July," Stern continued, "and we'll say it again on the first anniversary: There's one criminal here."

Sorry. The reality is that the NBA's credibility issues aren't going away even if Stern's proclamations all are true. Not after another postseason that has only swelled the ranks of the conspiracy theorists. The reality for Stern and his league is considerably more complicated and uncomfortable than Easy Dave makes it sound, no matter how many holes are in the documents emanating from Donaghy's accusations (no names yet, for starters) and no matter how much backing pro basketball eventually gets from those heavyweight government agencies. The nightmarish reality that hangs over what was supposed to be Stern's dream Finals is that public confidence in NBA officiating is maybe even lower now than it was when Donaghy's betting on games and association with known gamblers were first revealed last summer.

With no clear-cut way to raise it. After the Lakers lost Game 2 of these Finals in Boston, shooting only 10 free throws to the Celtics' 38? After the Lakers took a must-win Game 3 at home to slice the series deficit to 2-1 and save their season, shooting 20 of the evening's first 24 free throws and with Kobe Bryant going to the line 18 times?

After Team Donaghy, in between those games, let it be known that he has accused two former fellow referees of fixing the outcome of the Lakers' unforgettably controversial Game 6 win over the Kings in the 2002 Western Conference finals? Good luck trying to convince disgruntled fans on both coasts that Donaghy's claims that league officials direct their referees "to manipulate games" to "boost ticket sales and television ratings" have no merit.

"Baseless" was the word Stern used to describe the allegations. But it's getting harder to find folks who don't believe there's something to what Donaghy's lawyer has been saying. It's not just the fans, either. Distrust in certain refs only grows every year among players, coaches and team executives. Two examples from Texas: All of San Antonio is convinced the Spurs have no shot at a W if Joey Crawford is in the building, just as anyone who follows Dallas can tell you that when Danny Crawford has a whistle, the Mavs have a 2-14 record in the playoffs since Mark Cuban bought the team. Worse yet?

Good ideas for how the NBA goes about improving the quality of its officiating and restoring some of that trust are, shall we say, scarce. This is the only sports league in America in which it's a routine reaction by folks on the inside as well as the outside to respond to bitter defeat with charges of biased refereeing or outright game-rigging. It's a massive problem magnified by the fact that no one I've encountered in 15 years of covering the league is overflowing with suggestions for how to stop such perceptions from mushrooming any further, let alone for how to put a halt to them.

Would congressional hearings do it? Would it appease the masses if the NBA submitted to an open examination of its referees on Capitol Hill, as baseball did with steroids? Or are such hearings more about politics than about finding the truth? Is it time for some significant changes during the game? Like, say, giving each coach video challenges, as they do in the NFL?

Long known as the league's loudest critic of Stern's referees, Cuban has been calling for years for an independent head of officiating to be hired from the real world to find, evaluate and manage referees. Cuban gained an unexpected ally when Lakers coach Phil Jackson announced during his pregame address Tuesday that he'd like to see NBA refs employed and managed as "a separate entity [from] the NBA entirely."

But even Jackson seemed to understand that Stern's having no control over the referees doesn't quite make sense, either, quickly adding: "I don't think that's going to happen."

That's the state of NBA reffing today. So many layers, so few answers. No obvious path to make things better. As my ESPN colleague Michael Wilbon recently wrote in The Washington Post: "The larger point here is that nobody has ever known what is and what isn't a foul in professional basketball. … It's as subjective as anything in sports, calling a foul. You can't get a consensus from people who've been in and around the game for 100 years."

Satisfying the skeptical media and public when it comes to NBA officiating is tougher still. Another example: There were numerous calls throughout the season for the league to be more transparent on officiating matters, as Stern promised the league would be when the Donaghy scandal broke. So what happened when the league responded to a few reporters' inquiries during the Western Conference finals by admitting its refs missed a foul on L.A.'s Derek Fisher on the last play of Game 4 in San Antonio? The league office was subjected to widespread criticism for acknowledging the mistake and thus undermining those refs.

Yet it's likewise true that the NBA can (and must) figure out how to do a lot more than it did this season, which amazingly generated so little Donaghy chatter. I fully expected to be hearing and talking about this scandal all year. Unappetizing as it was for Stern to have to deal with it on this stage -- courtesy of some timing from Donaghy's legal team, which certainly wasn't accidental -- the league is amazingly lucky the story was dormant for such long stretches during the past nine months.

It was a certifiable bombshell to hear Donaghy, through a Brooklyn court filing, allege that two former colleagues he called "company men" conspired to ensure the 2002 West finals would reach a seventh game. The claim was so aggressive that even Cuban was prompted to throw some support behind his longtime nemesis, telling ESPN.com via e-mail: "There's no way on God's green Earth that David Stern has ever done anything to influence the outcome of a game."

I believe it, too. Stern is too smart and too fair and has way too much to lose to even think of orchestrating anything. But, again, perceptions are hugely powerful. Stern has no choice but to manufacture a way to start convincing the NBA's ever-growing legion of skeptics that these Donaghy allegations, as well as his previous charges (that relationships between referees, coaches and players have "prevented games from being played on a level playing field''), are untrue.

Stern maintains that the details forthcoming from the FBI's investigation and the NBA's own internal review, presumably to be released after Donaghy's mid-July sentencing, will fill in several blanks, start easing concerns and lead to a clearer picture of what the league intends to do better, ref-wise. Let's hope.

Let's hope, because the mountains of evidence in recent hoop history that completely undermine the very notion of conspiracies -- such as small-market San Antonio's winning four championships and two draft lotteries, and the Knicks' sliding all the way to laughingstock territory just a few miles from the NBA's offices -- don't stop ESPN.com readers from flooding my mailbag with countless cries that NBA outcomes are being orchestrated.

Nor did they stop a man as respected as the nine-ringed Jackson from making one of the more inflammatory statements of a newsy Tuesday night. Asked for his recollections about that Lakers-Kings Game 6 that Donaghy says was fixed, in which L.A. shot 27 free throws to Sacramento's nine in the fourth quarter, Jackson asked, "Was that after the fifth game [that] we had the game stolen away from us after a bad call out of bounds and gave the ball back to Sacramento and they made a 3-point shot? There's a lot of things going on in these games and they're suspicious, but I don't want to throw it back to there."

That's just one more allegation that must make Stern envy Bud Selig some days.

Third Choice: Bulls Draft Del Negro

On Wednesday, the Chicago Bulls hired Phoenix Suns Assistant General Manager Vinny Del Negro. “I haven't coached before,” he said. “But like I said before, as people get to know me and we get this team going in the right direction, winning builds confidence. There's a young team here and they need some confidence. I'm not a magician, it will take time. It's a huge challenge, but I feel very confident with people around me and the support staff I have. I can control three things: I know this team will be well-conditioned, well-prepared and competitive. It will compete at a high level.”

Following Michael Jordan’s exodus, Chicago carded six consecutive losing campaigns. They amassed a 119-341 record. Scott Skiles transformed them. Hopefully, Del Negro mirrors his example.

One Athlete’s Torment

Writing this letter is both painful and humiliating. It has been almost six weeks since my release from the Orioles and I am still unable to land any opportunity at a second chance to play the game that I love.

I am young, healthy and determined. I have acknowledged and apologized for the mistake that I made and writing this letter should be proof enough that I have indeed suffered for my mistake. I have faith and hope that some team will give me the chance to prove that I can not only be a productive player but also be a stellar member of their organization. My faith in a second chance has inspired me to work harder than I have at any time in my life. My faith has gotten me through this most difficult period in my life.

All I need is a chance -- any chance -- anywhere. I am more than willing to begin the process of proving that I can and will be a productive major league player by playing in the minor leagues. As you know, I have played seven seasons in the big leagues and have hit 20-plus homeruns in three seasons and have hit .277 in three seasons (2003, 2005 and 2006). At 31 years old, I have NO DOUBT that my best baseball is ahead of me.

I know that my agents at ACES have tried to land me an opportunity in the minor leagues but have been met with negative responses by each and every Organization. I am not blind to the fact that I have made a mistake and that mistake has raised doubt about my character and ability. It is important that you know that my indiscretions, while regretful, were made in an effort to heal a nagging wrist injury. I would encourage you to speak with anyone in this game, including players, coaches, front office etc. who know me. I am confident that everyone you speak with will vouch for my character. I respectfully and humbly request that you grant me the chance to play for your organization.

I am so willing to prove myself as a player, and a person, that I will donate ALL of my minor league earnings to your Club's charity. In the event that I earn the right to play at the major league level, I will gladly donate a significant sum to that same charity. Once again, all I need is a chance and I will prove that I can be an extremely productive player and a great addition to your organization.

Please feel free to contact me directly [phone numbers redacted]. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Jay Gibbons

Terrell Torches Testing

Terrell Owens: “They can test me 1,000 times. I know that I don't use illegal stuff, so I'm good. Especially with everything with the steroids and performance-enhancing drugs, for me to be put out there in that light, I think it's just a negative connotation for me. It's all because of a missed call that negative perception is out there. The thing is they had already put in the reasonable cause testing program, which I didn't want to do. I didn't want to be a part of that. It's just ridiculous. I take pride in what I do. I take pride in keeping myself healthy. ... I know what I put in my body.”

NEW RULE

Three fighters is insufficient.

On May 5, 2007, Floyd Mayweather Jr. defeated Oscar De La Hoya. On December 8, 2007, Mayweather defeated Ricky Hatton. On September 20, De La Hoya wanted Hatton. Thankfully, Hatton rejected him. Joe Calzaghe, Miguel Cotto, Manny Pacquiao, Kelly Pavlik… These are competitive pugilists. They merit the spotlight. Why not showcase them?

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Hey, didn’t you used to be Dontrelle Willis?

According to the United States Depart of Energy, gasoline’s summit is $4.15. Anyone relieved?

Today’s top five or United States Open favorites (1) Phil Mickelson, (2) Adam Scott, (3) Retief Goosen, (4) Tiger Woods, (5) Justin Rose

Countdown Campaign Rewind

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“There’s a salmonella outbreak; they believe it’s linked to tomatoes. You don’t realize how much you eat tomatoes until you can’t get them anymore. Today I was forced to order a BLB, which is bacon, lettuce, and more bacon. I’m thinking of ditching the lettuce too, just to be safe.”

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Michael Strahan: Ridiculous, Rude, & Retired

In New York, Michael Strahan is beloved. The aforesaid is unfortunate. Strahan is an ass. His lone accomplishment? A fraudulent sack record. His lone attribute? A pompous personality.

On Tuesday, Strahan retired. “I’ve played hard, I’ve played well, I’ve always played my best,” said Strahan. “And at some point you have to realize that you’ve done just about all you can do and need to do. And then it’s time to move on. That’s why I’m here before you today: To say that it’s over.”

“I think after 15 years, the man upstairs said: ‘Michael, I let you stick around for 15. I gave you a ring. Now don’t be stupid,’ ” Strahan said. “So I’m trying not to be stupid.”

During his career, Strahan recorded 854 tackles and 141 ½ sacks. He registered six eleven-plus sack seasons. He won the 2001 NFL Defensive Player of the Year Award. “There is nothing like it,” Strahan said . “You come out of that tunnel and you have the cheers, or you have the boos — and in some stadiums worse. There is nothing, absolutely, like that. And if I didn’t have the passion to feel that, then money couldn’t buy the passion.”

In 1985, Howard Cosell coined “jockocracy.” Strahan epitomized this. He reviled non-athletes who were smarter.

Dominik’s Second… Title & Retirement

Comebacks are unwise. They never rival the initial incarnation. Michael Jordan reappeared. He averaged only 21.2 points per contest. Reggie White returned. He scored only 5.5 sacks. Obviously, competition is infinite and innate. However, age rules ability.

On Monday, Dominik Hasek retired. “Physically, I'm felling great -- as well as ever,” he said. “I just don't feel that I'm ready to compete on the highest level. I need motivation. Right now, I don't feel it's there and I don't want to disappoint anyone.”

During his career, Hasek amassed a 389-223-82 record. He posted a 2.20 goals against average. He registered a .922 save percentage. Hasek accrued two Hart Trophies. He accumulated six Vezina Trophies. “You're splitting hairs if you pick one between Dom, Roy and Brodeur because they all had different styles,” said Steve Yzerman. “It's like comparing Mercedes, Ferrari to Porsche.”

Despite another championship, Hasek’s verdict is obvious. Akin to Jordan and White, his reappearance was unwarranted.

Destination Lakeland

On Tuesday, the Detroit Tigers demoted Dontrelle Willis. This season, Willis has penciled an 0-1 record. He has posted a 10.32 earned run average. In 11 1/3 innings, he has surrendered 21 walks. Clearly, Willis was overvalued.

Dumars Decides, Chooses Curry

On Tuesday, the Detroit Pistons hired Coach Michael Curry. According to General Manager Joe Dumars, Curry comprehends. “Michael has been a proven leader throughout his NBA career as a player, administrator and assistant coach,” Dumars said. “Given his strong knowledge of the game and tireless work ethic, we feel he is the right person to lead our team. Michael understands the culture of our franchise and its expectations.”

Since 2002-2003, the Pistons have logged a 334-158 ledger. Yet, they have fired Rick Carlisle, Larry Brown, and Flip Saunders. Detroit cannot continue this. Eventually, Dumars deserves scrutiny.

Kings No More

On Tuesday, the Los Angeles Kings fired Coach Marc Crawford. With the Colorado Avalanche and Vancouver Canucks, Crawford amassed eight playoff appearances. With the Kings, he logged a 59-84-21 ledger. Clearly, the Kings are abysmal.

Yahoo: The Company They Keep

Barack Obama and John McCain are billing themselves as distant from special interests. It doesn't take a very deep look into their White House bids to see that's false advertising.

Presidential races tap into the same political circles that keep lobbyists employed and the revolving door spinning. Obama and McCain have a long way to go to free themselves of insiders and special interests. Roughly one-third of 93 "Reagan alumni" who endorsed McCain have been or are registered to lobby, though McCain never said so. The Florida fundraising team for McCain and the Republican National Committee, announced last week, includes at least two Florida lobbyists: Fred Karlinsky is Florida counsel to the Property Casualty Insurers Association, which lobbies in Washington on consumer issues, disaster planning and insurance; the other, Thomas Panza, served on Florida business regulation and health care study commissions.

Obama's team in Nevada, put together last summer to help him with the state's January caucuses, included at least two Nevada lobbyists: one that represented Barrick Gold of North America, a mining company that also lobbies in Washington, and another whose clients included U.S. Airways, Corrections Corp. of America and consulting company Accenture, which lobby in Washington.

McCain's advisory committee on legal issues, announced last month, included at least nine lobbyists, but McCain didn't identify them as such. Instead, his campaign listed them with their former government positions. In addition, the committee has members with lobbying ties, included at least five partners in Washington law and lobby firms who weren't personally registered to lobby and three former lobbyists.

Obama accepted an endorsement from former Sen. Don Riegle of Michigan but never mentioned Riegle also is a Washington lobbyist whose clients include London-based metals merchant Norimet Ltd. and Geneva-based liquor distributor SPI Group SA. McCain and Obama have each taken new steps to hold lobbyists — at least those in Washington — at arm's length. But such moves are incomplete, at best, for putting real distance between their campaigns and special interests. Many operate below the public's radar: Unless the advisers are paid staff or donors, the candidates are not required to identify them or their lobbyist connections.
Obama and the DNC announced Thursday the party will follow Obama's policy of turning away donations from Washington lobbyists.

Last month, McCain adopted a conflict-of-interest policy that drove some Washington lobbyists from his campaign. They included former Texas Rep. Tom Loeffler, a McCain fundraiser and adviser. Those on the campaign payroll have had to sever their lobbying ties; McCain adviser Charlie Black recently retired from the prominent Washington lobbying firm he helped found. Volunteers must tell the campaign if they are lobbyists and cannot take part in campaign policymaking on subjects on which they lobby; if McCain wins, those who join his administration must promise never to lobby it. The policy doesn't mention people whose companies or groups hire lobbyists.

To consort only with outsiders, McCain and Obama would have to accept help only from people who never worked in politics, wanted anything from government or worked for anyone who has. They would have to shun leaders of their own parties. The Democratic and Republican national committees include well-known Washington lobbyists among their top officials. DNC vice chairwoman Lottie Shackelford, a former Little Rock, Ark., mayor, is a lobbyist whose clients include Hyundai Motor Co., which is pressing on free trade issues with Korea that Obama opposes. She also has worked for the Sallie Mae student loan provider, State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Co. and Allstate Insurance Co. Her firm boasts on its Web site of her "long-term relationship with American policymakers."

The lobbying clients of RNC vice chairman Frank Donatelli include the National Basketball Association, for whom he lobbied this year on steroids legislation, a tougher ban on Internet gambling, and immigration legislation that would guarantee work visas for minor-league players. Donatelli, executive vice president and federal public affairs director for McGuireWoods Consulting, worked for President Reagan and aided President Bush's 2000 Florida recount effort. Other avenues for access abound. The well-connected take lead roles in organizing the upcoming nominating conventions. They raise money for the party and for candidates up and down the ticket, and for costly Inauguration Day galas in Washington. They take time off from their jobs to help get out the vote in battleground states. And they serve as advisers, paid or volunteer, to candidates who might invite them to advise the incoming administration.

McCain announced in January an ex-aide to presidential brother and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush agreed to help run "Lawyers for McCain" in Florida. Hayden Dempsey is a lobbyist with Greenberg Traurig, whose former star lobbyist, Jack Abramoff, was investigated by McCain when he was chairman of the Senate Indian Affairs Committee. Dempsey's state client list includes businesses that also lobby in Washington: the Amerigroup health-care company, MAXIMUS information technology firm and UnitedHealth Group insurance company.

Technology experts who endorsed Obama include Andrew McLaughlin, who lobbied Congress and the Bush administration on trade issues for Google Inc. last year with McCain donor and former McCain Senate chief counsel Pablo Chavez; and Ed Zander, chief executive of Motorola, an Illinois-based communications company that lobbies in Washington. Lobbyists have made campaign appearances for McCain. They include former Oklahoma Gov. Frank Keating, chief executive of the American Council of Life Insurers and co-chairman of "Catholics for McCain." Another is former Navy Secretary William Ball, a Washington lobbyist whose client list includes Southwest Airlines, facing a record $10.2 million fine and congressional scrutiny over safety issues.

At least 17 lobbyists are among McCain's top fundraisers, including Jack Oliver III, a former national GOP official whose Washington lobbying list includes the Financial Services Forum, a group of banks and investment firms; and corporate giants Shell Oil Co., Verizon Communications Inc. and Union Pacific Corp. railroad. Obama's biggest fundraisers include Charles Adams Jr., a partner in Hogan & Hartson, a law and lobbying firm active in Washington, and Michael Froman, who worked at the White House, Treasury Department and National Security Council and now works as an executive at Citigroup, which spent $8 million lobbying in Washington last year.

McCain's national campaign co-chairs include John Chambers, chief executive of Cisco Systems Inc., a technology company that spent $1.4 million last year lobbying in Washington on immigration, digital television, personal data privacy and security, patent legislation and trade issues. Another is former Homeland Security secretary and Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge, who now runs a Washington consulting firm and sits on the boards of several high-tech companies, some of them federal contractors.

The Democratic presidential race could be considered a dream come true for some lobbyists. Those lucky enough to rank as Democratic "superdelegates" free to back the candidate of their choice at the party's nominating convention found the tables turned: Two senators, Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, needed their votes for a change, and for weeks courted superdelegates aggressively.

Superdelegates backing Obama include Joyce Brayboy of North Carolina, a Washington lobbyist and former congressional chief of staff whose clients include the American Bankers Association, Moneygram International money-transfer service and Recording Industry Association of America. Obama superdelegate Moses Mercado of Texas, a former aide to then-Rep. Richard Gephardt, D-Mo., has been a lobbyist at the same Washington firm as Wayne Berman, who raised money for McCain. Mercado's client list at Ogilvy Government Relations includes the American Chemistry Council trade group; the American Petroleum Institute and Chevron, both with big stakes in energy policy; and the American Trucking Associations, whose priorities include highway funding and labor rules.

Shackelford, who lobbied Congress and the Bush administration on behalf of Hyundai, also lobbied for Lyondell Chemical Co. over discontinuing use of the gasoline additive MTBE, which helps prevent engines from knocking. MTBE's leading alternative is ethanol, which Obama supports. She is with the lobby firm Global USA, whose chairman, Stanton Anderson, lobbies for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce Institute for Legal Reform and is among Reagan alumni who endorsed McCain.

Another superdelegate, Robert Strauss of Texas, a former ambassador and Democratic National Committee chairman, founded the firm that became international law and lobbying giant Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld. Its clients include the governments of Panama and South Korea, who want trade agreements with the United States that Obama opposes. Akin Gump also lobbied for Chinese oil company CNOOC, reaching out to McCain's staff and others on Capitol Hill as CNOOC unsuccessfully tried to win backing for its offer to acquire Unocal.

Lobbying interests and candidates can help each other without breaking the law. Openly promising goodies such as federal contracts, policy decisions or political appointments in exchange for campaign money could amount to a felony, but there are plenty of benefits to be had without illegal quid pro quos. Candidates receive money and support, and lobbyists gain political experience and the access they need. For state-level lobbyists, a week with the state's convention delegation can mean valuable time with the governor and legislative leaders. And ties to a presidential nominee and other powerful politicians can be their own reward as lobbyists, trade associations and unions work to keep and attract clients or members.

Hunter Johnston, a Washington lobbyist who raised money for Sen. John Kerry's 2004 Democratic presidential campaign, said it's risky for candidates to say lobbyists do not and cannot work in their campaigns or future administrations. "You're excluding a large number of very competent people," Johnston said. "If they do make a statement, then it's hard to live up to such a statement, and if you live up to such a statement, I don't think it's in their interests."

NEW RULE

John McCain is immune.

On Monday, Campaign Money Watch requested an investigation. Their quarry? Senator John McCain. Seriously? McCain is exempt. He championed campaign finance reform. You cannot criticize Wolfgang Puck’s cooking.

Bill Moyers: Mama Said Knock You Out

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you a professional athlete?

On Monday, Apple announced an improved I-Phone. Thank goodness. If Barack Obama cannot call Hillary Clinton, hear Will-I-Am, and view his website… America has failed.

Today’s top five or potential Vice Presidents (1) Ed Rendell, (2) Tim Kaine, (3) Jim Webb, (4) Evan Bayh, (5) Wes Clark

British Shin Kicking

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Crazy hot in New York City. Here’s how hot it is in New York City: Today, Angelina Jolie adopted a penguin.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Saudi Eureka

On Monday, Saudi Arabia requested a summit. I applaud them. In France, Great Britain, Japan, and the United States, gas prices are ridiculous. The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries must increase production. They must decrease oil’s value.

Following Bust, Bears Bounce Benson

On Monday, the Chicago Bears released Cedric Benson. On Saturday, Benson was charged with drunken driving. In one month, this transgression was his second. “Cedric displayed a pattern of behavior we will not tolerate,” said General Manager Jerry Angelo. “As I said this past weekend, you have to protect your job. Everyone in this organization is held accountable for their actions. When individual priorities overshadow team goals, we suffer the consequences as a team. Those who fail to understand the importance of 'team' will not play for the Chicago Bears.”

During his career, Benson has accrued 420 carries, 1,593 yards, and 10 touchdowns. In 2007, Benson recorded 196 carries, 674 yards, and 4 touchdowns. “I apologize for making the poor decision to drink and drive during the early morning of Saturday, June 7th,” Benson said. “Given the incident last month, it was a particularly bad decision. I have no excuse for this lack of judgment. Though I strongly believe that I am not guilty of any crime, I realize that the public and the Bears organization hold me to higher standard. Though my local attorneys will continue to work hard to prove my innocence, I confess to using poor judgment. Please accept my deepest apology.”

On June 25, 2007, the Bears released Tank Johnson. With Benson, they acted similarly. They showcased conscience. They were unambiguous. Clearly, the Bears require exemplary conduct.

Junior Milestone

On Monday, Ken Griffey Jr. registered his 600th home run. During his career, Griffey has endured hatred, humiliation, injuries, and pain. Yet, he has maintained dignity. He has never cheated. Griffey is an authentic performer. I congratulate him.

Suns Select Porter

On Monday, the Phoenix Suns hired Detroit Pistons Assistant Coach Terry Porter. According to General Manager Steve Kerr, Porter is comprehensive. “The key for us was having somebody who would be balanced on both sides of the ball, who wanted to continue to push the ball and maintain our up-tempo style but could also help us come in and improve defensively,” Kerr said. “That's one of the reasons we felt like he was the right fit.”

Since 2004-2005, the Suns have amassed a 232-96 record. Regrettably, they have not won an NBA Championship. Kerr assumed this required alteration. Unfortunately, his assumption was incorrect. Mike D'Antoni warranted retention.

Yahoo: Hottest Housing Markets

1. McAllen, Texas
2. Rochester, N.Y.
3. Birmingham, Alabama
4. Syracuse, N.Y.
5. Buffalo/Niagara Falls, N.Y.
6. New Orleans, La.
7. Scranton, P.A.
8. Grand Rapids, Mich.
9. Baton Rouge, La.
10. El Paso, Texas

Terrorism? Are You Fucking Kidding?

Big Brown’s Trainer Cries, Criticizes

Rick Dutrow Jr.: “I feel like a loser right now and I don't know why. Usually when I get beat I can handle it the right way, and I've handled this the right way, but I just feel like something's not right. I'm sure he didn't have any idea what the hell was going on going into the first turn the way (Desormeaux) was switching him all over the damn track. I don't know what he was doing.”

NEW RULE

Steroids enhance performance.

Prior to the Belmont Stakes, Big Brown skipped steroids. On Saturday, Big Brown finished last. Immediately, the obvious was asked. Were Big Brown’s triumphs fraudulent? Is everyone stupid? Steroids increase muscles. They improve strength. Obviously, they would inflate a horse.

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Hey, didn’t you used to be Big Brown?

On Saturday, Senator Hillary Clinton renounced her presidential candidacy. Personally, I want a dream ticket. Bon Jovi, third row.

Today’s top five or Triple Crown failures (1) Smarty Jones, (2) Spectacular Bid, (3) Big Brown, (4) Sunday Silence, (5) War Emblem

Nadal Garners French Four

Rafael Nadal is brilliant. He is not a marvel. He is not a phenomenon. He is not a spectacle. Nadal is magnificent. Each season, he governs Roland Garros. His omnipresence silhouettes the red clay. If one rejects Nadal, they reject genius.

On Sunday, Nadal defeated Roger Federer 6-1, 6-3, 6-0. With his victory, Nadal scored his fourth consecutive French Open title, his twenty-eighth consecutive French Open match victory, and his third consecutive vanquishing of Federer. “After a loss like this, you don't want to play Rafa again tomorrow, that's for sure,” Federer said.

During this championship, Nadal surrendered zero sets. In the final, Nadal accrued 46 winners. He amassed eight service breaks. He committed only seven unforced errors. “When you really cannot play your game, and he can play exactly what he wants from the baseline, you end up with scores like this sometimes,” Federer said. “He hardly made unforced errors, and when he's on the attack, he's lethal.”

Nadal and Federer are not equals. Nadal wins the French Open. Federer wins everywhere else. Concerning Paris, one can excuse, obfuscate, or rationalize. However, the explanation is simple. Within Roland Garros, Nadal owns Federer.

Yahoo: Six Ways You Lose

With all the worry over fuel prices, you'd think drivers would do whatever they can not to waste gas. But look around and you'll see lots of them tooling around as if they owned their own tanker fleet. One of them might be you. Here are six ways drivers typically waste gas on every trip:

1. Racing away from green lights
When the light turns green, you don't have to take off as quickly as possible. That pedal under your right foot is called the "gas pedal" for a good reason. The more you press down on it, the more gas you're pumping into the engine. Press lightly on the gas pedal, and you'll still accelerate, and you'll still get where you're going. You might be surprised at how little pressure it takes to get your car up to speed in a reasonable time.

2. Racing up to red lights
When you're driving down the street, and you see a light red light or stop sign up ahead, you should lay off the gas sooner rather than later. There's no point in keeping your foot on the gas until just before you reach the intersection. Let off the pedal sooner and give your engine a rest as you coast to the stop while braking gently. As an added benefit, your brake pads will last longer, too. By themselves, these first two tips can improve your fuel economy around town by as much as 35 percent, according to tests conducted by automotive information Web site Edmunds.com.

3. Confusing the highway with a speedway
Even if it doesn't involve hard acceleration, speeding wastes gas. The faster you go, the more air your vehicle has to push out of the way. It's like moving your hand through water. The faster you try to move your hand, the harder the water pushes back. In tests by Consumer Reports, driving at 75 miles per hour instead of 65 miles per hour reduced fuel economy by between 3 and 5 miles per gallon, depending on the vehicle.

4. Bumper-buzzing
Tailgating is a bad move for many reasons. First of all, it's unsafe. You reduce your ability to react if the car in front of you slows or stops. It also means you have to pay ultra-close attention to that car which reduces your ability to scan for other hazards ahead of you and to the sides. And tailgating wastes gas. Every time the driver ahead taps his brakes, you have to slow down even more than he did. (That's because you can't react immediately so you have to slow even more because you're slowing down later.) Then you accelerate again to get back up to speed and resume your bumper-buzzing routine. Hang back and you'll be safer - plus you'll be able to drive more smoothly and use less fuel. A good rule of thumb is to allow two seconds of space between your car and the one ahead. You can figure that out by counting off two seconds after the car in front of you passes an obvious landmark like an overpass.

5. Driving standing still
You've probably heard that it takes more gas to restart a car than to let it run. Maybe that used to be true, but it isn't anymore. With modern fuel-injection engines, it takes very little extra gas to restart a car once it's warmed up. Idling, meanwhile, burns about a half-mile worth of gas every minute, according to the California Energy Commission. That's why hybrid cars shut down their gasoline engines whenever they stop, even for a moment. Now you don't want to shut your engine down for every little stop in your regular, non-hybrid car - it's not designed for that - but if you're waiting for someone to run in and out of a convenience store, turn off the engine. And don't go through the drive-through at fast food restaurants. You're already paying enough for the oil in those chicken nuggets.

6. Short hops
For really short trips, take advantage of the opportunity to get some exercise. Try walking to the store instead of driving. You can save gas and burn a few calories instead. If you can't hoof it, save up your errands. A lot of short hops that let the engine cool down at home between trips can use twice as much gas as starting the car once and making a big sweep to all your stops, according to the U.S. Department of Energy. Go to your farthest destination first so your engine has a chance to reach its optimal operating temperature. Then make your other stops on the way back. With the engine warmed up, the car will restart easily and run efficiently all the way home.

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Governor Tim Kaine (D-VA)

“How does Washington experience help when you then make blunder after blunder in the decisions you make?”

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