Friday, May 04, 2007

Stoked for Saturday? A Sports Epic

2:00
San Jose Sharks vs. Detroit Red Wings
(NHL Western Conference – Game 5)

5:00
Kentucky Derby
(The 133rd rendition)

7:00
Chicago Bulls vs. Detroit Pistons
(NBA Eastern Conference – Game 1)

7:00
Richmond 400
(NASCAR Race #10)

8:00
Ottawa Senators vs. New Jersey Devils
(NHL Eastern Conference – Game 5)

9:30
Utah Jazz vs. Houston Rockets
(NBA Western Conference – Game 7)

11:00
Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather
(The World Awaits)

Kaine Concludes the Madness

On Monday, Virginia Governor Tim Kaine closed a gun loophole. Kaine signed an executive order prohibiting voluntarily and involuntarily committed people from purchasing guns. The order links district courts, state police, and the FBI central criminal records database.

Kaine’s action was correct. The Virginia Tech killer had been voluntarily committed. Had police known this, his firearm purchases would have been prevented. Thirty-two lives would have been saved.

Imus Has CBS

Don Imus is suing CBS radio. The key contract provision:

"Company (CBS Radio) acknowledges that Artist's (Imus') services to be rendered hereunder are of a unique, extraordinary, irreverent, intellectual, topical, controversial and personal character and that programs of the same general type and nature containing these components are desired by Company and are consistent with Company rules and policies."

What idiot finalized this language?

Bias? Ridiculous

According to a study, NBA referees exhibit racial bias. This analysis is repugnant. In America, racism exists. Obviously, we have real battles to fight. There is no time for the cosmetic ones.

Tank Commander Harry?

Prince Harry requested an Iraq deployment. Last week, his request was granted. Prince, why complicate your life?

One of the Mercury Seven

Wally Schirra
(1923-2007)

Pacman & Henry: Why Not Tank?

On Tuesday, Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson plead guilty to unregistered weapons possession. Johnson’s current one hundred and twenty day sentence will include this charge. Johnson’s reputation includes assault, firearms, and death. Commissioner Goodell, is Johnson’s suspension forthcoming?

Reasonable Blame?

On Wednesday, the New York Yankees fired strength and conditioning coach Marty Miller. This season, Phil Hughes (hamstring), Jeff Karstens (broken leg), Mike Mussina (hamstring), and Carl Pavano (forearm) have suffered injuries. Obviously, these were Miller’s fault.

Tommy: Stop Hurting Others

On Wednesday, former WBO Heavyweight Champion Tommy Morrison withdrew his licensing request. Morrison and Dale Ortiz were scheduled to fight next week. Tommy, you are HIV positive. Your boxing endangers lives. Please remain retired.

He As A Gay… Priest?

Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey as a priest? Currently, McGreevey is in a “discernment program.” This determines if the priesthood is one’s true calling. McGreevey is also lecturing on ethics and leadership. Personally, I concur with New Jersey’s Republican chairman. McGreevey molding our next generation is “like Doctor Kevorkian teaching health maintenance."

An Honor Deserved

On Tuesday, the Cincinnati Reds announced the retirement of Dave Concepcion’s number thirteen. Concepcion was an exceptional shortstop. He was also underrated. Concepcion won five Gold Gloves. He was an All-Star on nine occasions. Simply stated, this respect was overdue.

America’s Non-Story

Following her crowning, Miss America Lauren Nelson helped bust seven in an internet sex sting. She then refused to testify. Now, she is testifying. Honestly, who cares? Lauren, retrieve your crown and vacate my news.

Video Game Or Violent Plot?

After exactly replicating his high school for Counterstrike, a Texas high school student has been suspended. The aforesaid is both delicate and complicated. Post Columbine, violent fantasies cannot be dismissed. With that stated, I customized my video games. I am not deadly. Occasionally, video games are video games.

Court Cost: $1.6 million

Britney Returns

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Casting His Fame

Last week, Jimmy Johnson faced jury duty. Upon requesting dismissal, an excuse was required. Johnson responded he and a guest had fishing plans. The guest? Bill Parcells. Johnson was recognized. He was excused.

Misjudging His Superior

Mark Cuban: "I think it's a positive because, knowing Nellie, the fact that it goes seven games or whatever happens changes him from the underdog to the favorite in a lot of respects. With all the expectations, he can't just be in hiding — and it couldn't happen to a better guy.... I said it [that Nelson prefers playing the underdog to trying to win a title] and I think it. It's one of the reasons we didn't get along. Now an entire city thinks he's going to win 60 games and a championship every year. That would be fun to watch.... Some people are afraid to lose. You can't be afraid to lose if you're going to be a winner. You see it in business all the time.... You've got to go for it. I don't think Nellie's got that attitude and that was a conflict between us."

Cuban is an ass. His comments were ridiculous. Nelson has recorded 1,295 career wins. He is a Hall of Famer. Cuban is a billionaire louse. His self-worth is overestimated. He will never win a championship. Cuban should shut up.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Dirk: Shut Up

Avery Johnson: “I'm tired of hearing about how they've taken him out of his [Dirk Nowitzki’s] game and any lack of confidence. You're just not supposed to have that, all right. I wasn't the best of players and didn't have the best of skills, but you were not going to shake my confidence.”

Avery’s translation: I had half Dirk’s size, I had half Dirk’s game, I had twice Dirk’s heart. Nowitzki, quit whining and score or renounce your Most Valuable Player status.

Pathetically, Joe Biden Speaks Again

Moss, Belichick: Sense of Impending Doom

During seven Minnesota seasons, Randy Moss recorded 574 receptions, 9,142 yards, and 90 touchdowns. He also squirted referees with water, bumped a cop with his car, and mock mooned Green Bay Packers fans. Following the 2004 campaign, the Vikings traded Moss to the Oakland Raiders. As reciprocation, the Vikings received a first round selection (#7 overall), a seventh round selection, and linebacker Napoleon Harris (a former first round choice).

Moss’ dubious character aligned with Raiders’ tradition. However, he was unproductive. In two seasons, Moss tallied only 102 receptions, 1,558 yards, and 11 touchdowns. He also vocally frustrated coaches and teammates. On Sunday, the New England Patriots acquired Moss. As compensation, the Raiders received a fourth round selection.

Moss’ degeneration is obvious and pathetic. The decline is also self-inflicted. Moss’ talent is infinite. His self-control is non-existent. During college, Moss was arrested, violated probation, and was ejected from both Notre Dame and Florida State. This precipitated his NFL Draft descent. Finally, the Vikings selected him twenty-first. His football brilliance was evident. His social aptitude was vacant. Moss has alienated everyone for nine campaigns. Now, he joins New England.

Once, the Patriots decreed, “character counts.” For six seasons, their players have been robotic and colorless. Moss is truculent, problematic, and sans character. He is Terry Glenn immensely expanded. The Patriots have never attempted this transformation. One cannot argue Corey Dillon. Dillon was a locker room cancer. With that stated, he never exploded. He was never arrested and never abhorrent between the lines.

Bill Belichick is arrogant. His conceit equals Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells. Both believed they could convert Terrell Owens. Obviously, Belichick believes he can alter Moss. He cannot. Moss exemplifies trouble. If Parcells and Moss were akin to oil and water, Belichick and Moss are small children and nuclear weapons.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

John Clayton: Moss’s Departure Warranted

For offenses, Al Davis loves the Vertical Stretch.

To Davis, the West Coast offense is to football what small ball is to baseball. Although his Raiders teams have dabbled in the West Coast offense off and on for years, Davis isn't much for singles hitters, moving base runners and sacrifice bunts. Davis loves the long ball. He wants the home run. With that in mind, Davis traded for Randy Moss, and at the time, many that the deal wasn't exactly a steal.

It wasn't.

Moss was traded to the New England Patriots for a fourth-round choice Sunday. That's a huge discount from the trade two years, in which Oakland sent the seventh pick in the 2005 draft and linebacker Napoleon Harris to Minnesota for Moss. As it turned out, the Moss trade was a Vertical Stretch of reality.

The Raiders weren't ready for Moss at this stage of their franchise. Had a Randy Moss been acquired during the 1970s, 1980s or 1990s, he might have been one of the Raider greats. Davis would have been planning to present him at the Pro Football Hall of Fame five years after his retirement. Moss would be averaging 15 touchdowns a year. He would be among the leaders in yards per catch and receiving yardage. He would have been a regular at the Pro Bowl.

The Moss trade was portrayed as the biggest move of the 2005 offseason. The end was sad. In the dark of the night, Moss flew to New England for a physical and a contract restructuring. His passing to New England came almost as an afterthought on the second day of the NFL draft. His name was announced as a secondary part of a trade. At Radio City Music Hall, it was announced: "The New England Patriots traded the 110th pick in the fourth round to the Oakland Raiders for wide receiver Randy Moss.''

Moss couldn't even get top billing on Day 2 of the draft. Where did it go wrong?

The answer is simple. Moss couldn't play on a losing team. The Raiders were 6-26 during Moss' two seasons. He caught 102 passes for 1,558 yards and 11 touchdowns. Those numbers would represent one season in Minnesota with Daunte Culpepper. Basically, losing allowed Moss to develop an attitude in which he lost his lust for football. Losing football games bored him. There were times he'd go through the motions in running routes in Oakland. Unmotivated, Moss only gave half effort and half production.

Plus, physically, he's not the same player he was in Minnesota. Though he may not have lost much as far as his 40 times, he has lost some of his burst. It now takes him about 15 yards to get to full speed. That allows most cornerbacks -- even average ones -- to stay with him in man coverage during those 15 yards, enough time to get a quarterback to look to the other side.

As hard as it is to believe, Moss only had four catches longer than 40 yards during his time in Oakland. He had only 21 of 20 yards or longer in two years.

Moss made it clear he didn't want to come back to Oakland for a third season even if it meant giving up some of his $10 million salary. He was on his third head coach and was staring at a new leader who was basically his age. Lane Kiffin is 31. Moss is 30. Moss didn't show up at the minicamp. If he showed up in training camp, it would only be in body, not mind.

What's a shame is a young quarterback such as JaMarcus Russell won't have the option of throwing deep to a Moss, but there was no way the Raiders could wait for Russell to develop into a top-level quarterback. Davis was smart in getting a fourth- round pick despite the embarrassment of getting so little for such a talent.

Kiffin and Davis are rebuilding the offense on the run, and, believe it or not, they are doing it the right way. Josh McCown should be the starting quarterback in September while Russell learns the system. People forget the Raiders are paying Ronald Curry $4 million a year. They can try to get by with Curry and a remotivated Jerry Porter. They took a flier on Mike Williams of the Lions. They have Alvis Whitted, Doug Gabriel and Carlos Francis. If the Raiders don't win this season, they will be in position to get a No. 1-type receiver next year with a potential top-10 pick, but they have enough to get by with in 2007.

The Raiders' offense bottomed out last year -- scoring only 12 offensive touchdowns. You can see the transition developing at running back. The Raiders signed Dominic Rhodes to pair up with LaMont Jordan, but if Jordan struggles this season, he's gone. There to pick up his role is Michael Bush, a fourth-round pick from Louisville who is coming back from a broken leg. If Bush regains his college form, he could be the starter by 2008. In the second round, Oakland drafted Zach Miller and immediately put tight end Courtney Anderson on the trading block.

Kiffin will watch to see if the offensive line will come together. If it doesn't, changes will start next year. Over the past couple of years, the Raiders have rebuilt their defense with good, young draft choices. The changing of the guard on offense has begun. Having an unmotivated Moss hang around in that environment would have dragged down everything.

Moss needed a new home, and the Raiders needed to cut their loss. It was time.

Covering the Draft

The NFL Draft is tedious. While storylines and anticipation exist, electricity does not. The Draft is niche viewing. The two days will never consume America. With that stated, coverage is important.

ESPN: Simply stated, Chris Berman is insufferable. During pre-game, his antics are barely tolerable. Amidst the Draft’s monotony, they are unbearable. Chris Mortensen and Mel Kiper are grating. However, Mortensen’s analysis is excellent. Kiper is an endurable anomaly. Thankfully, Keyshawn Johnson’s employment was temporary.

NFL Network: Rich Eisen, Mike Mayock, and Marshall Faulk are bland. Additionally, Eisen is annoying. His persona does not equal Berman’s. However, the aforesaid could change. Concerning Faulk, his personality is engaging. He could become a premiere analyst. However, his technique requires alteration.

Cam Cameron: Fan Favorite

Forgive This Fighter

George Tenet is worn. Three years of scars layer his speech. Since September 11, 2001, Tenet’s aptitude has been questioned. Since Iraq’s debilitation, his career has been assailed. Tenet has been vilified, denigrated, and maligned. Until Sunday, he has endured silently.

During his Sixty Minutes interview, Tenet was compelling. He rescinded no loyalty. He awarded no quarter. Tenet spoke evenly concerning his supporters and detractors. He was not self congratulatory. He was articulate and passionate. This conversation reaffirmed Tenet as both a terrorism expert and an exemplary public servant.

Ultimately, history will judge Tenet. However, he deserves a reprieve. September 11 and the Iraq catastrophe were not his fault. His judgments were involved. Yet, his was not the shaping vision. His was not commencing decision. Tenet deserves shared blame. With that stated, he does not merit condemnation.

Pricing Stupidity

Following Hurricane Katrina, foreign nations offered $800 million. According to a report, the federal government utilized $40 million. Previously, I supported President Bush. However, his post-Katrina performance has been apocryphal. This realization screams incompetence.

You’re Unbelievable

Michael Vick: “I'm taking it upon myself and giving everybody my word that things are going to get changed around. Things are going to get turned around. I have a game plan for it. ... The company I keep, a lot of things [have] got to change, and I mean that from the heart.”

Several may believe this statement. I will introduce them and the tooth fairy. Vick is twenty-seven and a millionaire. He can travel anywhere. He can purchase any possession. Despite protesting promises, Vick’s lifestyle will remain unaltered.

Welcome Back Tony Snow!

He Was Only 36

Kevin Mitchell
(1971-2007)

Survivor: Mookie Immobilized

Power is finite. When power is acquired, power is also vacated. Once, Mookie Lee and his alliance controlled Survivor. On Thursday, Mookie was eliminated. Sans the immunity idol, he was bounced 4-3-1.

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

American Idol Live Blog

Phil Stacey (29 – Florida)

Singing with a comb? He had hair? His jacket is killer. His performance is also exceptional. Bon Jovi’s power ballads embody passion. Beautifully, his emotion translates. Exemplary commencement for this evening. Randy, best performance ever? I concur. Simon, five seconds before booing? Please. Audience, boo now.

Jordin Sparks (17 – Arizona)

Your mother was raised on Bon Jovi? You are 17. Were you conceived when she was 10? The guitar is this song’s key. The band has nailed the rift. Her performance is amazing. A girl’s perspective on this song concerned me. However, her emotion is believable. Her passion is extraordinary. Second consecutive exemplary performance. Can we overlay Simon with a boos track? His criticism was ridiculous.

LaKisha Jones (27 – Michigan)

You want the camera capturing your slim side? Trust me, you do not have one. Another skintight ensemble. Will she ever learn? She is obese. Her performance is satisfactory. However, this song selection is terrible. Her face is frightening. No one desires a love song from her. The aforesaid descends this performance. Paula, she provided nothing. Simon, kiss her? You are the lone person. Disgusting mental picture. Horrifying actual picture. (She actually kissed him, yuck).

Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)

Outstanding commencement. I disagree with his song selection. However, his beat box beginning was unique. His bridge is oversung. His gothic appearance is also slightly disturbing. His conclusion is stellar. The beat and playing off the drummer was also inspired. Randy and I concur. Great performance. Simon is correct. Massive risk. Equally gargantuan reward.

Chris Richardson (22 – Virginia)

Epic backdrop. Guitar is also this selection’s key. The band is superb. His beginning is oversung. His second verse is similar. This is a personal favorite. I am thrilled he chose the song. However, his performance is horrific. If he is not eliminated, I will blog stunned. Randy and I disagree. The performance was not nice. Simon is correct, not his style.

Melinda Doolittle (29 – Tennessee)

Superior beginning. His blouse is killer. Her performance is unique, not oversung. As previously stated, Bon Jovi songs are emotion. Exponentially, her emotion translates. This week was littered with great performances. However, she should lead the votes. Randy is correct. The attitude was hot.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Morons

Last week, Jeff Gordan saluted Dale Earnhardt. Following his Subway Fresh Fit 500 victory, Gordon displayed an Earnhardt flag. Despicable fans threw bottles. On Sunday, Gordan won the Aaron’s 499. His seventy-seventh career victory surpassed Earnhardt’s seventy-six. Again, repugnant fans tossed bottles.

The aforesaid actions were abhorrent. They were repulsive and classless. Correctly, the violators were arrested. Their actions endanger and embarrass all fans. They endanger and embarrass NASCAR.

Feeling Their Pain

A pet stress patch?

Given the recent pet food fright, this invention was required.

World Series Champion

Josh Hancock
(1978-2007)