Friday, July 13, 2007

Despite Peril, McCain Principled

Concerning the Campaign: “We've made mistakes. The responsibility is mine. I'm the candidate. We didn't use the money in the most effective way. It's difficult times right now.”

Concerning the War: “If there is to be hope of a sustainable end to the violence that so plagues that country, Iraqi political leaders must seize this opportunity. It will not come around again. Defeatism will not buy peace in our time. It will only lead to more bloodshed — and to more American casualties in the future. If we choose to lose in Iraq, our enemies will hit us harder in Afghanistan hoping to erode our political will and encourage calls in Western capitals for withdrawal and accommodation with our enemy there as well. Democratic candidates for president will argue for the course of cutting our losses and withdrawing from the threat in the vain hope it will not follow us here.”

GOP USA: McCain’s Straight Talk Solution

John McCain, the rebel Republican hopeful of 2000, tried to become the establishment candidate for 2008 -- and it didn't work. Now he's trying to return to his roots. He has little choice; his stand-up reputation, deft campaign trail skills and a vastly unsettled GOP field are about all he has going for him.

''Running as an establishment candidate robbed him of the most compelling and unique aspects of his political persona -- the reformer, the insurgent, the maverick,'' said Dan Schnur, an adviser to McCain in his first presidential run. ''He's still the same guy but wrapped into the establishment. Maybe they can still strip that away.''

Once the GOP front-runner, McCain finds his second presidential candidacy in peril six months before the primary voting begins. Over the past week, he accepted the resignations of two top aides and elevated a third to run the campaign, laid off more than half his staff, narrowed his strategy to three states and disclosed he had only $2 million to spend.

All that capped a turbulent six months for the Republican who had cast himself as the invincible and inevitable nominee as last year ended. Since then, McCain has watched his support slip slowly in national polls as others -- Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson -- became serious contenders and as the Arizona senator suffered from his against-the-grain positions on Iraq and immigration. He's lost about 10 percentage points since January, sliding from the mid-20s to the mid-teens.

McCain acknowledged ''ups and downs'' but was undeterred on Wednesday. ''We will continue to campaign the way I do best, which is not with money, but with town-hall meetings and face-to-face encounters with the voters. And I'm confident we will do very well,'' he said after meeting with Bush at the White House to discuss Iraq. ''I am confident, as I was in the past, that I can out-campaign any of my competitors.''

He will return to the campaign trail Friday with a speech about Iraq and terrorism in New Hampshire. In the coming weeks, aides say he will press his signature issues -- excessive federal spending, national security and foreign policy -- and make the case that even if voters don't agree with him, he will tell it like it is. ''They're starting over and he's got as good a chance as anybody else,'' said Charlie Black, a Republican informally advising the campaign.

McCain allies argue that the volatile race and flaws in his top rivals give him an opening. Supporters contend that when voters weigh the options, they will turn to the 70-year-old McCain, seeing him as an experienced leader and man of principle who puts the country's interests above all, including his political aspirations.

Despite the woes, his supporters say polls in the early voting states show voters are open to change and there's plenty of time to rebound; John Kerry was in dire straits late in 2003 but won the Democratic nomination little more than two months later.

'I've been around enough of these camps to know this happens. I'm not down,'' said Marlys Popma, a veteran organizer and evangelical in Iowa. Ralph Klemme, a farmer and retired state legislator in the leadoff caucus state, said: ''I'm concerned, there's no doubt about it, but I still believe he's the right man for the job.''

But outsiders see a very bleak situation. ''It's looking more and more like a doomed candidacy,'' said John Hibbing, a political science professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. ''McCain was never a favorite of among (hard-core) Republicans; he always played better as the gadfly.''

That's what he was in 2000. McCain lost to Bush, the establishment favorite, but emerged from the race a popular politician whose reputation for truth-telling was refreshing to many disenchanted voters.

Since then, McCain set out to assume the role of favored candidate, mindful of the party's history of nominating the loser of the previous contested primary. He melded loyalists from his failed bid with Bush operatives, fundraisers and supporters, and created a behemoth national organization -- some say a front-runner's campaign -- with a presence in a number of states.

Advisers counted on raising $100 million this year and they spent as though they had, blowing through some $23 million in six months without airing a single costly television ad. Politically, as McCain mapped out his second run, concerns emerged that he was well-positioned for a general election fight but his independent streak hampered his chances to win the Republican nod.

McCain subsequently tried to improve his relationship with fickle conservatives, including accepting an invitation from the Rev. Jerry Falwell to speak to a Liberty University graduation class last year.

Even as he courted a GOP bloc he frequently irked, McCain was still embracing positions he knew were politically toxic. On Iraq and immigration, he linked himself to Bush, a woefully unpopular president in a country focused on change.

As the year dawned, McCain's drumbeat for more troops in Iraq became Bush's policy. Although most Republicans still back the president on Iraq, the general public does not and McCain's stance may have undercut his standing with Republicans looking for a general election winner. His stand certainly hurt his support among independents, who were crucial to his New Hampshire triumph in 2000.

On immigration, McCain backed the president's bipartisan legislation that would have allowed millions of illegal immigrants to eventually gain citizenship. The proposal deeply divided the party. McCain's aides said the issue put a huge dent in fundraising and support.

McCain conceded his stands on both issues have hurt him with voters. ''I fully understand that my positions that I have taken are not popular with some of our base ... but I have to do what's right.''

At this point, he can only hope voters reward him for that.

Bud Bye

In 2008, Budweiser will not sponsor Dale Earnhardt Jr. Allegedly, Earnhardt and Hendrick Motorsports have chosen Pepsi. Junior fans, accept the obvious. Earnhardt has renounced rednecks. He has embraced corporate.

Legislating Opinion

On Friday, Republican Senators Richard Lugar and John Warner proposed legislation. Their endeavor requires a new strategy. However, they are not requesting withdraw. What is their point?

GOP USA: Rudy’s Rules

Rudy Giuliani, taking advantage of an accelerated primary calendar, has adopted an unorthodox campaign itinerary en route to what he hopes will be the Republican presidential nomination.

The former New York mayor is lavishing attention on Florida and California, two delegate-rich states with voters far more receptive to his moderate-to-liberal views. Giuliani is not slighting the early voting states -- he plans to be in New Hampshire on Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's his first trip there in a month.

So while Republican rivals Mitt Romney and Sam Brownback were in Iowa last week, Giuliani visited a deli in Orlando, Fla., a town-hall meeting in Jacksonville and a NASCAR race in Daytona Beach. The week before, he turned up at a bagel shop in Irvine, Calif.

Some speculate that Giuliani is deliberately lowering expectations for his performance in Iowa, New Hampshire and another early voting state, South Carolina. Already, he is skipping an early test of strength, the Iowa straw poll in August, although the Giuliani campaign insists he will compete in the Jan. 14 caucuses.

Recent polls have shown Giuliani trailing Romney in Iowa and New Hampshire. ''If they exceed expectations, all the better,'' said GOP consultant Tony Fabrizio. ''If they don't, there is nothing lost, because they told everyone they weren't expecting to win anyway.''

Political experts question the wisdom of such a strategy, wondering how a candidate who doesn't win or finish strongly in the early states can challenge someone else's momentum and recover on Feb. 5.

Traditionally, Republicans fiercely compete in the early contests and then turn their attention to other states. Even John McCain, bypassing Iowa when he ran against George W. Bush in 2000, fought hard in New Hampshire and South Carolina.

Giuliani is not devoting the same level of staff or resources in those states as other candidates. Even a lesser-known foe, Kansas Sen. Brownback, has more staff in Iowa. At the same time, Giuliani is focusing more on Florida and the Feb. 5 states than his rivals. In all, Giuliani has made 11 trips each to Florida and California, compared with five visits to New Hampshire and four to Iowa. He last visited New Hampshire June 12.

''That is fundamentally different than any strategy for capturing the nomination that has succeeded in the past,'' said Fabrizio, who was Bob Dole's pollster in the 1996 presidential campaign.

Some think Giuliani's gamble could pay off. His schedule reflects the big prizes at stake: Florida, which votes just weeks after Iowa and New Hampshire on Jan. 29, has 112 delegates. California, with its 173 delegates, votes with more than a dozen other states, including New York, New Jersey and Illinois, on Feb. 5. Iowa and New Hampshire have 32 delegates each. ''Just because something has never happened before, there's no reason why it can't happen now. History is a guide to the future, not a straitjacket,'' said GOP consultant Whit Ayres.

The best scenario for such a strategy to succeed is if there are different winners in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina, Fabrizio said. ''The key to Giuliani's ultimate victory is that there be no one consensus conservative that emerges to challenge him; he needs more conservative candidates to split up the vote as you move to Feb. 5 and beyond,'' Fabrizio said.

Giuliani's campaign touts his fundraising performance, saying his strong showing -- he has about $15 million in the bank -- lets him pay attention now to Florida and the Feb. 5 states. ''This is a unique primary campaign that nobody has ever run before,'' Giuliani's campaign manager, Mike DuHaime, told reporters last week.

''We've never had so many big, and therefore expensive, states front-loaded as early as possible into the primaries,'' he said. ''So having the resources to be flexible and be able to look at the early states, look at the Feb. 5 states, and decide where we can be most effective with our dollars is very important.''

Among his top rivals, Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, has about $12 million, and McCain, an Arizona senator, has $2 million, according to recent campaign money reports.

Cash for advertising is critical to a Feb. 5 strategy. Much of the television advertising in Florida and the Feb. 5 states will happen well before the voting in Iowa and New Hampshire. If Giuliani wanted to advertise in all those states, he would need an estimated $14 million a week, Fabrizio said.

Advertising in Florida or California alone might cost as much as $5 million each. Whether a Feb. 5 strategy works is uncertain given the unknowns of the 2008 campaign, which is happening earlier and is the most contested in half a century.

''It's a risky strategy,'' said Peverill Squire, a political science professor at the University of Iowa. ''It might even be more likely that things unfold in ways that are more familiar to us, and that people who do well in Iowa and New Hampshire will be catapulted to the front of the line.''

Poison Owner

Mark Cuban’s next ambition? The Chicago Cubs. The Cubs are a national treasure. Cuban is a catastrophe. He is not a maverick. He is erratic and volatile. Cuban has not won an NBA championship. He would not win a World Series. The Cubs are a shimmering jewel. Cuban is a stain. Major League Baseball should reject him.

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Emily Metzgar

Discussing and informing Louisiana. Features New Day podcast.

Owning the Galaxy

NEW RULE

You cannot weaken and strengthen.

According to a report, Al Qaeda has reconstituted. Allegedly, their capacity, power, and threat have improved. Afghanistan was bombed. Their government was remade. Al Qaeda hoards were confined or killed. Their video rants are irrelevant. Al Qaeda is severely diminished.

Devils’ Choice?

On Friday, the New Jersey Devils hired Coach Brent Sutter. From 1994-2003, the Devils accrued three Stanley Cup championships. Since 2004, they have fired three coaches. Congratulations, Brent.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be feuding?

During a documentary taping, Queen Elizabeth was asked to remove her crown. Allegedly, she became enraged and exited. Truthfully, two pictures were snapped. One featured her crown. One did not. Only the BBC (which stands for Bad Basic Cable) could mistake their own mistake.

Today’s top five or imports better than Beckham (1) Harry Potter, (2) Tony Parker, (3) Yao Ming, (4) Madonna‘s children, (5) Angelina’s children.

Yahoo’s Top Ten Young Professional Cities

1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Atlanta
4. Los Angeles
5. Washington, D.C.
6. Boston
7. Seattle
8. Minneapolis
9. Philadelphia
10. Denver

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“California is proposing an eight percent tax on pornography. A porn tax. Someday, a father can tell his son, you see that road, that school, that park? You know who built them? This hand, right here.”

The Tonight Show

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Interim Reality Intervenes

Allegedly, the Iraqi government was impotent. On Thursday, they received eight satisfactory, eight unsatisfactory, and two mixed ratings. This report is interim. This report should not dictate strategy. Politicians and pundits should showcase patience. Concerning my rushed judgment, I sincerely apologize.

Alternate Administration

On July 18, 2005, President Bush promised firings. He pledged removal of any Valerie Plame sources. On Thursday, President Bush acknowledged a White House leak. Personally, I thought the Plame affair immaterial. I believed the President. Given recent events, I am profoundly disappointed.

Albert, Tony: What Feud?

Albert Pujols: “People want to start World War III with me and Tony, and I think they're picking the wrong person. I've got so much respect for Tony, and he's got so much respect for me. Was I disappointed because I didn't get in the game? Of course, because I'm a competitor. Does that make it a big deal? No, it wasn't a big deal to me, but I guess it was a pretty big deal to everybody else in the country. People can talk and waste their saliva, I guess, because they're not going to get me angry or Tony angry. We'll sit down and talk. I'm looking forward to seeing why he says he didn't put me in the game. The fans, they obviously want to see me in that situation. But you have too many great hitters. Rowand, he's having a great year and I was pulling for him to come through.”

Tony La Russa: “It wasn't a problem, there isn't a problem. It's been real clear about how I feel about Albert. Nothing ever changes that. Nothing ever will. Because you manage in the moment, yeah, I wish I sent him out there. But the game would have either ended there or ended later if somebody got hurt, and there's a way to fix it.”

Homicidal McMahon… REACT

Terri Runnels: “The boys eat Somas like candy. I’ve personally seen a WWE Superstar nearly die right in front of me after taking 13 somas… while still being behind the wheel of his car. If the wrestlers addictions and mental health issues continue to be ignored, I’m afraid that I’ll have more friends turning up dead… all because no one cares.”

Soma is an engulfing muscle relaxant. Runnels’ revelations are disturbing. They confirm my statements. Chris Benoit is dead. Vince McMahon, transform your enterprise. If you do not, Runnels is correct. Additional wrestlers will die.

Formula One, Forget Us

In 2008, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway will not host a United States Grand Prix. Formula One is akin to soccer. Both are foreign phenomena. America will never accept them. They should realize this.

NEW RULE

You cannot erase the past.

On Thursday, the NCAA punished Oklahoma football. The Sooners’ 2005 season was expunged. These penalties are cosmetic. In 2005, the Sooners were terrible. They were not absent. The NCAA should punish cheating. With that stated, they should mirror the past. They should rescind scholarships, revoke television, and suspend postseason. They should not reward violators with absolution.

Stebic Suspected

On Thursday, Chicago Police branded Craig Stebic “a person of interest.” A divorce was ongoing. Police cannot interview his children. This designation was inevitable.

The Daily Smak

Tori Spelling has become an ordained minister. Lat weekend, Spelling performed a gay wedding. Given her divine profession, why didn’t she perform career resuscitation?

Fresh from the rumor mill (where pot is plentiful, parenting optional), Kevin Federline attended the Playboy Mansion. Reportedly, K-Failure was seeking his next paycheck.

A forthcoming movie will co-star Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. Given her marital history, did anyone expect different?

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A True First Lady

Lady Bird Johnson
(1912-2007)

Judging Amy

Amy Jacobson: “I'm crushed. I can't lie to you. I'm devastated. I thought they would suspend me and then support me. I can't believe they did this after all I'd done for them. They know why I was there. There was never any challenge as to my motivation or intent. My kids were in the car with me. It was a way for me to do my work and have fun with my kids. I never get to see them. I'm always working. If a tape didn't exist, I know I would still have my job. The video they used was not indicative of the situation. They never showed Craig's sister or all the other kids who were there. I never would have gone there by myself if he [Craig Stebic] were there alone. He had never done anything inappropriate or made any sort of advance to me. Hell, no. And I certainly wouldn't have brought my children there if there weren't other kids around too. I know I made a lapse in judgment. I know it and I apologize for it. But I'm a competitive person and I did it to advance the story. I learned some things about the case that were pretty interesting that I never got to report. The competitive pressure is unbelievable.”

Amy, your contrived emotion is repugnant. You think suspension and support were merited? Your actions were ghastly, inappropriate, and vile. They know why you were there? You wore a bikini. Your kids were with you? You were combining work and fun? Your work is not fun. You were a professional. The video was not indicutive? The video resonated. You were ridiculous. Circumstances are irrelevant. Your host was a suspected killer. You know your judgment lapsed? The aforesaid is a monumental understatement. You did not advance a story. You embarrassed the profession.

NEW RULE

Reporters must possess minimal intelligence.

On Tuesday, WMAQ Reporter Amy Jacobson resigned. On Friday, Jacobson was filmed outside missing mother Lisa Stebic’s pool. Jacobson was bikini clad. Obviously, Jacobson’s actions were stupid. Chimpanzees and teenagers would have avoided them. Ad rates and ratings direct media. Thus, pop tart anchors are a prerequisite. Women should not mirror Rita Cosby. However, a minimal standard is reasonable. If a cupcake cannot think, she should attain employment.

Albert: Why Didn’t I Play?

Albert Pujols: “It's the All-Star Game. He can do what he wants. He does whatever he wants. If I wasn't expecting to play, I wouldn't have come up here. I was ready to go since the game started.”

Tony La Russa: “If he wants to get upset, he can get upset. Whatever he wants to do, he can do. It's America. That wasn't the most important thing tonight. Once we lost [Miguel] Cabrera and [Freddy] Sanchez, he was the guy we were going to use to protect ourselves in case we kept playing because of Albert's versatility. I think we had the right guy at bat. Albert was the guy who was going to do whatever we needed. If Albert doesn't understand that, I'm surprised and disappointed. It isn't that tough a thing. I explained his role to him before the game. Let me ask you this. If we go to extra innings, who's going to be our player to move around and play? Can Dmitri [Young] move around and play? Or is Albert going to do that? Who's the most versatile guy not playing? It's Albert. It isn't even that tough. He'll figure it out sooner or later.”

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“In the new [Harry Potter] movie, Harry is forbidden from using his wand. I believe it’s the same deal Hilary made with Bill.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Democrats Disgusting

On August 9, Logo, the Human Rights Campaign, and the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Caucus will host a Democratic debate. Senators Hillary Clinton, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, and Barack Obama will participate. Democrats are ridiculous. This endeavor will not win converts. Mainstream Americans will be repulsed. Additionally, this debate is unnecessary. Democrats have this vote.

Hot For Hillary?

Silence, Smoke

Tony Stewart: “Oh, yeah. And the thing that people didn't understand about the deal the other day is I remember when we were in Sonoma [last month] and he had just won the Busch race at Milwaukee and I put a note on his door just telling him that I was proud of him and he did a good job with the circumstances that happened there. I love the kid like a little brother. There's not any animosity from that. It's just as tough as the competition is and the way that some of the things happen during the weekend and early in the race like that, I think there's ways that we can work as teammates better ... But we'll get all that stuff figured out. And that's just part of being young teammates. I mean, we've only worked with each other a year and a half.”

Stewart’s modus-operandi? Blame someone. Stewart forsakes friends and teammates. He cannot blame himself. Stewart’s apology is worthless. His Saturday diatribe was unacceptable. Stewart must mature. Subsequently, he must think before speaking.

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MLB Trade Rumors

America whispers, they hear. Features haunting black background.

Henrik Held Over

On Wednesday, the New York Rangers resigned goalie Henrik Lundqvist. Lundqvist inked a 1-year, $4.25 million pact. Avoiding salary arbitration was critical. With that stated, this contract was a delay. The Rangers must craft a solution.

Gasol: Los Exodus

Marc Gasol: “It's in my best interests to continue at Girona due to their ambitious sporting project and the great atmosphere in the team. I want to work very hard and improve this coming year.”

Gasol’s rationale is irrelevant. The Los Angeles Lakers require improvement. They should have assumed this option. They should not have drafted Gasol.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be a reporter?

According to a study (which I inhaled), Canada leads in potheads. But, they have universal healthcare. (Michael Moore, this toke’s for you).

Allegedly, a woman attacked her boyfriend with a fork. Despite him refusing charges, police are proceeding. Did anyone know Heidi and Spencer were fighting?

Hayden & Stephen: I’m Obsessed

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

American League Escapes, Ichiro Impressive

The conclusion was electrifying. On Tuesday, the American League defeated the National League 5-4. Seattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki garnered All-Star Most Valuable Player. Suzuki recorded three hits, two runs batted in, and All-Star’s initial inside the park home run.

Concerning the event, the Willie Mays tribute was stirring. FOX’s San Francisco montages were brilliant. However, their coverage was unremarkable. Paula Cole’s seventh inning was wretched. Her appearance was hideous, her tribute was bizarre, and the delay was unnecessary.

Courageous Disintegration

On Tuesday, John McCain’s evisceration escalated. Campaign Manager Terry Nelson and Chief Strategist John Weaver resigned. As previously stated, circumstances and expectations have collapsed McCain’s endeavor. I respect McCain. He has never hidden, pandered, or waffled. Despite their unpopularity, McCain has voiced his conviction. McCain has been courageous. He is an exemplary American. Republicans need his presence.

Slaying A Message

Former Chinese Food and Drug Administration Director Zheng Xiaoyu has been executed. During his tenure, Xiaoyu falsified records, accepted bribes, and approved phony medications. Xiaoyu’s crimes were horrific. I would never condone them. With that stated, China’s sentence was excessive.

Bronx is Burning Brilliant

ESPN productions induce anxiety. Despite their worldwide leader mantra, their scripted endeavors disappoint. ESPN’s casting has been feeble. Their writing has been mediocre. Their detail orientation has been weak. When they announced a “Summer of Sam” miniseries, my stomach churned.

Last night, I viewed "The Bronx is Burning." The venture is replete with exemplary casting and writing. Oliver Platt (George Steinbrenner) is particularly brilliant. Simply stated, his range is unquestionable. Perfectly, he mimics Steinbrenner’s gargantuan personality and speech.

The assembly is also sparkling. Archival footage, social situations, and staged sport are woven beautifully. Additionally, a “back story” segment was presented. The segment excellently documented scenes via involved personalities.

Disgracing the Story

On Tuesday, WMAQ Reporter Amy Jacobson resigned. On Friday, Jacobson was filmed outside missing mother Lisa Stebic’s pool. Jacobson was bikini clad. As a former reporter, I am outraged. Amy, your actions were crude and tasteless. Your judgment was apocryphal. Your exodus deserved. I wish further reprimands were available.

Another NASCAR Tragedy

Dr. Bruce Kennedy
(Lesa France Kennedy’s Husband)

Wrestlers Remain Shocked

Last night, Larry King hosted a wrestling panel. King’s guests included Steve Blackman, John Cena, Ted DiBiase, Bret Hart, and Chris Jericho. Jericho was the principal. Incredibly articulate, he was the defining voice. Overall, both shock and grief were prevalent. Everyone’s opinion… Chris Benoit was not a murder-suicide candidate.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Have you heard about this story? Louisiana Senator David Vitter was involved with prostitutes. He was very generous with these girls. He paid one of them with a highway project in her home state.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Papal Sarcasm

According to Pope Benedict XVI, non-Roman Catholic churches are defective or untrue. I applaud the Pope. Killers justify with intolerance. Obviously, the Pope should promote more intolerance.

NEW RULE

Your contest is boring.

On Monday, Los Angels outfielder Vladimir Guerrero garnered Major League Baseball’s home run derby. The tedium consumed three hours. Excitement, passion, and relevance were non-existent. Formerly, the home run derby was exciting. However, the concept is stale. Commissioner Bud Selig, contract outs and commence a skills competition. Simply stated, Guerrero’s triumph was unwatchable.

The Simpsons’ Springfield (Vermont)

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to direct the National Hurricane Center?

Following Speed Earth, Al Gore III posted bail ($20,000) via cash. This was unsurprising. His dad preaches green.

Today’s top five or why the Home Run Derby was annoying (1) Chris Berman, (2) 10 outs, (3) Chris Berman, (4) 10 outs, (5) Chris Berman and 10 outs.

Candy Drama

Last night, I viewed “The Chocolate Wars.” The program recounted Hershey’s and Mars‘ rivalry. The documentary was fascinating. Clearly, confections have a darker history.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Iraqi Impotence

According to a progress report, the Iraqi government has failed. They have not met any economic or political objectives. I support this war. I support our troops. With that stated, I am outraged. Progress must occur.

Senator Cheats… Professionally

Senator David Vitter (R-LA): “This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there --with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”

Vitter’s digits have been linked with prostitution. The impropriety is obvious. Personally, I would never buy sex. With that stated, if personal funds were utilized, Vitter’s actions are irrelevant.

Stephen Colletti’s Hero

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“It was so hot, Scooter Libby wishes he was in the cooler.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Sheehan Pressures Pelosi

On Sunday, Cindy Sheehan threatened. Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) must initiate President Bush’s impeachment within two weeks. If she refuses, Sheehan will challenge her incumbency. According to Sheehan, impeachment excuses include alleged Geneva Convention violations, the Hurricane Katrina response, the Iraq War, the Scooter Libby pardon, and the wiretapping program.

I abhor Pelosi. With that stated, Sheehan is repugnant. She is a traitor. Pelosi does not enjoy autonomous rule. She does not own the agenda. Sheehan knows this. Twelve-year-olds know this. Simply stated, Sheehan is pathetic. On behalf of America, Cindy, please disappear.

NEW RULE

Cindy Sheehan is nobody.

On Sunday, Cindy Sheehan threatened Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Why? Sheehan has no clout. She is not an activist. She is not influential. Most liberals despise her. Sheehan is nothing. She is merely a citizen and taxpayer. Her son was a combat fatality. However, this does not yield power. Simply stated, Sheehan speaks for no one. She should shut up.

Patrick Departs

Dan Patrick: “I feel privileged to have had this opportunity and I have extremely mixed emotions about leaving. With that said, I told ESPN that I believe it's time for me to try something different, something that will also be challenging and rewarding. While I'm not sure what that will be, I am grateful to ESPN for its willingness to allow me to pursue new endeavors.”

Despite subtle arrogance, Patrick is a cornerstone. During his career, he has displayed brilliance and virtuosity. Since 1997, ESPN has declined. Patrick’s status has similarly dwindled. With that stated, Patrick is not annoying or obnoxious. He is not Chris Berman or Stuart Scott. Patrick’s departure finishes ESPN. Yes, they will continue broadcasting. However, they are now sans stars and significance.

Customer Sacking

Sprint Nextel has fired 1,000 customers. According to Sprint Nextel, said clients excessively phoned customer service with unreasonable requests. This decision was asinine. Sprint Nextel is America’s third cellular provider. They need subscribers. Seriously, terminating customers who phoned customer service?

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Arjan Writes

A sweet and crunchy music blog. Especially interesting, his Kelly Clarkson opinion.

White Sox Silence Chatter, Sign Buehrle

On Sunday, the Chicago White Sox reinstated Mark Buehrle. Buehrle signed a 4-year, $56 million contract. According to General Manager Ken Williams, compromise was crucial. “We have a great comfort in where we're going and where he's going and it just made sense for us at this point," Williams said. “I think ultimately the difference was providing Mark a little security in that, yes we have the four-year deal in place, but we've also given another year in the event that he is traded, so he really does not lose out on what he potentially could have gotten on the open market as a free agent. He expressed some desire to stay with us and we tried to make as many concessions as we could without hurting our future and ability to maneuver.”

During his career, Buehrle has logged a 103-70 ledger. He has also posted a 3.77 earned run average. This season, Buehrle is 6-4 with a 3.03 earned run average. Overall, he has chalked four 16-plus win campaigns.

Rumors are vicious. Rumors antagonize, divide, and splinter. Scuttlebutt traded Buehrle. Gossip dismantled the White Sox. Thankfully, reality has spoken. Reality desires victory.

Daily Variety Scorches Live Earth

The Al Gore-spearheaded Live Earth events -- nine shows on seven continents featuring 150 artists, as viewers were repeatedly advised -- may have been all about saving the Earth and clearing the environment, but the producers of the televised concerts owe viewers an explanation (or an apology) for the stink left in the wake of nearly 50 hours of programming. The concerts might advocate reusable resources, but why did anyone think that recycling MTV's Live 8 coverage was a good idea?

On Sundance Channel, the music was parceled out in stingy one- or two-song packages, wedged in between short films about the ecological crises afflicting the planet, some, occasionally clever B&W celebrity-driven PSAs, "Hey You," the Madonna-performed theme with a chorus which became the most annoying song in the world after the fifth repetition of the refrain some 15 minutes in, and inhouse ads. The breakdown in the early going was 30% music to 70% everything else.

Bravo called the first few hours of its coverage "Breakfast at Live Earth," and featured hosts Karen Duffy and Dave Holmes engaging in the same kind of perky banter heard on other morning shows; everything was just wonderful, and every band's performance was historic, although you had to wonder about their sanity after they repeatedly raved about Duran Duran's creaky, uninspired perf.

Things improved when the Giants Stadium portion of the concerts began. Viewers were finally allowed to see the performers' full, half-hour, sets. Among the highlights were Alicia Keys' strutting her way through tough, gritty covers of the Spinners' "Money" and Stevie Wonder's "Livin' in the City" (she also covered Marvin Gaye's "Mercy, Mercy Me," whose ecological theme made it a perfect choice, although she was beaten to the punch by Corinne Bailey Rae and John Legend's perf in London). Keys was game but much less effective when she played Merrie Clayton to Keith Urban's Jagger on the latter's tough-minded cover of the Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter," forcing her vocals and turning harsh and screechy.

Perhaps alone among the performers, Melissa Etheridge used the event to try to rally the aud in 1960s-style protest. Kelly Clarkson used her set to premiere live tunes from her album, "My December." (And it's hard to see what her label was so worried about; the tunes sound like the next logical step in her move to become the next Pat Benatar. Perhaps not as solidly constructed as "Since You've Been Gone," she brings a sense of conviction and maturity.)

The Police was the band everyone was waiting for, and its fans were not disappointed. Give the band credit for not simply re-creating the hits, but by the time members reached their final tune, "Message in a Bottle," Sting's voice was showing some strain, and it was probably a good thing that Kanye West was there to relieve him.

But Bravo was not willing to leave well enough alone; during the concert, Duffy and Holmes moved backstage, taking up residence in a pair of chairs that appeared equidistant from the stage, the green room and the toilets, where performers and other celebrities could stop and chat. Holmes appeared to be instructed to ask everyone he met to give a personal ecological hint, turning the interviews into a green version of the L.A. Times' "My Favorite Weekend."

MSNBC's coverage didn't differ much from the Sundance Channel's, although it took some "newsier" angles, such as producer Lawrence Bender's speech at the Vatican, thanking the church for its support on ecological issues. And NBC's network coverage, hosted by Ann Curry, provided a decent overview of the day's events. Although, like the rest of the coverage, it gave short shift to the non-English-language performers; the shows in Shanghai, Johannesburg and Kyoto were barely mentioned.

The latter issue highlighted the biggest problem in the coverage -- there was absolutely no coordination between the four outlets. The same three or four perfs were repeated ad nauseum; you could switch from Bravo to MSNBC or Sundance and see the same Red Hot Chili Peppers or Beastie Boys song. If you wanted to see, say, Madonna, it was hit or miss. (Her guitar-based arrangement of "Ray of Light" worked, at least until the chorus.) At one point Saturday night, Sundance and MSNBC were playing the same Keys song, with only a few seconds' delay between them. Supposedly, schedules were available on Microsoft's MSN website, but the full-featured feeds were available to only those using Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser, which the company had not developed for Mac users. So much for not acting in a monopolistic fashion.

No matter how you watched the performances, they were in the hyperactive, Michael Bay-meets-MTV fashion favored by directors who think they need to pump up the energy: lots of quick cuts, swooping crane shots across the stage, long shots juxtaposed with roadie's-eye view of drums of guitars, and shots of fans singing along. It was dizzying (especially when watched on the Internet feed's small, unscalable screen) but did very little to make one feel the excitement of a great concert.

Other tech credits were disappointing: the opening moments, when a holographic Gore was introduced by the virtual reality band Genki Rockets as the author of "An Inconvenient Truth," set the tone. Throws between promo material and perfs rarely seemed to catch songs at the beginning, and Duffy and Holmes sometimes introduced the wrong song.

Attempt Nothing Congress

Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) is eyeing a record. On forty-two occasions, Reid has invoked cloture. The record is eighty-two. Congratulations Democrats. Officially, you have accomplished… nothing.

Cut Weight

On Monday, WBC and WBO Middleweight Champion Jermain Taylor conceded. He cannot maintain 160 pounds. Following his clash with Kelly Pavlik, Taylor will become a Super Middleweight. As previously stated, boxing has a weigh class excess. Taylor is a champion. Pounds should not forfeit a title. Boxing should contract classes. The aforesaid would facilitate fights and rejuvenate a decayed sport.