Saturday, April 12, 2008
Clinton, McCain Berate Obama
McCain Spokesman Steve Schmidt: “It shows an elitism and condescension towards hardworking Americans that is nothing short of breathtaking. It is hard to imagine someone running for president of the United States who is more out of touch with average Americans.”
Hillary: Bill, Know Your Place
“Everybody else had to put their flak jackets underneath the seat in case they got shot at. And everywhere they went they were covered by Apache helicopters. So they just abbreviated the arrival ceremony. And I think she was the first first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt to go into a combat zone. And you would have thought, you know, that she’d robbed a bank the way they all carried on about this.”
“The fundamental fact is she went there, everyone that flew around with her … had Apache helicopters guarding them and there was some risk, of course. And she did a good job, and she did a good job for the troops, but she is right. I wasn’t there. I don’t remember the facts right either.”
“Hillary called me and said, ‘You don’t remember this, you weren’t there. Let me handle it.’ And I said ‘Yes ma’am.’”
NEW RULE
On Thursday, Marion Jones teammate’s medals were revoked. Obviously, Jones’ actions were repugnant. However, her teammates are not responsible. Unless they ignored misconduct, they are not liable. The International Olympic Committee can rescind their results. They should not steal their medals.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Monologue Joke of the Evening
The Tonight Show
The Daily Smak
According to American Airlines, refunds are not required. Seriously? An aviation unscrupulous package?
Today’s top five or the Dalai Lama’s Seattle adventures (1) Space Needle, (2) Mariners, (3) Microsoft, (4) Supersonics, (5) Tall Caramel Macchiato
Housing Humiliation Advances
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Monologue Joke of the Evening
Jimmy Kimmel Live
NEW RULE
On their Homeland Security credit cards, employees purchased digital cameras, dinners, I-Pods, laptops, lingerie, internet dating, and tailored suits. Seriously? Lingerie prevents terrorism? These employees are asinine. Their purchases were indefensible. Henceforth, common sense applies. If purchases are unjustifiable, do not make them.
The Daily Smak
Last night, Hillary Clinton’s Elton John concert raised $2.5 million. Hillary loves Elton John. Her favorite song? “Can You Feel the Lute Tonight?”
Today’s top five or Masters favorites (1) Tiger Woods, (2) Phil Mickelson, (3) Retief Goosen, (4) Vijay Singh, (5) Sergio Garcia
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
San Francisco: Simply Frustrating
Officially, the Olympics are political. Ignoring this is irresponsible and naive. The United States should not boycott. However, we must initiate a discussion. London, Paris, and San Francisco’s events are unacceptable.
Crocker, Petraeus Continue Sparring
Ambassador Ryan Crocker: “As one looks at Iraq's neighbors, the primary problem is with Iran, which, as both the general and I have said, is providing training, equipment, arms, ammunition, and explosives to radical militia elements that they effectively control. These are groups that target coalition forces, Iraqi forces, and Iraqi civilians. And it is destabilizing to Iraq. Iran has stated (publicly) that its policy is to support the Iraqi government. And in my view, if you take sort of an objective analysis of the Iran-Iraq relationship, that is what Iran should be doing, supporting the central government, because the truth is no people suffered more from Saddam Hussein's regime in Baghdad than the Iranian people, with the sole exception of the Iraqis themselves.”
Congressman Howard Berman (D-CA): “The most disturbing strategic development of the war is that Iran, the most dangerous state in the region, so far has emerged as the winner. Their enemy Saddam is gone, and in his place is a government seemingly very open to Iranian friendship and influence.”
Congressman Ike Skelton (D-MO): “The objective of the surge was to create the political space for the Iraqis to reconcile. Our troops have created that space, but the Iraqis have yet to step up. There have been some local gains and some legislative accomplishments, but those mostly haven’t been implemented. So we don’t know if those will really help or not. And, real reconciliation, based on a sharing of resources, a guarantee of political participation, equal treatment under the law, and protection from violence regardless of sect, simply hasn’t happened. When looking at the needs in Afghanistan, the effort in Iraq — however important — is putting at risk our ability to decisively defeat those most likely to attack us. Iraq is also preventing us from effectively preparing for the next conflict.”
NHL Playoff Predictions
First Round
(1) Montreal Canadians defeat (8) Boston Bruins 4-2
(2) Pittsburgh Penguins defeat (7) Ottawa Senators 4-1
(3) Washington Capitals defeat (6) Philadelphia Flyers 4-3
(5) New York Rangers defeat (4) New Jersey Devils 4-3
Conference Semi-Finals
(5) New York Rangers defeat (1) Montreal Canadians 4-3
(2) Pittsburgh Penguins defeat (3) Washington Capitals 4-3
Conference Finals
(2) Pittsburgh Penguins defeat (5) New York Rangers 4-3
Western Conference
First Round
(1) Detroit Red Wings defeat (8) Nashville Predators 4-0
(2) San Jose Sharks defeat (7) Calgary Flames 4-1
(6) Colorado Avalanche defeat (3) Minnesota Wild 4-3
(4) Anaheim Ducks defeat (5) Dallas Stars 4-2
Conference Semi-Finals
(1) Detroit Red Wings defeat (6) Colorado Avalanche 4-2
(2) San Jose Sharks defeat (4) Anaheim Ducks 4-3
Conference Finals
(1) Detroit Red Wings defeat (2) San Jose Sharks 4-3
Stanley Cup Finals
(1) Detroit Red Wings defeat (2) Pittsburgh Penguins 4-2
Naiveté, Newness Rule Hills
Upon her Los Angeles return, Lauren graced Les Deux. She encountered Brody. They argued. Brody retreated. The next morning, Lauren attended class. Stephanie did also. Eventually, the pair spoke. Stephanie apologized. They enjoyed lunch. If Lauren and Stephanie can coexist, they should. However, Lauren is incredibly naive. Stephanie should not be trusted.
Upon her Los Angeles return, Whitney confronted her future. She quit Teen Vogue. People’s Revolution hired her. Amidst her initiation, Whitney flourished. She addressed designer’s concerns. She stabilized an intense fashion show. She impressed her employer. Intriguingly, People’s Revolution employees must wear black. Are they America’s unhappiest company?
Amidst Lauren and Whitney’s homecoming, Spencer retrieved his possessions. He and Heidi sniped. She made two stunning statements. Spencer ad her are not separated. They are not dating others. Is Heidi serious? Is she stupid? She requested this situation. She cannot dictate terms. She cannot express remorse. Heidi and Spencer lived together. She made him exit. This concludes them.
Monologue Joke of the Evening
The Tonight Show
Splits Permeate Hills Premiere
Upon their Paris arrival, Lauren and Whitney faced a dilemma. Ball gowns or debutante’s shoes. Predictably, Lauren and Whitney retrieved their gowns. The next morning, they snagged the shoes.
During the Teen Vogue photo shoot, Audrina phoned Lauren. Why? Brody has a girlfriend. Stunned, Whitney consoled Lauren. She proposed a resolution. Brody coupled abruptly. Lauren could couple abruptly. Hours subsequent, Lauren stitched her hem, shrunk her dress, and the pair met a band. Each musician smoked. None of them were attractive.
Prior to their final event, Lauren encountered disaster. The curling iron burned her gown. Luckily, Lauren scored another gown. Whitney and her worked the Crillon Ball. Will Lauren ever mature? She is twenty-two. She appears responsible. Yet, her actions are ridiculous.
Amidst Heidi’s Colorado respite, Spencer consulted his sister. Stephanie’s advice? Spencer should not pursue Heidi. Obviously, Spencer ignored this advice. During a subsequent dinners, Heidi and Spencer exploded. She attacked him. He retorted. The couple split. Simply stated, Heidi was an ass. Unfortunately, I cannot support Spencer. He should have waited. He should have understood.
Overall, the premiere was uncertain. Several questions were generated. Can Heidi and Spencer reconcile? Can Brody and Lauren reconnect? Will Whitney desert Teen Vogue? Will Lauren’s life normalize?
The Daily Smak
Yesterday, Debra Lafave was freed. Today, Florida males skipped school.
Today’s top five or Stanley Cup favorites (1) Red Wings, (2) Sharks, (3) Penguins, (4) Canadians, (5) Rangers
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
The Candidate, Crocker, & Petraeus Show
Ambassador Ryan Crocker: “Taken as a snapshot, with scenes of increasing violence, and masked gunmen in the streets, it is hard to see how this situation supports a narrative of progress in Iraq. There is still very much to be done to bring full government control to the streets of Basra and eliminate entrenched extremist, criminal, and militia groups. When viewed with a broader lens, the Iraqi decision to combat these groups in Basra has major significance.”
Senator Hillary Clinton: “I think it could be fair to say that it might well be irresponsible to continue the policy that has not produced the results that have been promised time and time again at such tremendous cost to our national security and to the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States military.”
Senator John McCain: “Our goal — my goal — is an Iraq that no longer needs American troops. And I believe we can achieve that goal, perhaps sooner than many imagine. But I also believe that to promise a withdrawal of our forces, regardless of the consequences, would constitute a failure of political and moral leadership.”
Obama, Clinton Snipe Foreign Policy
“When Senator Clinton brags ‘I’ve met leaders from 80 countries,’ I know what those trips are like. I’ve been on them. You go from the airport to the embassy. There’s a group of children who do native dance. You meet with the CIA station chief and the embassy and they give you a briefing. You go take a tour of a plant that [with] the assistance of USAID has started something. And then you go.”
Senator Hillary Clinton: “I’m somewhat shocked by that since I don’t see any evidence of it. This is, you know, kind of hard to square with his failure ever to have a single policy hearing on the only responsibility he was given, chairing the European and NATO subcommittee on the Foreign Relations Committee. And as he admitted in the last debate, he was too busy running for president to pay attention to what we needed to do to improve our chances in Afghanistan and get NATO more involved. So, you know, I’m speechless. I mean, you know, making an assertion like that belies the facts and the record.”
“He’s apparently talking about his own experience, which is quite limited. You know, for 15 years I’ve been spending a lot of time in other countries,” she said, naming China, Ireland and Kosovo among the places she’s traveled to “where the conversation and discussions were substantive and lengthy. So I’m not quite sure exactly where Senator Obama has been. So far as I know, he’s maybe taken two trips. But that’s fine, I mean, he can say whatever he wishes about his own experience and we’ll leave it up to voters to determine who really is ready to be commander in chief and who is ready to restore America’s standing and moral authority in the world.”
Clinton vs. Clinton
Clinton Campaign Spokesman Jay Carson: “Like other married couples who disagree on issues from time to time, she disagrees with her husband on this issue. President Clinton has been public about his support for Colombia’s request for U.S. trade preferences since 2000.”
Where’s Barack?
McCain Spokesman Tucker Bonds: “Why does Sen. Obama refuse to personally condemn this type of despicable attack? Sen. Obama has run for president on the basis that he represents a new kind of politics, yet every day there is another smear that Obama refuses to repudiate. I do believe that if Senator Obama is going to maintain the type of campaign that he says that he is — a respectful campaign — and this is one of his closest and strongest supporters, then I think he should repudiate Senator Rockefeller immediately.”
Cash Jag
During his career, Garrard has completed 521 of 864 passes for 6,052 yards with 36 touchdowns and 16 interceptions. In 2007, Garrard completed 208 of 325 passes for 2,509 yards with 18 touchdowns and 3 interceptions.
Amidst controversy, Garrard assumed command. He could have hesitated. However, Garrard responded. “When you look at what transpired and how David responded, I think that's what's most impressive,” said Coach Jack Del Rio. “A lot of people may have gotten down, gotten down on themselves, gotten bitter at me for the decision. Any number of things could have taken place that would have led to a different outcome. What you see is a young man that persevered, ultimately a coach that saw something, took a shot with him, and now we're together here for the foreseeable future here in Jacksonville, and tied together and hungry for more.”
American Idol Live Blog
Michael Johns (29 – Georgia)
The band is terrible. The electric guitar is unnecessary. His commencement and transition are terrible. He is screaming. His emotion is completely contrived. Girl screaming? Seriously, you are not Steven Tyler. Randy is correct. His performance was false. His defense is weak. Dreams can come true? Are you seven?
Syesha Mercado (21 - Florida)
Seriously, lose the fro. Her commencement and emotion are elegant. She is believable and natural. She does not oversing. She guides the selection. Her vocals are exquisite. She transcends the song. Exemplary performance.
Jason Castro (20 - Texas)
Outstanding selection. Memorable for Mark Greene’s death. His background is complimentary. The violins are poignant. Unfortunately, his emotion appears contrived. He is not connecting. He is begging acceptance. His vocals are adequate. However, one cannot embrace him. Randy, are you blazing? He was weak.
Kristy Leigh Cook (24 – Oregon)
Her ensemble is beautiful. The sequined top and white jeans exemplify her form. Her commencement and transition are gorgeous. She is brilliant and controlled. She transcends the screen. One can understand her. They can comprehend her struggle. Her conclusion is excellent. Amazing performance. Simon is correct. Aesthetically and musically, she was grand.
David Cook (25 – Missouri)
The white jacket is creepy. His commencement is rough. However, he is improving. His emotion is believable. He could easily oversing. He could channel another rock song. Yet, he does not. The performance is enjoyable. He is not perfect. His flaws were visible. However, he was satisfactory. Simon is correct… Pompous is a great adjective.
Carly Smithson (24 – California)
You are not Freddie Mercury. Live Aid improved the world. American Idol Gives Back enriches teenagers. Her performance is ridiculous. Her preening and strutting are obnoxious. Her vocals are forced. Her emotion is unbelievable. She practically screams the transitions. Additionally, her pants were unflattering. Her ass appeared huge. Simon is correct. She lost control.
David Archuleta (17 – California)
He is this competition’s finest. Unfortunately, this performance is apocryphal. “Angels” is a subtle masterpiece. His vocals are a contrived mess. The piano is an excellent addition. However, his voice overcompensates. He screams the transition. His emotion is wretched. Simon is doubly correct. Excellent choice. Pathetic performance.
Brooke White (24 – Arizona)
The violins are bizarre. This is “Inspiration Week.” Her vocals are elegant. Her emotion translates. She is subtle and suggestive. Her conclusion is slightly rough. However, she will advance. Simon is exact. Nice is the defining adjective.
NEW RULE
On Friday, Ed Schultz labeled John McCain “a warmonger.” On Monday, Schultz stated “I do not speak for Barack Obama.” True, Schultz has not advocated Obama. He has not funded Obama. However, Schultz is a Democrat. In November, he will support Obama. Thus, Obama should apologize. Why have another controversy?
Yahoo: Top Five Jean Seeking Tips
1. Seek professional help. Many department stores have denim bars equipped with kindly “denim experts” who can quickly and not condescendingly scan your body and make recommendations. If you want to endure this process in private, search engines like zafu.com have online jeans’ quizzes that allow you to plug in your specific body issues and your style and then spit out at least a half a dozen pairs (in a range of price points) that suit your needs.
2. Pick a store with a great selection. Though small shops can be great, on your initial quest, you really want the option of LOTS of brands. Do your research before you go. Call the store and ask if they have a separate denim department and even inquire about the number of labels (50 would be excellent).
3. All cuts are not for everyone. I hate to break this to you (and myself): We can’t all wear skinny jeans. But we can wear trouser cuts, wide-leg, straight leg, boot cut, extra long, etc, etc. There’s a really good body shape/denim style matcher here.
4. Go for a clean design and choose the right wash. After enduring an exhaustive hunt, the worst thing that could happen is your ideal jeans go out of style next year. To avoid this, stay away from trendy details and embellishments—like “whiskering,” extra zippers, bedazzlements, weird pockets, etc—at ALL COSTS. As a rule, a dark wash will always be more versatile and forgiving.
5. If all else fails, customize. Companies like indidenim.com ($135) and makeyourownjeans.com ($48) let you plug in your measurements and choose your preferred cut and wash and send the jeans directly to your doorstep. Best of all, they save your preferences, so you can order another pair in a flash.
The Daily Smak
According to a study, fault lines speak. Intriguingly, they dislike Nancy Pelosi.
Today’s top five or potential Vice Presidents (1) Colin Powell, (2) Mark Sanford, (3) Mike Huckabee, (4) Charlie Crist, (5) Tim Pawlenty
Clinton Champions Olympic Boycott
Monday, April 07, 2008
The Daily Smak
On Sunday, Chief Strategist Mark Penn resigned. Hillary Clinton blamed sniper fire.
Today’s top five or potential NBA Most Valuable Players (1) Chris Paul, (2) Tracy McGrady, (3) Kevin Garnett, (4) Kobe Bryant, (5) Dwight Howard
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Clinton Campaign Sheds Ego
Lament, Shame, Unhappiness
Alan Godspan Speaks
Zero And Fucking Six
Fox News: A Prescription For Recycling
The type of drugs donated run the gamut and include antibiotics, antipsychotics, blood thinners and antidepressants. At least 33 states have laws to allow or study drug recycling programs, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. Most state programs are just a few years old or still in the test stages, but officials envision huge gains.
In Iowa, David Fries, CEO of the Iowa Prescription Drug Corporation, said the program has the potential to double or triple in the near future. Officials in Tulsa, Okla. also see plenty of room for growth. "There are millions of dollars of unused meds out there that have not been captured," said Linda Johnston, director of social services for Tulsa County.
Regulations to ensure safety vary from state to state, but the basic concept is the same. "These are medications that would've otherwise been destroyed," said Roxanne Homar, Wyoming's state pharmacist.
A pilot program in Cheyenne, Wyo., last year netted $81,000 in donated drugs to fill 557 prescriptions. State officials say that's just a small slice of the vast reserves of drugs that go to waste each year. The program is now working to get $180,000 in drugs it has online so it can be accessed by other programs in the state.
Drug recycling programs pay for themselves "by just working with one patient and saving them and keeping them out of the hospital over the long term," Iowa's Fries said. Ensuring that a diabetic doesn't miss her medication, for example, might stave off "eye problems, foot problems, all kinds of medical conditions," he said.
It's still too early to measure the impact of drug recycling in offsetting the costs of emergency room and other hospital care for the uninsured. But when medical conditions go untreated, the financial toll is clear. A study by the Commonwealth Fund in 2006 found 59 percent of uninsured people with chronic conditions either skipped a dose of their medicine or went without it because it was too expensive. One-third of that group visited an emergency room or stayed in a hospital overnight or did both, compared to 15 percent of their insured counterparts.
The costs to treat uninsured patients in Wyoming alone are staggering. Every year, hospitals there provide about $120 million in uncompensated care, according to Susie Scott, executive director for the Wyoming Health Care Commission. There are between 80,000 to 90,000 uninsured in Wyoming, and their options for medical care are "generally limited to emergency room situations," Scott said.
In Iowa, hospitals in 2005 provided $465 million in uncompensated care, according to the state's hospital association. Meanwhile, between March and December of last year, Iowa's drug recycling program collected 319,000 dosage units worth an estimated $292,000. In the face of such enormous costs, saving a few dollars by using recycled drugs may seem futile. But the savings that could be achieved would add up over time.
In Louisiana last year, one charitable pharmacy in Baton Rouge filled over 38,000 presecriptions worth $2 million, the vast majority of which were donated medications.
Officials say they don't track how many people the state's recycled drug program has helped statewide. "In health care reform, it's got to be a cumulative effect of a lot of different efforts. It seems like throwing a 10-foot rope down a 40-foot hole, but we have to begin somewhere," Scott said.
Officials in Oklahoma's Tulsa County agree; they've worked with charities since 2004 in a program to fill the prescriptions of county residents. "We do know that the cost of not providing medications has a large ripple effect and impact on our community whether it's going to the emergency room, whether it's going to a nursing home early, dying early, missing school. If we don't get medicines to people who need them for their mental illnesses, they become homeless, they end up in jail," said Johnson.
Still, some states are having trouble getting their drug recycling programs off the ground. In Florida, for example, a program created two years ago to get cancer drugs to the uninsured has languished. Only three of the 300 hospitals eligible to participate have signed up, taking in a total of seven drug donations. Critics say the program has lacked publicity. And since drug recycling programs rely on donations, they're not seen as long-term solutions. But when successful, officials say they can help plug gaps in medication for those who live paycheck to paycheck.
Fox News: Recreating Revolution
Such tours are a crucial tool for Iran's clerical leaders as they seek to keep alive fervor for the 1979 Islamic Revolution, especially among young people with little or no memory of it. Saremi and about 100 young men and women lined up at buses one morning in Tehran in late March, heading for the border regions of southwest Iran. About 1 million Iranians are taking the same journey during the three-week Nowruz holidays, which extend until mid-April, in tours organized by the Basij, the volunteer paramilitary wing of Iran's Revolutionary Guards.
They visit the desert scenes where Iranian troops threw themselves in deadly human wave attacks against Iraqi lines in offensives with codenames like "Dawn is Coming" and "Certain Conquest." They hear lectures from military officers, visit the old trenches and bunkers and sleep in military garrisons. Most importantly, they commemorate martyrs.
"It is like a spiritual tour," said the 21-year-old Saremi, her black, all-encompassing chador flapping in the morning breeze. She has gone once before, two years ago. "I went there to pay tribute to those who fought the enemy and lost their lives to bring peace for us."
Just how far the fervor for the Revolution has ebbed is visible in Tehran's streets, rife with Western influences the revolution once sought to purge. Shops are packed with bootleg DVDs of Western movies and music, and many women now shirk the chadors required in the revolution's early years—instead wearing tight jackets and headscarves that cover only a small part of their hair. Many among the millions of Iranians born since 1979 just want to put the revolution—and its Islamic clerical rule—behind them.
That has made the Basij even more important for clerical leaders, who want to keep up the drumbeat of slogans re-enforcing the revolution's principles: fierce resistance to the United States and Western culture, adherence to strict Islamic law and reverence for sacrifice. The Basij is seen by some as the Islamic republic's "hidden army." Their numbers are not known, though the Revolutionary Guards say they are in the millions. Basijis are in nearly every government institution, from post offices to schools—normal employees except for their membership in the force.
Their role has increased under hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is believed to have stepped up state funding for Basij groups. That mirrors the growing prominence of the Basij's patron, the Revolutionary Guards: former and current Guards officers have gained important posts, and Guards-linked companies have received lucrative government contracts for construction and other projects.
The U.S. has branded the Guards' elite Quds Force a terrorist group, accusing it of backing militants in Iraq, and the U.N. has slapped sanctions on Guards-linked firms accused of links to Iran's nuclear program. At times, the Basij plays its role through force. In 1999, they helped put down student protests that began at Tehran University in rioting that left several people dead. Basijis also are known to stop women in the streets, scolding them to wear Islamic dress.
Far more pervasive, though, are the cultural events that Basijis lead. Student groups organize seminars and films at universities, often about Israeli "massacres" of Palestinians. Basiji theater groups put on plays depicting stories of "revolution and resistance."
There's even a Basiji film company that produces movies about the Iran-Iraq war. One studio boasts a yard full of old tanks and other armor, on the side of the highway from the new Imam Khomeini airport into Tehran. The battlefield tours resonate because the 1980-1988 war with Iraq, in which at least 1 million people died overall, is an emotional rallying point for Iranians.
Nearly every Iranian family lost a relative in the brutal fighting, and even Iranians with no love for the Islamic revolution express nationalist pride at fending off then-Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. For Hassan Taheri, a 53-year-old war veteran boarding the same bus as Saremi, the tour is a chance to reconnect with an earlier era. "Years of war, blood and resistance," said Taheri, who was bringing his wife. "Many of my friends never came back from the war. When I go there, I feel I am with them."
But most of those on the tours are young Basijis and their families—and a constant theme is linking the war to the "third generation of the revolution." Those joining Saremi's tour were largely from Tehran's poorer districts, strongholds of support for Ahmadinejad and other hard-liners. The tours are extensively covered on state-run television, which throughout the holidays shows footage of young people touring battle zones or weeping at martyrs' graves.
They have been organized since 1992 by a Basiji-run agency. The group says 1 million people are participating this year, up from 700,000 last year. "The willingness to obey shown by the martyrs is what made them successful," one military commander, Gen. Ali Asghar Rajai, told a group of young Basijis taking part in one late March tour, according to the group's news agency. "Today, that should be the example for all of us to follow."
Golden Cheer: Cal Hires Mike Montgomery
During his career, Montgomery has amassed a 615-340 record. In Montana (10 seasons), Montgomery racked a 154-77 record. In Stanford, he registered a 393-167 record. In Golden State, he logged a 68-96 ledger. According to Montgomery, his NBA tenure was incomplete. “I think I belong in college basketball,” he said. “I think I proved that. Maybe I would have liked a little longer to prove it.”
California’s decision is brilliant. Montgomery is an excellent tactician. He is an exemplary individual. Concerning Ben Braun’s firing, I was uncertain. With that stated, Montgomery is an impact hire.
Why Wal Mart?
In 2001, Deborah Shank wrecked. She was severely injured. In 2006, Wal Mart sued Shank. Their objective? Recover incurred medical costs. Wal Mart won $470,000. Shank had $417,000. On Tuesday, Wal Mart relented. They will not pursue the judgment.
In 2006, Wal Mart earned $12.178 billion. Their sales totaled $344.992 billion. Obviously, they are solvent. Deborah Shank and legality were irrelevant. Wal Mart is not evil. They are simply repugnant.
Crean’s Calling: Ignite Indiana
On Wednesday, Indiana hired Marquette Coach Tom Crean. Crean signed an 8-year, $18.24 million contract. According to Crean, his decision was emotional. “This was a heart decision,” he said. “This was not a business decision or a legacy decision. I'd had other opportunities to walk away [from Marquette], and none of them felt like this. I'm going to miss those people a lot, but I'm excited to be here.”
During his career, Crean has logged a 190-96 ledger. He has secured five NCAA Tournament appearances. “I'm taking over a very challenging situation, and I know it is and you know it is,” Crean said. “But that lit something in my heart because Indiana is bigger than any one person. I can't tell you with eloquence how I feel. It's Indiana. It's Indiana.”
From 1971-2000, Indiana amassed a 661-240 record. They won three NCAA championships. They garnered eleven conference championships. Unfortunately, Myles Brand’s ego exploded. Hopefully, Crean can heal the Hoosiers.