Saturday, January 12, 2008

NEW RULE

Paula Abdul cannot perform.

Super Bowl XLII Pre-game featuring Paul Abdul? Allegedly, Fox is considering this. Seriously? Fox has control. However, this is not 1992. “Opposites Attract” is dead. Abdul compliments American Idol contestants. She cries. She is ditzy. Her performance would be a train wreck. Fox should cease thinking.

When Iran Attacks…

Iran’s actions were inflammatory and provocative. They were unacceptable. Democrats must view this video. They must cease condemning options. Iran is an unstable nation. They are irrational. This demonstrates the aforesaid.

NEW RULE

Hillary Clinton cannot cry.

On Monday, Hillary Clinton sobbed. On Tuesday, she won the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Her snivels have been credited. They humanized her. This is ridiculous. Clinton is a presidential candidate. She cried. This was acceptable? Crying improves a candidacy? Clinton cannot cry. Yes, her recovery was impressive. Her speech was inspiring. However, he cannot cry. She is seeking the presidency. She is not seeking an Academy Award.

Golden Globes Gone

On Monday, the Golden Globe Awards were canceled. Instead, a press conference will announce the winners. Enough. Studio billionaires must relent. Clearly, Hollywood is suffering.

NEW RULE

Ohio State cannot compete.

Last season, Florida defeated Ohio State 41-14. This season, LSU defeated Ohio State 38-24. Next season, Ohio State is ineligible. Seriously. Ohio State’s tradition is proud. Jim Tressel is a satisfactory coach. With that stated, consecutive disasters disqualify them. Given a choice, Fox would prefer Anchorwoman.

Clemens Catastrophe Continues

On January 4, the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee invited Roger Clemens, Chuck Knoblauch, and Andy Pettite. They also summoned Major League Baseball Players Association President Donald Fehr, former trainer Brian McNamee, George Mitchell, former clubhouse attendant Kirk Radomski, and Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig. On January 10, the committee postponed their hearing.

On Sunday, Sixty Minutes interviewed Clemens. Clemens discussed his career. He eviscerated McNamee. He ridiculed the allegations. Clemens is angry. His anger is justified. Clemens is innocent. McNamee is a desperate, insolent, pathetic loser. McNamee does not deserve attention. Certainly, he does not warrant trust.

NEW RULE

Emotion is observable.

On Saturday, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, and Barack Obama debated change. During her response, Clinton exhibited anger. Her demeanor intensified. Her voice raised. Democrats are unbelievable. Is television incomprehensible? Is vision inconceivable? Clinton’s anger, Edwards’ smarminess, Obama’s presence are noticeable. They are palpable. Henceforth, Democrats must realize the obvious. Your emotions are visible. Millions witness them. They can cost you.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

President Scolds Iran

President Bush: “Iran’s actions were very provocative and it was a dangerous gesture on their part. ... And they know our position, and that is: There will be serious consequences if they attack our ships, pure and simple. And my advice to them is don't do it.”

Joy Behar: Plundering Saints

Joy Behar: “I have a theory that you can’t find any saints anymore because of psychotropic medication. I think that [in] the old days, the saints were hearing voices and they didn’t have any Thorazine to calm them down. Now that we have all of this medication available to us, you can’t find a saint anymore. That’s why Mother Teresa had issues. Let’s not forget, she didn’t really believe 100 percent like those saints who were hearing voices. She didn’t hear voices. So the church said ‘OK, she does good deeds. Let’s make her a saint.’ In the old days it used to be you heard voices. You can’t do that anymore.”

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Michigan’s future?

On Wednesday, Hurricane Katrina victims filed a lawsuit. Their request? $3,014,170,389,176,410. No one worry. Mayor Bloomberg will pay.

Today’s top five or College Football 2008 (1) USC, (2) Florida, (3) Georgia, (4) Oklahoma, (5) West Virginia

ESPN: Sport’s Top 25 Seasons

25. Marcus Allen, USC Trojans, 1981
Allen became the first player in Division I history to rush for more than 2,000 yards. His 2,342 yards and 212.9 yards per game have been eclipsed just once (by Barry Sanders in 1988). He was the first player to rush for 200 yards in five straight games, a record he shares today. His eight games of 200-plus yards still stand as the single-season record. Allen was a durable workhorse for the Trojans, setting the record for rushes in a season with 403. All of this made him the fourth USC running back to win the Heisman Trophy.

24. Ted Williams, Boston Red Sox, 1941
Williams became the last player to hit .400 -- and also the youngest of the 20th century. Heading into the final day of the season, Williams' average stood at .39955, which would have been rounded up to .400 had he sat out. However, Williams played both games of a doubleheader, going 6-for-8 and finishing at .406. While the Red Sox finished second behind the Yankees, Williams hit .471 in 22 games against New York. He led the league in home runs, runs scored and slugging percentage. He just missed the triple crown, trailing Joe DiMaggio by five RBIs. His amazing .553 on-base percentage was the best ever until Barry Bonds surpassed it in 2004.

23. LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers, 2006
Tomlinson rewrote the NFL record book, breaking 11 single-season marks in the most prolific scoring season in history. He rushed for 28 touchdowns, breaking Shaun Alexander's record. Tomlinson's 31 total touchdowns and 186 points also broke NFL records -- and those numbers don't include his two touchdown passes. He became the first player in league history with at least three rushing touchdowns in three straight games. The Chargers won a franchise record 14 games, and Tomlinson won the MVP award.

22. Michael Jordan, Chicago Bulls, 1987-88
Jordan led the NBA in scoring at 35.0 points per game, and was also the best defensive player in the league, averaging 3.2 steals and 1.6 blocks. No other player has won the scoring title and Defensive Player of the Year award in the same season. Not surprisingly, Jordan also won his first MVP trophy. Jordan also took over All-Star weekend, winning the dunk contest and scoring 40 points in front of his home crowd.

21. Martina Navratilova, 1984
No tennis player has ever had a more dominant stretch than Navratilova's 74-match win streak in 1984. During that stretch, she won a record 13 straight singles titles. Navratilova won three majors, losing only in the Australian Open semifinals to Helena Sukova to end her win streak. On the year she went 78-2, posting the third-best winning percentage and second-most wins ever. To top it off, Navratilova and doubles partner Pam Shriver won all four majors and did not lose a match all year.

20. Mario Lemieux, Pittsburgh Penguins, 1992-93
Lemieux started the season with goals in the Penguins' first 12 games and by January was making a run at Wayne Gretzky's single-season scoring record. But on Jan. 12, Lemieux announced he had been diagnosed with Hodgkin's disease. He missed nearly two months of action while undergoing radiation treatment. On March 2, Lemieux returned to the ice on the same day as his final radiation treatment, scoring a goal and an assist against the Flyers. Upon his return, he trailed Pat LaFontaine by 12 points for the scoring title. But Super Mario surpassed him, while leading the Penguins on an NHL-record 17-game win streak. Lemieux finished the season with 160 points (69 goals, 91 assists) and won the Art Ross Trophy despite missing 24 games. His 2.67 points per game put him on a pace for 224 points over a full 84 games.

19. Pedro Martinez, Boston Red Sox, 1999
Martinez had a lower ERA in 2000, but his memorable performances made 1999 his greatest season. He won the pitching triple crown with a 23-4 record, a 2.07 ERA that is especially impressive when the league ERA was 4.86, and 313 strikeouts in 213 1/3 innings, a rate of 13.2 per nine innings, the best in history at the time. He struck out 15-plus batters in consecutive games, including 17 against the Yankees. Despite battling injury, Martinez turned in one of the most memorable playoff pitching performances of all time. Coming on in relief, Martinez pitched six innings of no-hit ball in the deciding Game 5 of the ALDS against Cleveland.

18. Richard Petty, 1967
Petty set two NASCAR records in 1967 that likely will never be topped. He won 27 of the 49 races that season (only Petty himself has even approached that mark, with 21 wins in 1971). Petty also won a record 10 straight races. His 19 poles are the second-most in history, just one shy of the record. He finished in the top 10 in 40 of 49 races. But perhaps the best illustration of Petty's dominance in 1967 is the nickname he earned that year: The King.

17. Lew Alcindor, UCLA Bruins, 1966-67
It didn't take Alcindor long to prove his dominance. In his first varsity game, the sophomore center scored a school-record 56 points against rival USC. He went on to finish second in the nation in scoring (29.0), the best single-season average in UCLA history. Alcindor also set an NCAA record at the time in field-goal percentage (66.7). He led UCLA to a 30-0 record and the NCAA championship. Alcindor was named AP Player of the Year and the NCAA Tournament's Most Outstanding Player.

16. Bobby Jones, 1930
In 1930, Jones was pursuing a career in law in Atlanta, already possessing degrees from Georgia Tech and Harvard. He was also an amateur golfer. He set aside the 1930 season to do something no other golfer had ever done: win all four major golf tournaments (at the time, the U.S. Open and Amateur and the British Open and Amateur). After captaining the U.S. to a Walker Cup win, Jones won the British Amateur at St. Andrews. Two weeks later, he won his third British Open. Jones returned to the U.S. to a ticker tape parade in New York City. At Interlachen, he won his fourth U.S. Open. Two months later, Jones won the U.S. Amateur in Philadelphia. Atlanta sportswriter O.B. Keeler dubbed this unprecedented achievement the Grand Slam. Several weeks after completing the Grand Slam, Jones retired from competitive golf at the age of 28.

15. O.J. Simpson, Buffalo Bills, 1973
Simpson ran for 2,003 yards, the first running back to surpass 2,000 and the only one to accomplish that feat in a 14-game season. Simpson's 143.1 yards per game projects to a record 2,289 yards over a 16-game season. Simpson had 1,584 yards after 12 games, but went off for 219 and 200 yards in the final two games of the season. His rushing total nearly doubled Green Bay's John Brockington, who was Simpson's closest competitor at 1,144 yards. Simpson was named the NFL's MVP and the AP Male Athlete of the Year.

14. Steffi Graf, 1988
Graf won all four Grand Slams as well as Olympic gold in Seoul -- an unprecedented feat known as the Golden Grand Slam. But Graf's Grand Slams alone don't illustrate her dominance in 1988. She won 11 singles titles, including eight consecutive. She finished the year with a 72-3 record, at one point winning 46 straight matches. She lost only 20 games in the entire French Open and 23 games en route to the U.S. Open title. At Wimbledon, she beat Martina Navratilova, who had won the previous six singles titles at the All-England Club.

13. Oscar Robertson, Cincinnati Royals, 1961-62
The term "triple-double" would not be coined for another 18 years, but in 1961-62, Robertson showed us how it was done. He averaged 30.8 points, 11.4 assists and 12.5 rebounds, marking the only season a player has averaged a triple-double. It shouldn't be surprising that his 41 triple-doubles are also a record. Overshadowed by Wilt Chamberlain's monstrous scoring effort that season, Robertson surpassed Bob Cousy's single-season assists record by a whopping 184 with 899.

12. Dan Marino, Miami Dolphins, 1984
In just his second year in the league, Marino had the greatest season the NFL had ever seen by a quarterback. He threw for 5,084 yards, breaking Dan Fouts' record of 4,802. The MVP's 48 touchdown passes obliterated the previous record of 36 shared by Y.A. Tittle and George Blanda. For a quarterback infamous for never winning the Super Bowl, 1984 also represents Marino's only Super Bowl appearance.

11. Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers, 1987
Rice caught a record 22 touchdowns in 1987 -- and he did it in only 12 games. Despite missing four games because of the players' strike, Rice still had the greatest season ever by a wideout. Over a full 16-game schedule, those 22 touchdowns prorate to 29-plus. No other receiver has ever had more than 18 until Randy Moss broke Rice's mark with 23 touchdowns this season.

10. Bobby Orr, Boston Bruins, 1969-70
Orr revolutionized the way defensemen played the game. In 1970, he became the only defenseman to lead the NHL in points. At the time, his 87 assists set an NHL record and his 120 points were six shy of the record. Orr became the only player to win all four major awards: Hart (MVP), Ross (scoring), Norris (defenseman) and Conn Smythe (playoff MVP). His season ended with perhaps the most famous goal in league history, the game winner in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup finals, when he was sent airborne. It was the Bruins' first Stanley Cup in 29 years.

9. Bob Gibson, St. Louis Cardinals, 1968
In the Year of the Pitcher, Gibson dominated with a 1.12 ERA, the fourth-best all time, over 304 2/3 innings. He threw 13 shutouts, tied for the third most. During one ridiculous stretch of 10 starts in the middle of the summer, Gibson allowed two runs in 90 innings. His 22-9 record is quite misleading: Gibson had a 2.14 ERA in his nine losses, games in which the Cardinals scored only 12 total runs. His brilliance continued in the World Series against the Tigers. He gave up just one run in winning Games 1 and 4. Even after being touched up for four runs in a Game 7 loss, he wound up with a 1.67 ERA.

8. Pete Maravich, LSU Tigers, 1969-70
Simply put, Maravich is the greatest scorer in college basketball history. In 1969-70, he set D-I records for scoring average (44.5) and total points (1,381). Pistol Pete notched 50-plus points 10 times, including three games over 60 points. He scored 69 against Alabama, which stood as a D-I record for 21 years. Maravich's season-low scoring output was 29, which is more than any D-I player averaged in 2006-07. And just imagine what he would have done with a 3-point line.

7. Barry Bonds, San Francisco Giants, 2001
Despite the cloud of controversy surrounding Bonds, there is no denying his superhuman statistics in 2001. Everyone knows about the record 73 home runs, but Bonds set several other records on his way to the MVP. His .863 slugging percentage broke Babe Ruth's single-season record of .849. With 177 walks, he broke Ruth's 1923 record (Bonds has since exceeded that total twice). His .515 OBP was the best since Ted Williams in 1957, and he hit .328 with 137 RBIs.

6. Barry Sanders, Oklahoma State Cowboys, 1988
Emerging from the shadows of Thurman Thomas, Sanders had the greatest season in college football history. The Heisman winner set the record for rushing yards (2,628), all-purpose yards (3,250), rushing touchdowns (37), and total touchdowns (39). And those stats don't even count his 222 yards and five TDs in a 62-14 Holiday Bowl win over Wyoming. Sanders had four 300-plus rushing games that season -- more than anyone else has had in a career. Sanders scored at least two touchdowns in every game and scored three or more nine times.

5. Tom Brady, New England Patriots, 2007
Here's what you might already know: Brady set an NFL record with 50 touchdown passes. He did so while leading the Patriots, the highest-scoring offense in league history, to the NFL's first 16-0 regular season. Brady also topped all NFL quarterbacks in passing yards (4,806) and passer rating (117.2). Here are a few things you might not know: He had three or more touchdown passes in 12 games, including 10 consecutive, both of which are records; Brady probably could have made a case for the Pro Bowl based solely on his performances in the second quarter, when he threw 20 TD passes (only 12 quarterbacks had more on the whole season); Brady threw only eight interceptions, fewer than Marino (17) and Peyton Manning (10) had in their record-setting campaigns.

4. Tiger Woods, 2000
Woods won nine tournaments in 2000, the most in a year since 1950. Those wins included three consecutive majors, making Woods the second pro to win three in a year. However, Tiger's great season was not just about wins -- it was about dominance. He won the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach by a major championship record 15 strokes. At 12-under, he broke the U.S. Open record in relation to par. Tiger won the British Open by 8 strokes. At 19-under, he broke the major championship record in relation to par. Tiger went on to win the PGA Championship in a three-hole playoff. He finished at 18-under, giving him a share for the PGA record. In all, Woods set or tied 27 PGA Tour records.

3. Wayne Gretzky, Edmonton Oilers, 1981-82
After winning the Hart Trophy the two previous seasons, Gretzky had already established himself as the best player in the NHL. With his 1981-82 season, he showed he might just be the best of all time. Gretzky destroyed the record book with 92 goals and 120 assists, both records at the time (Gretzky later broke his own records for assists and points). Most famously, the Great One broke Rocket Richard's record for reaching 50 goals in the fewest games. Gretzky netted five goals on Dec. 30 to reach 50 in the Oilers' 39th game (Richard's record was 50 games). He also had 10 hat tricks that season, setting an NHL record that he would later tie. For this great season, Gretzky became the only NHL player ever selected as AP Male Athlete of the Year.

2. Babe Ruth, New York Yankees, 1921
Ruth set records at the time with 59 home runs -- eclipsing the totals of eight other teams -- and 177 RBIs. His totals for runs (177), extra-base hits (119), and total bases (457) still stand as records. The Bambino also led the league in on-base percentage (.512), slugging percentage (.846) and walks (145). He hit .378, third in the league, and led the Yankees to their first World Series, where Babe hit .313 despite being limited by injuries (the Giants beat the Yankees in the series 5-3).

1. Wilt Chamberlain, Philadelphia Warriors, 1961-62
Chamberlain averaged 50.4 points and 25.7 rebounds. He set the NBA record with 4,029 points -- Michael Jordan is the only other player in league history to crack even 3,000. Chamberlain scored 50-plus points 45 times. Just how impressive is that? Michael Jordan cracked 50 points 37 times in his entire career. Chamberlain's 100 points on March 2 against the Knicks is perhaps the most famous single-game performance in sports history. Chamberlain also logged 48.5 minutes per game, playing all but eight minutes the entire season. To put all this in perspective, take Tim Duncan's best scoring and rebounding season -- then double it.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Worth A Read

Citizen Jane Politics

The modern girls’ guide to picking the free world’s leaders.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Iowa’s winners?

According to President Clinton, Barack Obama is a “fairy tale.” Obama’s response? “I will not debate my record with that woman.”

Today’s top five or Roger Clemens’ checklist (1) Website Statement, (2) Sixty Minutes, (3) Press Conference, (4) Outside the Lines, (5) Dateline

2008 NHL All-Star Starters

Eastern Conference

Forward: Daniel Alfredsson (Ottawa Senators)
Forward: Sidney Crosby (Pittsburgh Penguins)
Forward: Vincent Lecavalier (Tampa Bay Lightning)
Defenseman: Zdeno Chara (Boston Bruins)
Defenseman: Andrei Markov (Montreal Canadians)
Goalie: Martin Brodeur (New Jersey Devils)

Western Conference

Forward: Pavel Datsyuk (Detroit Red Wings)
Forward: Jarome Iginla (Calgary Flames)
Forward: Henrik Zetterberg (Detroit Red Wings)
Defenseman: Nicklas Lidstrom (Detroit Red Wings)
Defenseman: Dion Phaneuf (Calgary Flames)
Goalie: Roberto Luongo (Vancouver Canucks)

President Clinton: The Myth of Obama

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Hawaii’s Coach?

Yesterday, Senator Hillary Clinton cried. According to Chairman Terry McAuliffe, she has a new message. The politics of however I can win.

Today’s top five or Jim Tressel’s worst (1) 2007 National Championship Game, (2) 2008 National Championship Game, (3) 2001 Wisconsin, (4) 2001 Penn State, (5) 2003 Wisconsin

Hillary Clinton Cries

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All Women’s Talk

Covering beauty, celebrities, entertainment, fashion, style, and other general fabulosity necessities.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Duncan Hunter: Reality is Irrelevant; Fox & ABC Are Stupid

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be my vacation?

For four weeks, I was off. Evidently, Hillary Clinton was also.

Today’s top five or NFL Offensive Players of the Year (1) Tom Brady, (2) Randy Moss, (3) Wes Welker, (4) Jabar Gaffney, (5) Laurence Maroney

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 36-29 Bowls: 15-16)

All State BCS National Championship Game
LSU (-4) vs. Ohio State

Simply stated, Ohio State cannot win.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

GAME BALLS (NFL Playoff Edition)

Chris Chambers (WR – Chargers): 6 receptions, 121 yards
(Win: 17-6 vs. Titans)

D.J. Hackett (WR – Seahawks): 6 receptions, 101 yards, 1 td
(Win: 35-14 vs, Redskins)

Vincent Jackson (WR – Chargers): 5 receptions, 114 yards, 1 td
(Win: 17-6 vs. Titans)

Amani Toomer (WR – Giants): 7 receptions, 74 yards, 1 td
(Win: 24-14 at Buccaneers)

Romney Wins… Nothing

On Saturday, Mitt Romney won the Wyoming Republican Caucus. Congratulations Governor. You lost a state you should have won. You won a meaningless state.

Dolphins Refocus, Fire A Loser

Cam Cameron is a loser. The aforesaid is not harsh. The aforesaid is true. During his collegiate tenure, Cameron did not win. During his professional occupancy, Cameron did not win. Cameron’s lone success? He was San Diego Chargers Offensive Coordinator. His weapons included Drew Brees, Antonio Gates, and LaDainian Tomlinson.

On Thursday, the Miami Dolphins fired Cameron. According to General Manager Jeff Ireland, Cameron’s ouster was essential. “We just felt in order to move forward and not look back, we needed someone in place who shared the same philosophical compatibilities we shared,” Ireland said. “We didn't really know the guy that well. We were going to try to get someone that does share those things, and we weren't completely sold that he did.”

Overall, Cameron’s record is 19-52. In Indiana (5 seasons), Cameron logged an 18-37 ledger. In Miami, Cameron endured a 1-15 campaign. “We've had a difficult year, and it's one of those times when it's a little unsettling,” said Jason Taylor. “As a player on the team, you can only control what you can, and for other things, you have to let others do it.”

Potential successors include Arizona Cardinals Running Backs Coach Maurice Carthon, Minnesota Vikings Defensive Coordinator Leslie Frazier, Cardinals Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley, Baltimore Ravens Defensive Coordinator Rex Ryan, Dallas Cowboys Assistant Head Coach Tony Sparano, and Jacksonville Jaguars Assistant Head Coach Mike Tice. According to Ireland, integrity is critical. “We want strong character around here,” said Ireland. “The vision of the team will be discipline, passionate players, highly competitive. And we'll be a big team.”

Since 2004, the Dolphins are 20-44. Four coaches have been employed. Three coaches have exited. Miami’s next coach may succeed. He may fail. However, he will not be Cameron. A leper, whose hiring was a catastrophe.

Sapp’s Few Words… I Quit

Warren Sapp’s career was an enigma. Sapp should have been a top five selection. Following a marijuana episode, he was chosen twelfth. Sapp was a defining force. Yet, bombast overshadowed his brilliance. Ultimately, Sapp retired sans a press conference and photographs. Instead, two words announced his exodus. “I’m done.”

On Thursday, Sapp retired. According to him, his talent had diminished. “Every defensive tackle that's drafted in the top five is supposed to be the next [me],” Sapp said. “All of them have that tag. ... I've played the game pretty well, so if I'm the standard by which [they'll] be judged, that's tough, because I'd like to relive that guy, too. He's a bad boy. He's dead now. I give you flashes of him every now and then but, nah, that guy was sick.”

During his career, Sapp amassed 573 tackles and 96 ½ sacks. He recorded four fifty-plus tackle and ten-plus sack seasons. He won the 1999 NFL Defensive Player of the Year Award. In Tampa Bay (9 seasons), Sapp racked 401 tackles and 79 sacks. In Oakland (4 seasons), he registered 172 tackles and 17 ½ sacks.

According to Oakland Raiders Linebacker Kirk Morrison, Sapp was an example. “I felt like having him here made me a better football player,” Morrison said. “He was the leader of this defense. They say the middle linebacker is supposed to lead, but the guy has been in the league 13 years and he's seen it all. I leaned on him. There's so much more for me to learn from him I don't want him to leave yet.”

Sapp possessed immense talent. He was athletic, physical, and quick. Unfortunately, he courted controversy. He marred his excellent career. Sapp’s penultimate legacy is unknown. However, his remembrance is clear. Sapp’s reality never mirrored expectations… his own or otherwise.

Britney Spears Forcibly Hospitalized

On Thursday evening, Britney Spears was hospitalized. Allegedly, she was intoxicated and combative. On Friday afternoon, her child custody was revoked. Spears is a train wreck. However, this situation is tragic. Clearly, Spears is delusional. She requires help.

Swisher Sour: A’s Erosion Continues

On Thursday, the Oakland Athletics traded Nick Swisher to the Chicago White Sox. As reciprocation, the Athletics received minor league outfielder Ryan Sweeney and pitchers Faustino De Los Santos and Gio Gonzalez. According to Athletics General Manager Billy Beane, this transaction was necessary. “Our status quo as we stood going into the season was mediocrity at best,” Beane said. “That's my opinion. If anything we're taking a step back with the idea we have a chance to build something very good for a long time. ... The cost of indecision for us probably would be a bigger mistake.”

During his career, Swisher has batted .251 with 80 home runs and 255 runs batted in. In 2007, he swatted .262 with 22 home runs and 78 runs batted in. “Everything that I've heard about Nick from a variety of sources, whether it be on the field or off the field, is that this guy fits in and fits in perfectly with what we are trying to do,” said White Sox General Manager Ken Williams said.

As previously stated, this is Oakland’s modus operandi. They discard superstars. They acquire prospects. They rebuild. Unfortunately, this situation is different. Rebuilding is acceptable. Implosion is not.

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 36-29 Bowls: 14-16)

International Bowl
Bowling Green vs. Tulsa (-5)

Both squads will score. However, Tulsa is offensively superior.

Line of the Morning


Senator John McCain (R-AZ)

“We have a base in, in the neighboring country of Kuwait, very large base. We have a base in Turkey. We have a base in Japan, Germany. We’ve had bases there. It’s not American presence that bothers the American people, it’s American casualties.”

Betting the Pass Line (Regular Season: 42-38)

AFC Playoffs
Jaguars (-3) at Steelers

In week fifteen, the Jaguars defeated the Steelers 29-22. On Saturday, history will reoccur.

Titans at Chargers (-9 ½)
The Chargers are scorching. Vince Young is injured. Expect a romp.

NFC Playoffs
Redskins (+3) at Seahawks

The Redskins are inspired. Versus the Seahawks, their dream will advance.

Giants at Buccaneers (-3)
Eli Manning versus the playoffs. Favor the Buccaneers.

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 36-29 Bowls: 13-16)

International Bowl
Rutgers (-11) vs. Ball State

This season, Rutgers underachieved. Given the aforesaid, Ball State is doomed.