Saturday, September 01, 2007

Betting the Pass Line

Georgia Tech at Notre Dame (-2)
Despite quarterback controversy, the Irish should garner victory. However, they must neutralize Tashard Choice.

Northern Illinois at Iowa (-12)
Last season, Iowa’s statistics did not equal expectations. With that stated, they are clearly undervalued.

Oklahoma State at Georgia (-6½)
Both quarterbacks are questionable. Given the aforesaid, favor the Bulldogs.

Army at Akron (-5½)
In 2006, Akron was exemplary. In 2007, they should contend again.

San Jose State at Arizona State (-15)
Rudy Carpenter or Sam Keller? Tonight, this question is answered.

Jags Ditch Leftwich

Last week, Byron Leftwich was a starting quarterback. On Friday, David Garrard supplanted him. Allegedly, Leftwich will be traded or released. The Jacksonville Jaguars’ decision was reprehensible. Granted, Leftwich sustained injuries. However, he could have been cut earlier. Why now?

Dragnet: Larry Craig

Money Should Not Walk

On Friday, fugitive fundraiser Norman Hsu surrendered. Earlier this week, Senators Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Barbara Boxer, and Diane Feinstein, as well as the Democratic Congressional and Senatorial Campaign Committees forfeited Hsu’s donations. Despite facing incarceration, Hsu lived publicly. He flouted the law. He warrants excoriation.

Strahan Succumbs, Rejoins Giants

On Friday, Michael Strahan concluded his holdout. Simply stated, Strahan desired appreciation. His absence concerned money. He was never retiring.

Bill Maher Scorches Diana

Friday, August 31, 2007

Craig Resigning

According to Fox News, Senator Larry Craig will resign. Allegedly, Lieutenant Governor Jim Risch will supplant him. Senator Craig’s actions were revolting. They were abhorrent and disgusting. Senator Craig betrayed his office and the public’s distrust. I am delighted he is resigning.

Senator Warner Retires

Senator John Warner: “All of you have joined me these many years to enable this humble soul to have a magnificent and very rewarding career in the United States Senate. My work and service to Virginia as a senator will conclude upon the 6th of January, 2009, when I finish — as the Constitution of the United States (says) on the first Tuesday of a new Congress — my career of then 30 years in the United States Senate.”

Senator Warner is an icon. He is a patriot. I regret his retirement. The Senate will lose a titan. Sans a Republican dynamo, two Democratic Senators will represent Virginia.

Princess Diana Remembered

Prince Harry: “We remember our mother as she would wish to be remembered, as she was: fun-loving, generous, down to earth and entirely genuine. To us, just two loving children, she was quite simply the best mother in the world. When she was alive, we completely took for granted her unrivaled love of life, laughter, fun and folly. She was our guardian, friend and protector. She never once allowed her unfaltering love for us to go unspoken or undemonstrated.”

Yahoo: Iowa Marriage Ruling Reaction

An Iowa county judge's ruling knocking down the state's same-sex marriage ban stirred up the presidential race Friday as Republicans jostled to stake out a position with the state's conservative voters in mind.

Mitt Romney was the first to seize on the ruling, promptly aligning himself with Iowa political leaders in denouncing the decision.

The former Massachusetts governor's swift criticism served to bolster the conservative image his campaign has been working hard to promote to Iowa's Republican voters. Romney stressed his support for a federal amendment that would ban same-sex marriage, a stand that distinguishes him from his top rivals, who have said they prefer to leave such decisions to the states.

"The ruling in Iowa ... is another example of an activist court and unelected judges trying to redefine marriage and disregard the will of the people as expressed through Iowa's Defense of Marriage Act," Romney said in a statement shortly after the ruling was made. "This once again highlights the need for a Federal Marriage Amendment to protect the traditional definition of marriage as between one man and one woman."

On Friday, Polk County Judge Robert Hanson, who ruled Thursday that the state's decade-old ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional, issued a stay on his own ruling. The stay closed the window for any gay couples seeking to marry in Polk County.

But the decision inflamed an issue that is important to conservative Republicans in this early voting state.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was the only Democrat to offer a reaction. Taping an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Friday, Clinton said she favors civil unions "with full equality of benefits." But she said the question of same-sex marriage should be left up to the states.

"The states have always determined age of marriage, other conditions and over time we've gotten rid a lot of discrimination that used to exist in marriage laws," she said. "That's now happening. People are making decisions. Civil unions, marriage. They're deciding in the states and I think that's the appropriate place for that to be."

A spokesman for Democrat Barack Obama said the senator "believes these matters should be left to the states, which is why he opposes the Defense of Marriage Act."

While most Democratic candidates have voiced support for same-sex civil unions, they have declined to back gay marriage, a stance that has created some tension with their gay supporters.

For Republicans, the task was not to offend conservatives.

Republican White House hopeful John McCain called the ruling "a loss for the traditional family."

"I have always supported the traditional definition of marriage as between one man and one woman," he said. "The ruling of the court only reinforces my belief that we must have a president who is committed to appointing strict constructionists to the bench."

Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback, who has worked hard to gain the backing of social conservatives in Iowa, offered a sharp rejection of the judge's ruling.

"The people of Iowa reject the redefinition of marriage, and I pledge today to defend the bond of marriage, as I have consistently done in the past," he said in a statement.

Jarrod Agen, a spokesman for Rudy Giuliani, said simply: "Rudy Giuliani believes marriage is between a man and a woman." Giuliani has supported limited legal recognition for same-sex couples.

Former Sen. Fred Thompson, who will officially enter the presidential race next week, has offered support for a federal amendment that would prevent states without gay marriage laws from having to recognize same-sex marriages from other states.

On Friday, Romney discussed the matter in a private conference call with Iowa House Republican Leader Christopher Rants, who has endorsed Romney, and Kris Mineau, president of the Massachusetts Family Institute, which worked on gay marriage issues in Massachusetts.

Later, campaigning in South Carolina, Romney said he would renew his calls to amend the Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. "That's essential to our future," he said.

While Romney is willing to generally leave it to states to decide how to set up health care coverage plans, he said it shouldn't be left to states to decide same-sex marriage issues.

"It's a status that lasts a lifetime. And so, if somebody is married in one state and they move to another state, that status travels with them. And so, if you have gay marriage in one state, whether you want it or not, you have gay marriage in all states," Romney told reporters after speaking at a Greenville, S.C., restaurant.

Dianne Bystrom, director of the Carrie Chapman Catt Center for Women and Politics at Iowa State University, said the ruling could fire up social conservatives.

"It will probably stir up the social conservatives in the state and make the climate better in Iowa for the most socially conservative of the presidential candidates," she said. "That would be most of them, except (Rudy) Giuliani, I guess."

She said Romney can use the issue to dispel any lingering doubts about his commitment to social conservative causes.

"He's very much trying to establish himself with the social conservatives in the state, who even though he won the Republican straw poll, eye him somewhat suspiciously as not being conservative enough because of being governor of Massachusetts, which did allow gay marriages, and he switched his position on reproductive choice," she said.

Dennis Goldford, a political scientist at Drake University in Des Moines, said Giuliani could stress his opposition to same-sex marriage to help reassure some conservatives who find his anti-terrorism stance appealing but reject his past support for some abortion rights.

"It gives Giuliani a chance to play," he said.

Refinancing America

On Friday, President Bush announced FHA Secure. The program will guarantee loans, refinance loans, and slice taxes. Predatory lending is crippling America. Sub prime loans are debilitating Wall Street. I am elated President Bush has acted.

NEW RULE

Injuries occur.

On Thursday, David Beckham was diagnosed with a sprained knee. He will miss six weeks. Obviously, Beckham will be criticized. Fans will bemoan his absence. Pundits will criticize his salary and inaction. All should shut up. Beckham is exemplary. He is superb. However, Beckham is an athlete. Athletes sustain injuries. Should fans complain? Would they if Tom Brady were injured?

Nifong A Criminal

On Friday, Mike Nifong was convicted of criminal contempt. He received twenty-four hours incarceration. Nifong’s punishment is insufficient. His punishment is ridiculous. Nifong was disbarred. He betrayed his office and the public’s trust. He flaunted ambition. He pandered to win an election. He exploited repugnant fears. He rejected exculpatory evidence. He ruined three lives. He ignored reality for bellicose and deceitful statements. Nifong deserves figurative castration.

Worth A Read

North Carolina Republican Roundtable

Providing North Carolina news and commentary. Excellent Tailgate Contest feature.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Monday is the day we honor our work force. And I’m thinking, shouldn’t this celebration take place in China.”

Late Show with David Letterman

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you boycotting OJ’s book?

Allegedly, companies did not conspire to raise gas prices. However, they did arrange Britney Spears’ marriages.

Today’s top five or my top five (1) USC, (2) LSU, (3) Michigan, (4) Florida, (5) Oklahoma

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“A Georgia judge has ordered Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry to pay a lot of child support. He’s fathered nine children by nine different women in four different states. And that was just the pre-season. The regular season doesn’t even start til next week.”

The Tonight Show

Larry Craig vs. the Police

Virginia Tech: Progress Not Blame

On Friday, Virginia Tech released a report. According to said report, lives were salvageable and mental health professionals failed. Hopefully, this examination alters and improves. No one merits firing. Excoriation and vilification are frivolous. They will not recover the dead.

Congress Summons, WWE Suspends

On Thursday, the House Energy and Commerce Committee scheduled a hearing. Simultaneously, the WWE suspended ten wrestlers for wellness policy violations. The suspended remain unnamed. Chris Benoit’s death was a bizarre tragedy. Hopefully, Vince McMahon has been transformed. Wellness should trump audience, pay per view purchases, and profits.

Time: Comedic Campaigning

As she pursues the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination Hillary Clinton has done her best to carve out an identity separate from that of her larger-than-life husband. But when she takes the stage Thursday night at the Ed Sullivan Theater for her seventh appearance on Late Night With David Letterman, Clinton, like virtually every media-savvy candidate these days, is simply following a trail blazed by Bill Clinton 15 years ago.

It was during the presidential campaign of 1992 that the young Arkansas governor turned a swanky, colorful Hollywood studio with velvet couches and a host dressed more like a night clubber than an emcee into a political platform. For the previous three decades, the televised image of candidates had largely been of dark-suited, serious men selling themselves as if they were on a job interview. But that June night Clinton blew his saxophone into campaign history on The Arsenio Hall Show , boosting his carefully calculated image as a fresh candidate who was better suited than incumbent George Bush to lead a new generation of voters in a post-Cold War world.

Ever since that moment, making stops on the talk show circuit is as expected a part of campaigning as attending state fairs and rubber chicken fundraising dinners. For politicians who have all too few opportunities to show off a more relaxed and human side, these appearances with the same hosts who crack one-liners at their expense allow them to let their guard down, clown around and, most importantly, connect with some voters who otherwise aren't paying any attention to the campaign. "The more people get to know Hillary, the more they like her," explained Clinton campaign spokesman Isaac Baker, optimisticlly, on why she makes the talk show rounds.

Back in 2000 Clinton actually used a Letterman appearance to announce her candidacy for the U.S. Senate. "I knew that if I were going to run for the Senate, I had to come and sit in this chair, and talk to the big guy," she said on the air.

Many of the current cadre of Democratic and Republican candidates are familiar with talk show turf. Both Senators Mitt Romney and John McCain have made appearances on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. On Tuesday night, McCain even used Leno's show to take note of the troubles his campaign has been having. "We are doing so poorly I thought maybe I would announce on this show that I'm running for President of the United States," he told Leno.

Bob Lichter, a professor of communications at George Mason University and president of the Center for Media and Public Affairs, traces candidate talk show guest appearances back to the 1988 campaign. At that time, George H.W. Bush's campaign manager Lee Atwater watched Johnny Carson's quips on The Tonight Show to see which candidate jokes got the biggest laughs. "It was 1988 and it was the first time anyone ever thought about political humor having any significance," Lichter explained. "What happened was the political writers started taking note of the comedians and this realm of entertainment became a part of the overall political discourse. Candidates didn't have a choice, either audiences heard comedians making fun of you or you try to join the party."

Lichter noted a Pew Center study that said most voters get their political information from late night talk shows and that candidates' are getting less time on conventional television news shows. In 1968, he said, the average length of a candidate's sound bite on TV newscasts was 42 seconds; now it is down to only eight. That means candidates are compelled to seek out more unorthodox venues to seek out the spotlight.

"Whether it translates into votes, we don't know," said Lichter. "What we do know is these shows have political impact and they transform the voters. It's counterprogramming: journalists define candidates in their own terms, but when a candidate goes on with a comedian, that's his chance to make a definition for himself."

Maria Comella, a spokeswoman for former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani, who has appeared often on Letterman's show, Late Night With Conan O'Brien and other shows, says the talk-show circut allows the candidate a chance to open up to an audience outside of the bounds of a news interview. "I think it speaks for itself when the mayor is allowed to show voters a more humourous side," Comella said. "It happens on the campaign trail, but it isn't necessarily seen by millions of people at one time... More than anything it allows voters to see a well-rounded candidate that they don't always see. They are used to seeing a candidate talking about issues, but this completes a picture."

Illinois Sen. Barack Obama already has a Letterman appearance under his belt, as well as one on Oprah. He did The Daily Show With Jon Stewart last week, where he offered a sample of his wit to soften serious talk. When Stewart, referring to his oft-cited lack of experience, asked if he'd consider running a smaller country, Obama quipped: "No, what I did think about though was invading a smaller country."

"It helps candidates like the Senator show their personal side," said Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki, who agreed that talk show appearances can show a more jovial side of candidates who are constantly touting serious issues in campaign speeches. "The fact is he's funny, he listens to music, he follows sports. He's committed to changing the way we do business in America, but at the same time he has a side the American public would enjoy seeing."

Thursday, August 30, 2007

NEW RULE

ESPN must televise sports.

Last night, ESPN commenced “25 Hours of College Football.” ESPN2 televised Red Sox (Josh Beckett) versus Yankees (Roger Clemens). Allegedly, ESPN is a sports network. Hype and sports are intertwined. However, hype should not trump sports. Henceforth, live events must be broadcast. Gimmicks are conversation. Sports are the story.

College Football Predictions

ACC
Atlantic Division
1. Florida State
2. Boston College
3. Clemson

Coastal Division
1. Virginia Tech
2. Georgia Tech
3. North Carolina

Championship Game: Florida State defeats Virginia Tech 28-24

Big East
1. West Virginia
2. Louisville
3. Rutgers
4. South Florida
5. Pittsburgh

Big Ten
1. Michigan
2. Ohio State
3. Wisconsin
4. Penn State
5. Purdue

Big Twelve
Northern Division

1. Nebraska
2. Kansas State
3. Missouri

Southern Division
1. Oklahoma
2. Texas
3. Oklahoma State

Championship Game: Oklahoma defeats Nebraska 35-31

Conference USA
Eastern Division
1. Southern Mississippi
2. Marshall
3. UAB

Western Division
1. Houston
2. Rice
3. Tulsa

Championship Game: Houston defeats Southern Mississippi 42-10

MAC
Eastern Division
1. Kent State
2. Ohio
3. Akron

Western Division
1. Northern Illinois
2. Toledo
3. Central Michigan

Championship Game: Kent State defeats Northern Illinois 17-10

Mountain West
1. TCU
2. Utah
3. BYU
4. San Diego State
5. Air Force

Pac 10
1. USC
2. California
3. UCLA
4. Oregon
5. Arizona State

SEC
Eastern Division
1. Florida
2. Tennessee
3. Georgia

Western Division
1. LSU
2. Auburn
3. Arkansas

Championship Game: LSU defeats Florida 34-31

Sun Belt
1. Troy
2. Arkansas State
3. Middle Tennessee State
4. Louisiana-Monroe
5. North Texas

WAC
1. Boise State
2. Hawaii
3. Fresno State
4. Nevada
5. Idaho

BOWL GAMES
Nokia National Championship Game: USC defeats LSU 35-27
Nokia Sugar Bowl: Florida defeats Virginia Tech 31-27
Fed Ex Orange Bowl: Florida State defeats West Virginia 27-24
Rose Bowl: Michigan defeats California 42-35
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State defeats Oklahoma 17-14

Heisman Trophy
1. John David Booty
2. Mike Hart
3. Steve Slaton
4. Sam Keller
5. Colt Brennan

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you use to be Michael Vick’s bonuses?

German researchers are investigating Beethoven’s death. Apparently, Phil Spector is a person of interest.

Today’s top five or potentially fired coaches (1) Tommy Bowden, (2) Al Groh, (3) Ty Willingham, (4) Mark Mangino, (5) Dave Wannstedt

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

When the Levees Broke: An Anniversary of Two Years

Straight Truth

Senator John McCain: “I believe that he [Senator Craig] pleaded guilty, and he had the opportunity to plead innocent. So, I think he should resign. My opinion is that when you plead guilty to a crime you shouldn't serve.”

Republican Leadership Benches Craig

“Senator Larry Craig has agreed to comply with Leadership’s request that he temporarily step down as the top Republican on the Veteran Affairs Committee, Appropriations Subcommittee on the Interior, and Energy and Natural Resources Subcommittee on Public Lands and Forests. This is not a decision we take lightly but we believe this is in the best interest of the Senate until this situation is resolved by the Ethics Committee.”

NEW RULE

Homosexuality is not the issue.

Senator Larry Craig: "Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay."

Seriously? You were arrested, compromised, embarrassed, and scandalized. This was your defense? On America, Idaho, and Republican's behalf, we do not care. Your sexuality is irrelevant. We care that you induced this situation. We care that you lied. Senator Craig, your rational was appalling. Henceforth, apologize first and only. Hypocrisy is bad. Voicing additional hypocrisy is worse.

Falcons Seek Remuneration

On Monday, the Atlanta Falcons requested Michael Vick’s bonuses. Atlanta is seeking $20 million. Possibly, they will recover $3.5 million. Atlanta’s intent is noble. However, their objective is irrational. Vick was twenty-seven and a millionaire. He was not a savings bond connoisseur. The Falcons deserve his money. Unfortunately, the money has been spent.

Formally, Finally Vick Guilty

On Monday, Michael Vick plead guilty. On December 10, he will be sentenced. Allegedly, Vick will receive 12-18 months incarceration. However, Judge Henry Hudson retains discretion.

Vick’s actions were reprehensible. They embarrassed his franchise. They embarrassed the NFL. They obliterated millions of fans. Thankfully, his life has one day remaining.

Michael: Where Was Wrong?

Michael Vick: “For most of my life, I've been a football player, not a public speaker, so, you know, I really don't know, you know, how to say what I really want to say.”

“You know, I understand it's -- it's important or not important, you know, as far as what you say but how you say things. So, you know, I take this opportunity just to speak from the heart.”

"First, I want to apologize, you know, for all the things that -- that I've done and that I have allowed to happen. I want to personally apologize to commissioner Goodell, Arthur Blank, coach Bobby Petrino, my Atlanta Falcons teammates, you know, for our -- for our previous discussions that we had. And I was not honest and forthright in our discussions, and, you know, I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself to say the least.”

“I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts and, you know, what I did was, what I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up. I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the football player.”

“I take full responsibility for my actions. For one second will I sit right here -- not for one second will I sit right here and point the finger and try to blame anybody else for my actions or what I've done.”

“I'm totally responsible, and those things just didn't have to happen. I feel like we all make mistakes. It's just I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions. And you know, those things, you know, just can't happen. Dogfighting is a terrible thing, and I did reject it.”

“I'm upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that's the right thing to do as of right now.”

“Like I said, for this -- for this entire situation I never pointed the finger at anybody else, I accepted responsibility for my actions of what I did and now I have to pay the consequences for it. But in a sense, I think it will help, you know, me as a person. I got a lot to think about in the next year or so.”

“I offer my deepest apologies to everybody out in there in the world who was affected by this whole situation. And if I'm more disappointed with myself than anything it's because of all the young people, young kids that I've let down, who look at Michael Vick as a role model. And to have to go through this and put myself in this situation, you know, I hope that every young kid out there in the world watching this interview right now who's been following the case will use me as an example to using better judgment and making better decisions.”

“Once again, I offer my deepest apologies to everyone. And I will redeem myself. I have to. So I got a lot of down time, a lot of time to think about my actions and what I've done and how to make Michael Vick a better person. Thank you.”

Vick’s statement was unscripted. He was both solemn and contrite. He has received praise. However, I did not hear acknowledgement. I heard obfuscation. Simply stated, Vick is not sorry. He is sorry he was caught.

Blank Leadership

Arthur Blank: “We cannot tell you today that Michael is cut from the team. Cutting him may feel better emotionally for us and many of our fans but it's not in the long-term best interest of our franchise. We cannot undo what's been done. But we can and will recover from this. We're putting the emotions, the shock, the disappointment, the anger and the once-held hope that this was not true behind us. I assure you we'll do all we possibly can to make this season a success.”

Blank’s view is correct. He should not act irrationally. With that stated, his criticism was weak. I respect tact. I understand political correctness. However, Vick warrants excoriation. Blank should champion this.

A Media Made Tragedy

Richard Jewell
(1962-2007)

The End is the Beginning

Finished is completed. Finished is concluded and doomed. When calendars are finished, weather transforms. When seasons are finished, games are not played. When relationships are finished, interaction ceases… except within the Hills.

On Monday, Audrina, Justin, Lauren, and Lo attended Brody’s barbecue. Amidst drinking, football, and swimming, Lauren broke Brody’s arm. Audrina and Justin also fought. Justin randomly flirted. He then ditched Audrina. She cried and pledged finality. According to previews, they remain coupled.

Heidi and Spencer attended Colorado. Spencer alienated Heidi’s parents. Heidi dodged questions concerning Lauren. Hilariously, Heidi also explained choosing Spencer. She covets someone akin to her father. Heidi’s father is a midwestern entrepreneur. Spencer is pacific poison. How are they similar?

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Leona Helmsley left all of the money to her dog. Leona’s dog plans to use the money to stage fights between NFL players.”

Late Show with David Letterman

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See Jack Shop
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Dancing with the Stars: Season Five

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn't you used to be Mike Mussina?

Yesterday, Jason Priestly turned 38. His career remained seven.

Today's top five or my Dancing with the Stars contestants (1) Jessica Alba, (2) Hayden Panetierre, (3) Lauren Conrad, (4) Britney Spears, (5) Serena Williams

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

AG: Gonzo

Alberto Gonzalez was a distraction. As White House council, he was controversial. As Attorney General, he was disruptive. Amidst controversy, Gonzalez was omnipresent. Republicans detested him. Democrats despised him. Consistently, the President supported him.

On Monday, Attorney General Gonzalez resigned. During his press conference, Gonzalez appreciated his tenure. “I often remind our fellow citizens that we live in the greatest country in the world and that I have lived the American dream,” he said. “Even my worst days as attorney general have been better than my father's best days.”

Meanwhile, President Bush abhorred the climate. “After months of unfair treatment that has created a harmful distraction at the Justice Department, Judge Gonzales decided to resign his position, and I accept his decision,” the President said. “It's sad that we live in a time when a talented and honorable person like Alberto Gonzales is impeded from doing important work because his good name was dragged through the mud for political reasons.”

As White House council, Gonzalez reinterpreted the Geneva Convention’s third article. He advocated the Patriot Act. He authorized terrorist military tribunals. As Attorney General, he approved warrantless wiretapping. He conceived habeas corpus denials. During his tenure, eight federal prosecutors were fired.

Upon President Bush’s reelection, social security, tax, and tort reform were promised. Unfortunately, Hurricane Katrina, Iraq, and Scooter Libby have consumed headlines. Perfectly, Gonzalez embodies the second term… unfocused and unaccomplished.

Republican Craig: Another (Homo) Sexual Scandal

On June 8, Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was arrested. Allegedly, Craig sexually propositioned an undercover officer. Since 2004, Republicans have extolled morality. We have vilified same sex marriage. Why have our scandals involved homosexual activity?

Senator Ignores the Apology, Ignites the Situation

Senator Larry Craig: “Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement. First, please let me apologize to my family, friends and staff and fellow Idahoans for the cloud placed over Idaho.”

“I did nothing wrong at the Minneapolis airport. I did nothing wrong, and I regret the decision to plead guilty and the sadness that decision has brought on my wife, my family, friends, staff and fellow Idahoans. And for that, I apologize.”

“In June, I overreacted and made a poor decision. While I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct at the Minneapolis airport or anywhere else, I chose to plead guilty to a lesser charge in hopes of making it go away. I did not seek any counsel either from an attorney, staff, friends or family. That was a mistake and I deeply regret it.”

“Because of that, I have now retained counsel, and I am asking counsel to review this matter and to advise me on how to proceed. For a moment, I want to put my state of mind into context on June 11th. For eight months leading up to June 11th my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by the Idaho Statesman. If you saw the article today, you know why.”

“Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay.”

“Still, without a shred of truth or evidence to the contrary, the Statesman has engaged in this witch hunt. In pleading guilty, I overreacted in Minneapolis because of the stress the Idaho Statesman investigation and the rumors it has fueled all around Idaho. Again, that overreaction was a mistake and I apologize for my judgment.”

“Furthermore, I should not have kept this arrest to myself, and I should have told my family and my friends about it. I wasn't eager to share this failure, but I should have anyway, because I am not gay.”

“I love my wife, my family. I care about friends and staff and Idaho. I love serving this great state. Over the years, I have accomplished a lot for Idaho, and I hope Idahoans will allow me to continue to do that. There are still goals I would like to accomplish. And I believe I can still be an effective leader for our state.”

“Next month, I will announce, as planned, as many of you have already been told, whether or not I will seek reelection. As an elected official, I fully realize that my life is open for public criticism and scrutiny, and I take full responsibility for a lapse in judgment I made in attempting to handle this matter myself.”

“It is clear, though, through my action, I have brought a cloud over Idaho. And for that, I seek and ask the people of Idaho to forgive me. As I mentioned earlier, I have retained counsel to examine the matter. And from that, I will make no further comment.”
“This statement will go up on my Web site today at craig.senate.gov. Any additional comments will be on the Web site. I'm sure this is an issue that is not yet over, and I will respond accordingly to all of you in the press. As I have always appreciated your willingness to accommodate me, I hope you appreciate my openness to all of you. Thank you very much.”

Wilson Attempts Suicide

On Sunday, Owen Wilson was hospitalized. Allegedly, he attempted suicide. This situation is disturbing. Wilson is engaging. He is extremely talented. He has received an Oscar nomination. His films include “Armageddon,” “Behind Enemy Lines,” “Bottle Rocket,” “Meet the Parents,” and “Wedding Crashers.”

This nightmare requires explanation. Sadly, Wilson’s was this...“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

NEW RULE

When your peers select someone, you cannot complain.

Chinese sculptor Lei Yixin will design the Martin Luther King Memorial. The selection committee featured ten African-Americans. Unfortunately, other African-Americans protested. Perpetually, certain minorities feel disrespected. Their outrage is repugnant. African-Americans selected this designer. He has consulted with them. They feel confident. Those disagreeing should shut up.

Garner: Sound, Fury, Fired (Again)

On Monday, the Houston Astros fired Manager Phil Garner and General Manager Tim Purpura. Bench Coach Cecil Cooper and President Tal Smith were designated replacements. According to Owner Drayton McLane, alteration was necessary. "We want to bring some new, fresh ideas," McLane said. "Companies become stagnant sometimes. In the corporate world, when they bring in new CEOs or new top executives, they come in with new ideas, new ways to get things done. That's what I'm excited about."

During his career, Garner has accrued a 998-1007 record. In Houston (495 games), Garner posted a 290-205 record. In Detroit (330 games), Garner logged a 145-185 ledger. In Milwaukee (1,180 games), he tallied a 563-617 mark.

Garner is a mirage. Amidst distraction and inefficiency, his demeanor is inviting. Unfortunately, his acumen is a myth. Garner is a fleeting quench. He provides one shimmering season. Perpetually thirsty franchises, ultimately slurp the sand.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Idaho’s senior Senator?

Allegedly, David Spade hates High School Musical. Evidently, Spade auditioned.

Today’s top five or SEC squads sans a suspended player (1) Auburn, (2) Florida, (3) Mississippi State, (4) Vanderbilt, (5) Alabama

Patriot Charade?

On Tuesday, New England Patriots Cornerback Asante Samuel concluded his holdout. He signed a 1-year, $7.79 million contract. Previously, Samuel excoriated the Patriots. Obviously, his rage was purely monetary. If not, what was his point?

NEW RULE

911 is mandatory.

Last week, a Minnesota woman was raped. Citizens witnessed the assault. However, no 911 calls were recorded. Why? I would not advocate retaliation. This attacker was deranged. With that stated, 911 is safe. Why not call? Why not act humane? These witnesses are criminals. They should have acted. They should face charges.

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“Senator Larry Craig was arrested in an airport bathroom in Minnesota. Gives a whole new meaning to the word caucusing.”

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Nick Hogan: Serious Conditions

On Sunday, Nick Hogan wrecked. Currently, his condition is serious. The Hogan family has our thoughts and prayers.

Defaming Greatness

Dallas as a comedy? According to Variety, Director Betty Thomas and Twentieth Century Fox are negotiating. Dallas is iconic. Dallas is unforgettable. America does not need cinematic profiteering. Simply stated, Twentieth Century Fox should stop.

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Fox News: Westward No (For Employers)

The owner of a fast food joint in Montana's booming oil patch found himself outsourcing the drive-thru window to a Texas telemarketing firm, not because it's cheaper but because he can't find workers.

Record low unemployment across parts of the West has created tough working conditions for business owners, who in places are being forced to boost wages or be creative to fill their jobs.

John Francis, who owns the McDonald's in Sidney, Mont., said he tried advertising in the local newspaper and even offered up to $10 an hour to compete with higher-paying oil field jobs. Yet the only calls were from other business owners upset they would have to raise wages, too. Of course, Francis' current employees also wanted a pay hike.

"I don't know what the answer is," Francis said. "There's just nobody around that wants to work."

Unemployment rates have been as low as 2 percent this year in places like Montana, and nearly as low in neighboring states. Economists cite such factors as an aging work force and booming tourism economies for the tight labor market.

For places like Montana, it has been a steady climb in the nearly two decades since the timber and mining industry recession. The state approached double-digit unemployment levels in the 1980s and began the slow crawl back in the early 1990s.

"This is actually the biggest economic story of our time, and we don't quite grasp it because it is 15 years in the making," said economist Larry Swanson, director of the O'Connor Center for the Rocky Mountain West at the University of Montana.

The U.S. Department of Labor reports the mountain West region — covering eight states along the Rocky Mountains — has the lowest overall unemployment rate in the nation. The region hit an all-time low of 3.4 percent in May.

The effects are everywhere. Logging equipment in Idaho sits idle as companies have a tough time finding workers. A shortage of lifeguards has forced Helena to shorten hours at children-only pools. A local paper in Jackson, Wyo., has page after page of help wanted ads.

In Jackson Hole, the Four Seasons Resort still had openings in late July. The problem has created longer hours and tougher working conditions for current employees.

For years, the resort has imported dozens of workers from Eastern Europe who often come as much for the summer recreation opportunity as the money. This year, however, that wasn't enough and so for the first time the resort also sent recruiters to a high school job fair, said spokeswoman Greer Terry. It only helped a little.

"It's been a struggle finding employees this summer," Terry said.

Economists say there are a number of reasons why parts of the West are feeling the labor pinch.

Established baby boomers, including retirees, have been moving into Montana for the mountain views and recreation, bringing with them money for new homes that fuel construction job growth, said Swanson.

Along the way, younger people have moved away searching for bigger paychecks as the state's wages still lag behind other areas and are slowly increasing overall. Now, the aging work force is unable to expand to meet the demands of the job market, Swanson said.

He said the problem is compounded by the fact that employers, accustomed to paying relatively low wages, have been slow to increase salaries. Montana wages have historically been among the lowest in the country, and still rank near the bottom. The silver lining for workers is that wages are now growing at the third-fastest rate among U.S. states.

Now, workers with more options in some places are unwilling to take $12-an-hour jobs.

The problem could get worse as more baby boomers retire, Swanson said. By 2030, Montana and Wyoming are predicted to have among the oldest populations in the U.S, with about 26 percent of residents 65 and older, Swanson said. That compares to 19.7 percent predicted nationally.

"We thought the labor force crunch wouldn't come until 2012, but it's already arrived in a lot of these fast-growth areas," Swanson said. As a result, "you'll find older workers working longer, people will sort of linger in the work force. The employers will make it worth their time to."

Swanson added the phenomenon of quasi-retirement with older workers cutting back on hours but still heading to the office will grow, while international workers will be drawn to the region. Younger workers who used to leave will find it worth their while to stay.

"The squeeze is on. You get into these 2 percent and less unemployment rates and you're moving into a seller's market with the seller being the worker," Swanson said.

Officials worry the razor thin labor market could bind economic growth, although there has been no indication of that yet.

"One of the reasons we are seeing the lower (unemployment) rates is we are starting to see more investment in our economy. It's like finding an undervalued stock," said Tyler Turner, Montana's economic development chief.

In Helena, the pool of applicants has been shrinking even for jobs on the police force. For professional jobs, such as department managers, the city is considering hiring slightly underqualified people that can be trained on the job.

"This is the tightest market I have ever seen," said Salty Payne, who has worked in the Helena City human resource office for 15 years.

Payne in part blames the area's building boom, which is drawing workers to construction trades that are offering higher salaries.

Montana state lawmaker Art Noonan lives in the mining town of Butte — the epicenter of a big mining bust 20 years ago. Now, more people are moving in to build second homes and high paying jobs are coming back as copper prices go up.

"All of these things are sort of clicking at the same time," Noonan said. "The only economic development we used to get was the creation of more economic development offices."

In Utah — where unemployment rates have been hovering around 2.5 percent — amusement parks, trucking companies, telemarketing firms and others have been paying bonuses of hundreds of dollars or more to find workers.

"It boils down to the attractiveness of the (interior) West," said Mark Knold, chief economist at the Utah Department of Workforce Services. "It is a population magnet."

And workers have benefited. Utah workers saw a 5.4 percent average wage increase in 2006, Knold said.

But questions remain about how long the West can weather the problems that come with low unemployment.

"The hardest thing is to keep the economy growing at a strong rate when you have a low unemployment rate," he said. "Take a company that wants to expand. Where is the next worker going to come from?"

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