Saturday, January 10, 2009

Cowboys Conclude Punk Pacman’s Career

Pacman Jones was never a risk. Risks include advantages, calculation, influence, repentance, strategy, and value. Risks may succeed. Jones was a catastrophic prayer.

On Wednesday, the Dallas Cowboys released Jones. Apparently, renewed allegations were the rationale. “He was surprised, and I think he was obviously somewhat hurt," said Agent Worrick Robinson. “At the same time, he understands the business behind what is happening here. We don't have any reason to believe at this point that that off-the-field incident had anything to do with the team's decision today...”

On April 27, the Tennessee Titans traded Jones to the Dallas Cowboys. On August 28, Jones was reinstated. On October 14, he was suspended. On December 7, he was reinstated again. “Surprised? Yeah, I was surprised,” said Jones. “All I can do is keep working hard, keep my nose clean and hope for the best.”

During his career, Jones has amassed 146 tackles and 4 interceptions. His criminal record trumps this. In July 2005, he was arrested on assault and vandalism charges. October 2005, Jones received probation for non-reporting to probation and not disclosing his previous arrest. August and October 2006, two incidents with women spawned disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and misdemeanor assault charges. February 2007, Jones was charged with felony coercion and misdemeanor battery and threat to life.

Jones is a recidivist. He is a rogue. He is an unrepentant thug. This is unarguable. Jones does not merit another opportunity. Any executive who affords one, should sacrifice his employment.

Fox News: Inaugural Prowess

Barack Obama will be under intense historical pressure Jan. 20 to deliver a sweeping and memorable inaugural speech. When he is sworn in as the country's first black president, the words that Obama uses to lay out his vision for America will inevitably be compared to the greatest speeches made by his predecessors.

Will he measure up? He has some notable predecessors, whose inaugural speeches are excerpted here:

5. "Our democracy must be not only the envy of the world but the engine of our own renewal. There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America." -- Bill Clinton's inaugural address on Jan. 20, 1993.

4. "With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations." -- Abraham Lincoln's second inaugural address on March 4, 1865.

3. "In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it -- and the glow from that fire can truly light the world." -- John Kennedy's inaugural address on Jan. 20, 1961.

2. "It is no coincidence that our present troubles parallel and are proportionate to the intervention and intrusion in our lives that result from unnecessary and excessive growth of government. It is time for us to realize that we're too great a nation to limit ourselves to small dreams. We're not, as some would have us believe, doomed to an inevitable decline. I do not believe in a fate that will fall on us no matter what we do. I do believe in a fate that will fall on us if we do nothing. So, with all the creative energy at our command, let us begin an era of national renewal. Let us renew our determination, our courage, and our strength. And let us renew our faith and our hope." -- Ronald Reagan's first inaugural address on Jan. 20, 1981.

1. "Democracy is not dying. We know it because we have seen it revive -- and grow. We know it cannot die -- because it is built on the unhampered initiative of individual men and women joined together in a common enterprise -- an enterprise undertaken and carried through by the free expression of a free majority. We know it because democracy alone, of all forms of government, enlists the full force of men's enlightened will. We know it because democracy alone has constructed an unlimited civilization capable of infinite progress in the improvement of human life. We know it because, if we look below the surface, we sense it still spreading on every continent -- for it is the most humane, the most advanced, and in the end the most unconquerable of all forms of human society." -- Franklin Roosevelt's third inaugural address on Jan. 20, 1941.

Defense Owns Conversation, Offense Wins Championship

Defense is overvalued. Offense controls the clock. Offense manages position. Offense scores points. Simply stated, offense is imperative. Defense cannot win championships. If zero is your score, defense is worthless.

On Thursday, the Florida Gators defeated the Oklahoma Sooners 24-14. They garnered their second BCS national championship. Via ten-plus points, they won their tenth consecutive contest. Conversely, Oklahoma lost their fifth consecutive marquee contest.

When the 2009 BCS National Championship is recounted, inefficiency, sloppiness, and turnovers will be remembered. However, one should not revise. Tim Tebow and Percy Harvin won this title. For one evening, Brandon Spikes and Major Wright merely gnashed their teeth.

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 47-37 Playoffs: 2-2)

AFC Playoffs
Ravens (+3) at Titans
In week five, the Titans defeated the Ravens 13-10. On Saturday, the Ravens will extract their revenge.

Chargers (+6) at Steelers
In week eleven, the Steelers defeated the Chargers 11-10. On Sunday, history will reoccur.

NFC Playoffs
Eagles (+4 ½) at Giants

In Philadelphia, the Giants defeated the Eagles 36-31. In New York, the Eagles defeated the Giants 20-14. In their decisive clash, the Eagles survive.

Cardinals (+9 ½) at Panthers
In week eight, the Panthers defeated the Cardinals 27-23. Their rematch’s margin and score will be similar.

Momentous Gag

On Thursday, the Cleveland Browns hired Coach Eric Mangini. “It is really special to be back here, where I got my first opportunity,” said Mangini. “I have a very distinct vision of what I want to build. Having talented players with character, players selflessly driving toward the same goal. I'm going to be vigilant about that.”

With the New York Jets, Mangini accrued a 23-25 record. He assembled one playoff appearance. “You learn so much from your experiences,” said Mangini. “I tell players, win or lose, be honest. I ask myself that all the time. Nobody stops improving. I learned so many things over three years. There's no Dummies guide to head coaching.”

Upon Romeo Crennel’s firing, I admonished the Browns. They should avoid the impact hire. They should pursue the correct hire. Unfortunately, Cleveland rented an unwanted reject. In three seasons, I will admonish them again.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Barack Obama wants TV doctor Sanjay Gupta to be the next surgeon general. The decision was hard for Obama: It was between Gupta, Dr. Phil, and a guy from ‘Scrubs.’”

Late Show with David Letterman

Friday, January 09, 2009

Senatorial Spectacle

Choose Your Weapon

In December, 524,000 jobs were lost. Automotive crisis. Credit crisis. Employment crisis. Financial crisis. Mortgage crisis… President-Elect Obama must mix corporate and individual tax cuts, credit incentives, and employment projects. No single solution will suffice.

Perfect Pair

On Friday, President-Elect Obama announced Dennis Blair (National Intelligence Director) and Leon Panetta (CIA Director). Blair and Panetta’s experience is irrelevant. American intelligence requires reform.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The first lady was showing off a new set of plates she just got. She was going to use the china herself, but she ordered it two years ago and it just came… which is what happens when you order your table service from FEMA.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

GAME BALLS (College Football Edition) (Bowls – Tier Four)

Tarrion Adams (RB – Tulsa): 19 carries, 207 yards, 3 td
(Win: 45-13 vs. Ball State)

Brandon Bolden (RB – Mississippi): 11 carries, 101 yards, 1 td
(Win: 47-34 vs. Texas Tech)

Donald Brown (RB – Connecticut): 29 carries, 261 yards, 1 td
(Win: 38-20 vs. Buffalo)

Quan Cosby (WR – Texas): 14 receptions, 171 yards, 2 td
(Win: 24-21 vs. Ohio State)

Darren Evans (RB – Virginia Tech): 28 carries, 153 yards, 1 td
(Win: 20-7 vs. Cincinnati)

Percy Harvin (RB – Florida): 9 carries, 122 yards, 1 td
(Win: 24-14 vs. Oklahoma)

Brian Johnson (QB – Utah): 27/41, 336 yards, 3 td
(Win: 31-17 vs. Alabama)

Colt McCoy (QB – Texas): 41/58, 414 yards, 2 td
(Win: 24-21 vs. Ohio State)

NEW RULE

Sans confidence, America’s economy collapses.

In November, consumers reduced borrowing. No one should celebrate. Credit does not symbolize recklessness. Credit symbolizes aspirations. Credit symbolizes objectives. Simply stated, credit is confidence. Confidence your employment and salary are permanent.

When a recession occurs, confidence disappears. Aspirations and objectives are postponed. Spending is suspended. Yes, economic crises involve markets and statistics. However, confidence converts savings into cash. Cash encourages ambitions, objectives, and spending.

Worth A Read

African American Political Pundit

An old school brother’s opinions.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be New York Jets Coach?

According to a study, head banging is hazardous. The United States Department of Obvious conducted this study.

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) Eagles at Giants, (2) Chargers at Steelers, (3) Cardinals at Panthers, (4) Ravens at Titans, (5) Golden Globe Awards

Thursday, January 08, 2009

“American Recovery and Reinvestment”

Democrats Denounce Economic Stimulus

Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND): “If I'm a business person, it's unlikely if you give me a several-thousand-dollar credit that I'm going to hire people if I can't sell the products they're producing. That to me is just misdirected.”

Senator John Kerry (D-MA): “I'd rather spend the money on the infrastructure, on direct investment, on energy conversion, on other kinds of things that much more directly, much more rapidly and much more certainly create a real job.”

Senator Ron Wyden (D-Oregon): “In tough times people don't respond all that well to marginal changes, such as a small amount of money added per paycheck.”

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 43-32 Bowls: 15-17)

Fed Ex BCS National Championship Game
Florida (-5) vs. Oklahoma

Tim Tebow amasses four touchdowns. Sam Bradford tosses four touchdowns. In the fourth quarter, Percy Havin scores. Florida garners victory.

Bluster Continues Sadly

BCS Coordinator John Swofford: “We've attempted to make every effort to make certain that any structure of the BCS is within the antitrust laws. Our legal people are comfortable that the BCS structure is. Obviously if there are any aspects of it that we should be doing differently, we would adjust that. We're not out there trying to test the antitrust laws of the United States of America.”

President-Elect Obama: “I think Utah has a pretty good claim. They're undefeated. I think USC, which had a great Rose Bowl, beat Penn State pretty badly. They've got a pretty good claim to being No. 1. Florida and Oklahoma both have a claim. Texas, at this point, has got to feel like, 'Well, we did OK, too.' I think a football playoff makes sense. I've spoken about this quite a bit, and I think if you look at knowledgeable sports fans, they agree with me. But, you know, I've got to pick and choose my battles. I probably am going to be spending more time focusing on creating three million more jobs.”

Yahoo: Thousand Dollar Homes

The real estate market is so awful that buyers are now scooping up homes for as little as $1,000. There are 18 listings in Flint, Mich., for under $3,000, according to Realtor.com. There are 22 in Indianapolis, 46 in Cleveland and a whopping 709 in Detroit. All of these communities have been hit hard by foreclosures, and most of these homes are being sold by the lenders that repossessed them.

"Foreclosures have turned banks into property management companies," said Heather Fernandez, a spokeswoman for Trulia.com, the real estate Web site. "And it's often cheaper for them to give these homes away rather than try to get market value for them."

In Detroit for instance, Century 21 Villa owner Randy Eissa has a three-bedroom, one-bath bungalow of about 1,000 square feet listed at just $500. It's a nice place with lots of light, but it needs a total rehabilitation inside, which Eissa estimates will cost between $15,000 and $20,000. But that's not bad, considering that the home last sold for $72,000 in late 2007, according to Zillow.com.

With prices this low, lenders aren't looking to make any money on these deals. They just want to get these houses off their books, so they don't have to bear the cost of maintaining them and paying property taxes.

In fact, the $500, $1,000 or $3,000 that a buyer forks over often goes straight to the real estate brokers as a commission. And often the lenders have to kick in extra cash to make it worthwhile for a realtor even take the listings, according to Eissa. "Usually these homes are bank repossessions that the lenders have already tried to sell on the market, perhaps then put up for auction without success and then re-listed," he said.

These houses are almost always small fixer-uppers. Wiring, plumbing and heating systems have to be replaced, walls and ceilings sheet-rocked, plumbing and light fixtures installed and new kitchen cabinets and counters put in. Few come with working appliances.

Often buyers are legally required to rehab these homes to bring them up to code. In Detroit, buyers are required to sign Affidavits of Compliance Responsibility, which obligates them to make repairs outlined in an inspection report. Only after that can a certificate of occupancy will be issued, which makes the house legal to live in. But even factoring in these costs, they're still bargains.

And as the housing crisis drags on, there are more and more four-figure listings popping up, as lenders try to unload their repossessed properties. Cleveland is another city with many incredibly inexpensive homes. On Ardenall Avenue, in East Cleveland, McMullen Realty has a listing for a four-bedroom, one-and-a-half bath house for $1,900. It's been vandalized inside, but the outside is in good shape.

It features a deep front porch with Doric columns, double dormer windows and a separate garage. It's an excellent opportunity, according to agent Tonya Stoudamire. The last time it sold was in March of 2008 when it went for $16,677, according to Zillow. "East Cleveland has a beautiful housing stock," she said. "These houses just need someone to come in and love them a little."

Another property for sale in Birmingham Ala. is priced at $1,900. The one-bedroom, one bathroom home was built in 1923 and has major fire damage, according to its listing broker, Tom Murphy Realty. The listing states that "Rooms are hard to distinguish."

But it's on a nice-sized lot, about 0.38 acre, close to downtown and transportation and has all utilities. Nearby, comparable homes in good condition sell for about $100,000, according to Zillow. Most of these $1,000 homes can be renovated relatively inexpensively, and buyers can actually get government help to finance these repairs. The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has a special loan program for just such purchases.

Its rehabilitation mortgage insurance, available through FHA-approved lenders, was designed to encourage banks to issue a single, long-term loan to buyers that covers both the acquisition and rehabilitation of a property, according to HUD spokesman Brian Sullivan. He adds that there may also be grant money available from the $4 billion Neighborhood Stabilization Program, which was a part of the massive housing rescue bill passed by Congress in July, to assist buyers with grants for down payments.

Buying homes like these is certainly a leap of faith; they're generally not in the best of neighborhoods and they're often surrounded by many other vacant and deteriorating homes. Still, some of these neighborhoods may turn around and provide residents with good, dirt-cheap housing. "It's a sad time," said Stoudamire. "But it's also a time of opportunity, especially for low and moderate income people."

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“An ex-boyfriend of Amy Winehouse says that Amy smokes crack for breakfast. Isn’t that unbelievable? Amy is up in time for breakfast? That’s hard to believe.”

The Tonight Show

Collegial Transfer of Power

NEW RULE

Texting is stationary.

Last weekend, Nicholas Moore’s all terrain vehicle crashed. Two-year-old Jackson Moore was killed. When this incident occurred, Nicholas Moore was reading text messages. Instant communication is invaluable. Technology is wonderful. However, texting is an interruption. Texting requires an attention sacrifice. Moore’s sacrificed his son. When someone else’s existence is vulnerable, read messages afterward.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Boston College’s Coach?

In New York, Richard Batista filed a lawsuit. His request? $1.5 million or a kidney. The defendant? Dawnell Batista. During their divorce, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were more civil.

Today's top five or potential National Championship Most Valuable Players (1) Tim Tebow, (2) Sam Bradford, (3) Chris Brown, (4) Percy Harvin, (5) Juaquin Iglesias

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Chestnut Harangue: Eagles Jettison Jagodzinski

If the New York Jets interviewed Boston College Coach Jeff Jagodzinski, Jagodzinski was promised unemployment. On Tuesday, the Jets interviewed him. On Wednesday, Boston College fired him. “We're really good friends and this is a very difficult thing to do,” said Athletic Director Gene DeFilippo. “We will find somebody who really wants to be at Boston College and will be here for the length of their contract.”

Coaches cannot disrespect universities. With that stated, this maneuver was a control tantrum. DeFilippo was arrogant. He was petulant. When Boston College crumbles, he should be excoriated.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Barack Obama’s kids started school in a very exclusive private school in Washington, D.C. Someone got a hold of the school’s lunch menu . . . for one day, there’s “local pumpkin and sage soup” and “roasted butternut squash.” While that may seem like a bit much for 7- and 8-year-old kids, I was looking over their wine list, and it was very reasonably priced.”

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Behold the Power of New Rules

NEW RULE

Criminals merit prosecution.

According to the Utah Attorney General, the Bowl Championship Series violates antitrust statutes. The BCS is absurd, incompetent, pathetic, ridiculous, and stupid. The inventors should incarcerated. The proponents should be incarcerated. Unfortunately, the BCS randomizes college football. Randomization is not illegal.

Worth A Read

Financial Armageddon

Covering debt, derivatives, government guarantees, retirement, and eventual economic unraveling.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Ball State?

Accidentally, a sleeping woman fired her shotgun. Bill Clinton should have never come home.

Today’s top five or CNN’s finest (1) John King, (2) Sanjay Gupta, (3) Wolf Blitzer, (4) Anderson Cooper, (5) Rick Sanchez

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Fiscal Recidivism

President-Elect Obama: “We're already looking at a trillion-dollar budget deficit or close to a trillion-dollar budget deficit, and that potentially we've got trillion-dollar deficits for years to come, even with the economic recovery that we are working on at this point.”

NEW RULE

Propaganda is convenient.

On Monday, Citgo concluded their privation oil program. Sadly, 400,000 are sans assistance. Why is anyone shocked? I am not. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is apathetic. These impoverished citizens could exsanguinate. He would not care. They were simply pawns. They elevated him. He was charitable. Oil plumets. They are irrelevant. Evil’s compassion is not infinite. Suckers’ stupidity is.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“In a message that aired Christmas day, Iran’s President Mahmoud I’m-a-Nutjob said that if Jesus were alive today, he’d be standing with him. Yeah . . . and Jesus would be wearing a shirt that said, ‘I’m With Stupid.’”

The Tonight Show

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 43-32 Bowls: 14-17)

GMAC Bowl
Ball State vs. Tulsa (-3)

An offensive exhibition. Via a minimal margin, Tulsa will win.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the Green Bay Packers?

On Monday, the Packers fired six assistant coaches. Immediately, Governor Rod Blagojevich appointed six replacements.

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap to Griffin Bell. He was an exemplary individual.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Betting the Pass Line (Season: 43-32 Bowls: 13-17)

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Ohio State (+7 ½) vs. Texas

On September 9, 2006, Ohio State defetated Texas 24-7. Colt McCoy may have improved. However, he remains vulnerable.

NEW RULE

Discard your guns.

On Friday, Danny Platt murdered his four-year-old son. Platt’s rationale? He could not pay child support. Enough. Suicide is preferable. Violence solves nothing. These have been stated. They have been ignored. Given this, I offer another solution. Toss your weapons.

Do not ignore circumstances. Do not postpone conflict. Do not wait. When any setback arises, toss your weapon. When debt, infidelity, instability, or unemployment occur, you will understand.

Fox News: Conservative Hollywood?

A once-timid group of social outcasts is emerging from the shadows in Hollywood. If the past year is any indication, Tinseltown may have to get accustomed to the loud presence of a growing minority. After years of silence, conservatives are coming out of the closet.

Andrew Breitbart, the conservative founder of Breitbart.com and author of "Hollywood Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon," is launching a Web site he hopes will help challenge the status quo in what he believes has been a one-party, left-tilting town. Set to debut on Jan. 6, "Big Hollywood" will be a place where center, right and libertarian-leaning celebrities and industry-insiders can weigh in on Hollywood politics, offer film, television and movie reviews, and have an open forum for political discussion. "Our goal," says Breitbart, who lives in Los Angeles, "is to create an atmosphere of tolerance — something that does not exist in this town."

Breitbart has invited a number of conservative politicians, commentators and journalists to write regularly about the cult of celebrity, liberalism in popular culture, and politics. Among the names who will be contributing, he says, are Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va), political commentator Tucker Carlson, and former Tennessee Senator and Republican presidential contender Fred Thompson.

The site will also feature the punditry of some well-known Hollywood actors, directors, producers, and writers, Breitbart says. As celebrities like Jon Voight, Gary Sinise, Charlton Heston, Patricia Heaton, Stephen Baldwin and Kelsey Grammer came out publicly with their political ideas over the past few years, the news that there were, in fact, conservatives in Hollywood, had many wondering who would be next.

Recently, there have been rumors that Robert Downey Jr. is a closet Republican, though his publicist will neither confirm nor deny it, saying only, "We unfortunately have no comment, as RDJ does not comment on political matters."

But Breitbart says the goal of Big Hollywood is not to "out" conservative celebrities, and he will not pressure celebrities like Downey to jump into the fray. He says conservative celebs who aren't comfortable with full transparency will be allowed to write under an alias. "I want them to come on their own volition," he says. "'Big Hollywood is going to have to be a compelling daily read that speaks to Hollywood conservatives' unique burden before some will stick their necks out and choose to speak up for what they believe."

Sticking their necks out has not always been good for business. Mark Vafiades, president of the Hollywood Congress of Republicans, says, "I'm hoping that one day politics won't make a difference in Hollywood. But because there is still subtle intolerance here, conservatives remain somewhat shy. "If you come to an audition wearing a Bush or McCain button, the casting director will most likely pick another actor. Just being on a set you hear people bashing Bush and the right, because they assume everyone agrees."

Some have suggested the purported anti-conservative tilt in Hollywood is overstated — if it exists at all. Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" and author of his eponymous gossip site, said, "I think Hollywood is very tolerant. They may mock you for your political beliefs, but at least they'll do it to your face! It won't ever interfere with people getting a job. Kelsey Grammer still works!"

But some conservatives in the entertainment industry say there may not be a literal blacklist in Hollywood, but there is pressure to keep silent. "Conservatives don't necessarily have to be covert about their politics, but in many cases they are because the liberals aren't fair and balanced towards those with differing points of view," says Jerry Molen, the Oscar-winning producer of big Hollywood hits like "Schindler's List," "Jurassic Park" and "Rain Man."

"In too many cases, conservatives are immediately labeled racist, homophobic, bigoted, hateful, demonic, or even un-American without the benefit of debate, and are locked out of the hiring process, with a few exceptions."

But the doors may be slowly opening "An American Carol," a conservative parody that lampooned liberal Hollywood this year, galvanized conservative celebrities like Robert Davi, Dennis Hopper, Kevin Farley, Voight and Grammer, all of whom had roles in the film. And conservative film festivals, including the American Film Renaissance and the Liberty Film Festival, have also helped bring to market conservative projects that a few years ago might have had a difficult time getting made.

Some industry insiders credit John McCain with helping to embolden Hollywood conservatives during this year's presidential election. Andrew Klavan, a conservative author and screenwriter of psychological thrillers including True Crime and Don't Say A Word, said, "For people who had a lot to lose, McCain gave them some cover. He wasn't a true Republican like Bush was. He was someone even the left liked, whereas Bush was demonized. Hollywood conservatives could support McCain without necessarily supporting the GOP."

Klavan suggested that a spate of recent political movies like "Rendition" and "Redaction" also strengthened the conservative cause. "These movies are genuinely anti-American. Never before have we had anti-war movies made while our troops were at war. Many people like me were ashamed of the industry, and there's been a bit of a backlash."
Vafiades says increasing numbers of conservatives have joined his organization in the past year, and more organizations like his are sprouting up.

But hush-hush groups like "Friends of Abe," a secretive society of Hollywood conservatives, still operate well under the radar. And the increased spotlight on conservative celebrities has not changed the political climate as much as Breitbart, Vafiades, Molen and Klavan would like.

They say liberal celebrities still have an easier time "being political" than conservatives do. "Sean Penn is out dancing with dictators, and no one gives him flak. Instead they give him Oscar nominations," says Klavan. "Jon Voight may have some semblance of job security, but he still has to be careful about what he says."

Worth A Read

College Fanz

Blogging the NCAA.

The Daily Smak

Hey, weren’t you Secretary of Commerce Bill Richardson?

According to Tom Cruise, scientology cured his dyslexia. Why not his craziness?

Today’s top five or Monday’s attractions (1) Fiesta Bowl, (2) Gossip Girl, (3) True Beauty, (4) The Bachelor, (5) The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Discretionary Submission

For Secretary of Commerce, Governor Bill Richardson (D-NM) renounced his nomination. “It is a measure of his willingness to put the nation first that he has removed himself as a candidate for the Cabinet in order to avoid any delay in filling this important economic post at this critical time,” said President-elect Obama. “I look forward to his future service to our country and in my administration.”

Richardson’s decision is appropriate. His guilt or innocence is irrelevant. During this calamitous period, America cannot afford partisan noise. Partisan noise consumes solutions. America needs solutions.

GAME BALLS (NFL Playoff Edition)

Larry Fitzgerald (WR – Cardinals): 6 receptions, 101 yards, 1 td
(Win: 30-24 vs. Falcons)

Antonio Gates (TE – Chargers): 8 receptions, 87 yards
(Win: 23-17 vs. Colts)

Edgerrin James (RB – Cardinals): 16 carries, 73 yards
(Win: 30-24 vs. Falcons)

Le’Ron McClain (RB – Ravens): 19 carries, 75 yards, 1 td
(Win: 27-9 at Dolphins)

Darren Sproles (RB – Chargers): 22 carries, 105 yards, 2 td
(Win: 23-17 vs. Colts)

Kurt Warner (QB – Cardinals): 19/32, 271 yards, 2 td
(Win: 30-24 vs. Falcons)

Boston Globe: Presidential Aging

Presidents of the United States, it seems, age right before our eyes. Their faces, creased and drawn, are road maps of wars and natural disasters and economic calamity. Tufts of gray hair bear testament to a job framed by unremitting pressure and unrelenting criticism.

A vibrant Jimmy Carter beamed with optimism when he assumed the post in January 1977. As he departed four years later, he was wan and pinched, the legacy of hostages in Iran and energy shortages at home - a cautionary tale for President-elect Barack Obama. But is accelerated aging in the Oval Office inevitable?

Almost certainly, say some specialists in aging and politics. The pounding stress of the job can unleash biological forces that translate into wrinkles, gray hair, weight fluctuation - and sometimes even premature death, although there is far from universal agreement on the long-term health effects of the presidency.

Dr. Michael Roizen, who has written extensively on aging, said a formula he helped develop suggests that for every year in office, the average president ages two years. "It doesn't matter if they're Democrats or Republicans, it doesn't matter if they've been athletes or not beforehand, it doesn't matter if they were smokers or not," said Roizen, chief wellness officer at the Cleveland Clinic. "For eight years in office, they age 16 years."

Roizen's analysis, which examines presidents from Theodore Roosevelt forward, relies on medical documents presidents made available before being elected and details from annual checkups while in office. It includes medical factors such as blood pressure and weight and behaviors such as smoking and exercise.

Using his widely publicized "Real Age" formula, Roizen then calculated each president's risk of death and disability before he was elected and after his term had ended. The results showed a consistent acceleration of aging among presidents, said Roizen, who has sometimes faced criticism from peers for his outspoken views on human aging.

Others measure the health toll of the presidency not in gray hairs and wrinkles, but in life expectancy. In his book "The Mortal Presidency," Northeastern University political scientist Robert E. Gilbert reports that presidents, on average, have shorter life spans than members of Congress or the Supreme Court.

And when he examined the ages at which presidents from Washington to Nixon died, Gilbert concluded that 25 of 36 died earlier than would have been predicted using the sort of life expectancy data that insurance companies rely on. To reach his findings, Gilbert did not look simply at life expectancy from birth. Instead, he mined actuarial life tables to compute how much longer a man of a given generation could be expected to live assuming he made it to certain milestone ages.

Consider Theodore Roosevelt. It was expected that his contemporaries - men born in the late 1850s - would live to be almost 75 if they had survived childhood scourges and war to make it to at least 60. Roosevelt saw his 60th birthday, but no more. So Gilbert concluded Roosevelt died nearly 15 years prematurely. Woodrow Wilson, he calculated, lived roughly seven years less than actuarial tables would have forecast for someone of his generation.Continued...

"To be president, you have a position where you are really the focal point of attention," Gilbert said. "Whereas with a Supreme Court justice, you're one of nine. And if you're a member of Congress, you're one of 535. When justices go to their homes, the reporters don't bother them. If they go to the beach, who would even know them?"

Not all doctors agree that presidents are doomed to an early grave. Just look at the longevity of our most recent batch of past presidents, one specialist said; Carter, especially, continues to hopscotch the world deep into his 80s. Herbert Hoover, Harry Truman, Gerald Ford, and Ronald Reagan substantially outlived their contemporaries. "It's true that when people have the weight of the world on their shoulders, they may get more wrinkles," said Dr. Leo Cooney, chief of geriatrics at Yale School of Medicine. "But the data that this impacts their health is not there."

History is pocked with nonpresidential examples of intense stress fueling aging and early death - among humans and animals, including gorillas. Dr. Ken Minaker, chief of the Geriatric Medicine Unit at Massachusetts General Hospital, cited the fate of some who survived Nazi occupation during World War II and, after years of privation and fear, experienced higher rates of Alzheimer's disease and premature death.

When humans endure levels of pitched stress, a dangerous cascade of hormones - such as cortisol - begins flowing. And while younger people can easily reset their hormonal response system once acute stress subsides, older adults don't respond with the same suppleness. In such circumstances, the human body becomes like an engine that is constantly revving. "It's a good thing that older people can have stress responses, but it's a bad thing that your stress responses stay active for a longer period of time," Minaker said. "It's sort of burning you up."

And all that stress, Minaker said, consumes plenty of fuel, which can cause nutrition and even blood flow to be redirected from relatively unimportant tasks such as producing new hair. As a result, longer-lasting gray hairs proliferate. Rampaging stress hormones also cause more sugar to spill into the bloodstream, which, in turn, damages blood vessels, paving the way for heart attacks and strokes, said Dr. Michele Bellantoni, a geriatrics specialist at Johns Hopkins University. "I've seen the stories where you show a photograph of the president at Inauguration Day and then a picture later on, and you see aging and you say, 'Was that person under a sun lamp every day?' " Bellantoni said. "Well, no. They were under stress."

Dr. Burton Lee witnessed the rigors of the presidency from inside the White House. He served as physician to George H.W. Bush during his entire term in office. "You can watch presidents age in office," Lee said in a phone interview.

Bush's health, he said, was robust until he was diagnosed with a thyroid condition called Graves' disease. When he recommended at one point that Bush take a vacation, Lee said, he was ridiculed. But, aging specialists said, that's exactly what presidents sometimes need, along with enough sleep and exercise. The Cleveland Clinic's Roizen said that his analysis of presidential aging - as well as insights he gained in conversations with several former presidents - shows the biggest liability was a lack of real friends. Presidents, he said, tend to become isolated, wary of even their closest advisers. "It takes about six close friends or social groups where you can let your hair down for you to be able to relieve the stress you have," Roizen said.

The next occupant of the Oval Office has pledged to foreswear one particularly dangerous vice: smoking. And in an interview with the magazine Men's Health, Obama indicated that he plans to stay fit. The small outdoor basketball court at the White House "may need an upgrade," he said.

Still, with two wars and a flagging economy awaiting, there's no guarantee that a commitment to exercise will be enough to keep wrinkles from burrowing or gray hairs from sprouting. "You take a look at someone going into office and then look at someone coming out of office, and they all look beat up," said Dr. David Reuben, chief of geriatrics at the David Geffen School of Medicine at the University of California at Los Angeles. "It is as stressful as it gets."