The Hills (During Blogger Relocation)

During adolescence, the vast majority craves renown. Celebrities enjoy luxury and prominence. They possess cars, mansions, and money. Obviously, they are envied and pursed. Their existence appears perfect.

On Sunday, Audrina, Brody, Justin, Lauren, Lo, and Stephanie attended Frankie’s birthday…Frankie’s Las Vegas birthday. Immediately, Brody and Stephanie clashed. She confronted his assertions. He labeled her “crazy.” I sympathize with Stephanie. I also cannot trust her. However, Brody’s personal attack was unacceptable.

On Sunday, Holly retuned. Despite Spencer’s objections, she moved into the apartment. Friction was instant. Holly erased the tivo. Spencer complained. She lounged. He stewed. She painted her nails on the couch. He whined. Spencer should shut up. He should also seek employment.

Following Las Vegas silence, Audrina and Lauren clashed. They discussed their estrangement. They reconciled. Unfortunately, their reunion seems weak. In my opinion, their personalities and variations will prove insurmountable.

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 3-2 Season: 3-2)

Colts (-2) at Vikings
Last week, the Bears defeated the Colts 29-13. This week, Peyton Manning garners revenge.

Titans at Bengals (-1)
If the Bengals cannot win, Marvin Lewis should resign.

Patriots at Jets (-2)
Matt Cassell vs. Brett Favre? Seriously?

Steelers at Browns (+6)
Simply stated, the Steelers are overvalued.

Eagles (+7) at Cowboys
The Cowboys will win. However, the Eagles have improved.

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 3-2 Season: 5-5)

Kansas (+4) at South Florida
In 2007, both shocked. However, Kansas sustained.

Georgia (-6 ½) at South Carolina
Simply stated, Steve Spurrier should retire.

UCLA (+8) at BYU
On September 1, UCLA stunned Tennessee 27-24. On Saturday, they will scare BYU.

Ohio State at USC (-11)
Chris Wells is injured. Bet the Trojans. Bet the trust fund.

Wisconsin at Fresno State (-1 ½)
An exquisite contest. Favor the Bulldogs.

GAME BALLS (NFL Edition)

Drew Brees (QB – Saints): 23/32, 343 yards, 3 td
(Win: 24-20 vs. Buccaneers)

Plaxico Burress (WR – Giants): 10 receptions, 133 yards
(Win: 16-7 vs. Redskins)

Matt Forte (RB – Bears): 23 carries, 123 yards, 1 td
(Win: 29-13 at Colts)

Donovan McNabb (QB – Eagles): 21/33, 361 yards, 3 td
(Win: 38-3 vs. Rams)

Randy Moss (WR – Patriots): 6 receptions, 116 yards, 1 td
(Win: 17-10 vs. Chiefs)

Willie Parker (RB – Steelers): 25 carries, 138 yards, 3 td
(Win: 38-17 vs. Texans)

Eddie Royal (WR – Broncos): 9 receptions, 146 yards, 1 td
(Win: 41-14 at Raiders)

Michael Turner (RB – Falcons): 22 carries, 220 yards, 2 td
(Win: 34-21 vs. Lions)

GAME BALLS (College Football Edition)

Sam Bradford (QB – Oklahoma): 29/38, 395 yards, 5 td
(Win: 52-26 vs. Cincinnati)

Dez Bryant (WR – Oklahoma State): 9 receptions, 236 yards, 3 td
(Win: 56-37 vs. Houston)

James Casey (WR – Rice): 11 receptions, 208 yards
(Win: 42-35 at Memphis)

Matt Grothe (QB – South Florida): 23/40, 346 yards, 3 td
(Win: 31-24 at Central Florida)

Max Hall (QB – BYU): 30/41, 338 yards, 3 td
(Win: 28-27 at Washington)

Kendall Hunter (RB – Oklahoma State): 22 carries, 210 yards, 2 td
(Win: 56-37 vs. Houston)

David Johnson (QB – Tulsa): 25/33, 418 yards, 6 td
(Win: 56-26 at North Texas)

Knowshon Moreno (RB – Georgia): 18 carries, 168 yards, 3 td
(Win: 56-17 vs. Central Michigan)

Todd Reesing (QB – Kansas): 32/38, 412 yards, 3 td
(Win: 29-0 vs. Louisiana Tech)

Javon Ringer (RB – Michigan State): 34 carries, 135 yards, 5 td
(Win: 42-10 vs. Eastern Michigan)