Friday, October 12, 2007

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 2-3 Season: 15-10)

Purdue at Michigan (-5 ½)
Officially, Michigan has recovered. They will demolish Purdue.

LSU (-9 ½) at Kentucky
Last week, LSU survived. Kentucky will compete. However, LSU will survive.

Wisconsin (+6 ½) at Penn State
Preseason, both were lauded. Records are irrelevant. This remains a marquee contest.

Missouri (+12) at Oklahoma
Last week, Missouri obliterated Nebraska. When will they garner respect?

Auburn at Arkansas (-2 ½)
Last season, Arkansas won their division. This season, they have not won a conference contest. Darren McFadden will alter this.

Nobel Limited

On Friday, Vice President Al Gore garnered the Nobel Peace Prize. Obviously, Gore merits congratulations. With that stated, he is not running. Why? He cannot win. In 1988 and 2000, he lost. Hillary Clinton would annihilate him. Post politics, Gore has enjoyed success. Activists should accept his limitations.

Russian Rebellion

On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice discussed missile defense. Initially, Putin snubbed the Secretaries. He then rebuked them. Previously, I congratulated Russia’s belated attitude of fairness. I rescind said congratulations.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Sharing your wedding with Pamela Anderson is like scaling Mount Everest. You know a lot of guys have been there, but it’s still an accomplishment.”

Late Show with David Letterman

A Mother’s Arms

On Friday, Michele Cossey was charged with unlawful firearm transfer, reckless endangerment, possession of a firearm by a minor, corruption of a minor, and endangering the welfare of a child. Allegedly, Dillon Cossey received a handgun, a rifle, and a semi-automatic rifle. Her motivation? His unhappiness.

Parents should indulge their children. However, guns are not presents. Cossey’s actions were irresponsible and negligent. Typically, I oppose parental liability. With that stated, Cossey warrants severe punishment.

Condemning Non-Parents

On Friday, seven former boot camp guards were acquitted. This verdict is irrelevant. Juvenile boot camps are not a solution. They do not help children. They are abhorrent and vile. They are an abdication of parental responsibility. Nationwide, they should be closed.

Mazzone’s Mistake Concludes with Firing

On Friday, the Baltimore Orioles fired Pitching Coach Leo Mazzone. During his Atlanta tenure, Mazzone’s starters amassed six Cy Young Awards and twenty-two All-Star appearances. During his Baltimore tenure, Mazzone’s starters were 85-93. Leo, why leave Atlanta?

Brown Was Boring

Next season, Dale Jarrett will retire. During his career, Jarrett registered 33 wins and 288 top ten finishes. He also garnered two championships. Personally, I disliked Jarrett. I thought him bland. Naturally, his future is broadcasting.

TIME: Myanmar, Where Are The Monks?

For much of late September, the road to the eastern gateway of Rangoon's revered Shwedagon pagoda was a sea of maroon and saffron robes, as hundreds of Buddhist monks gathered to march in protest against Burma's military government.

Now, two weeks after the junta brutally cracked down on the pro-democracy demonstrations, the small monasteries that line both sides of the road are mostly locked and empty, while wooden barricades and bales of rusted barbed wire that police used to seal off Shwedagon are stacked on the pavement. Police and soldiers armed with automatic weapons sit on stools outside the mostly silent monasteries. More are stationed at the entrance of the hilltop temple, the spiritual center of Burmese Buddhism. As many as a thousand monks lived and studied at these small monasteries in the shadow of Shwedagon. But troops now far outnumber the handful of monks that are still seen at Shwedagon and the downtown Sule pagoda, another focal point of the pro-democracy protests.

When the military and police moved to crush the demonstrators, they first went after the monks. Under cover of darkness, say several sources who did not want their names used, doors of monasteries were kicked in and the monks around Shwedagon, including some nuns, were bundled onto trucks and taken away. When asked where the monks had gone, one 30-year-old man who was at Shwedagon in the early days of the protests puts his wrists together in the sign of locked handcuffs. According to Burma's state-run paper, The New Light of Myanmar, raids on 18 monasteries netted the authorities some 513 monks, one novice, 167 men and 30 women. The monks were summarily defrocked and interrogated and those found to be innocent were re-ordained and sent back to their monasteries. While the paper said that only 118 monks and laymen were still in custody, Rangoon's pagodas remain empty and quiet; many say the figures are much higher than the state has reported. One Rangoon resident told me that the remaining prisoners will probably be released once the situation calms down, which he believed would be at least a couple of months.

Many who eluded the authorities have fled the city for the relative safety of their home villages, where they remain, still fearful of arrest for their roles in the protests. One man who helped shelter a young monk who had suffered a deep gash on the head while escaping from a monastery raid told me the monk had later fled for the provinces. He believes the attack on the clergy of this devoted Buddhist nation and the imprisonment of monks will come back to haunt the junta. "We believe that if you do good, you receive good," he says. "If you do bad things you receive bad things. This will be the same for the military."

To head off such an outcome, the generals are waging a propaganda war to win back Burmese hearts and minds. Burma's state-run television broadcast footage over the weekend of military officers and their wives presenting gifts of rice and cash to an assembly of forlorn-looking, elderly Buddhist patriarchs in Rangoon. On Sunday, The New Light of Myanmar assured readers that the military was only targeting "bogus" monks and demonstration leaders with its purges. "Although authorities and security members pay respects to the real monks, they had to take action against those bogus monks trying to tarnish the image of the Sasana [religion]," the paper announced.

But many, even some members of Burma's own oppressive security forces, remain unconvinced. On Monday evening, a 26-year-old member of the plainclothes security apparatus knelt to pay a final homage to the Buddha at Shwedagon before fleeing for the Thai border. The officer had taken part in the nighttime roundup of monks, and it still weighed heavily on his conscience. "I have had enough. I have to leave," he said as he rose from his knees and started his journey to the border. Still, the nightly roundup of suspects continues under the darkness of a 10 p.m. curfew. One source with friends in the security forces says police are still trying to put names to faces on video footage of those who took part in the demonstrations. Police apparently carried out a nighttime arrest on Monday night near the guesthouse where I stayed, according to the manager, who whispered that to me after watching a story about Burma on the BBC the following morning.

As I traveled to the airport on Tuesday I noticed two elderly Buddhist nuns accepting alms at a large house on the outskirts of the city, the first adult clergy members I had seen doing this all week. But my line of sight was momentarily blocked by an image that better sums up a week in Rangoon in the aftermath of the pro-democracy protests. A fast-moving police wagon passed the two nuns; the arms of the detainees inside protruded through gaps in two iron grills along the vehicle's side.

For just a moment I could see the frightened faces of the prisoners inside: Dozens of young teenagers, boys and girls wearing brightly-colored T-shirts, packed cheek-to-cheek, their outstretched arms and hands grasping at the world passing by outside.

The Junta Loses

General Soe Win
(1948-2007)

NEW RULE

Contain your rage.

On Sunday, Wisconsin Police Officer Tyler Peterson murdered six. On Wednesday, Ohio teenager Asa Coon shot five. Obviously, both were enraged. Occasionally, I am enraged. However, their rage is incomprehensible. I have screamed. I have punched walls. Once, I threw a stuffed animal. However, I cannot imagine murder. Why? Murder is abhorrent, disgusting, repugnant, revolting, and selfish. Discussion, exercise, therapy, sex, and video games can address rage. Murder is never an option.

Worth A Read

Junkfood Science

Debunking myths, explaining science, and exposing fraud. Their readers question and want the truth.

Survivor: Sherea Slacks, Dave Dismissed

Annoyance is both acceptable and intolerable. If one consistently excels, their quirkiness is ignored. If one continually irritates, their oddness is highlighted. Obviously, the aforesaid are similar. Their results are different.

For immunity, Fei Long and Zhan Hu shattered vases. Fei Long garnered victory. Prior to Tribal Council, Dave and Sherea were considered. Despite Dave's work ethic, he was eliminated. Via a 5-1 vote, he was deemed insufferable.

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn't you used to be Texas A&M's Coach?

On Thursday afternoon, the NCAA amended their guidelines. Next season, they will enforce bench decorum rules. On Thursday evening, Bobby Knight resigned.

Finally, I tip the ol' ball cap to Randy Couture. Personally, I abhor ultimate fighting. With that stated, Couture was a champion.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Secretary Speaks Iranian Truth

Condoleezza Rice: “There is an Iranian history of obfuscation and, indeed, lying to the IAEA. There is a history of Iran not answering important questions about what is going on and there is Iran pursuing nuclear technologies that can lead to nuclear weapons-grade material.”

The End of an Excellence

On Thursday, Atlanta Braves General Manager John Schuerholz relocated. Schuerholz became Team President. Frank Wren became General Manager. “We're going to keep doing things the way we've been doing them,” Wren said. “The Braves way. It's been working pretty well.”

During Schuerholz’s tenure, the Braves amassed a 1,594-1,092 record. They accrued fourteen consecutive division titles. They acquired five National League championships. They garnered the 1995 World Series.

Pre Schuerholz, Atlanta was a dilapidated franchise. In twenty-five seasons, they recorded sixteen losing campaigns. Post Schuerholz, the Braves are revered. Their professionalism is envied. Obviously, eras conclude. However, Schuerholz’s was extraordinary. Akin to Red Auerbach, Tom Landry, and John Wooden, his era defined a franchise.

Fourteen With Firepower

On Thursday, a fourteen-year-old Pennsylvanian was charged with solicitation to commit terror. Subsequently, police seized a handgun, thirty air guns, grenades, swords, knives, violent writings, Columbine videos, and the Anarchist Cookbook. The obvious question… How does a child acquire this arsenal?

Franchione: Guillotine Him

On Thursday, Texas A&M admonished Coach Dennis Franchione. They launched an investigation. They closed his website. They diminished his future. As previously stated, Franchione’s actions were reprehensible. They were slimy. They should be violations. Unfortunately, they were arrogantly typical. During Franchione’s tenure, Texas A&M is only 25-23. Within the Big Twelve, they are 15-17. Clearly, Franchione is a myth and a marketer. He is not a mastermind. Facing this Sword of Damocles, his dismissal is certain.

Turkey Snafu

On Wednesday, the House Foreign Affairs Committee condemned Turkey’s World War One actions. They labeled them genocide. On Thursday, Turkey recalled their ambassador. Obviously, the international climate is fragile. United States’ allies are reluctant. Congress’s actions were horrendously inappropriate.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Anyone here for the big New York Cat Show? The cat show got off to a bad start. Two cats filed sexual harassment complaints against Isiah Thomas.”

Late Show with David Letterman

Flag Folly Finished

Routinely, United States Capitol flags are flown and sold. Accompanying certificates are inscribed. Recently, Andrew Larochelle purchased a flag. Unfortunately, his certificate arrived altered. The reason? Religious expressions are forbidden.

On Thursday, the Architect of the Capitol amended their guidelines. Henceforth, inscriptions will not change. Simply stated, the Architect’s posturing was repugnant. Their reversal was appropriate.

Etan Endures Heart Surgery

On Thursday, Washington Wizards Center Etan Thomas underwent open-heart surgery. The Thomas family has our thoughts and prayers.

Lakers Owner: I Will Trade Kobe… Obviously… Possibly… Probably

Jerry Buss: “At any time, I think you have to do that with anybody. It's just part of the game, to listen to somebody who has a dissatisfied player that you think is going to fit. You can't keep too many loyalties. You've got to look at it as a business. He looks at it the same way I look at it.”

“I tend not to think in basketball terms that many years down the road because things change so dramatically, but he could test the waters at that point. If he still is in that frame of mind, then hopefully we can do a sign-and-trade and get some comparable talent. I would like to think that we win between now and then so it doesn't come up.”

“He listened very carefully for 30, 45 minutes. I tried to explain to him how much the city of Los Angeles loved him, and that to leave 10 million sweethearts for unknown territory might not be the right thing to do. But when I was finished, he said he basically felt the same way. And I said, `OK. With that, I will proceed to see what's available.”

“You have to get comparable value when you make a trade. It's very hard to trade somebody like him because people who have enough material to make it worthwhile are usually contenders and they don't want to make the trade.”

“I told him that I would try my best to accommodate his wishes, but that I could not afford to let him go unless we got comparable talent -- if there was such a thing.”

Clash of the Talking

Joey Porter: “He's a receiver, really. He's not a tight end, because he's not going to block anybody. If you ask me who's going to win the Joey Porter-Kellen Winslow battle: Me. It really hasn't been a war. It's been one-sided. I've never lost to him. It's like me picking on my little brother. He is saying all the right things. Unlike me. I'm going to say how I feel. We are looking for our first win. The personal battle, he turned that down. We're going to cross paths sometime during the game. We will see each other.”

Kellen Winslow: “I think Joey Porter needs a hug. He's so angry, man. I'm not into the individual-battle thing. It's a team thing. We're 2-3 and they're 0-5 and we're looking for a win. He doesn't have to worry about me. He should be worried about the team concept. They're 0-5 right now.”

NEW RULE

One is one.

On Tuesday, Nielsen Ratings amended their guidelines. Previously, networks could count multiple broadcasts as one. Henceforth, they may count one as one. Their motivation? Inflated ratings. Networks, you have one opportunity. If you fail, you must endure. You must accept failure. Simply stated, ratings are not polygamist marriage. HBO owns that concept. The ratings only count once.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Yesterday, there was another Republican debate. This was the first one that Fred Thompson took part in. I don’t’ think Fred understands how these debates work. He went backstage and told the producers, ‘I need more lines.’”

The Tonight Show

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Pittsburgh’s Coach?

You Tube is showcasing a New York City politician’s cursing. The video’s title? “Rudy Giuliani on Mitt Romney.”

According to a poll, Indiana Jones is an anticipated movie. The reason… Will Harrison Ford survive filming?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Finally Fred, Mitt Mauled

On Tuesday, CNBC and MSNBC hosted a Republican debate. Maria Bartiromo and Chris Matthews were excellent hosts. Their questioning was exemplary. Their topics produced a substantive debate.

Mayor Rudy Giuliani and Senator John McCain were brilliant. Senator Fred Thompson’s debut was respectable. Governor Mike Huckabee was satisfactory. Conversely, Governor Mitt Romney was apocryphal. Giuliani and McCain appeared direct and knowledgeable. Romney appeared disingenuous and smarmy.

IOC Objective: Make Marion Cry (Again)

On Tuesday, the International Olympic Committee discussed Marion Jones. Their intention? Revoke her medals, rescind her records, recover her compensation, and restrain her competitive future. As previously stated, Jones' actions were repugnant. She warrants condemnation. However, this is punitive.

Sutherland’s Sentence: Forty-Eight

On Tuesday, Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest. He received thirty days county and eighteen days sheriffs’ incarceration. Sutherland has committed multiple offenses. I will not condemn him. However, he exemplifies a chauffeur’s importance.

Charlie Mediocrity

On Tuesday, the Philadelphia Phillies retained Manager Charlie Manuel. Manuel signed a two-year contract. The Phillies’ decision is unfortunate. Manuel is not a champion. He is ordinary. Consistently, he does not perform. Simply stated, Philadelphia should have fired him.

An Invisible Victory

On Tuesday, the Atlanta Falcons won. According to NFL Special Master Stephen Burbank, Atlanta can pursue Michael Vick’s bonuses. As previously stated, Atlanta’s intent is noble. However, their objective is irrational. Vick was twenty-seven and a millionaire. He was not a savings bond connoisseur. The Falcons deserve his money. Unfortunately, the money has been spent.

NEW RULE

Not everything is funny.

On Texas Tech’s campus, shirts were available. They read “Vick Em.” The featured a Michael Vick parody hanging Texas A&M mascot Reveille. The Theta Chi fraternity has been suspended. Who else warrants suspension? Anyone who admires, defends, or purchased this shirt.

Michael Vick’s actions were reprehensible. They were abhorrent and heinous. They were not a joke. There were not funny. They were not marketable. College students, humor is invaluable. Humor is noble. However, tragedies are serious. Murder is serious. You must realize this.

Boras Admires A-Rod

Scott Boras: “The right of free agency has probably never been more valuable to a single player than it would be to someone like Alex Rodriguez. The reason being is that he is a stature player, a durable player, an iconic player and he has had a historic season. Again, these are decisions that Alex has to make. He is certainly happy in New York and has enjoyed playing there.”

“One of the other things that Alex has that some of the other things that Alex has that few players have is he has network value. That means for a regional sports network he has an impact on in that may allow that regional sports network to increase by a half-a-billion to a billion dollars over a 10-year period because of the ratings increase that he will bring. His fan base will subscribe to that network to watch him play and they will sell more advertising. This has certainly been evidenced in New York.”

“The thing about Alex is he has a chance to play 12 more years and break the all-time hit record. It is a record that he could break. You only have to go and map out that if Alex Rodriguez were to play until he is 45 and he averaged 35 home runs he would have over 1,000 homers. It is a unique platform where he is at at such a young age. The projections are rather mind-boggling when you consider the fact even if he performed at a level that is 15 percent below what he is performing at now, he still would lift many of these records just by the mere fact that he has played this long.”

“You don't talk about projections. You really talk about what he has done. The key point to what Alex has done is that over the last 10 years is that when you are talking about home runs, RBIs and runs scored, no one in baseball history has ever done what he has done over the last 10 years. The consistency of having the 35 home runs, having the number of RBIs and runs scored.”

Worth A Read

Replacement Level Yankees

Blogging the Bronx Bombers. If you think this is the official website, you're an idiot.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“You folks are here on a good night. The entire balcony is filled with prospective Yankee managers.”

Late Show with David Letterman

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Jack Bauer?

Atlantic City’s Mayor has been found. Apparently, O.J. returned him.

Today’s top five or potential E-Bay ventures (1) Phone, (2) MP3 Player, (3) Internet Browser, (4) E-mail Service, (5) Stadium

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Game Balls (NFL Edition)

Plaxico Burress (WR – Giants): 5 receptions, 124 yards, 1 td
(Win: 35-24 vs. Jets)

Larry Fitzgerald (WR – Cardinals): 9 receptions, 136 yards, 1 td
(Win: 34-31 at Rams)

Antonio Gates (TE – Chargers): 7 receptions, 113 yards, 1 td
(Win: 41-3 at Broncos)

Kenton Keith (RB – Colts): 28 carries, 121 yards, 2 td
(Win: 33-14 vs. Buccaneers)

Antwaan Randle-El (WR – Redskins): 7 receptions, 100 yards
(Win: 34-3 vs. Lions)

Michael Turner (RB – Chargers): 10 carries, 147 yards, 1 td
(Win: 41-3 at Broncos)

Benjamin Watson (TE – Patriots): 6 receptions, 107 yards, 2 td
(Win: 34-17 vs. Browns)

Jason Witten (TE – Cowboys): 9 receptions, 103 yards, 1 td
(Win: 25-24 at Bills)

Game Balls (College Football Edition)

Jabari Arthur (WR – Akron): 15 receptions, 223 yards, 3 td
(Win: 39-38 at Western Michigan)

C.J. Bacher (QB – Northwestern): 38/48, 520 yards, 5 td
(Win: 48-41 at Michigan State)

Chase Daniel (QB – Missouri): 33/47, 401 yards, 2 td; 11 carries, 72 yards, 2 td
(Win: 41-6 vs. Nebraska)

Chad Hall (RB – Air Force): 18 carries, 169 yards, 2 td
(Win: 31-14 vs. UNLV)

Mike Hart (RB – Michigan): 22 carries, 215 yards, 3 td
(Win: 33-22 vs. Eastern Michigan)

Jacob Hester (RB – LSU): 23 carries, 106 yards, 1 td
(Win: 28-24 vs. Florida)

Rodney Kimlaw (RB – Penn State): 28 carries, 168 yards, 2 td
(Win: 27-7 vs. Iowa)

Dan LeFevour (QB – Central Michigan): 30/38, 360 yards, 5 td; 16 carries, 146 yards, 1 td
(Win: 58-38 at Ball State)

Darrell Mack (RB - Utah): 32 carries, 163 yards, 3 td
(Win: 44-35 at Louisville)

Ryan Matthews (RB – Fresno State): 14 carries, 171 yards, 3 td
(Win: 49-41 at Nevada)

Rashard Mendenhall (RB – Illinois): 19 carries, 160 yards, 2 td
(Win: 31-26 vs. Wisconsin)

DeMarco Murray (RB – Oklahoma): 17 carries, 128 yards, 1 td
(Win: 28-21 at Texas)

Tyrod Taylor (QB – Virginia Tech): 7/14, 65 yards, 1 td; 15 carries, 118 yards
(Win: 41-23 at Clemson)

Benjamin Williams (RB – South Florida): 25 carries, 186 yards, 4 td
(Win: 35-23 at Florida Atlantic)

Marion Jones Apologizes Via Action

On Monday, Marion Jones forfeited her five Olympic medals. She also renounced seven years of results. Obviously, Jones' actions were repugnant. She warrants condemnation. With that stated, I applaud her contrition. Personally, I hope she recovers.

Green Should Exit

On Monday, Trent Green was diagnosed with a grade three concussion. Green is an exemplary individual. He is an excellent quarterback. With that stated, he should retire. His health is non-negotiable. The Green family has our thoughts and prayers.

NEW RULE

Women are worthless.

On Sunday, Wisconsin Police Officer Tyler Peterson murdered six. Why? He and his ex-girlfriend argued. Women are intoxicating, gorgeous, and unique. They complete men's lives. However, they are not worth murder. Women excoriate men. They humiliate men. Their rational? Fun and self-esteem. Yet, murder is never appropriate. Dating someone else. Achieving greater happiness. Enjoying better sex. These are appropriate responses.

Monologue Joke of the Evening

“Happy Columbus Day. Banks are closed. Post office is closed. Shay Stadium is closed . .”

Late Show with David Letterman

The Daily Smak

Hey didn't you used to be the New York Yankees?

A 26-year-old heiress is China's richest person. China has a Paris Hilton?

According to TMZ, Britney Spears submitted an application. A bartender's application. Below education, Britney wrote, "Do two bad marriages count?"

Monday, October 08, 2007

The Big Five

For reasons good and bad… they were the news.

The Hot Five

A quintet of sizzling conversation starters.

NEW RULE

Cops are not unique.

On Sunday, Wisconsin Police Officer Tyler Peterson murdered six. In June, Ohio Police Officer Bobby Cutts murdered Jesse Davis. Obviously, these were tragedies. However, we should not discuss them. We should not discuss prevention. We should not discuss hiring or psychology. Why? Action never occurs. Society expresses outrage. We promise discussion. Unfortunately, our outrage subsides.

Thus, discussion is irrelevant. Instead, we must accept the obvious. Cops are human. Actually, they are worse. They tote a gun. They wear a patch. Both increase their arrogance. Cops are conceited and stubborn. Reform will not alter this. Testing is important. Off Duty cops should not have guns. However, cops are not saints. They are not dispassionate. They are not objective. This will never change.

Worth A Read

Heath Haussamen’s New Mexico Politics

Shredding spin and counter spin. His site is journalistic, analytical and, most important, non-partisan.

SNL: Fred’s Tired

The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Major League Baseball’s postseason?

In France, a Claude Monet painting has been damaged. Fortunately, O.J. Simpson has been apprehended.

Today’s top five or best injured quarterbacks (1) Steve McNair, (2) Jake Delhomme, (3) Trent Green, (4) Marc Bulger, (5) Matt Leinart

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Golden Girl Declines

Marion Jones was the “it girl.” She was gorgeous. She was athletic. She was charming and personable. Jones mainstreamed track and field. Her sweat was glamorous. Unfortunately, she was fleeting. Akin to every it girl, Jones’ reign was temporary.

On Friday, Jones plead guilty to lying to federal investigators. On January 11, she will be sentenced. Allegedly, Jones will receive six months incarceration. However, her judge retains discretion.

Following her admission, Jones tearfully apologized. “It's with a great amount of shame that I stand before you and tell you that I have betrayed your trust,” she said. “I have been dishonest, and you have the right to be angry with me. I have let [my family] down. I have let my country down, and I have let myself down. I recognize that by saying I'm deeply sorry, it might not be enough and sufficient to address the pain and hurt that I've caused you. Therefore, I want to ask for your forgiveness for my actions, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”

Prior to the 2000 Olympics, Jones was truculent. Her stated ambition? Five gold medals. Jones won the women’s one and two hundred meters. She assisted the 4 x 400 meter victors. She scored two bronze medals. Including World Championships, Jones amassed seven gold, one silver, and three bronze medals.

Shimmer is not value. Value is appreciation. Following her mirage, Jones glittered. She was idolized. Unfortunately, she depreciated. Track is an individual sport. Jones was an alpha solo. Unfortunately, she validated a modular maxim. Everyone is unique, until they prove otherwise.

LSU Unanimous, USC Undone

1. LSU (1)
2. California (3)
3. Ohio State (4)
4. Boston College (7)
5. South Florida (6)
6. Oklahoma (10)
7. South Carolina (11)
8. West Virginia (13)
9. Oregon (14)
10. USC (2)
11. Missouri (17)
12. Virginia Tech (15)
13. Florida (9)
14. Arizona State (18)
15. Cincinnati (20)
16. Hawaii (16)
17. Kentucky (8)
18. Illinois (NR)
19. Wisconsin (5)
20. Kansas (NR)
21. Florida State (NR)
22. Auburn (NR)
23. Texas (19)
24. Georgia (12)
25. Tennessee (NR)

Betting the Pass Line (Last Week: 3-2 Season: 7-8)

Browns (+16 ½) at Patriots
Both offenses are exemplary. Obviously, the Patriots are superior. However, the Browns should compete.

Seahawks at Steelers (-6)
The Steelers are flourishing. The Seahawks are floundering. This is not a Super Bowl rematch.

Panthers at Saints (-3)
David Carr vs. Reggie Bush. Eventually, the Saints will win.

Buccaneers at Colts (-10)
In 2003, the Colts defeated the Buccaneers 38-35. This contest will not be close.

Ravens (-3 ½) at 49ers
In 2000, Trent Dilfer won the Super Bowl. Today, Ray Lewis is not a teammate. He is the opposition.

Line of the Morning


Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

“The public is weary of this war. They want it to end, and they had expectations that Congress could end it. You know we can't without a presidential signature. But that focus on the war has eclipsed all that we have accomplished here.”

She Represented Virginia’s Fifth

Jo Ann Davis
(1950-2007)