NEW RULE

Your contest is boring.

On Monday, Los Angels outfielder Vladimir Guerrero garnered Major League Baseball’s home run derby. The tedium consumed three hours. Excitement, passion, and relevance were non-existent. Formerly, the home run derby was exciting. However, the concept is stale. Commissioner Bud Selig, contract outs and commence a skills competition. Simply stated, Guerrero’s triumph was unwatchable.