The Daily Smak

Tori Spelling has become an ordained minister. Lat weekend, Spelling performed a gay wedding. Given her divine profession, why didn’t she perform career resuscitation?

Fresh from the rumor mill (where pot is plentiful, parenting optional), Kevin Federline attended the Playboy Mansion. Reportedly, K-Failure was seeking his next paycheck.

A forthcoming movie will co-star Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez. Given her marital history, did anyone expect different?