The Hills Showdown: Beloved versus Unbearable

Tonight, The Hills returns. Their offseason has been turbulent. Heidi and Spencer have disparaged Lauren. Heidi’s body has improved. Spencer and Joel Madden have fought. Amidst this tumult, Audrina and Lauren have acted maturely. TMZ has recounted the spectacle.

Once, Lauren and Heidi were roommates. They were best friends. Unfortunately, Spencer materialized. Heidi and Spencer are arrogant, obnoxious, and unlikable. They are a repugnant pair. Conversely, Audrina, Heidi, and Lauren are adorable. Their actions and attitudes are adult. They are admirable.

The Hills is an exquisite drama. Heidi and Spencer versus Audrina and Lauren facilitates beautiful tension. Why? The situation is relatable. Audrina and Lauren are endearing. They are heroines. Heidi and Spencer are nauseating. They are the uninvited couple. Everyone abhors them. Sadly, they are oblivious.