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NBC News: Single Gun Theory Disputed… Again

The Kennedy assassination has been analytically paralyzed. For their reevaluation, former FBI lab metallurgist William A. Tobin and Texas A&M University researchers Cliff Spiegelman and William D. James utilized new statistical calculations and modern chemical analysis. According to the trio, "evidence used to rule out a second assassin is fundamentally flawed."

Alright. The Kennedy assassination was a conspiracy. There were fourteen gunmen. The mafia was involved. The CIA was involved. The Vice President was involved. Roger Staubach was involved. Twelve shots were fired. Oliver Stone drove the escape car. Conspiracy hacks… Shut up!