NEW RULE

Budweiser is American.

On Sunday, InBev purchased Anheuser-Busch. InBev paid $52 billion. I will not advocate protectionism. I will not boycott Budweiser. I will not espouse xenophobia. I will criticize America. Our citizens are responsible.

Consumerism is the cause. Several may scream. They may threaten boycotts, protectionism, and xenophobia. However, Budweiser, Bud Light, and Bud Select will remain solvent. The aforesaid is significant. America has purged our pride. We have relegated our rage. We not only accept misfortune. We embrace misfortune.

America must act. We must get mad. Otherwise, Ford and General Motors are next.