Splits Permeate Hills Premiere

People are predictable. They are patterned. Trivial alterations are possible. However, complex transformations are improbable. Arrogant people remain arrogant. Obnoxious people remain obnoxious. Chameleon reinvention is extraordinary.

Upon their Paris arrival, Lauren and Whitney faced a dilemma. Ball gowns or debutante’s shoes. Predictably, Lauren and Whitney retrieved their gowns. The next morning, they snagged the shoes.

During the Teen Vogue photo shoot, Audrina phoned Lauren. Why? Brody has a girlfriend. Stunned, Whitney consoled Lauren. She proposed a resolution. Brody coupled abruptly. Lauren could couple abruptly. Hours subsequent, Lauren stitched her hem, shrunk her dress, and the pair met a band. Each musician smoked. None of them were attractive.

Prior to their final event, Lauren encountered disaster. The curling iron burned her gown. Luckily, Lauren scored another gown. Whitney and her worked the Crillon Ball. Will Lauren ever mature? She is twenty-two. She appears responsible. Yet, her actions are ridiculous.

Amidst Heidi’s Colorado respite, Spencer consulted his sister. Stephanie’s advice? Spencer should not pursue Heidi. Obviously, Spencer ignored this advice. During a subsequent dinners, Heidi and Spencer exploded. She attacked him. He retorted. The couple split. Simply stated, Heidi was an ass. Unfortunately, I cannot support Spencer. He should have waited. He should have understood.

Overall, the premiere was uncertain. Several questions were generated. Can Heidi and Spencer reconcile? Can Brody and Lauren reconnect? Will Whitney desert Teen Vogue? Will Lauren’s life normalize?