The End is the Beginning

Finished is completed. Finished is concluded and doomed. When calendars are finished, weather transforms. When seasons are finished, games are not played. When relationships are finished, interaction ceases… except within the Hills.

On Monday, Audrina, Justin, Lauren, and Lo attended Brody’s barbecue. Amidst drinking, football, and swimming, Lauren broke Brody’s arm. Audrina and Justin also fought. Justin randomly flirted. He then ditched Audrina. She cried and pledged finality. According to previews, they remain coupled.

Heidi and Spencer attended Colorado. Spencer alienated Heidi’s parents. Heidi dodged questions concerning Lauren. Hilariously, Heidi also explained choosing Spencer. She covets someone akin to her father. Heidi’s father is a midwestern entrepreneur. Spencer is pacific poison. How are they similar?