Monologue Joke of the Evening

“The incoming press secretary, Robert Gibbs, says that President-elect Barack Obama will allow gays to serve openly in the military. So the days of ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ are over. Actually, that’s not quite true; Congress will continue to use the phrase when referring to the bailout money: ‘Don’t ask us what we did with it; we are not going to tell you.’”

The Tonight Show