Stepford University

On Tuesday, Boston College hired Coach Frank Spaziani. “I wanted to be a head coach, but I wanted to be a head coach at Boston College,” said Spaziani. “I didn't want to be a head coach just to be a head coach. I love this place for a lot of the right reasons and I want to help give something back.”

Officially, Boston College is monochrome. They are identical and insufferable. Their objective is not improvement. Their obsession is indoctrination. Henceforth, the Boston College Eagles are not a program. They are an allegiance cult.