The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Jennifer Aniston?

On Thursday, the Chicago Cubs and San Diego Padres concluded negotiations. Jake Peavy will not be traded. According to the Padres, “Peavy is a bleeping valuable thing. You just don't give him away for nothing…”

Today’s top five or this weekend’s attractions (1) Heisman Trophy, (2) Giants at Cowboys, (3) Buccaneers at Falcons, (4) Steelers at Ravens, (5) Rod Blagojevich