Matrimonial Misread

Dating and relationships are contrary. They are not estranged. They are not related. Dating is adorable, delightful, and unique. Relationships are contentious, litigious, and problematic. Dating does not produce relationships. Relationships induce dating.

On November 19, Heidi and Spencer visited a church. Subsequently, Spencer arranged a Las Vegas elopement. Heidi and Spencer argued. Heidi discarded her ring. Spencer bolted. The next afternoon, the couple reconciled. Spencer conceded the wedding ritual war.

Heidi and Spencer’s argument? Heidi desires a wedding. Spencer desires a marriage. They are both correct. As previously stated, men do not plan weddings. Women plan weddings. However, I applaud Spencer. Men should indulge women. Clearly, Spencer values Heidi’s happiness.