Lohan’s (Subliminal) Lashing

Lindsay Lohan: “Yes I am innocent… did not do drugs, they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

Lindsay, you are innocent? You are unbelievable. The drugs were not yours? They were inside your pants. Were those your pants? You were almost hit? Your car was chasing. You desire privacy? You are an actress. You are a partier. Lindsay, you are gorgeous. Unfortunately, you are also tragically misguided.