The Daily Smak

A forty year old teacher and his sixteen year old former student have married. The traditional bride and groom gifts? Old Navy and Budweiser.

Jason Giambi will cooperate with baseball’s steroids investigation. Who knew Commissioner Kermit the Frog could threaten?

On Thursday, the Senate increased fuel economy standards. Simultaneously, the House reversed America’s foreign aid contraception ban. Watching this Congress mirrors banging your head into a wall. They advance nothing and they make our heads hurt.