NEW RULE

Athletes should not ride motorcycles.

On Monday, LaVar Arrington wrecked his chopper. Previously, Ben Roethlisberger, Jay Williams, and Kellen Winslow also crashed. Athlete’s careers are fleeting. Their monetary window is miniscule. Given the aforesaid, motorcycles should be abandoned. They threaten lives. Injuries are an assumed risk. With that stated, they should not be invited. Athletes, bury the bikes.