The Daily Smack

On Wednesday, two New York children were charged with screaming. I understand silence is golden. However, this is ridiculous.

The USC Trojans have recruited a fourteen-year-old point guard. The aforesaid is unsurprising. Today, the UCLA Bruins were recruiting preschoolers.

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap (Eventually, I will find the lid) to Terry Hoeppner. He was an exemplary individual.