Thursday, July 05, 2007

The Daily Smak

The European Union has established a You Tube channel. Unfortunately, their hottest video is porn. Europe, please concede. You are not sophisticated. You‘re a second America.

Allegedly, suspended (supposedly) crew chief Tony Eury attended the Minimally Sponsored New England 300. From a trailer, he provided advice. NASCAR (which stands for Never Assume Suspensions Count in Auto Racing) Brian France is outrage. He has pledged reform. Brian, you’ll be disciplining the disciplined. What does this say?

Senator Arlen (Robert Byrd makes me look young) Specter has announced legislation. His Signing Statement Law will mirror the Signing Statement Law of 2006. If an irrelevant Senator proposes legislation, which is already law, will C-SNORE even care?

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