The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be incarcerated?

Concerning Paris, Al Sharpton is outraged. Pundit’s response? No racial element exists. Reverend Al could find racism in a pie-eating contest.

Finally on Escape from F-L-A, Stan Van Gundy supplanted Billy Donovan. Donovan reunites with Florida. The Magic retain eighth place. Hope everyone’s happy.