American Idol Live Blog

Jackie Tohn (27 – California)

Why ruin an apocryphal song? Soul lyrics? Slow temp? Her interpretation is abysmal. Her performance is asinine. “Little Less Conversation” is an energy song. Thus, energy should be evoked. She is evoking nausea. One candidate. One potential elimination. No one could have enjoyed this.

Ricky Braddy (26 – Tennessee)

I am bored. I may google Leon Russell. His appearance is acceptable. His performance is satisfactory. However, advancers capture attention. He will not. Advancers elicit conversation. No one will remember his name.

Alexis Grace (21 – Tennessee)

Colored hair. Dirty voice. Why am I unsurprised she is a parent? Her dress is hideous. Black and slut. She is trash. Her commencement is acceptable. Unfortunately, her wail ruins the endeavor. She should not advance. She should have never been selected. Simon approves? I am disgusted.

Brent Keith (28 – Ohio)

If you are struggling, renounce your dream. Do not audition. His song choice is repugnant. His performance is worse. He is sans personality. He is sans talent. He should realize this. Ryan's question is appropriate. Their window has closed. Their window is soddered shut. They should quit.

Stevie Wright (16 – California)

Her fashion elevates her appearance. Her facial expressions reinforce my opinion. They are insipid. Her song choice is the conclusion. Her performance is juvenile and scattered. Simon and I concur. She was terrible.

Anoop Desai (21 – North Carolina)

His commencement is excellent. His chorus reduces the endeavor. He should sing. He should not scat. He should not run. Monica sang words. He should sing words. Adequate performance. However, he has missed an opportunity.

Casey Carlson (20 – Minnesota)

“Every little thing” was a favorite. Unfortunately, I can never listen again. Her entrance is cheesy. Her facial expressions are creepy. She is gorgeous. Why scare people? Her performance is equally reprehensible. Her vocals are apprehensive. Her vibe is pathetic. Simon selects the appropriate word. Atrocious.

Michael Sarver (27 – Texas)

His performance is adequate. He oversings slightly. However, he does not interpret the selection. He sings the selection. His conclusion is stellar. He was not perfect. With that stated, he should advance.

Ann Marie Boskovich (22 – Tennessee)

“Natural Woman” is powerful. She is putrid. She scatters the commencement. Now, she is screaming? Why? Screams are not emotion. Oversinging is not emotion. This song requires intensity. She was insipid. If she survives, America is stupid.

Stephen Fowler (26 – Ohio)

Once again, his performance is unmemorable. His appearance is adequate. His vocals are adequate. He is not offensive. He is simply pedestrian. Contestants must realize…. David Cook won with excitement. This effort was unexciting.

Tatiana Nicole Del Toro (24 – Puerto Rico)

A territorial contestant…Her introduction video is ridiculous. Stop crying. Her appearance is wretched. Clothes should flatter. Her dress fattens. Also, the dress resembles drapes. Her performance is uninspired. Her vocals are satisfactory. However, she is bland. Her emotion is contrived. She should not advance.

Danny Gokey (28 – Missouri)

Mariah Carey? Seriously? His commencement is unmemorable. His transition is slightly oversung. His glasses are distracting. As he sings, I cannot overlook the obvious. This is a female song. His performance was satisfactory. However, I am not impressed.