The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be John Daly?

In Venezuela, President Hugo Chavez covets continual reelection. This is ironic. President Bush covets an immediate ejection.

Today’s top five or Thanksgiving’s attractions (1) Oklahoma at Oklahoma State, (2) Florida at Florida State, (3) Oregon at Oregon State, (4) Georgia Tech at Georgia, (5) West Virginia at Pittsburgh