Beijing 2008: Olympics Control Center

Beach Volleyball: Misty May and Kerri Walsh dominate. Potentially, they could stumble. However, this is unimaginable.

Swimming: Congratulations, Taehwan Park. Park is an excellent competitor. His victory was not an upset. However, Grant Hackett and Larsen Jensen were non-existent. Meanwhile, American women are struggling. Their one hundred freestyle was apocryphal.

Coverage: Opening ceremonies score 34.2 million. Additionally, Bob Costas amidst Tienemen Square. I hope he survives.