Asinine Audrina Alienates Lauren

Audrina Patridge is gorgeous. Her body is exquisite. Her eyes are electric. Her smile is spectacular. With that stated, Audrina is also a moron. She is easily manipulated. She is untrustworthy. She is one of the dumbest women in America.

On Monday, Audrina, Lauren, and Lo attended Goa. Unfortunately, Heidi and Justin interrupted their evening. Audrina, Heidi, and Justin talked. They laughed. Visibly, Lauren was annoyed. She hates Heidi. She hates Justin. Audrina knows this. Why disrespect your roommate?

The next evening, Audrina and Justin enjoyed dinner. They flirted. They reminisced. They rekindled their romance. Twenty-four hours subsequent, Lauren and Lo discussed housing. Audrina invited herself into their arrangement.

Concerning the former, Justin is disgusting and repugnant. Audrina should have rejected him. Concerning the latter, Lauren should have rejected Audrina. Audrina is deceitful and fake. She is a reprehensible person.