NEW RULE

Technology is irrelevant.

According to Barack Obama’s supporters, polls are inaccurate. Why? Collegians only own cell phones. Pollsters cannot sample cell phones. Ned Lamont utilized this argument. Ron Paul utilized this argument. This argument is ridiculous. Collegians should shut up. They would not answer. They would press ignore. Voice mail would ensue. The pollster would hang up. Collegians are apathetic. Politicians must accept this.