Tuesday, April 15, 2008

American Idol Live Blog

David Archuleta (17 – California)

The crimson is slightly disturbing. Fortunately, his vocals are exquisite. He is subtle. He is understated. Yet, his emotion is palpable. Despite his youth, he has a remarkable presence. Incredible performance. Simon had a Christmas album? Seriously?

Carly Smithson (24 – California)

Mariah as a sunshine ray? A divorced, unstable sunshine ray. Her commencement is elegant. The piano is gorgeous. Finally, she does not oversing. She does not force emotion. She covers the tattoo. Her transition is immaculate. She epitomizes this selection. Beautiful, pristine, and understated. Simon and I disagree. She was outstanding.

Syesha Mercado (21 - Florida)

Her dress is spectacular. However, she must lose the fro. Her commencement is drowsy. She is struggling. She is sans emotion and substance. Her transition is apocryphal. She screams slightly. Through, her emotion is nonexistent. As she concludes, her emotion is false. She is insipid. She was terrible. Simon is correct. Terrible song selection.

Brooke White (24 – Arizona)

Finally, a recognizable song. The piano is intriguing. “Hero” is an emotional epoch. You do not picture a recital. Her commencement and transition are acceptable. She is not incredible. However, her emotion translates. Her transition’s conclusion is ridiculous. She loses the endeavor. She screams. She forces the moment. Her conclusion is also disastrous. She slips and slides. Overall, an abysmal performance. Simon’s unique apology is appropriate. Her performance was empty.

Kristy Leigh Cook (24 – Oregon)

Her dress is exemplary. Her appearance is scrumptious. Her commencement is soulful. She does not oversing. Tenderly, she guides the selection. Her emotion is relatable. Her presence is charming. Her conclusion is spotty. However, her performance is satisfactory. She should survive another elimination.

David Cook (25 – Missouri)

Always Be My Baby? Seriously? The solo guitar is insipid. His commencement is annoying. Faith No More phoned. They requested their persona. His transition is intriguing. The violins are exquisite. Unfortunately, his vocals remain ridiculous. His conclusion worsens the endeavor. Preening, screaming. His ego is expanding. The aforesaid is undeserved. He is terrible. His presence is creepy. He warrants elimination. Brilliant? Randy awards a standing ovation? Excuse me, I must puke. Simon, your initial instinct was correct. He is drunken karaoke.

Jason Castro (20 - Texas)

The bongos are intriguing. His backdrop is unique. Both mirror his persona. His vocals are satisfactory. He is classic and subtle. His emotion is melodic. He is not spectacular. However, he has never been spectacular. Acceptable performance. He should advance.

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