American Idol Live Blog
Michael Johns (29 – Georgia)
Music via tennis? Seriously? His commencement is apocryphal. His emotion is forced. The chorus worsens the performance. He is drastically oversinging. He is butchering the song. Atrosious opening performance.
Jason Castro (20 - Texas)
He hates interviews? Interviews hate him. If possible, his hair has worsened. Last week, the dreadlocks were annoying. This week, they are jungle vines. His opening is acceptable. The guitar and the ambiance are unique. He channels John Mayer. The performance is slightly coffee house. However, he improves throughout. Excellent endeavor.
Luke Menard (29 – Indiana)
Excellent selection. Queen’s most underrated. His opening is outstanding. He channels Freddy Mercury. He is engaging. He is elegant. He improves throughout. He elevates an ignored selection. This evening’s finest. Simon says staged? I vehemently disagree. He was excellent.
Robbie Carrico (26 – Florida)
Excellent song selection. His opening is terrible. He is bland. He is emotionless. He is forgetting lyrics? How can you forget a classic’s lyrics? His train wreck continues. “Hot Blooded” is a carnivore song. He is a kitten. An immature, insipid, weak kitten. Simon is drunk. His vocal was unacceptable.
Danny Noriega (18 – California)
Ridiculous song selection. His emotion is contrived. His facial expressions are creepy. His train wreck deteriorates. He is annoying. He is weak. He is this season’s Sanjaya. Only the junior high children can save him. Simon, an acceptable vocal? Terrific appearance? Are you stoned? He is a girlfriend please, rod swallowing, Legally Blonde reject. He is this season’s worst.
David Hernandez (24 – Arizona)
His entrance is intriguing. The Shaft vibe is excellent. His commencement and transition are excellent. His emotion is palpable. His personality transcends. The jazzy arrangement and ensemble are perfect. Simon is correct. This evening’s finest.
Jason Yeager (28 – Texas)
Intriguing song selection. His opening is outstanding. Easily, cheesy could encompass this song. However, he is entrancing and rhythmic. He improves throughout. An excellent performance. Randy and I disagree. Karaoke? Noriega was karaoke. Pathetic karaoke. Simon says horrific? He is asinine. He is drunk at a party.
Chikezie (22 – Arizona)
His name’s translation? Something resembling Mehki Phifer. His opening is satisfactory. However, his wardrobe continues struggling. Blue and florescent green? He is engaging and upbeat. Unfortunately, he is average. His vocals are bland. His emotion is contrived. Randy, he was blazing? Potentially, before the show.
David Cook (25 – Missouri)
Given his scarf, geek is believable. His commencement is acceptable. However, his persona is frightening. His appearance is pornographic, sleazy, and unwashed. I feel akin to a twelve year old with a creepy teacher. His performance is excellent. His emotion translates. The rock vibe is scintillating. Unfortunately, his appearance is distracting. He will not sell. Women like smart men? Paula, your loneliness is obvious.
David Archuleta (17 – California)
Entrancing guitar into. “Imagine” is an iconic song. His interpretation is refreshing. Obviously, he is original. His commencement and transition are incredible. He is charismatic. His emotion is stunning. He does not oversing. He transcends the song’s legendary status. Randy is correct. Brilliant! Paula is also correct. Moving is the appropriate sentiment. Simply stated, this season’s greatest.
Music via tennis? Seriously? His commencement is apocryphal. His emotion is forced. The chorus worsens the performance. He is drastically oversinging. He is butchering the song. Atrosious opening performance.
Jason Castro (20 - Texas)
He hates interviews? Interviews hate him. If possible, his hair has worsened. Last week, the dreadlocks were annoying. This week, they are jungle vines. His opening is acceptable. The guitar and the ambiance are unique. He channels John Mayer. The performance is slightly coffee house. However, he improves throughout. Excellent endeavor.
Luke Menard (29 – Indiana)
Excellent selection. Queen’s most underrated. His opening is outstanding. He channels Freddy Mercury. He is engaging. He is elegant. He improves throughout. He elevates an ignored selection. This evening’s finest. Simon says staged? I vehemently disagree. He was excellent.
Robbie Carrico (26 – Florida)
Excellent song selection. His opening is terrible. He is bland. He is emotionless. He is forgetting lyrics? How can you forget a classic’s lyrics? His train wreck continues. “Hot Blooded” is a carnivore song. He is a kitten. An immature, insipid, weak kitten. Simon is drunk. His vocal was unacceptable.
Danny Noriega (18 – California)
Ridiculous song selection. His emotion is contrived. His facial expressions are creepy. His train wreck deteriorates. He is annoying. He is weak. He is this season’s Sanjaya. Only the junior high children can save him. Simon, an acceptable vocal? Terrific appearance? Are you stoned? He is a girlfriend please, rod swallowing, Legally Blonde reject. He is this season’s worst.
David Hernandez (24 – Arizona)
His entrance is intriguing. The Shaft vibe is excellent. His commencement and transition are excellent. His emotion is palpable. His personality transcends. The jazzy arrangement and ensemble are perfect. Simon is correct. This evening’s finest.
Jason Yeager (28 – Texas)
Intriguing song selection. His opening is outstanding. Easily, cheesy could encompass this song. However, he is entrancing and rhythmic. He improves throughout. An excellent performance. Randy and I disagree. Karaoke? Noriega was karaoke. Pathetic karaoke. Simon says horrific? He is asinine. He is drunk at a party.
Chikezie (22 – Arizona)
His name’s translation? Something resembling Mehki Phifer. His opening is satisfactory. However, his wardrobe continues struggling. Blue and florescent green? He is engaging and upbeat. Unfortunately, he is average. His vocals are bland. His emotion is contrived. Randy, he was blazing? Potentially, before the show.
David Cook (25 – Missouri)
Given his scarf, geek is believable. His commencement is acceptable. However, his persona is frightening. His appearance is pornographic, sleazy, and unwashed. I feel akin to a twelve year old with a creepy teacher. His performance is excellent. His emotion translates. The rock vibe is scintillating. Unfortunately, his appearance is distracting. He will not sell. Women like smart men? Paula, your loneliness is obvious.
David Archuleta (17 – California)
Entrancing guitar into. “Imagine” is an iconic song. His interpretation is refreshing. Obviously, he is original. His commencement and transition are incredible. He is charismatic. His emotion is stunning. He does not oversing. He transcends the song’s legendary status. Randy is correct. Brilliant! Paula is also correct. Moving is the appropriate sentiment. Simply stated, this season’s greatest.
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