Friday, March 14, 2008

American Idol Live Blog

Carly Smithson (24 – California)

Her ensemble is gorgeous. Unfortunately, the tattoo ruins her appearance. Her commencement is outstanding. She could easily oversing. However, she does not. She is believable. Her emotion is authentic and explosive. Within this genre, she could sell. Excellent opening performance. Simon is correct. She is an incredible singer.

Syesha Mercado (21 – Florida)

Her opening induces tears. Her opening is apocryphal. Twenty-one year olds should be upbeat. They should engage. They should not age themselves. They should not rewrite classics. The song is “Mrs. Jones.” Her performance is acceptable. She slightly oversings. However, she is not abhorrent. She merits advancement. Simon is correct. Silly reinterpretation. The crowd should boo her.

Brooke White (24 – Arizona)

Beauty school? Seriously? Obligatory Greece joke. Beauty school dropout? She is annoying. Her commencement is terrible. “You’re So Vain” was a favorite. Unfortunately, I can never listen again. Her performance continues deteriorating. She is cracking, squeaking. She is emotionless. She is insipid. This evening’s worst. America, eliminate her. Simon, you loved the endeavor? Power was nonexistent. Tempo was nonexistent. She was horrific. Anyone disagreeing is drunk.

Ramiele Malubay (20 – Florida)

Simply stated, she is gorgeous. Why the depressing song? I understand. The performance is depressing. She is scattered. She is dramatically oversinging. Her facial expressions are plastic. Her emotion is manikin. The dancing is also wretched. Consecutive pathetic performances. Randy is real. Disturbing song selection. Simon is also exact. God awful wedding song.

Kristy Lee Cook (24 - Oregon)

Guys do not want tomboys. They want marriage material. Not someone who can clean fish. Her commencement is miserable. “You’re No Good” is soulful. The ballad requires powerful emotion. She is insipid. Her cardboard chorus is childish. Given her introduction video, her cleavage is also unattractive. Simon is correct. She has potential. Potentially, she is an excellent redneck.

Amanda Overmyer (23 – Florida)

Hell’s Angels book worm? The word is oxymoron. Her Morticia Adams hair is frightening. Her intro is horrific. She sounds akin to a dying animal. Screaming is not emotion. The song does not translate. Both the performance and her wardrobe are miserable. Randy is correct. Yelling is unsavory. America, eliminate her. Simon was correct. She was inauthentic. Pathetic clothes, hair, and performance.

Alaina Whitaker (17 – Oklahoma)

Her commencement is elegant. Finally, a natural contestant. Her transition is slightly rough. However, she is packaged grace. Her appearance is enticing. Her emotion translates. Overall, she is beautiful. She merits advancement. Simon, she is aged? Aged or Overmyer’s fright? I know my choice.

Alexandrea Lushington (17 – Georgia)

The band’s introduction is perfect. The single guitar chord is melodic. Her background is distracting. She is overshadowed. With that stated, her performance is satisfactory. She encounters slight difficulty. However, she is classic. Her emotion is relatable. She deserves advancement.

Kady Malloy (18 – Oklahoma)

Her song selection is insipid. Her ensemble and performance are worse. The jelly bean top. The faux sexiness. Seriously? She is gorgeous. She has personality. I would purchase her music. Unfortunately, she is defeating herself. Her performance is reprehensible. Randy is correct. She appeared lost. Simon is also scorching. She is visually stunning and virtually inept.

Asia’h Epperson (19 – Missouri)

Her face and makeup are porcelain. Her appearance is amazing. Sadly, her performance is floundering. Her into was rocky. Amidst her transition, she cracks. She oversings the chorus. She is forcing the emotion. I cannot comprehend this season. The women are terrible. She warrants elimination.

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