Lipstick Jungle: Latest NBC Joke

NBC is a train wreck. Their cancellations are brainless. Their current pets are unwatchable. Their reality collection is bizarre. Once, NBC boasted Cheers, Frasier, Friends, Hill Street Blues, LA Law, Seinfeld, and St. Elsewhere. Today, they broadcast 30 Rock, American Gladiators, Biggest Loser: Couples, Chuck, Journeyman, Medium, and My Name is Earl.

On Thursday, I viewed “Lipstick Jungle.” The endeavor is horrific. The dialogue is puerile. The drama is contrived and haphazard. The estrogen is infuriating. Lipstick Jungle achieved the improbable. They made three gorgeous talents intolerable.

Brooke Shields (Wendy Healy) is apocryphal. Kim Raver (Nico Reilly) is compromised. Lindsay Price (Victory Ford) is insipid. Simply stated, Candace Bushnell’s second adaptation is horrendous. Sans Darren Star, her and television are incompatible.