NEW RULE

Soda is not guilty.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Christmas wish? A soda tax. A tariff penalizing high fructose corn syrup drinks. Apparently, they cause obesity. Newsom is an ass. Soda does not induce fat. Lounging and video games induce fat. Coke and Pepsi are not responsible. What is next? Tax the Big Mac’s composition? Tax Pizza Hut’s existence? This proposal is ridiculous. Newsome should apologize. Soda does not fatten. Laziness fattens.