The Daily Smak

On Thursday, liberals touted another defection. Senator Pete Domenici (R-NM) announced surge opposition. He does not desire withdraw. He does not want funding extinguished. How was this news?

After pledging reform, NASCAR (which stands for Never Associate Serious Consequences with Auto Racing) Brian France relented. Suspended crew chiefs may silently attend races. Brian, the aforesaid is not a suspension. The aforesaid is a vacation.

Live Earth’s concept is brilliant. Performers utilizing private jets, raise global warming awareness via energy evaporating concerts. Vice President Bore is a genius.