NEW RULE

Vince McMahon cannot think.

On Thursday, Vince McMahon faked his death. On Monday, Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son. He then committed suicide. Life imitating art? Tragedy mimicking squalor. McMahon is repugnant. He has ignored drug abuse, promoted filth, and capitalized tragedy (notably Owen Hart and September 11). Within his depraved mind, McMahon is clever. Within reality, he is vile. This storyline invited catastrophe. Subsequently, McMahon is barred from thought. He is repulsive. I hope this calamity excoriates him.